Benjamin

Public Key

npub1xpcvr9c2qyq4c0n2jus8x76cm4nspzqwhna2gg7hs60wg77n58aqwy0mqm

NIP-05 Address

mburu@getalby.com

NIP-57 Address

mburu@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrquxpju9qzq2u8e4fwgrn0dvd6ecq3q8te74yy0tcd8hy00f6r7sprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqyt7lyu

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relay.noswhere.com

relay.nostr.band

Author Public Key

npub1xpcvr9c2qyq4c0n2jus8x76cm4nspzqwhna2gg7hs60wg77n58aqwy0mqm

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2023-08-01 01:28:09

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With all due respect, he’s not

2023-08-01 00:07:36

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The other day I watched a construction worker goes into the store , buys a $20 scratch off, scratches it and throw it away. Goes in the store buys another one and repeat. He must’ve done this at least ten times. It was so sad to watch.

2023-08-01 00:03:00

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Nope. Plebstr

2023-07-31 00:55:11

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It’s like hes trying to invent the wheel

2023-07-29 18:18:48

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3592270848208167121690654698.webp the jokes write themselves

2023-07-29 00:15:12

Twitter is unable to change their app name on the appstore to X as Apple requires app name to be at least two characters long 😂 what a fiasco!

2023-07-28 03:54:28

So YouTube suggested me a Aliens conspiracy theory video. I watched every second. I cannot believe how dumb people are. Now I feel empowered and certain I will succeed if I start my own religion / cult.

2023-07-27 20:32:35

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Dude needs to stop doing Ketamine. He’s brain is fried.

2023-07-27 03:02:31

I’m finally off everything except nostr. Google, I wish I knew how to quit you.

2023-07-25 21:14:53

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/07/fbi-seizure-mastodon-server-wakeup-call-fediverse-users-and-hosts-protect-their

2023-07-25 20:18:12

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Would be irresponsible act imo. Cash it out and give it to a hungry homeless.

2023-07-25 03:11:17

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Twtr

2023-07-25 03:09:49

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Listening right now. So far this podcast is 🔥Thank you 🤙

2023-07-25 03:05:16

SeXt > Xeet . Elon is actually dumb

2023-07-25 02:39:15

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What in the actual fuck is this?

2023-07-24 23:44:17

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Shit. What else?

2023-07-24 23:41:39

So it turned out X is brand name registered with the US Patent and Trademark office & owned by none other than *drumroll please* Microsoft. 🍿🍿https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_9919402181634073341690241987.webp

2023-07-24 21:09:05

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7246123391745800001690232917.webp this mofo is desperate

2023-07-24 21:05:59

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_7025565656168032281690232720.webp do you think Elon will pay this guy for this account or just yanks it from him?

2023-07-24 21:01:52

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_6295928799929291511690232487.webp you can’t script this 😂

2023-07-24 20:58:02

Tiktok is also jumping on the bandwagon
https://www.pcmag.com/news/as-twitter-disappears-tiktok-introduces-text-posts

2023-07-24 20:54:11

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But it’s non ‘o my bidness. I’ll see my elf out

2023-07-24 20:47:03

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_1696231425527987621690231578.webp the worst rebranding rollout in history

2023-07-24 20:41:27

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_6139726387225831441690231276.webp

2023-07-24 20:40:27

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_9186638070284875791690231215.webp ouch!

2023-07-24 18:18:08

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8632842177029449761690222675.webp 😂

2023-07-24 15:32:41

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Looks like an email you get from scammers

2023-07-24 02:06:31

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Sure. I’m down. Not the best teacher tbh, but I can help

2023-07-24 02:05:30

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Where was this 5 years ago? FeelsBadMan

2023-07-24 02:04:27

So he was also a podcaster? Smdh ..worst of the worst https://cdn.nostr.build/i/fecb2f4dba1eaee6ec9aba3a26c0111a65efbdd4a438c70903162d71d5d06305.jpg

2023-07-24 01:54:35

Any good #chess players on this thing? I’m ~2100 rated online. Hmu for a game

2023-07-24 01:49:03

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You lost me at salt bae

2023-07-24 01:46:28

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Don’t tell the world. Never assume you’re anon

2023-07-24 01:19:36

#🍋 #note13fw…nqkx

2023-07-24 00:11:54

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Just. Do. It!

2023-07-23 23:45:35

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Bruh! 😂

2023-07-23 23:44:23

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Thanks. Good read

2023-07-23 23:40:16

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Scientology

2023-07-23 23:28:23

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Bonne voyage

2023-07-23 23:23:49

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Language. Mods check

2023-07-23 23:11:16

So what’s the workaround to zap on Damus?

2023-07-23 23:07:23

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Of course you don’t 😂

2023-07-23 22:58:34

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zemblanity

2023-07-23 22:54:58

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Primal is awesome

2023-07-23 22:53:27

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May it rest in pieces

2023-07-23 22:44:13

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John Wick

2023-07-23 22:43:13

The new X logo just dropped https://cdn.nostr.build/i/ae57b4a1f946d405b8d89c9800efe873a30517a7bd6edd4bbd200f5a8059ff38.jpg

2023-07-23 22:33:29

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x.com

2023-07-23 22:32:04

Delete your X

2023-07-23 20:44:50

In a desperate attempt to save his sinking ship, Elongated Muskrat is changing Twitter logo to X (Xvideos, Xhamster, xnxx) 😂 How original!

2023-07-22 20:46:29

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Bruh

2023-07-22 20:45:22

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Stay woke

2023-07-21 15:57:32

RIP Tony Bennet :(

2023-07-20 23:56:57

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What? Is that even possible?

2023-07-19 21:10:44

Wordle 760 2/6
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2023-07-19 19:58:55

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$42069?

2023-07-19 19:56:36

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Don't fry your brain

2023-07-18 18:06:52

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Got it! Phew!
Wordle 759 6/6
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2023-07-18 17:54:09

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8917546283090234881689702809.webp what the hell is the word? 😤 I have one shot left. Halp!

2023-07-18 04:41:33

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All temperature scales (Celsius & Fahrenheit)are given at sea level of course. If you're higher or lower, adjust accordingly

2023-07-18 03:15:29

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Everyone here is a bitcoiner :)

2023-07-18 03:00:31

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Great. More right-wingers lunatics. Yay!

2023-07-18 02:52:26

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I’m cool. Follow me 🤙

2023-07-15 01:33:05

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Shit! Another wallet I have to try. Stop it, I can’t keep up with this space anymore

2023-07-15 01:30:56

Does the “Delete account” in Damus settings actually delete the account on nostr?

2023-07-11 22:02:55

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I am. What's your rating?

2023-07-07 05:37:47

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3434852542893622551688708215.webp I don't trust Meta at all. But this is huge if they actually do it.

2023-07-07 05:08:21

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lol I'm so stealing this :)

2023-07-07 05:07:24

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I use Plebstr and Amethyst. Both are awesome

2023-07-06 17:51:59

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The only thing going on for Threads is the 2 billions Instagram users base. A massive blow to Twitter, no doubt.

2023-07-06 05:13:13

Free Bluesky invite code : bsky-social-vujii-2fh54
Enjoy!

2023-07-06 02:37:38

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LMAO you guys are insane

2023-07-06 02:36:15

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تجربة ١ نجحت 🤙

2023-07-06 02:24:31

Dev: what should our logo be?
Zuck : Just rotate Mastodon’s logo 90 degrees https://nostr.build/i/5bfb162622a25ee94e8773b77e447a92e61f99ea18c1675f52d34978ec399b1a.jpg

2023-07-06 02:21:38

So Threads requires an Instagram accounts. An Insta account requires you to sell your soul to Zuck. Fuck that. Unless it comes with a blowjob from Kate Beckingsale , I might reconsider

2023-07-05 21:18:28

Fuck Elon Musk. That's all for now.

2023-07-05 20:51:09

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Why do you have Meta's app? Instagram is the worse.

2023-07-05 20:49:25

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I got you, fam. I have an invite code. Let me know if you want it and I can DM you.

2023-07-04 06:13:45

The closest I've found to Twitter alternative, after trying many: nostr, Bluesky and Mastodon, is hands down with a landslide MASTODON. Bluesky is still... Meh . Nostr is just a bunch of maximilasits bitcoiners jerking each other off. Mastodon on the other hand, though still niche, if you join the appropriate instance, it could actually serve as a perfect alternative to Twitter, where you can find the latest news, trends and have an idea of what's going on in the world around you. Nostr is fun, I have to admit but there is no real conversations going on there except memes and randos begging for zaps ( bitcoin tips).

2023-07-04 02:24:50

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عليهم؟ على مين؟

2023-07-04 00:39:23

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Zap fees 🤣

2023-07-03 21:36:07

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How do you have ZBD working in NYC? VPN?

2023-07-03 21:32:35

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Of course. Electric ⚡ bikes