David Vienna / is on Nostr

Author, screenwriter, and pasta enthusiast.

Also, former journalist, creator of The Daddy Complex, the CTFD Method of parenting, the horror podcast Barren, and co-creator of two small humans. My new book Pretty Sure You're Fine is available now. hey/you

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Last Notes

2023-10-04 21:04:20

Weird that all these right wing conspiracists were afraid of becoming zombies when all of them could use some braaaaaaaains.

2023-09-26 21:33:25

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@npub1xpc…3t05 My first exposure was from the Ahsoka series, but then my son explained they're all over the "lore." For me, it was more of a bridge too far than even that Binks nonsense.

2023-09-26 21:29:54

This may upset the cult, but #StarWars lost me at "space whales."

2023-08-30 23:01:13

These drug names are giving strong “Japanese game designer came up with American sounding names” vibes.
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2023-08-24 18:37:50

I accidentally called the TV remote a “clicker” and an AARP membership letter just appeared in my hand.

2023-07-06 23:16:24

We live in a fairly conservative part of LA County., so we’re constantly walking on eggshells. Though, we recently met a couple who let it slip that they voted for Biden and we sighed with relief. Then, we all laughed together while we drank baby blood and handed out socialist abortions.

2023-04-27 19:21:07

I just learned there is a type of #bird in #Japan called Shima Enaga and it is so goddamn #cute I'm pissed that I'm just now learning about it. Look at it. LOOK AT IT! IT'S MADE OF SUNLIGHT AND SASS!
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2023-03-27 03:39:54

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#[0] Vanilla ice cream, so started as frozen, then became a liquid.

2023-03-27 01:35:45

I’m an adult.
I had apple pie for lunch.
I regret nothing.

2023-03-17 18:52:07

The true danger of #[0] shows.
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2023-01-25 16:37:13

I’m old enough to remember when food hacks were called “recipes.”