HornedLivestock

Wonky-headed contrarian who has been deposited at the supposed end of history to watch the overly prolonged but hilarious death throes of hyper-capitalism. I can be best described using meaningless epithets. If I do stuff, which is unlikely, it will involve words, or noise, or squiggles, some combination of such, or absolutely nothing other than pointless babble.

Fairly useless letters after my name in sociolinguistics and education.

Chronic pain.
Chronic pain in the arse.
Absurdist.
Arsehole.