Nick

Imperfect drawings, worse opinions. Also at @longtimegoneart on IG. He/him.

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2024-07-09 18:50:12

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(This is unfair, I know hot dogs are big in Iceland as well).

2024-07-09 18:49:30

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Hot dog air.

2024-07-08 11:28:35

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Apparently not: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/friends-reunited-trailer-max/

2024-07-08 11:17:40

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All my Czechs-es live in Texas.

2024-07-06 13:39:13

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Early on a weekend is before 10am. It used to be later but now we have kids and don’t drink. If someone woke me before 6 on a weekend and there wasn’t a flight to catch, I’d probably go see a lawyer.

2024-07-06 10:33:09

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1959
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2024-07-05 17:44:11

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imagine walking down those stairs in socks, though.

2024-07-05 11:11:23

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*desparately flicking through the labour manifesto looking for the warranty and returns section*

2024-07-05 09:37:10

Just going over the results, a few of the Tory bastards that I’m personally *especially* pleased to be rid of:
Steve Baker
Ben Bradley
Miriam Cates
Simon Clarke
Brendan Clarke-Smith
Thérèse Coffey
David Davies
Philip Davies
Michael Fabricant
Liam Fox
Jonathan Gullis
Mark Jenkinson
Andrea Jenkyns
Daniel Kawczynski
Johnny Mercer
Penny Mordaunt
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Douglas Ross
Gary Sambrook
Grant Shapps
Liz Truss
Also 2 non-Tory bastards: Ian Paisley & George Galloway.
#torydeathparty #ge2024

2024-07-05 09:15:54

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I like how he’s mid-assessment in the photo.

2024-07-05 08:47:37

Very pleased with the Lib Dem win in #Witney too. This is Cameron’s old constituency, since held by ERG member Robert Courts who was also Solicitor General. Previously held by Douglas Hurd, it’s been a safe Tory seat since it was formed.
#torydeathparty #ge2024 #libdems
https://www.witneygazette.co.uk/news/24432539.shock-win-lib-dems-win-witney-general-election/

2024-07-05 08:25:26

I don’t really want to hear about voting Reform being a “protest vote”.
Do you know what they called people who voted Nazi as a “protest vote”? Yes, that’s right.
#ge2024 #torydeathparty #ReformUK

2024-07-05 07:15:34

Listen. Strange women standing in churches holding swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical royal ceremony.
#torydeathparty #PennyMordaunt #ge2024
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2024-07-05 07:03:11

Voters: Fuck Liz Truss, very specifically.
Liz Truss: This is because the voters want my policies and didn’t get them.
#torydeathparty #ge2024

2024-07-03 11:04:24

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The other interesting thing will be how well Reform do. They will take a lot of votes from the Tories, which is a major factor in the Tory collapse. But FPTP means that they are unlikely to win that many seats.
Then the question is, how do the Tories and/or Reform respond to this unprecedented rejection of the main Conservative Party.

2024-07-02 20:29:24

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Why do Friesian cows have hooves? Because they lactose.

2024-06-30 20:16:04

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2024-06-30 18:05:07

The thing to remember is that England as a nation is built on undeserved victories against heroic underdogs.

2024-06-29 23:04:05

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A flat Sasquatch! A Sasquash!

2024-06-28 15:10:27

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“Number 2s for 2.”

2024-06-28 15:06:40

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I ate so many raisins that I had to sit on the toilet constantly whilst holding my girlfriend’s hand.

2024-06-28 08:46:27

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haha, I’m assuming it’s actually supposed to be a bag of spices that the Dutch East India Company is importing, maybe?

2024-06-28 08:36:46

Love the way that Mercury is holding a dog poo bag.
From: @npub1a5z…95yj
https://norden.social/@mannelossi/112692936621066259
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2024-06-28 08:25:23

One reason that the Tories are doing so badly is that even the poshest people are forced to notice how shitty things have literally become.
They have private education, private health, private clubs, never use public transport, but their annual posh piss-up on the river is ruined if the river is full of shit.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0xjpdx5v05o.amp

2024-06-27 08:46:52

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Toot me some onion rings, ta.

2024-06-26 22:32:11

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A Study In Hubris: or What happens when man tries to have his cake and eat it.

2024-06-26 20:15:26

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Did you model for this one, Christopher?

2024-06-25 13:10:00

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It would have been better if it had been a narrow win so that you could say the others were pipped at the post.

2024-06-24 15:12:27

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I have great expectations for this kitten.

2024-06-24 11:14:09

Lol.
#GE2024 #UKPol
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2024-06-23 11:29:46

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This still appals me. Like in high school, twice a week we herd all the teenagers into a tiled room where they get a good look at each other’s bodies, going through puberty at different rates. Fortunately teenagers are legendarily not at all self-conscious about their bodies.
In my school as well, the PE teachers would stand there and “supervise” the showers to make sure nobody skipped having one. I assume this no longer happens.

2024-06-18 20:03:03

Has #Chomsky actually died? There seems to be a bit of Schrödinger’s Chomsky going on.
EDIT: No. See replies to this post.
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2024-06-14 12:16:45

When you die, nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- Your shitposts

2024-06-13 10:50:54

Nothing says “change” more than *checks notes* a grey image of a sixty-something white professional man in a shirt and tie with his sleeves rolled up very slightly, with an expression that suggests you’re parking in the spot he usually parks in, which tbf is not a designated parking spot, but he usually parks there and everyone around here knows that, and he accepts that you’re new here, but maybe next time you could remember that, by the way do you follow the football. #ukpol #labour
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2024-06-13 08:28:05

- Frogs do not allow you to gradually boil them.
- Lemmings do not commit mass suicide.
- Ostriches do not stick their heads in the sand.
- Newts do not confuse weather and climate.
- Moose do not get their news from Facebook.
- Naked mole rats do not kid themselves that they live in the greatest democracy in the world when in fact they live in a two-party oligarchy with every representative dependent on huge donations from the superrich.
- Cassowaries are not particularly impressed by AI.

2024-06-07 18:21:20

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This is true. My kids have to call one of their kids “Genghis Khan O’Neill” as a condition of my will.

2024-06-07 09:17:26

The UK is very good at piling on politicians for gaffes, but oddly shit at piling on them for being cruel, destructive, avaricious bastards who are making everyone’s lives noticeably worse.

2024-06-04 12:38:21

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I’m glad, because "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" sends the wrong message about canine self-care.

2024-06-02 13:52:21

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“I feel about you how I feel about @npub1n3z…sv0t” should go in the bio.

2024-05-15 12:13:39

Airport design is my passion.
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