bitchybloom

a flower most sour,
blooming black bitter blossoms -
a toxic tea made of me.

take a lick
flick my switch
which witch is this with the bitch's snitch-stitches?
unzip my britches and slip 'twixt your lips
oh! how bitter! there's blood on the tip
snip! snip!

Public Key

npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w

NIP-05 Address

bitterblossom_at_cannibal.cafe@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsr0spuux5067m67h60qz88yhmqeeka0yza05g38slpxtgzh0suwgqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qh70v42

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relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w

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Last Notes

2024-08-16 03:29:19

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@npub15wf…r4sh pee-toh toob

2024-07-24 20:45:02

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@npub14s2…0qgv youve gotten older, the supermarket has updated music, but also your taste in music has deteriorated bc they still dont play great music, its just tolerable now.

2024-04-13 16:38:24

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@npub16fs…xw8z i count only 99¢ there, presuming the final cent is appropriated by the Camels Inside America for the propogation of drugs

2024-04-07 21:28:10

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@npub1x70…cxkp if you can still identify it as a sandwich, you havent used enough cheese

2024-04-07 20:15:48

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@npub1asx…e9gc @npub158s…2gcr degen getting some bussy finally

2024-04-07 20:15:06

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@npub107w…9n4a theyve been doing that for years
its not very accurate

2024-04-06 07:16:51

why they gotta change so fucking much with the re remakes?
re4 intro us totally different, fucking knifes are breakables.... was expecting serious nostalgia but playing this was just a massive gaslighting trip so far.
...i mean, its good, graphics updates are great, but even the maps have been changed. everything is familiar yet unrecognizable. cant even shoot the bell during that pyre scene because the make the fucking tower floor collapse on you (and the bell aint even there to shoot?!)

2024-03-29 06:52:40

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@npub1fr8…lmwg all ducks are cute, ugly gucklings are a myth created by cuckoldry and elitist swan sluts

2024-03-19 13:23:36

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@npub15wf…r4sh you gotta go for the tour bus isekai-initiator
https://cannibal.cafe/media/5ff54e3194f37bcc7eef0454a565e63ed45e66c2d00951603bd15f03095e8e98.jpg

2024-03-15 05:46:05

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1jm4…83x3 @npub1m6p…5lnt @npub109x…wvvl @npub1pnp…52zw @npub14y6…errt dont need sugar when espresso though.
taste pure bitterness to match your soul while it spites you back to a semblance of functional life.

2024-03-15 03:27:45

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@npub1jm4…83x3 @npub1m6p…5lnt @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub109x…wvvl @npub1pnp…52zw @npub14y6…errt
mediocre coffee served by pretentious atmosphere and miserable and/or stupid peopleat extreme prices....
...vs going to Dunkin for a cheap mediocre coffee served by unpretentious losers who are legitimately grateful when you tell them to keep the change.
America runs on Dunkin.
Starcucks was a fad all along, just like the k-cup shit. Except the k-cups at least have practical use in an office environment, or at home with extremely lazy people who dont care about low quality coffee.

2024-03-14 14:05:14

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@npub15c7…suze ok but what about the tentacled aliens that drop on your head and pop out eyeballs with their needle sucker things?

2024-03-14 13:58:40

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@npub15c7…suze
> half face respirator
bro your eyes are gonna get toxic metal shards and dust in them

2024-03-14 13:51:50

why the fuck do mostr.pub accounts all have massive giberish hash names
that's going to make every thread illegible and trying to tag people outside of replies impractical.
also all three users ive seen so far on that instance sound like bots so the hash names are even more sus

2024-03-12 03:21:26

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@npub1fr8…lmwg @npub1sa2…jgrv everybody, even straight beefy men, should grow tiddies. tiddies is good. anybody who says they dont want tiddies is a liar or whatever alien species zuckerberg is.

2024-03-11 17:50:54

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@npub1sa2…jgrv @npub1fr8…lmwg only a fool would regret tiddies

2024-03-11 17:32:37

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@npub1fr8…lmwg @npub1sa2…jgrv better

2024-03-11 17:28:16

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@npub158s…2gcr @npub1y9k…k4gd @npub1at4…us9r the rules explicitly state that "there are no girls on the internet"

2024-03-11 17:26:31

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@npub1fr8…lmwg @npub1sa2…jgrv i call bs, no way terry's tits are that small

2024-03-08 03:07:10

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@npub107w…9n4a @npub120n…nr5j @npub14z0…633a "jacked in" is slang, but only in scifi fiction. and it usually refers to cybernetic stuff where you are physically plugged into a computer or terminal or robot

2024-02-13 21:51:28

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@npub1vwr…fnzd https://youtu.be/nZKtrbnqqNc?feature=shared

2024-02-13 21:47:38

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@npub1vwr…fnzd
https://cannibal.cafe/media/47d784fae783057472a28c7e74570651c16898f6c3c241804b5484dd1856235d.png

2024-02-13 21:43:40

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@npub1vwr…fnzd 35.6F is pretty problematic if you feel feverish like that, doublecheck the presence and functionality of your digits.

2024-02-08 07:27:48

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@npub1at4…us9r i mean... it's been called "NN" modeling for technically "non-nude" content for decades at least... all that does is add "CSEM" broadly to a wide category of material that zigzags over the lines of "exploitative" and "sexual enough to be considered softcore pornography".
it's an applicable term IF it gets applied properly to material that is actually sexually exploitative, not to artistic or safe material that some people find attractive enough to fap to... or to non-exploitative sexual material.

2024-02-07 01:08:16

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@npub1asx…e9gc no more infinite nig-posting? just gonna give up the world record on fedi?

2024-01-14 05:22:43

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@npub1asx…e9gc was not expecting socialist bimbo propaganda on etsy today
https://cannibal.cafe/media/5f08f8e655f32aaefc6baed091b3731afbed7c55150c7fca6bc1ee545e82b4f9.png

2024-01-14 05:21:47

@npub1asx…e9gc :nice_eyes: 🚬
https://cannibal.cafe/media/ab3a5cfd95903e7194d19d029d8b99a0092cb176e1d577f8ce16e0d3a7cb0095.png

2024-01-13 15:54:03

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@npub1asx…e9gc in which case there's definitely something wrong with their audience, GitS is divine

2024-01-13 15:23:57

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@npub1asx…e9gc make 'em watch Akira instead.
that'll hook 'em.
or.... Appleseed (i think that was the right one). And Ghost in the Shell. literally fucking anything by Ghibli.
so many options.

2024-01-11 05:56:00

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@npub1asx…e9gc @npub1s2z…prac that's what it's supposed to do, but really it's just another money sink.
you pay a not-negligible fee out of every paycheck you get, on the off-chance you maybe need to use the insurance; the main purpose is to cut down own out-of-pocket medical costs for seeing a doctor or emergency medical treatment or to lower the cost of prescription drugs you need.
what actually happens when you need to use it, though, is that the insurance company claws its way over the fine print to avoid actually paying out for any of the services it exists to cover, and some insurance companies are shitty enough to lie to your face and completely deny you anything (this is specifically prevalent when it comes to vehicle insurance policies).
they're literally just another sort of bank. they take your money, give a certain allowance for overdrafting it to pay for stuff you need, but unlike a regular bank you have to fight tooth and nail to actually get your money back.
for mild, normal cases, it's cheap enough you can ignore it and then just pay your co-pays at the doc's office and feel justified that you spent under fifty dollars total for it all instead of five hundred. because that's how high the cost is for anybody who doesn't have insurance.
the entire concept of insurance is... necessary, simply because of capitalistic practices that allow necessities andemergency care reach unreasonable, astronomically high prices. if we kicked big pharma's ass and forced hospitals to be state-funded and not allowed to be privatized for-profit corruption pits, there'd be no motivation to pay for insurance.
originally, i believe, insurance came out as life insurance only - which was a reasonable thing where you paid a small fee, and if you got seriously hurt or died on the job - and thus left your family bereft of any income source, since this was back when it was basically just the men working - it would give them enough to get by on in your absence.
in a communist system, or anything where the taxes everyone pays actually feeds into a viable support network for people who need it, we wouldn't need insurance at all outside of personal, private collections of high-value items, and the transportation or storage of high value items. as it stands in america, everything is so fucked up that it's actually illegal to NOT be paying into a minimum-coverage form of insurance.

2024-01-06 08:51:49

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@npub1asx…e9gc i'm a what now???
https://cannibal.cafe/media/77e4be8225c46c7f872f1bcfb22cf542219e107834cd6773f65b00a14ba53011.png

2024-01-04 19:08:04

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@npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c not VIII
this was relatively recent
vaguely remember a buncha high schoolers or something fighting monsters in/around an academy, you controlled the whole class

2024-01-04 19:01:19

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@npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c i havent actually seen it anywhere to pirate
not really a priority anyway, too many other games to churn through
i had the same issue with that ff game where you''re some school class? dont remember what it was but it was so laggy i couldn't appreciate anything long enough to figure out if the game was even decent

2024-01-04 18:58:35

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@npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c i could never finish xiii because i bought it on pc and the pc at the time couldn't run it
lost that steam account and im not dropping that much money again for it though my current computer should have no problems running it

2024-01-04 18:52:47

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@npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c as far as the "after VI" goes, stick with VII, VIII, IX, X (just X, not the weird little fanservice sequel), XII (far more based that it seemed at the time, just ignore the fact that Vaahn exists), XIII is a bit too railroady but looks fucking beautiful

2024-01-01 15:54:13

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@npub1hw7…3w5a @npub1y9k…k4gd im just pirating a game i bought and complaining that the evil elf sorceresses aren't totally naked
will be ingesting *some* alcohol at some point later today, not sure if im going to be calm and just drink my cider or if I wanna start chugging vodka.
depending on how this goes, i might start drunkpedo posting or i might just fall asleep