𝓂𝓎 🅲🅷🅴🅼🅸🅲🅰🅻 𝒹𝑜𝓍𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓎

>can't afford squirrel helper
>buys squirrel assistant
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Highroehler_at_nicecrew.digital@mostr.pub

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2024-11-14 20:18:47

This is relevant again
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2024-09-11 12:25:44

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2024-09-04 12:37:16

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Ya get me?

2024-09-04 12:30:10

Hawk Tuah girl has a new podcast called Talk Tuah. That too longer than I thought.

2024-09-02 18:14:59

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Across the street from the sperm burping road whore.

2024-08-19 21:15:37

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>what percent our the employees wage can we the employer pressure you into? 10%, 15%, or 20%?
Id consider tipping if Brad wore more pieces of flare :unimpressed:

2024-08-19 20:07:50

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2024-08-19 17:38:09

Why the hell should I tip the guy at little Caesars for putting my slices n sticks in a heated shelf that I have to retrieve myself using a3 digit code?
>Because the guy will ironically forget to put seasoning on the cheese bread side or put the sauce with it, forcing you to stand in line so he can be sarcastically polite rewarding you with your "forgotten" side of sauce.
Yes I know LC is goyslop, but I'm in a pinch

2024-08-19 16:50:33

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To you as well Miss assistant
:jeb_wave:
:brap:

2024-08-19 16:40:10

Good afternoon
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2024-08-08 12:47:43

Caption this astronaut bitch stuck in space's chin
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2024-08-07 22:43:57

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2024-08-06 12:49:54

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2024-08-01 21:40:42

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How you doing on opposing the energy drinks?
:unimpressed:

2024-07-26 22:42:38

Warning: after the week and day I've had with the schizos, I'm about to get SCHWASTEDDDD. Might feel cute later and disrupt the TL continuum.

2024-07-19 19:06:40

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It's somebody that you think would be gay but actually isn't. High fashion.

2024-07-15 17:47:55

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I'm with you we can do it together. I didn't by buy any monster last week. I thought it was the caffeine but it's the other shit. I have been sluggish but death wish coffee on days I don't have a choice to rest.

2024-07-10 12:16:08

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No struggle in the Republican party. It's 100% pro Israel.

2024-07-04 22:43:34

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2024-06-29 01:44:12

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I didn't have at TV account yet. Is there a replay of last night's stream?

2024-06-27 02:43:07

John Lennon
#note1cru…t8gl
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2024-06-24 22:44:32

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I'm in a pickle. Need help. This bitch is going to drag me to the nut house with her.

2024-06-22 02:47:40

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Thank God you're alive.
*Puts benis away*

2024-06-22 02:45:58

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Dick's been out all week

2024-06-21 17:58:07

@npub1cdj…jev5 's fw shes drinking coffee after 8pm
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2024-06-19 13:43:45

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I mean bath and body works...
Wait... Is there a difference? Fuck

2024-06-18 15:28:23

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2024-06-18 13:55:47

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Nobody hates gab refugees more than a previous gab refugee.
:mfw_niggers3:

2024-06-11 21:57:21

Mfw my diaper is so full that it's filling the front
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2024-06-09 16:07:52

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He lost his ass harder than I did at the casino. Then he brought her back to the house.
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2024-06-09 01:46:36

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Watching Panthers goalie dude gymnastic backflips in the net, I think it's already over. I'm going to the casinos so I need to play some sports book bets on the Panthers even though I don't care.

2024-06-09 01:43:09

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They definitely want it more. And that's a big deal in hockey for sure.

2024-06-09 01:42:06

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You mean you have no idea about the jamar chase and t Higgins debacle?

2024-06-09 01:40:45

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Sorry I thought you were talking about Joe burrow. 😭

2024-06-09 01:36:03

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@npub1cze…3xjk I'm kinda a because fan too. 🤷

2024-06-09 01:30:13

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That might be the sweetest thing I've heard all day. And I've watched somebody feed a half dead mama cat with a syringe full of milk.

2024-06-09 01:20:13

Father's day is June 16th, I think we need to fucking party for this day. As a father, tbh, I don't feel appreciated.

2024-06-09 01:18:12

Any ladies on here with size 14 sandals they want to get rid of?

2024-06-09 00:32:37

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My gay wings or @npub1cze…3xjk bruins ain't innit but fuck... It's White people. 😒

2024-06-09 00:20:06

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Gotta love after every panther intro, you hear the "raw raw" panther growl
😭

2024-06-09 00:09:36

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The syringe drinking almost made me cry like a bitch for some reason.

2024-06-08 13:27:20

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Time to soak the hot dog in the ol pickle jar.

2024-06-05 12:13:30

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Good morning Sarah. ☕
Time to get this day started.
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2024-06-02 01:00:00

I'm going to start a business where guys with Dad bods strip for a room full of clapping women. I'm going to call it prancing possum. Figured some guys on fedi would be perfect. Any nominations?
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2024-06-01 17:04:21

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Hunt the Cunt
Movie Info
Synopsis
Twelve strangers wake up in a clearing. They don't know where they are -- or how they got there. In the shadow of a dark fedi conspiracy theory, ruthless decayable gather at a remote location to hunt unfollowers for sport.

2024-05-30 18:24:50

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:wario_angry:
Who fucked muh cwanburry thauthe?

2024-05-26 23:10:38

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2024-05-26 14:06:05

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That's a pretty fancy street sign

2024-05-26 03:11:41

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You need 6'8" for space marine babies
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2024-05-26 00:30:17

I'm glad I didn't know who rekieta is

2024-05-25 13:29:17

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I see @sui is with us
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2024-05-25 13:25:26

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Me after 4 drinks
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2024-05-25 13:19:30

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>do you have a moment to talk about our wine and vineyard?
🍷✝️🙏🏼

2024-05-24 12:13:37

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I normally just grill but had some cheesy smash burgers and hope to make these now. T bone on sale at Kroger's. Sounds jewish but I might have to wait until ribeye is on sale 😭

2024-05-24 11:59:34

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I discovered a Blackstone. Thin sliced ribeye. Something something cheese steak. 🐮

2024-05-21 15:46:58

Great clips is 20$ for a haircut from somebody that just graduated beauty college.
I shall now refer to them as "rape clips":ecksdee:

2024-05-17 01:39:32

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I always miss the fun :unimpressed:

2024-05-07 23:59:14

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Say "Louisville" 😏

2024-05-07 21:05:15

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So is this band
😏🥐

2024-05-07 20:57:41

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Twisted brown Smuckers band
I can't stop. I can't even see the TL.
Please don't block me.

2024-05-07 20:50:56

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Our Gravy Peace

2024-05-07 20:45:05

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At least somebody thinks so. What about Pants-teara?
😭

2024-05-07 20:38:54

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3 s'mores down

2024-05-07 20:28:05

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30 seconds to Arby's

2024-05-06 21:14:12

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2024-05-05 23:22:15

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It's she's standing straight up?

2024-05-03 01:52:31

I didn't care if I get banned for doxing @npub14hs…u796 's phone number.
:mfw_niggers3: :gunright:
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2024-04-28 16:22:41

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65 here. Foggy and muggy and AF.
Not complaining though cuz I'm kinda hung over so the intermittent rain on the AC is soothing. 🥹

2024-04-18 22:58:49

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Isn't that a country song?
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2024-04-18 22:53:59

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I'll see your eggplant and raise you a
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2024-04-07 15:13:10

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2024-04-07 05:49:24

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Deep thoughts:
>Whenever I see somebody coming into the woods I'm haunting, I stroke it with my hand upside down. It really freaks them out.
~Jack Handy

2024-04-01 16:33:04

>he was a federal prosecutor for 10 years
>He just left that job for private practice (covering up for those implicated with p Diddy?)
#note1s9a…pxjm

2024-04-01 00:11:18

If I had a shekel for every time I bumped into @npub18k3…upyq outside @npub1cdj…jev5 's window
#note15wv…exf2
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2024-03-31 01:46:06

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Hard to fall below cannibalism
🥴

2024-03-31 01:21:43

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Chicanos gonna put y'all back in chains
:mfw_niggers3:

2024-03-18 02:29:37

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2024-03-14 00:11:41

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Idunno tbh. They're against doxing for sure and I would consider forcing somebody to dox their armpit would violate that. I would hope he's joking but actually blocking you over it? 🙄

2024-03-13 23:59:50

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I just seen that thread.
1. Is that really a rule on post? I never knew.
2. To be that adamant to be so serious to actually block you is very schizophrenic

2024-03-13 02:15:44

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2024-03-13 02:11:25

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2024-03-13 01:36:28

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2024-03-13 00:31:05

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It was a while back but I didn't think so
:jeb_think:

2024-03-13 00:27:28

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I wonder if me telling the dream i had anything to do with the NCD swinger lore
🤔

2024-03-12 22:42:27

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2024-03-12 22:38:19

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Sorry to keep tagging @npub1cdj…jev5 but she has screens of it. His first post was a long ass morbid story about how he found his dead mother. Weirdest part is he wasn't even from gab.
:cringe:

2024-03-12 22:35:10

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Basically buffalo Bob from silence of the lambs. He came here posted his life story and weird pictures of himself that look like Kang cobra. So weird he got booted and went to another instance just to call her that trying to dunk on her and NCD.

2024-03-12 22:30:59

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Is that the guy that called gcl a worm?

2024-03-12 15:36:06

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Somebody didn't have a clean pinch this morning.
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2024-03-12 12:34:56

Dollar store toilet paper actually works pretty decent in a pinch
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2024-03-06 05:39:52

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2024-03-05 03:09:00

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I commented that tuba was a Satanist, like 3 years ago, and he replied "no he's not" before he blocked me. How could you take turbs benis that far inside you?

2024-03-05 02:49:59

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Idk man... The way she had her arms around just Joe that one stream
:pepe_giggle:

2024-03-02 16:20:22

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2024-03-02 16:11:25

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2024-03-02 01:45:23

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Sort of serious. Matty did create him and I'm pretty sure he's proud of him. @npub1m90…mdfy
We missed you though for real. You were here when we first came here. Speaking of which, hope you're here soon for the 2 year anniversary of NCD on the 7th.

2024-03-01 21:09:05

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You'd think she steer far clear if that gay dude and that hair and those pants
:pepe_giggle:

2024-02-21 17:06:21

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Honestly, can you make your own show? If you don't have any content, you can start by just fixing my life and the retarded shit I need to do. If you got @npub1cdj…jev5 to join, I'd donate 1/3rd of my paycheck. Plus I'd offer to have my own cooking segment, even though you'd be better at that too. Lol

2024-02-21 16:50:35

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It's refreshing hearing a nice voice say "nigger" and complain about jigaboos at Walmart, but if you were their husband and heard about it so the time... Not so much... Lol for the record I love all White women.... Even fat ones....

2024-02-21 12:38:21

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Good morning Denise 😏