Eichenlaub

My more normie gamer friends sometimes baffle me. They're not stupid people, but for some reason they continue to reward companies by buying games that have inexcusable problems upon release.
"Bro, it got better, you should buy it too!"
Why? They have 0 respect for you because you continue to eat shit and thank them for it.

2024-03-02 03:42:08

The shit my friends send me sometimes lol
https://i.poastcdn.org/863b7d295ba42f4d6dd7c6472a2731bad2313876afd77b6ccc46f6168f3f479d.mp4

2024-03-01 08:30:02

(Creator's name is watermarked)
https://i.poastcdn.org/f23c53d852ece81720c4b742c6289d5ad4c7d2c2fd5574dd70261583f725fa62.mov

2024-03-01 08:10:08

I leave for a few months, and now I have Gab refugees following me. Did it finally go down? Or is it just in trouble financially again?

2024-02-25 06:12:16

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I would hope there's no later. Here, allow me to help with that.

2024-02-25 06:10:49

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Stop the AJD (Anti Johnny Discrimination)

2023-11-16 09:52:41

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Im only 26, and on top of that my Jewdar got activated 8 years ago, but it’s the best of all my friends. I’ll call someone a kike, they’ll call BS then I’ll be right! TJD.
I Wonder what my Jewdar will be like in another 12 years 🧐

2023-11-16 09:41:11

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I’m almost certain that your Jewdar is on point, Johnny. Just to be safe, I’ll get the oven heated up.

2023-11-11 19:54:28

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Last I saw, he’s still going to jail for quite a few years for firing a gun.

2023-11-10 19:36:17

>female astronauts
https://i.poastcdn.org/f9d248706c0f78af104b7119bdf3839660b18a0de47238b9e8ac23f84e603f8e.jpeg

2023-11-09 06:39:44

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*Tagilla noises*

2023-11-04 23:44:09

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Yes
I mean
Sí

2023-10-27 03:08:06

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The fact that the album came out on 9/11/2001 was interesting to say the least lol

2023-10-25 23:42:50

Why is “blud” the new “bro”? Where the fuck does it come from?

2023-10-21 23:10:53

youtu.be/5nl7sKwPQo4

2023-10-21 21:04:06

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Edit: I was beaten to it, but I’ll leave this up.
Greta Thunberg posted some pro-Palestinian message with her autism toy in it. The toy was said octopus, which some kikes then said was antisemitic after digging up an obscure German drawing that no one had ever seen before.

2023-10-19 03:46:57

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A German band made a parody of that song, can’t find it anymore. Here are the lyrics that I remember:
Hey jew
Don’t tell me lies
About gas chambers
In Auschwitz
6 million
Heebies are Alive
Fuck your ugly daughters
And hook nosed wives

2023-10-17 10:02:05

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Same. I don't think I ever mentioned how much time my friends and I spent cleaning up litter on our beaches and in the forests. For every hour we spend cleaning the beach, inner city Californians spend 5 hours trashing it.

2023-10-17 09:58:44

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If you find any litterfags, take it out on them, eh?

2023-10-17 09:56:59

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Morning?! It's not even 3AM here.
(GM)

2023-10-14 21:46:09

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The Jelqnight Express
( @npub1php…6l98 you made me do this by making that Jelqing thread the other day)

2023-10-14 21:39:54

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Jelqozuna

2023-10-14 21:35:11

The Jelqertaker

2023-10-12 13:48:09

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They won’t.

2023-10-10 20:39:02

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I know of one that does, it’s a Cantina, and it’s not too far from me. It was hilarious, during the initial lockdown in 2020 some guys broke in and spent several days drinking all the liquor until the cops found them lol.

2023-10-09 00:39:40

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No it wasn’t. It survived until 1945, when it was destroyed by Germans to prevent It’s capture by Americans. It wasn’t the best investment, but it was not ”destroyed quickly.”

2023-10-08 04:18:39

@npub1xza…veu8 Saw this posted on my friend’s Arab War Thunder discord. It seems they like you over there in Egypt lol
https://i.poastcdn.org/cb4e1f180b804f0e5ab0bcbbc2841af74481aca31a6c88bb2700f50d53cd30e1.jpeg

2023-10-02 07:27:50

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The Vipers
https://i.poastcdn.org/ee4393b3a7e729745b72f45ac128bb5d87bcdca1bc1fe4be66954f83f07bf624.gif

2023-10-02 07:25:01

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1. It’s not a swastika, but a Hakenkreuz
2. That would blow my cover, I can’t do that goy. Remove yourself from the white race to help my agenda!

2023-10-02 07:22:49

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The Pacific Ocean is a lie we told you goyim, thanks for believing in it! It’s actually just a small lake :troll_thinking:

2023-10-02 07:20:12

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I once tripped over a dreidel, and a gorillion of my poor Heeb bones got broken, Johnny. I’m the toughest kike around!

2023-10-02 07:16:55

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I fight every day for my survival against you antisemitic BIGOTS

2023-10-02 07:13:15

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This is me. Definitely not Jeremy Blackburn, it’s literally me.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a9e466a94aac4b7033fd6ec628812f11bbc9da85f09665b706b644b3fa635740.jpeg

2023-10-02 07:03:50

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Biceps are a Jewish construct, Johnny. Wake up and smell the creatine, goy.

2023-10-02 07:01:52

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I can’t be me, Johnny. You’re in my head. I am You.

2023-10-02 06:56:30

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You’d do my mom? That’s pretty gross, man. But go ahead, I guess, you do you

2023-10-02 06:53:24

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I was not informed of this, white pill me on Madagascar, Johnny

2023-10-02 06:46:22

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Meh, I guess I’ll pick it up on sale at some point then. I sent out several applications this week, so hopefully those have some results finally.

2023-10-02 06:41:03

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No, I never did. I heard a lot of good things about it, though. I was told that the PvP was better than DS’ because a lot more builds were viable, and that sounded nice

2023-10-02 06:18:23

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From what I remember, yes. I told a few of my friends to try it when we did an co-op play through, and they told me it was weird, but effective, especially in PvP. I haven’t played for years now, I think I last played in 2017, but I’ve been feeling like playing it again recently. I’ll give this a go again and see if it works as well as I remember.

2023-10-02 06:12:41

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Dark Souls

2023-09-30 01:18:03

https://i.poastcdn.org/54cd87a1456cdcaa4da395f801d243aabeb5c99910a8fd0686ab7c700707265b.png

2023-09-16 20:46:34

I always laugh when I hear some retard claim that 2016-2020 were the worst years in American history. After I stop chuckling, I remember that these people are truly beyond saving, and we need to split away from them ASAP.

2023-09-14 06:37:33

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Artillery has been the main killer in wars since WW1, roughly.

2023-09-11 08:18:17

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Good ideas all around, air rifles are surprisingly deadly and the (((government))) sleeps on them because of that. CB radio is, of course, a fantastic way to communicate and spread the good word.

2023-09-11 08:04:51

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Oh I know it’s illegal there. That’s my point in a way. You’re right to criticize me on some parts, I will not deny that. But at the same time, you’ve told me before that I need to leave California, right? Yet at the same time you continue to live in AU. I have a large squad and we have drills that we do whenever possible, so while I appreciate your input, truly, I do not like it when I am criticized for sitting down and enjoying one of the few things I have left. I haven’t played vidya in two weeks until now.
I still, once again, appreciate you and all of your comments. They make me think about some of my behaviors, but please remember that at least I can own a small arsenal, even in California.

2023-09-11 07:35:09

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The food is in game man lol. I had lemon pepper chicken IRL tonight.
You’re right on the other parts, though. I’m well aware of it, I just wanna enjoy something though. And you know, let me ask you this: When was the last time you went out and did squad drills? (With real firearms.) We do them as often as we can afford to.

2023-09-11 07:30:18

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What about Pajeet shit? I’ve recently grown a new hatred for them, myself.

2023-09-11 07:17:07

I’m drunk and I’m lost on Streets of Tarkov while playing solo and at night. At least I got my apple juice and oat flakes

2023-09-10 18:19:17

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There’s one in my town. I’ve never been there since I only drink straight black coffee, but Creme brûlée is pretty damn tasty.

2023-09-09 19:43:41

I sure am glad that they’re tackling the important issues.
https://i.poastcdn.org/60af24812b988f585e0476dc33755b85104b5cfb24bfdc156dca8c6eca64a832.jpeg

2023-09-09 17:39:31

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This thing is creepy

2023-09-03 22:57:33

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This guy you’re responding to is taking a page from the lefties, basically saying “It’s not my job to educate you” when confronted about spewing a bunch of bullshit.

2023-09-01 18:29:48

I need a mod replacing Muggy’s lines with @npub1f64…5rsj poasts. With AI voice.

2023-08-28 00:30:14

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Jesus, what a thing to do. It’s good to hear the guy is gone finally.

2023-08-24 01:28:02

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So 83 is never releasing? Fuck

2023-08-18 02:41:44

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For the most part. A few of my friends got theirs easily in Redwood City though. The guy even didn’t make them pay for it.

2023-08-07 02:08:49

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I’ve had hair white (not silver, WHITE) hairs since I was 22. I’m 26 now and since I have brown hair it’s extremely noticeable, I’m guessing you relate?

2023-08-07 01:16:43

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Thems fighting words, woman. I like Megadeth, but Dave Mustaine is a (racial) Jew, even if he is a more technical guitar player than Kirk Whammet. John Petrucci is the best alive though.

2023-08-07 01:04:05

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youtu.be/ZaGrNq9VrCc

2023-08-07 01:00:43

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Well, I’m young and dumb so I can get away with it.
Last week I scrolled through my feed and I swear, every poast you made had an exclamation mark at the end lol

2023-08-07 00:57:22

@npub1xkk…ttaz Most of your poasts end in “!” and it inspires me to be loud more often.
I HATE NIGGERS AND KIKES!

2023-08-07 00:26:55

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I want you to make a doll of Lizzo, and pay me for it. Thank you.

2023-08-05 07:55:45

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Yep, Friedman is an actual Jew.

2023-08-03 09:49:33

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Don’t tell him you share the same birthday, he’ll probably just say “That’s not gonna work for me, sister” and force you to change when you were born lol

2023-08-03 09:26:27

I totally forgot Summerslam was this Saturday, I’m gonna try and watch it if I have the time.

2023-07-29 02:58:07

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I’m not in San Francisco, not even in the county. I’m near enough to it to visit it for the night if I want, though.
We are planning to leave, but it’s difficult. Plus, as much as I hate the faggots and kikes here, I was born and raised here. It’s a bitter pill to swallow, abandoning my home instead of staying and trying to resist and fight.

2023-07-29 01:19:07

My friends are going out to San Francisco again tonight for drinks with their girlfriends, and some of their friends. I've opted to stay behind with a few of the other guys. We're gonna grill sausages, drink some alcohol, and watch Clint Eastwood movies. Hope everyone else has/had a nice Friday.

2023-07-28 06:26:35

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TND

2023-07-25 08:23:04

Some faggot just tried to log into my PayPal. Jokes on them, I have 0 money, and will have none for the foreseeable future.

2023-07-16 12:51:17

Larry Vickers, Paul Harrell, man. It's no coincidence that ex military guys like this get cancer, ZOG doesn't give one shit about their soldiers. They'll expose them to whatever horrible elements they want them to.

2023-07-14 13:40:01

GM
https://i.poastcdn.org/7054a7fbf2c3c352dded86186c49f95c9a32ec191cc64d68595fd66738ae0d87.png

2023-07-11 19:05:13

Thinking about it, it’s kind of funny. Fallout 4’s ending is basically “Nuke the Institute/Nuke the Brotherhood” and New Vegas’ is “Fight With the NCR/Fight With the Legion” but the reason I like New Vegas’ more isn’t because of the ending itself, really. It’s the journey I had beforehand, it makes the finality of a NV ending way more satisfying than continuing to play in Fallout 4.

2023-07-09 13:32:32

I know they aren't fancy or anything, but I do enjoy a black and mild on a Sunday morning.

2023-07-07 11:37:59

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The only thing I remember about him is how he lost weight, and then his neck ended up looking kinda like a vagina.

2023-07-07 08:18:51

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DON’T DO IT

2023-07-07 05:33:13

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I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve heard of him before, he’s not exactly a small YouTuber. Anyways, here’s a few links, hope you guys enjoy it. No worries if not!
Red Dead: youtu.be/GujK7VLDpac
GTA: youtu.be/kFFD2OTQRCE

2023-07-07 05:27:37

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I could link you to a video of his where he does GTA knock offs, or one where he does the same but with Red Dead ones. He’s fully normie, but I find his content fun, and politics free, if you’re interested let me know.

2023-07-07 05:15:43

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One of my favorite things the one YouTuber I watch does, is going and playing the bootleg games. It’s hilariously bad.

2023-07-06 22:26:10

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Literally me when I was in my early 20's

2023-07-06 09:53:54

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And I thank you for following me, even though I’m a retarded 26 year old zoomer lol. :salute:

2023-07-06 05:50:10

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https://i.poastcdn.org/d78241ea87f367223fdaa25b4e2ede91053f9d0b6c9cebff8195795e52fb1db9.gif

2023-06-29 21:08:50

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wypipo don't season they kids
(Just from the thumbnail I don't think I could watch this because it sounds really bad)

2023-06-29 19:05:54

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What the fuck did I just read? And why was this the first thing I saw when I checked Poast?

2023-06-28 08:37:15

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I always had the same happen to me, because I worked at an organic only grocery store. And also, I have long hair despite being a guy.
Btw, good response on your part.

2023-06-27 05:28:14

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No. Look into the eyes of Hyde.
https://i.poastcdn.org/3c49ffe65428d8764ff742b7a12767c94bbe6ffc40148da8a63e4288c16e3367.png

2023-06-26 08:49:45

Look at that Goblin phenotype
https://i.poastcdn.org/244f18fc0f16cb066f17b2d9887b7d36b299eb9309c9867002b98a50d02e8714.jpeg

2023-06-26 06:58:48

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Hmm I used to get pop rocks that had black packaging, maybe for once black is the better color… :thinking_unko:

2023-06-26 06:54:13

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The packs I used to get around here were absolutely packed full of the stuff. I think the Jews have something to do with this :thinking:

2023-06-18 21:17:28

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I don’t like being 26.

2023-06-16 03:24:51

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That defeats the whole point of the game imo, but you do you.

2023-06-12 08:33:53

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Put that shit out of your mind. It does you no good to dwell on whores like that. Difficult, but worth it to do so.