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Drivechains. Sounds like it’s just bringing a bunch of altcoins to bitcoin. We don’t need altcoins, we already have bitcoin. We have layer 2 solutions like lightning too.
What am I missing?!

2023-07-31 13:21:01

Every time I see this pic, I’m reminded that I need to get the smoker out more. Then I realise there’s no fucking summer in London. https://cdn.nostr.build/i/37f03aa885453b6c8f50d64956ffb16cb40b1522e791549a467546401cf0b15d.jpg

2023-07-31 13:17:11

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I can’t wait till my kids are old enough to do this kind of stuff. Looks like an amazing trip!

2023-04-17 17:34:49

Just landed in Paphos. Where are my Cypriot bitcoiners at?!

2023-04-12 16:05:55

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Fucking brilliant.

2023-04-10 13:18:40

If you think bitcoin mining is a waste of energy, stop complaining about inflation.
Without bitcoin (PoW) mining, the world has no hard money.
As long as there is no hard money, inflation will continue to eat up your hard earned Monopoly money.
Also, FFS - Stop believing the same bullshit parroted by the same people who told you covid was going to kill us all.
The same media who stay silent whilst the Dalai Lama asks a young boy to suck his tongue.
Think for yourself. Think critically, whilst it’s still legal.

2023-04-05 06:05:38

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This is tragic. Thoughts are with you, and his family and friends. Absolutely tragic.

2023-03-28 10:33:45

The Bitcoin Review podcast deserves far more recognition. It’s brilliant to bring people up to speed with the latest going-ons with Bitcoin, Lightning and even Nostr.
A tip of the hat to#[0] and all his guests.

2023-03-26 08:08:52

Happy birthday #[0]! You and #[1] are the perfect match, and bitcoiners the world over are lucky to have you guys!

2023-03-23 09:25:16

The same people that told you lockdowns were necessary, are the same people telling you that we're now in a climate emergency. Comply with these scumbags at your peril.

2023-03-20 14:45:49

What’s the best iOS app for real time BTC price alerts (as push notifications).
Happy to give 5000 sats to the person who recommends the app I start using.

2023-03-18 14:28:40

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*being non-custodial

2023-03-18 14:28:18

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What mobile apps aren’t custodial? I seem to remember acinq’s eclair being custodial, not sure if that’s still around?

2023-03-18 08:05:20

So, can we talk about key rotation, and howTF it’s possible with Nostr keys?
You get hacked on twitter, you change your password.
You get your Nostr keys compromised, you’re f’cuked.

2023-03-14 06:47:02

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Doing the lord’s work out there Hashley. A tip of that hat to you good sir.

2023-03-13 15:08:50

Is this the moment that risk-managers finally see sense and put money into the hardest money humanity has ever seen, Bitcoin.
I hope so.

2023-03-12 09:13:32

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Would be amazing if I could embed audio files in notes on damus.
Hope you can make it so!

2023-03-10 18:27:10

#[0] any chance you can allow mp3/audio uploads on nostr.build?

2023-03-10 18:09:06

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You’re actually growing on me. Loved the Newton reference.
Don’t shed a tear for me though. I believe bitcoin will succeed, but even if it didn’t, I’ve funded IVF with bitcoin “gainz” and have two beautiful children from it.
Bitcoin is far more than just “gainz” though. It’s a movement. A movement towards rooting out the completely corrupt and unfair monetary system that has served the people closest to the printers. I genuinely believe it’s our last shot at real freedom.
When people have their CBDC’s, those same people won’t be looking to bitcoin for the “gainz” they’ll be looking at it as the only viable option to spend the value that they’ve earned on the goods and services they wish to obtain.
If you’re into Austrian economics, I can’t understand why you’re so against bitcoin.

2023-03-10 17:47:28

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I founded and run a successful digital agency, servicing clients such as global broadcasting brands, and football clubs. Pretty sure they’d tell you that we’re rather productive.
Difference is, I have consistently ensured a piece of my salary goes into bitcoin, and that is how it should be for everyone that can afford to squirrel away any additional disposable income they have.

2023-03-10 17:42:10

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It’s amazing. I was a sceptic, but it pretty much cured a back injury from the gym when nothing else worked.

2023-03-10 17:39:42

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No one is telling you to buy bitcoin, so please - save me your diatribe. I’ve been following bitcoin for over 10 years now. If you think it can’t do a cheeky 10-20x in the next 2-3 years, then put your money into something else.

2023-03-10 17:27:26

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How much time have you got? In short, the macro economic outlook has never looked as fucked as it does now, and I think things will accelerate quickly.
They will have no other option than to turn the money printers on… again, and likely for a long, long time. That money will find its way into hard, unconfiscatable assets, ala Bitcoin.

2023-03-10 17:18:47

I’ve never been more bullish on bitcoin than I am right now. There could be a bit of short term pain ahead but 2025 will be glorious.

2023-03-10 13:29:30

They want to scoop up your sats at a knock down price. Don't do it. HODL strong. Remember the reasons for you buying bitcoin in the first place. Nothing has changed.

2023-03-10 11:38:29

A cheeky 0.69btc of fees for Foundry on this block:
https://mempool.space/block/00000000000000000003c0ff6582ecc4ae1ed0265d73117d618c570e95ca8852

2023-03-06 06:27:48

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You need to long press the zap icon to give custom zaps

2023-03-05 18:32:09

What’s the best way to embed an mp3 or audio file in a nostr note? Tried using Nostr.build but it’s not allowing me to upload the mp3

2023-03-05 18:19:07

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Get nuts

2023-03-05 14:28:56

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Magical! Thanks NVK!

2023-03-05 14:07:55

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Don’t pretend you don’t know!

2023-03-05 14:07:00

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Of course when WoS decides to randomly generate the LNURL beefybush, naturally our favourite filfth-talker Suzie steps up and grabs that LNURL.
We love you Suzie 😘

2023-03-05 14:01:07

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How long do you leave it to freeze? What’s the minimum?
Woke up this morning, and ice cream making was nowhere on the agenda. Now this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2023-03-05 13:24:16

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Sorbet hard? That ice cream looks like the perfect consistency. You got a cheeky recipe with ingredients and method, you can send through?

2023-03-04 13:27:05

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The two things aren’t linked. We can split satoshis over the lightning network already.
There will only ever be 2.1 quadrillion satoshis.

2023-03-04 12:50:13

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Tasty!

2023-03-04 12:40:19

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Can you explain more…

2023-03-04 12:05:24

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Right, zapped out for now.

2023-03-04 11:59:28

Got a bit of a zappetite, comment below and get zapped.

2023-03-04 10:31:38

If there are any spurs fans on here, steer clear of the jerk chicken stand at white hart lane. I’m still recovering from some horrible food poisoning!

2023-03-03 17:54:16

We’re basically going to create an inverse Bart here aren’t we.

2023-03-03 14:18:56

I went down the bitcoin rabbit hole a long time ago, and I still for the life of me cannot stop reading up about it on an almost daily basis.
I've seen the rise and fall of so many shitcoins, I've witnessed characters come and go (anyone remember Mike Hearn?).
Still, bitcoin is in a stronger position today than it's ever been. People obsessing about the price, need to take a look at how far we've come, and how far we'll continue to go.

2023-03-03 12:38:42

I’m expecting bitcoin to go sideways for another 12 months. Ignore the noise and just continue happily stacking!

2023-03-03 06:06:49

Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: HX83RErOt7SkpOHLVyDLjIJmo57MDDq7KQ4yHkY77rQ
https://nostrnests.com

2023-03-02 20:17:19

#[0] 2017 called and want their terminology back! https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nostrich

2023-03-02 20:09:54

Wen push notifications for Damus #[0]?

2023-03-02 19:56:36

I didn’t have - cleaning up vomit off my son’s mattress, and changing his bed after he only went down 90 minutes ago - on my evening bingo card, but here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2023-03-02 19:48:19

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Is it too late to be zapped?

2023-03-02 13:41:25

Just a casual ~$44,890,000 worth of #bitcoin donated (at today's prices).
https://twitter.com/torservers/status/23925082451?s=46&t=-TgT3a8f42JQZAqHyXXI9A

2023-03-02 11:18:57

I feel like everyone’s been zapped by #[0] but me. Anyone got some violins?

2023-03-01 14:23:46

Zap this!

2023-02-25 13:35:07

Welcome along #[0]
https://media.tenor.com/sepMam3FCBwAAAAM/die-hard-john-mc-clane.gif

2023-02-24 06:43:55

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I did a while ago back on twitter.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a0617eaf75d913f5bf2d56dcff9ea8b5872ce0d732a43a4811da6317f4a61edc.png

2023-02-23 16:27:18

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Yes. Yes we did. My WoS is fa-cucked.

2023-02-23 16:22:13

Anyone having connection issues with Wallet of Satoshi?

2023-02-22 17:03:48

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Hate to break it to you, but unfortunately you weren’t the winner.

2023-02-22 15:18:05

Congrats to #[0]
He guessed 77, the number was 86 (proof - https://pastebin.com/76SDg0Bs | password: n514urtKPT)
@#[2]
#[1] - invoice me for 5000 sats, and I'll send them over.

2023-02-22 12:15:57

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#[1] is the only one who has zapped his guess, so if no-one else zaps their guess, snicktoshi is going to win.

2023-02-22 12:14:06

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you need to zap the amount to be in the competition.

2023-02-22 12:13:51

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you need to zap the amount to be in the competition.

2023-02-22 12:09:36

I've selected a number between 1-100. Zap this note with the correct number of sats (1-100) and win 5000 sats.
Leave your username in the note/comment of the zap.
This competition will end in ~3 hours. If no-one gets the correct number, the closest number wins.
#HappyZapping
I'll prove the correct number by providing the password to this URL once the competition finishes: https://pastebin.com/76SDg0Bs

2023-02-19 11:54:22

Any Spurs fans on Nostr, or am I the only one?

2023-02-19 08:47:42

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They’re missing a trick not charging for vanity addresses. I’d pay a few thousand sats for one and I’m sure others would too.

2023-02-19 07:58:06

Anyone know how to get a custom LNURL from Wallet of Satoshi? I see #[0] has one…

2023-02-17 14:14:46

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I’m seeing it…
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_e9aa733b33263c0db60c46eb23ca1621518b216f7b406f20219428025aebfb4b.jpeg

2023-02-17 13:33:42

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You know what to do then Joe…

2023-02-17 07:20:41

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Cafe Bitcoin is a daily twitter space, as is Toxic Happy Hour.

2023-02-17 07:11:17

Once we have integrated spaces functionality on Damus (#[0] 😜), and Cafe Bitcoin and Toxic Happy Hour move over to Nostr, I’m officially done with Twitter. That’s the only thing that keeps me there.

2023-02-17 06:44:35

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Thanks man. I’m on top of the world! All I need to do is send the guy 1 bitcoin to collect me SafeFi 🤣

2023-02-17 06:42:31

This is it. I’ve made it. I’ve finally got lucky! Who needs bitcoin when you’ve been randomly elected for a SafeFi giveaway.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a3ed514a671d049289e9e98e69a308864099e1d3dd0811bd8bdde149008469fc.png

2023-02-16 05:42:05

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And did it they did! Love to see Arsenal getting knocked off top!

2023-02-15 14:54:19

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The days go by, and you seem to look younger with each day. What’s the secret sauce Susie?

2023-02-15 14:39:26

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Hey Derek,
Need to get my head around relays more. I've paid for eden.nostr.land.
Would you advise I remove all other unpaid relays? What would be the cons of doing that, and the pros?
I might sign up for a few more paid relays, what ones would you recommend?
I'm asking you, because like it or not - you've become the Nostr Boss!

2023-02-15 14:32:00

What determines the true follower count on nostr? It seems my follower numbers go up and down quite significantly when I check, and I've no idea why.

2023-02-15 14:25:22

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Left the lamb in the slow cooker for 12 hours. My wife wanted it for valentines, and what Mrs Noodle wants on valentines, Mrs Noodle gets!

2023-02-15 14:24:12

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Had lamb tacos for dinner last night. It didn’t disappoint 🤤
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_374b60f669de101b9dd54aa74f2672c8c84ba3dbeed66a23f5016552e2527b10.jpeg

2023-02-15 06:38:13

I don’t see how twitter stays relevant in the long run. We are just at the very beginning of Nostr and it’s already such a better experience than the blue bird.
The only barrier right now is for non technical people understanding keypairs. When they do understand it, the natural progression is to start understanding bitcoin.
Nostr + Bitcoin really are the perfect match.

2023-02-15 06:06:00

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We (Spurs) are a bit of a bogie team for city! Had a feeling we’d nick that game! Now we’re back to being shit, and riddled with injuries. Levy still won’t properly spend and strengthen the squad, and unless we win the CL, there’s no chance that we qualify for CL this season!

2023-02-15 06:01:31

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It’s rare for me to be saying this, but I need city to absolutely barter Arsenal tonight and go top. Can’t have those gooners winning the league!

2023-02-13 16:29:46

Anyone know the best place to take a look at nostr stats? In particular where I can see a chart for the number of new users/keypairs?

2023-02-13 15:22:01

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use Nos2x

2023-02-13 13:16:10

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Do tell...

2023-02-12 14:37:10

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PBB in full swing

2023-02-12 13:48:42

Just read up about the train derailment in Ohio. Terrifying stuff. I guess that’s more food shortages, and more innocent lives to be lost.
I can’t remember a time in my life where there were so many incidents leading to food shortages, and what appears to be very little reporting about these incidents.

2023-02-12 13:06:55

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I should add, an inordinate amount of love from me and me only. An edit button would be great 🤣

2023-02-12 13:05:56

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There only 2 nips that get an inordinate amount of love, and they belong to my wife, but this nip is a close third.

2023-02-12 10:17:58

Would you be ok with advertisers paying you sats to see ads on Nostr?
Just reimagining in my head how the whole digital marketing industry could be completely changed if it was an opt-in/get-paid model.
What if #[0] implemented this, so that he as the developer of Damus could get rewarded for his dev work by advertisers, and users can simply opt-out of all ads, and those that opt-in, can stack sats.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2023-02-12 09:49:07

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It was. Interestingly the iOS version doesn’t have that option.

2023-02-12 09:41:59

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I mean, I haven’t consciously enabled an exit node, but where would I find that option? Appreciate your wisdom as ever Nathan

2023-02-12 09:40:53

Is that Zelensky’s actual real voice, or his comedic voice from when he used to be a comedian? Hard to tell…

2023-02-12 09:38:48

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I zapped him and it worked for me (using WoS).

2023-02-12 09:37:49

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This is where it gets a little confusing for me. ELI5?
I just want to be able to run tailscale on my umbrel node, kept on at all times, and the same with my smartphone, but ensure that I’m not compromising my privacy/security on my smartphone.