jordan / is on Nostr

great american humorist. non-aesthetic socialist(ish) libtard. proud appalachian-american.

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2024-10-26 22:25:02

My #gut tells me #Harris wins. My #anxiety tells me #Trump wins.

2024-10-25 06:25:05

#Political junkies on #TikTok are #edging themselves over this rumored "career ending" secret #video of #Trump that may or may not exist. I literally cannot think of anything that could come out that would affect his standing with supporters. Seems like #industrial grade #hopium to me.

2024-10-22 06:36:46

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@npub1p6v…x7qg Did a cat walk across the keyboard when they were writing the documentation? 🐱

2024-10-07 21:21:19

My #Boomer #Opinion™ is that it's kind of weird to have a list of demands from people in your public #socialmedia profile before they're allowed to follow you.
:boomer:

2024-10-07 12:15:53

The #sarcasm detector at #TikTok HQ must be broken.
#communityguidelines #jewishspacelasers
https://mastodon.jordanwages.com/system/media_attachments/files/113/266/081/104/036/167/original/ddd1ff959a25405a.png

2024-09-14 02:20:07

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@npub1up2…k6en This is the coveted version, right? I've heard there are strong opinions about the DOS vs Win95 versions.

2024-09-01 23:13:46

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@npub1s2r…7gng What should we avoid, just in case?

2024-08-30 00:03:48

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@npub1h8f…0uau Misspelled Bitwarden in the hashtag, if you wanna fix it. :face_smile:

2024-08-04 13:52:17

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@npub1xyj…6rzz nice skull mug :face_smile:

2024-07-06 17:51:15

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@npub1xtr…2zj8 Unfortunately...
"Biden Campaign Brushes Off Idea of Reforming the Supreme Court"
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/biden-supreme-court-reform-trump-immunity-1235051044/

2024-06-11 04:49:31

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@npub17td…apfk Don't be afraid of software that doesn't do everything "automagically". Learn why the software acts like it does so you can make it do what you want.

2023-09-03 22:27:16

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@npub1nqz…838y The New York Times is not your friend. This might be unpleasant to hear, but it is true.

2023-08-19 21:55:49

I learned how to retouch blemishes on skin in GIMP, and I wanted to share the process with you, too. Free and easy! :jarden:
https://jordanwages.com/retouching-skin-in-gimp.html
#gimp #opensource #photography #photo #photoshop

2023-07-19 19:00:52

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@npub1p0w…22r5 your reading comprehension has to be really on point to get that headline. denies a partial stay of the injunction... its not not unclear...
(no hate intended)