Hayloo

Bankrobber 🔑 | Pitmaster 🔥| Farmer 👨🏼‍🌾
Married to: zapart@nostrplebs.com

Public Key

npub1x6tyj3529f3k0nua3qg846tzt4c34mvns7nnrv9dqt462j0k0quq7jg3e4

NIP-05 Address

hayloo@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

hayloo@getalby.com

Profile Code

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Author Public Key

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2024-09-11 19:12:16

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https://media.tenor.com/TU0_vnP6gQ8AAAAC/pole-pole-dance.gif

2024-09-11 18:58:43

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welcome to #nostrhell 🔥😂

2024-09-11 11:56:38

The presidential race is a carnival of excentrics—and the audience is buying tickets, not realizing they’re part of the damn act.
Doesn’t matter if it’s Trump or Harris calling the shots—they’re both leading us down the same road.
One slashes corporate taxes and slaps on tariffs, setting fire to the budget and igniting inflation (that’s Trump). The other hands out child tax credits and home builder bonuses, and guess what? Same damn endgame (that’s Harris).
Both will milk America’s energy dominance to keep the dollar gasping for air—drill, baby, drill. Through it all, you can bet your last buck: Bitcoin will shine like gold, as the puppet strings of the American president are pulled.
#Trump #Harris #Debate
#note1aqm…ccan

2024-09-10 14:49:37

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Brother, they’re in their fifties, and they’re laughing at my Bitcoin stash. 😂

2024-09-10 12:05:32

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2024-09-10 12:04:09

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U got Alex Jones on speed dial heigh?

2024-09-10 11:57:44

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I don’t know a single person IRL on nostr… 😅

2024-09-09 11:50:02

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I was told they offer to pay salaries in ETH

2024-09-09 11:26:42

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I think, if Norway had Indonesias climate, I’d like it too 😏

2024-09-09 11:24:11

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😂 mine said I’m a book with empty pages. So GM!

2024-09-09 11:23:25

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Gm Logan

2024-09-09 08:27:49

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😂 this is awesome

2024-09-09 04:24:31

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Bro, I’m going through different powerplay setups… 🏒

2024-09-06 16:53:22

The power of the purple pill #nostr
#note1jwq…nek7

2024-09-06 12:32:50

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I’m in

2024-09-06 11:17:57

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Holding Bitcoin gives the HODLer the sense of empowerment that normies are looking for at the therapist's office…

2024-09-05 19:48:47

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How about well curated relays?

2024-09-05 19:44:27

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Herzlich Willkommen

2024-09-05 19:43:01

Word ✊
#note1hx4…e2lm

2024-09-05 19:37:50

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2024-09-05 19:17:21

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If the client doesn’t offer word blocking, it would probably have to happen at relay level: https://spam.nostr.band/

2024-09-05 19:08:14

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No, I'm still talking about the SPAM bots on Nostr... Just mute domain endings... But I would be afraid that clients offer hyperlinking in the future, and that would make me miss out on some good stuff…

2024-09-05 19:05:00

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It's how most spam ends… With a domain…

2024-09-05 18:49:42

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Good one. As one string. How do you feel about muting domain endings (.com, .biz etc..)?

2024-09-05 18:24:21

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I don't understand why anyone would want that... I really don’t…

2024-09-05 11:57:25

GM #foodstr
And remember: There are 1000 ways to fuck up a recipe with good ingredients. But there’s not 1 way to cook a great meal with poor ingredients.
#chefstr #wisdom
https://nostrcheck.me/media/369649468a2a6367cf9d88107ae9625d711aed9387a731b0ad02eba549f67838/ef5d83ff4b786242f4bd57a9feea8369cd448bbd4027384ad894d91626079366.webp

2024-09-05 08:55:46

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I started a business based on one of these rules by Barack. One Million others did too. It looked really good on paper. But then, after the grace period, 80% of my tax credited colleagues couldn’t handle the tax burden. I was lucky enough to find a buyer. These incentives are creating a government dependence. Doesn’t go down well with the declaration of… Exactly… Independence…

2024-09-05 07:47:22

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We’re actually working on just that. Great minds…

2024-09-05 07:42:55

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When people are facing foreclosures, will they dump their house to buy more Bitcoin, or will they dump their Bitcoin to save the house?
A recession is a recession. Everything gets repriced, including Bitcoin.
But I doubt there will be a recession. I believe all these models, that have been predicting a recession for two years now, are worthless, because they assume a fiscal policy from governments. Kneedeep in cheap debt that gets repriced, however, governments have switched to monetary policy. There’s so much liquidity waiting at the gates, I’m preparing for a Banana zone…

2024-09-05 07:24:36

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I’m in awe

2024-09-04 11:28:46

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U make me laugh, at least once a day... Keep it up…

2024-09-04 09:40:57

GM #nostr
Grilled Watermelon Salad
Caution Bitcoiner’s: Don’t swallow the seeds...
#foodstr #grillstr
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2024-09-04 08:54:09

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Two bucks. The difference is two bucks… 😉

2024-09-04 08:33:39

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I'm taking it, people rise to the opportunity only when they’re given the freedom to stumble…

2024-09-03 13:23:49

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Is it that obvious? 😊

2024-09-03 09:32:38

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GM Nic 👋🏽
How’s your day going?
Short, nutty and unsweetened… (the coffee, I mean) 😆

2024-09-03 08:19:53

GM #foodstr
All these smoking guns need is oliveoil and fleur de sel…
#photography #food #barbecue #bbq #smoke #eggplant #GrillMaster #BBQLovers #SmokyFlavors #GrillingSeason
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2024-09-03 07:26:53

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Nostalgia? 🧡

2024-09-03 07:22:56

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You’re coming through 👋
Welcome

2024-09-03 07:19:58

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Herzlich Willkommen

2024-09-03 07:18:35

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Hey William, welcome 👋

2024-09-03 07:16:57

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And what’s the solution?

2024-09-03 07:16:28

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Doubling down here, dummies meet nerds
https://media.tenor.com/vRWPMcuCqvwAAAAC/dumb-and-dumber-dumb-and-dumber-gif.gif

2024-09-03 07:06:01

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These are beauties… Good luck with the drying…

2024-09-03 06:37:33

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They sell cigarettes in pharmacies

2024-09-02 18:20:09

@npub1qe3…zefe is savage.
#nostrmarketing
#note1hx8…ve54

2024-09-02 04:42:21

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Welcome! Good to meet you…

2024-09-01 16:54:47

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My beefcheeks are drooling… Right-on Ewelina… 👩‍🍳

2024-09-01 16:29:31

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😂🙏

2024-09-01 16:24:35

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You’re shitting me… 😲
In what medium? 🔥

2024-09-01 16:21:56

This some important advice. #primal is Orwellian… 👇🏼
#note1umx…j0tl

2024-09-01 16:20:12

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Juicy 🐑

2024-09-01 15:57:19

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Sometimes, the 95% of non Americans on planet earth just want to make sure, they’re using the American language correctly…

2024-09-01 13:43:25

Can I build a website on nostr, and if yes, where would you point me to?
#asknostr

2024-09-01 11:54:34

GM #nostr
I appreciate you!!!
Have a wonderful Sunday…
https://nostrcheck.me/media/369649468a2a6367cf9d88107ae9625d711aed9387a731b0ad02eba549f67838/c7e760b0d159c68c0dd8f44e73b9df762e0762bdb8f62b148779168de230a2c2.webp

2024-09-01 10:58:22

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😂 GM

2024-09-01 10:37:01

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Happy Weekend Luiz

2024-09-01 10:32:17

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Mam, but this is a Wendy’s

2024-08-31 16:42:39

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I’m getting your DMs 😊
You didn’t get my replies?

2024-08-31 11:14:05

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Wishing you a wonderful weekend…

2024-08-31 11:01:15

GM #nostr
GM #brazil
GN Moraes
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

2024-08-30 14:35:47

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😅 wrong chat, right answer

2024-08-30 14:34:47

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Thank you, brother. I’m migrating my Lightning node today… 🙏

2024-08-30 14:33:06

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Is this a promise or a threat? 😅

2024-08-30 14:30:28

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Done

2024-08-30 14:27:12

Hey Badger,
Welcome… 👋
Damus had to drop the zap button to get approved for the Apple Store, and Primal has a custodial KYC wallet, which is quite Darwinian to use. These are the tradeoffs. #asknostr for a Damus workaround if you’re tech savvy… #note1z96…w0yc

2024-08-30 11:36:32

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It’s amazing how people behave when you let them…
Good luck on your future journey, man…

2024-08-30 11:27:12

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Gm fren… happy weekend

2024-08-30 10:21:49

Hey, experts on #ElSalvador
What’s needed for bottom up #BTC adoption?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-widespread-adoption-el-salvador-nayib-bukele

2024-08-30 09:56:14

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Amazing what people do when you let them

2024-08-30 09:32:22

GM #nostr 💨
Today, don’t send 100.000.000 Sats as usual, please… 🤪
I’m migrating my Lightning node.
⚡️💨 https://image.nostr.build/b1a18b9d46c2a63c2d81b64824896cc8e67180e295166844ba8abd9e9b5c2dad.jpg

2024-08-30 07:16:49

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I have sour patch rash on my tongue 😝

2024-08-30 07:08:19

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Hey Nic, we’re in a candy store 🥳

2024-08-30 06:00:05

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Welcome…Ain’t it crazy what emerges when you allow anarchy to happen…?

2024-08-29 16:30:32

👇🏼 #note1kus…kn7q

2024-08-29 16:25:59

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It’s doing some work 😱 Thank you anyways 🫂

2024-08-29 16:25:04

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Rob the keys 😂

2024-08-29 15:10:34

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Get out of the way bro 🦤💨😅

2024-08-29 15:09:28

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⚡️zapped

2024-08-29 15:03:58

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Damn… But why are they on Banance…?

2024-08-29 12:48:58

@npub10np…tl5h
Apparently, I’m having a balance.
No relays or invoices show in my account.
Hayloo.nostr1.com
DM me, happy to settle.

2024-08-29 12:25:50

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This looks goddamn juicy

2024-08-29 11:02:14

Gm #nostr
Going to follow this car all day… https://image.nostr.build/1c57fdbd7474afd5ed109d87d141583b381aac621cc47e445bf959b491888460.jpg

2024-08-29 10:56:11

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Tell us more…

2024-08-29 08:27:38

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I like the way you’re thinking…

2024-08-29 06:50:07

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That anarchistic society without rulers appears to be quite the educated space…

2024-08-28 23:12:10

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I just mortgaged my house, and sold grandmothers jewellery 😅

2024-08-28 23:08:00

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.nostr domains? Huh?

2024-08-28 23:00:17

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Is farcaster down?

2024-08-28 17:51:11

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I mean, the value has to be there for a transaction to take place. So, the farm to consumer logistics come first.
We’ve done it farm to restaurant in the U.S., and we’ve seen it done in Switzerland farm to consumer.
Both projects are good ol’ Online Shopping with TradFi payments, email communication and stuff.
The Lightning Network and Nostr are so potent, I would love to see the whole tech built around them.
It’s just too good to pass it up…

2024-08-28 09:47:55

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Thanks for the warm welcome...

2024-08-28 08:07:44

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Thanks for letting me know the hashtag. I mean, I have opinions. But they were shaped by controversy. So let’s just let everybody speak their piece, so we can finetune our opinions…

2024-08-28 08:04:34

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Thanks for the pointer. I can’t wait to explore what’s going to be built on top of nostr…

2024-08-28 07:59:03

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I love what you did there 👆😅

2024-08-28 07:58:06

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Good to meet you, and looking gorward to exploring the art of noise…

2024-08-28 07:56:12

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That goes both ways, looking forward to learn from this community…

2024-08-28 07:54:12

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This is certainly a challenge. LatAm compares to Eastern Asia or Eastern Europe, in that a bottom-up adoption driven by currency devaluation meets a top down adoption from institutions offering services.
Adoption is also driven by a high volume of remittances flowing from high income countries to the region.
So, they’re ahead of the curve in terms of retail use and value transacted.
However, they like their stablecoins on a CEX much more than a cold storing maxi does. I mean, USDT on a CEX looks pretty stable and convenient, compared to the Argentine peso in a bank account.
So the challenge will be the Bitcoin part. To convince a region, battered by volatility, for a store of value that is more volatile than what they currently use…

2024-08-27 19:21:16

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Thank you for asking… 🙏 We’re in food service and hospitality. And we’re looking to build a Bitcoin circular food supply chain from farm to consumer.
Analog, we’ll need everything from A like attorneys to P like plumbers.
Digital, we’ll hire a few coders in 2025…

2024-08-27 18:50:13

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I did some research 😅

2024-08-27 17:42:35

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Thank you, fren… 🫂