Stefantom Grimace Shake

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. I don't post jokes I didn't come up with unless I give credit. I try to be original or at least original-adjacent. Formerly known on Twitter as Stefantom Grimace Shake (npub1xpr…wfz0)

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2024-07-09 17:07:22

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Sorry!

2024-07-09 05:24:13

Sorry, I don't have time to read your screenshot of some dumb shit Elon Musk said. More importantly, I must learn about a dung beetle that ate some dung.

2024-07-09 05:17:38

I made a bot that replies to every social media post with “That did NOT happen!”

2024-07-07 01:02:09

I saw some video that was titled “I learned this in Greece” and the guy wrapped a chunk of feta cheese in a flour tortilla and air-fried it. I guess watching tiktok at the Four Seasons in Athens is technically learning it in Greece.

2024-07-06 22:13:39

Whenever I see the term “mise en place,” I imagine Jar Jar Binks saying it.

2024-07-06 01:30:36

If you elect me president, I will personally call you to wish you a happy birthday every year I'm in office.

2024-07-05 17:48:23

Sorry, I can't shower for another two days. My deodorant lasts for 72 hours, and that would be wasteful.

2024-07-05 15:33:17

Fourth of July is over, so don't forget to put away your Independence Day “America sucks” posts and resume the everyday “America sucks” posts.

2024-07-04 18:32:13

Let freedom ring. It'll go to voicemail. It's probably spam, anyway.

2024-07-04 17:36:57

They want you to feel hopeless and helpless, don't let them, that's how they control you.

2024-07-04 06:13:24

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Disgusting

2024-07-04 01:45:27

Oh crap, my toddler's latest obsession is the book Everyone Poops and he makes me image search what each animal’s poop looks like. So now all my ads are probably going to be “so we heard you're into poop” for the next few months.

2024-07-03 23:40:22

I'm going to start using the term “astronaut ice cream” for things that sound awesome in concept but are quite disappointing in reality.
“Initially, investors were excited about the prospect of NFTs, but they quickly discovered it was astronaut ice cream.”

2024-07-03 21:55:21

The typos and grammatical issues in my posts are on purpose so you know I'm not AI.

2024-07-03 21:53:42

Ok fine, I’ll do it, I’ll run for president! My first order of business in office: mandatory escape room team building exercises for all citizens! It’ll be a great way to sharpen our creative problem solving skills while getting to know each other!

2024-07-02 02:08:33

I forgot about the microplastics in my testicles and got into a hot tub, and now, every time I need to pee, I end up 3D printing something.

2024-06-30 20:14:14

Me: If the xenophobic nationalist fascists win, I’m leaving the country.
Narrator: Little did he know, the xenophobic nationalist fascists are winning in all the other countries too.

2024-06-29 03:11:07

If my only choices are either driving a car into a wall at 25mph or 75mph, I’m going with 25mph.

2024-06-27 06:07:00

Did you just imply my mom has an insatiable sexual appetite?? How dare you try to slut-shame my mother! Her level of promiscuity is none of your business. Good day!

2024-06-27 05:14:33

Cicadas: nature’s fire alarm. Thanks little fellas for bringing it to my attention that the sun is going to melt my face off.

2024-06-25 16:00:29

Dudes will be like “I’m dating a cougar” and the woman is the same age as them.

2024-06-25 02:26:38

You want me to go into details? The place where the devil is?

2024-06-25 02:05:02

Ok, I’ll run through your garden! Oh, wait, it’s not wicked, is it?

2024-06-22 04:34:46

Thou shalt say I’m a good boy. 🥹

2024-06-11 21:59:29

They have a saying around here: if you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes and maybe you will get a better attitude instead of getting upset over things that are pretty predictable based on historical patterns.

2024-05-30 21:33:42

Breaking News: More stuff that will not change anyone’s mind in the election!

2024-05-24 03:48:56

AI isn't going to kill us in the expected Terminator way; it's going to kill us by giving us misinformation, like recommending that we eat rocks, glue, and latex paint.

2024-05-23 03:44:34

Fuck nudes, send me US$200,010,800.53.

2024-05-19 04:23:43

Oh, you think it's funny to mock ADHD, the condition I have struggled with since I was born? Well, I have something to tell you! What were we just talking about?

2024-05-15 19:35:39

Your email found me shirtless in the trunk of my car devouring an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands. I was on my lunch break.

2024-05-02 03:08:21

Is… is this why food is so expensive now? Because companies think we are flush with cash from the stimulus checks three years ago?
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/369/290/464/504/092/original/ad674950293b8f4b.jpeg

2024-04-25 02:10:24

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a flame-throwing robot dog is a good guy with a flame-throwing robot dog.” – Person who owns the company that introduced and mass produces flame-throwing robot dogs

2024-04-17 02:37:19

Reposting this so more people see it and to see if the mods delete it again:
What kind of jacket farts the most?
A windbreaker.

2024-04-17 02:13:32

Women: Can we get functional pockets?
Clothing Industry: No.
Babies: How about us?
Clothing Industry: Well, you don't have the fine motor skills to use them, nor object permanence to remember what's in them, and anything that would fit would be a choking hazard. But, sure, why the hell not!

2024-04-09 02:40:52

If you have ever made a pun in a group chat and someone else replies “literally!” and everyone laugh reacts to that instead of your original pun, you may be entitled to financial compensation.