Mark A. Rayner

Human-shaped, simian-obsessed, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark A. Rayner is an award-winning writer of satirical & speculative fiction.

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2024-09-15 14:14:49

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@npub1lgy…aefg I'm worried about my cat chewing through electrical cords, so he's learned to pick on up and drop it. Same effect as a chime 😅

2024-08-03 13:37:21

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!
#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
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2024-07-05 13:59:51

More evidence we live in a simulation.
#existentialism #metaphysics #simulation #humor #humour
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2024-03-14 14:26:13

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.
#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
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2024-02-17 14:49:53

Maximum cat here. [sound on!!!]
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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2023-11-09 20:14:04

Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #vendingmachine
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2023-08-26 19:14:03

What a sleepy #caturday afternoon!
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
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2023-08-24 13:27:53

"I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh-darn it, people love my silly hat."
#cat #hat #cats #hats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #StuartSmalley
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2023-08-13 21:57:47

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@npub1lys…ytyz Or worse, they were changing a lightbulb

2023-08-13 14:33:25

Look at this magnificent bastard go!
#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #hesGotALadder! #humor #humour #funny
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2023-08-13 13:58:05

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@npub19t7…8rks And also: having a food coma!

2023-08-12 21:21:50

The tongue!
#cat #cats #caturday #castodon #catsofmastodon #humor#funny #humour
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2023-08-06 13:38:32

"Oh hi Mark!"
#pun #french #humor #humour #funny
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2023-08-05 16:41:31

Last day for this deal, then the price goes back up!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is alive and in love, living in the world’s first sentient city, Ipolis. Lucky for both of them, nobody knows, but how long can it stay that way?
"A comic dance in a post-apocalyptic utopia." ~Deb Hamel, Book Blog
Ebook on Amazon for just $2.99 US.
https://geni.us/TheAmadeusNet
Or use coupon: XT68M at:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/74103
#book #books #bookstodon #writingcommunity #writing #mozart #humor #humour #satire #SFF
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2023-08-05 16:37:41

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@npub1uas…7lqg You got it!

2023-08-05 13:31:57

Sorry, Bessie, but it's #caturday, not #cowdurday.
#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour
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2023-08-04 20:15:04

Weekend plans.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #CaturdayEve #funny #humor #humour
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2023-08-04 14:48:16

8th most dangerous animal in the world!

2023-08-04 14:27:17

This is the last thing you see. Then something bad happens.
#hippo #hippopotamus #animals #scary #humor #humour
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2023-08-02 14:45:22

Cool that #lifewithouttheinternet is trending. Thinking about this for the future: depending on how this happened, and how quickly, it would be catastrophic.
I wrote a whole book about it, in which a web-enabled fridge becomes self-aware and takes over the internet, and everything connected to it. It's a satire, obviously, but I think it holds up, even 11 years on!
https://geni.us/TheFridgularity
#internet #socialmedia #technologicalsingularity #humor #satire #humour #AI #books #bookstodon #novel
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2023-07-06 14:25:46

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@npub1gvc…n895 Yep. It's not good.

2023-07-06 14:03:18

Meanwhile, in Canada... No, I kid. It's hot AF here too.
#cobrachicken #canadageese #ice #frozenpond #heatwave #globalwarming #climatechange #humor #humor #funny #canada
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