Monero Memeland

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Memes freshly harvested, submitted, and outright stolen from the web.

Monero Me Here: 8AcLM1sJUAtVKtvHTGn3vpiDAbuwbQVicPuZ8WuuWygeBpDNasaJyeXARHYPFgGxMACD17PMFht8C4fDgTTv6EgsKkZEgZL

Public Key

npub1xmr9gnxes7mj3pnxr82q8ph5tguy8ckg3mvr907sjgr6yjefmfjqrd5022

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrd3j5fnvc0degsenpn4qrsm695wzrutygakpjhlgfypazfv5a5eqprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvuyd33p

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Author Public Key

npub1xmr9gnxes7mj3pnxr82q8ph5tguy8ckg3mvr907sjgr6yjefmfjqrd5022

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2024-09-04 14:12:17

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No, not yet. But with enough meta data, we can build up a profile of the person behind the wallet.
Bitcoin isn't private.
https://image.nostr.build/f18b1df67e66457292d9c6f47f3baf9885c31393161a2682f352ca6bad6440a7.jpg

2024-09-04 13:48:05

#Monero #Meme
https://image.nostr.build/ffa123fbb7ddd077f98e40cca8fade5a9cf4855d3d86ff884ec720989c4ac8a8.jpg

2024-09-04 13:05:25

#nevent1q…ctaf
Such transparency!
No privacy.

2024-08-31 01:36:55

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Forgive my ignorance. What is a GoldBack?

2024-08-29 23:41:35

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Target practice. ☺️
Throwing out truth and seeing what sticks to the point.
Hate you?
Pity you more like it.

2024-08-29 23:27:02

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You had Rex Damascus muted. How would you know if he was a nice guy or not?
Blah blah blah.
I'm Mr Perfect. I can make no mistakes. It's everyone else who is wrong.
Dum fux.
Both of you actually.
No one cared about InkblotArt until it wasn't.
Why should I care about something that was leaking money?
Gone.
Learned lessons that leave Bitcoiners in denial.
V4V doesn't work with free loading Bitcoiners who are too good to support their brethren.
Nostr is censorship free, unless you speak out against Bitcoiners, then they go woke and do their damnedest to cancel you.
Go #Monero?
Damn, why do you hate #Bitcoin?
Holy Shaboobahlah.
I don't see the point in worshipping a tool, especially one that isn't private.
Nostr is for everyone, and it's a hell of a lot bigger than Bitcoin or the cheap ass Bitcoiner.
DID I RECEIVE SUPPORT?!
I did.
Probably unfairly. There's way more accounts that deserve your zaps or likes if you're too cheap to zap.
Keep nostr alive! Support OnlyZaps!
Fuck that noise.
No one's zapping. #Lightning is too damn convoluted for a normie NPC to run. Bitchcoiners are too stingy to use it so Bitcoin can scale.
Lightning is a flash in the pan.

2024-08-29 18:27:03

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When will you create something of value?
You'd be getting zaps if there was any actual value.
If you actually got zaps, you'd stop complaining about 1 sat zaps.

2024-08-28 15:52:21

I use vanity npubs for all my accounts.
Private relays where applicable.
Nostr is a BEAST!
#nevent1q…dv4s

2024-08-28 15:35:16

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Fuck those haters. You are doing well. Great memes.

2024-08-28 12:46:17

https://image.nostr.build/91af789ae98723a080819851cd22024af08a922290986ae38cf5a880411ffa6d.jpg
#Monero: Pursue privacy for your sovereign stack.

2024-08-27 21:20:12

https://image.nostr.build/b0384f0631bd65b61c46871d6d10e59071ed4c858d1331376d37559e46f4aac6.jpg
#Farmstr #GrowYourOwn #BreakTheState

2024-08-27 13:30:38

I KEK'd.
#Monero nodes allow for CPU mining.
But I still 🫂.
#nevent1q…jrl3

2024-08-27 04:49:33

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Noted. Thanks.

2024-08-26 17:53:37

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I am on amethyst. The base64 image didn't render.

2024-08-26 17:08:51

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Straight males.

2024-08-26 16:44:54

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Had a buddy decode your message. Now he wants to know what client you use.
Care to share?

2024-08-26 16:08:18

https://miningpoolstats.stream/monero
#Monero is decentralized. But it needs more.
Mine with your PC or laptop. Find a good pool. Support the network.

2024-08-26 15:49:25

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Events aren't showing up.

2024-08-26 13:12:01

Let's start a "Misinformation Thread" @nprofile…74c0
I'll start.
Penguins are the only bird that can sneeze underwater.

2024-08-26 12:53:40

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Not my meme.
I'll do as I want.

2024-08-25 20:13:08

#Monero #Memes https://image.nostr.build/2b9673eb26fb7f46f9f58adcd3540438b157ba82233d70f2112e0939df826a8c.jpg

2024-08-25 17:11:50

Bullshit 💩
I don't owe them anything, and neither do you.
#BreakTheState
#nevent1q…0vrs

2024-08-25 16:24:10

Bitcoiner mentality.
Just be a greedy fuck, piss on everyone else.
#nevent1q…jahu

2024-08-25 14:38:20

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https://image.nostr.build/414d3b6a83d550ba636accefc330e3b9e758bb3779b055e3faa743c302d640e6.jpg
Far from what you can comprehend.

2024-08-25 14:01:26

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https://image.nostr.build/870110d83b60fe45870ddbc4a7ac3c0cf3785eeb22916ba581d47af39f6d6773.jpg

2024-08-23 16:24:34

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Amethyst

2024-08-23 16:15:10

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No image just link?

2024-08-23 03:05:42

#Monero has the most complete privacy guarantees of any cryptocurrency. Every transaction hides the sender, receiver, and amount. This is enforced through strict consensus rules. Monero addresses never appear on the blockchain, ever. Instead, funds are transferred using stealth addresses. This completely prevents people from surveiling you by searching your address for related transactions. Transaction amounts are always hidden because of RingCT, which stands for ring confidential transactions. This prevents people knowing wallet balances at all using Bulletproof+ zero knowledge proofs. The source of funds spent in transactions (the transaction graph) is hidden with ring signatures, a part of RingCT. This process is completely non-interactive. Transactions appear to spend several sources of funds (including real money held by other people), without revealing the real source. Remember, the link between these sources of funds and addresses is also broken! Transactions are broadcast to the networking using Dandelion++, which makes it more difficult to determine the origin sending node. Monero software, including Cake Wallet and Monero.com, support connections over Tor as well. Every Monero transaction supports these enormous privacy enhancements without any user effort whatsoever.

2024-08-23 02:04:36

#Monero #Miner
https://image.nostr.build/005346ccc65209200e8a5d8af0e9e5e0010d785af9c05f47060a9f20e3e9c8cf.gif

2024-08-22 16:31:09

Threw a family member for loop. Was arguing freedom and the COVID scare.
"You can't appeal to their authority because their authority is derived from violence.
True authority derives from consent."
Their reply?
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree! 😡"

2024-08-21 16:03:52

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Thanks for that!

2024-08-21 16:00:10

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Fast! My xmr node is running in a generic laptop. Nothing special.

2024-08-21 15:55:21

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I will admit that I was surprised at the interface that Monero has for its node. Downloaded it for Linux, and away we synched. Took a month and a half though!

2024-08-21 15:49:23

Why not a no frills node?
But no, let's cram all sorts of stuff and options in a weak OS and market it well to Bitcoiners.
Whatever happened to keeping it simple?
#nevent1q…96tr

2024-08-21 15:22:24

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This is scary true.

2024-08-21 15:21:46

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$5
https://image.nostr.build/a208873a60967fb44768933ddcd5245bacc3a3a533554b096c24fe9bb65c68ae.jpg

2024-08-21 15:18:12

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I don't need you wallet information. Just need to harvest your metadata. The more you interact with the Bitcoin blockchain the better profile I can build on you.
Thanks, on it.

2024-08-21 15:09:53

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Kek, you stole the words right out of my mouth.

2024-08-21 15:02:31

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Cool story bro.
Let's talk delisting and privacy, can you compare?

2024-08-21 14:58:30

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1XMR=1XMR
Thanks for comparing us to fiat values. 😁

2024-08-21 14:43:00

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Awwwww. Missing your 1 sat zaps?

2024-08-21 13:26:21

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Bitcoiners have the ability to run a node on a PC. Most choose the "easy way", using an agency to create a home server.
Bloat, bloat, bloat. OS on top of an OS. Or choose a shittier OS that is glitchy.

2024-08-21 11:48:26

"Run a node!" They say. "Use Ubrel or Start 9"
Ignoring that these agencies are a single point of failure.
#Bitcoin

2024-08-21 02:57:44

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Wow. It's a meme, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
In all seriousness, it was a submitted meme. I posted on this npub, cuz that's what I do.
As per adversarial, have you tried to talk to a Bitcoiner about anything but Bitcoin?
Shitcoin this, shitcoin that.
I'm not trying to fix anything.

2024-08-21 01:33:36

https://image.nostr.build/c0a926f88bf8ce87d49058e35af0b76f8d618a7d143699fdbb55e415361455b9.jpg
Too real?
#btc #privacy #memes

2024-08-20 17:30:39

https://image.nostr.build/93e1e26d995c8e471f0ae5911d5bc8194c8a7762dc7234dfddd0ac1d48df0048.jpg
https://fightlite.com/
Lever action AR platform.

2024-08-20 14:04:40

Much self importance!
Arrogant bitchcoiner.
"I can NEVER be wrong!"
Why?
"I'm balls deep in BTC."
Secretly wishes to gargle Saylor's balls.
#nevent1q…6m2p

2024-08-20 14:01:47

https://image.nostr.build/5e6bb675e975945eee0bad68f7a59b27d0b582172a8a356a1516053d951caa2e.jpg
#Monero #Memes

2024-08-20 13:52:08

https://i.redd.it/peofww28hkn51.jpg
#Monero #memes

2024-08-20 06:24:24

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Oh heck, I agree. But I find it funny to say it was stolen.

2024-08-20 06:10:50

#Monero #memes
https://image.nostr.build/6ca602986459b293b174298d5edb6e29e5a9f3aaa663b4b1b7de591510ec9c98.jpg
Stolen from https://xmrmemes.org/meme/1719314775.1911726

2024-08-19 18:02:28

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Amazing, thank you.

2024-08-19 16:20:07

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I will improve my skills.

2024-08-19 16:17:45

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Squint.

2024-08-19 16:02:55

#Monero #Memes
https://image.nostr.build/9d86df239c2bf3ad991e8e4dae85a65145a17c31e0581b1e83a271977626a109.jpg

2024-08-19 14:33:13

Use #Monero #memes
https://image.nostr.build/4ec53078e7e0bc3158264a508871e03d6d3d5516bf72a28c5f12804607842deb.jpg

2024-08-19 03:01:08

#Monero
https://image.nostr.build/2d9811f98bc46e0f45faed83991a6a4de309cece4e1e27aa744d5fd48472992f.jpg

2024-08-19 00:08:27

https://image.nostr.build/454fe8bf13265fcc5c791b7991c58f2798d41ae0ffb1cf798692a36c8786976c.jpg
#Monero #Memes

2024-08-18 21:49:13

Bitcoiners are too tight fisted with their sats and don't appreciate the value given.
Like users and abusers, they mooch and have no real concept of V4V.
#nevent1q…rq52

2024-08-18 21:00:06

https://image.nostr.build/f314b1fd6df0d6b1496a2d6fb52d34ab5809d1314ab6c790a1044ec9589931a3.jpg
#Monero #Memes #Privacy

2024-08-13 00:59:57

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Penis.

2024-08-12 21:26:13

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Didn't read, don't care. 😁

2024-08-12 21:25:22

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Maybe, maybe not.
https://image.nostr.build/30df036776bd286bd9de0440fccba9d11b2d813e58cadcc5524a8b014ba25d95.jpg
But I'll never be the walking, talking dick like you.

2024-08-12 21:19:46

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https://image.nostr.build/26520a9abf469947b1087d86f5bb3614b7ee9a90cdd79d46fc4e1bc49ab80738.jpg

2024-08-12 21:16:15

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😁 #nevent1q…xjwh

2024-08-12 20:38:09

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Not your keys, not your coins 🔑 🍴
#Monero, your keys; your coins. No one else needs to know.

2024-08-12 18:38:29

https://image.nostr.build/79b025ea4bc11199d172a0877e2cd2def05e579db9299a76662974084cb0e914.jpg
#Bitcoin Maximalism is a thought cancer.
#Monero #Memes

2024-08-12 18:36:38

#Monero #Memes #Bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/53ac499d214bb940a89a320f0864696fa476967ca5bbf650ea4c11726f3d50b8.jpg

2024-08-12 18:33:08

https://image.nostr.build/3b46b95b08b419e737f01e5e7b0313c5fc703ec31136f500b70cf39262c0b629.jpg

2024-08-12 18:19:41

https://youtu.be/ccJ33hLaMF0
Michael Saylor; "... maybe you need #monero."

2024-08-12 18:02:53

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Is secret BITCHCOINER.
No bawls.

2024-08-12 17:53:21

Lightning so EZ.
NOT.
#nevent1q…3nnl

2024-08-12 17:14:55

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Do I look like Google answers?
Do your own research.

2024-08-12 17:11:26

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https://image.nostr.build/90bd0e9766c42d43faaf0623048926e32bb6f585320cd5aad72507568197788e.jpg

2024-08-12 16:56:52

I thought Bitcoiners were made of sterner stuff.
This fellah is a Bitchcoiner.
And I am living rent free in they head
#nevent1q…lele

2024-08-12 16:27:44

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YOU MAD BRO? 😁😍

2024-08-12 14:33:45

#Bitcoin #Monero
You take on heavy flak when you are over the target.

2024-08-12 14:31:13

https://image.nostr.build/d69d423a8819a0acb2ba3599eed05b95de763c742ad6595dcca66996802c1a83.jpg
#nevent1q…mc6d

2024-08-12 14:29:39

Totally accurate and acceptable.
Buncha LARPs anyhoo.
#nevent1q…ylzj

2024-08-12 14:22:38

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https://image.nostr.build/5c3f6275ab12e0942f31e38f39537224acb6946ef485095384091719b8869b00.gif

2024-08-12 14:07:17

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Who is seething? 😁
This is fucking funny as hell.

2024-08-12 13:44:21

Stolen from @nprofile…6xxu
Cuz fuck that guy.
#Monero #Meme
https://image.nostr.build/61a7f510242e5f714a5ae9d54fd3a2ad28db7e305209f20cfeb3bd560a5e1aad.jpg

2024-08-12 13:25:08

#nevent1q…je8n

2024-08-11 23:57:20

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Nice work!

2024-08-11 21:17:29

#Nostr adoption is way more important than #Bitcoin adoption.

2024-08-11 14:46:20

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😂

2024-08-09 19:39:55

"Just use lightning ⚡!"
Kekaroo!
#nevent1q…tw9d