CattleBaron

Not the laziest thing I've ever seen, but this neighbor is surely in the running for top 10 with this Entry..
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2024-08-06 01:29:28

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@npub1c66…tduv Jocko's Molk is the best tasting I've found so far. Chocolate or vanilla, haven't tried other flavors.

2024-08-05 19:32:44

To the homesteaders "rebar" was a term that just meant 'whatever is Handy' 😂
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2024-08-04 14:34:33

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@npub12lr…70dq your opportunities for pro league around here are legion.😂

2024-08-04 14:18:39

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@npub1lsa…d39f so it was the tarp covering the load?

2024-08-04 14:10:02

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@npub12lr…70dq answer is almost always "too many"

2024-08-04 02:03:03

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@npub1yme…r6e2 not a big enough diameter pipe. It will bend or break at the seam

2024-08-02 23:33:45

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@npub18su…nd38 Urinal Cakes with text "The Current Thing"

2024-08-02 22:30:28

Over 25 acres of national grasslands. The feds are prosecuting this husband and wife separately, so the couple has double the legal fees.
This buerocrat needs bounced out of his office on his ear, fast enough to leave skid marks.. figuratively.
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2024-08-01 04:55:38

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@npub1c66…tduv like most sports, more fun to play than watch others play🙂

2024-08-01 04:42:01

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@npub1c66…tduv tennis?😞

2024-08-01 03:42:14

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@npub10f4…nca9 if my grandad did something to accidentally annoy my grandma, she would chuckle and say "It's a good thing I Love that man." 😍
I've learned a lot of lessons from family.

2024-08-01 02:54:29

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@npub1c66…tduv wtf is a clay courter?

2024-07-31 23:31:57

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@npub10f4…nca9 She stabbed at movement half- seen out of the corner of her eye, and now you need a new cat? 🤔

2024-07-31 22:34:35

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@npub12qh…wqrt WITCHCRAFT!! CHECK THE NIPPLES!!

2024-07-29 23:24:35

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@npub10d9…n3u6 excellent, I know a firefighter's family who is going to get a ton of money, then

2024-07-29 04:08:47

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 always different, but some things usually work. When going downtown. Park in back of iron horse saloon, or inside of they have room. Free concerts music for all tastes.
https://ihsturgis.com/

2024-07-29 04:02:37

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 I like setting up my rappel , no one up there but me, do a few rappels, see folks at a distance, eat a lunch in privacy. Then after putting gear away, I can head back into the madhouse of sturgis😂

2024-07-29 03:58:39

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 ohh, sorry my mistake. I thought you were avoiding the crowds 😂

2024-07-29 03:44:15

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 have you been to the Sturgis rally before? How many days do you have to spend?

2024-07-29 03:34:40

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 Spearfish is close to Sturgis

2024-07-29 03:33:38

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 weather is always weird there, all times of the year. Storms show up fast. and in the summer tend to be over fast.

2024-07-29 03:19:43

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 normal. Chinook winds. World record holder for fastest temp change is Spearfish SD.
ALso Spearfish creek is in the records for one of the creeks that freeze from the bottom up

2024-07-26 22:40:17

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@npub1lsa…d39f Want
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kpobfCgAk

2024-07-25 15:19:43

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@npub12qh…wqrt did she win?

2024-07-23 13:18:11

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 maybe specific to the New York state patrol?
Are one of the ones you know, former state patrol?
Maybe the fella I talked to was only talking about them🤔

2024-07-23 12:50:51

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 I thought it was a known thing. People from New York retire to Tennessee.

2024-07-22 22:31:33

If Kamala picks Hillary or another woman, as running mate, this time in American politics, will henceforth be known as "The Coochie-Coup"™

2024-07-19 02:51:35

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@npub1jtp…lqgl oppression doesn't need a crown

2024-07-18 20:32:15

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@npub1jtp…lqgl the only difference is scale

2024-07-18 14:01:25

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@npub1jtp…lqgl no, it's a circle, not a straight line. Too far either way and you hit tyranny

2024-07-17 16:54:03

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@npub1lh5…n08y hire some goats.
Or a mule, but if you do, please post pics.

2024-07-16 13:49:52

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@npub16dj…mns2 where are the suicide nets?

2024-07-14 13:52:09

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@npub1eam…kza8 yes no one would wear clothing for any reason unless it reflected who they were .

2024-07-14 05:45:21

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@npub1eam…kza8
https://www.quora.com/Do-more-US-Democrats-strategically-register-as-Republicans-or-vice-versa-to-control-who-their-ultimate-competition-will-be

2024-07-10 04:18:49

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@npub1c66…tduv pull the flank strap

2024-07-07 04:01:12

I really like setting up these filters, so much nicer
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2024-07-07 02:56:30

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@npub1vud…460v id contact other outfits to compare, I can give phone numbers if you want, but I don't use them either. Sorry I don't got more details.

2024-07-07 02:44:40

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@npub1m34…njzz bad paraphrasing of Robert Jordan 😂

2024-07-06 14:29:04

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@npub1lh5…n08y @npub17rr…7wsy never heard of this, very cool

2024-07-06 14:24:12

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@npub1c66…tduv the hood up

2024-07-04 20:19:06

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@npub1a8p…2ncx what version of windows?

2024-07-02 20:07:12

When at the dentist, I can't get the scene from the dine book out of my head. ..'this is the gom jabaar..are you human'
😒

2024-07-01 18:28:42

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@npub12qh…wqrt Do NOT DO THIS. I learned years ago, of you think you are making a tasty treat of cooked rice and Bailey's..you actually end up with alcohol absorbed rice. Gack🤢

2024-06-30 16:50:21

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@npub12hn…jefx I have this conversation with different people on a daily basis.

2024-06-28 15:38:00

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@npub1xz8…9vps very similar to the "pick metal off the ground" that Dad played with me.
Rusty nail, broken bolt, wagon brake lever...

2024-06-24 22:49:56

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@npub12qh…wqrt https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnHNqvOB42M

2024-06-24 04:02:48

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@npub1wg0…t0yf Kenny from south park

2024-06-22 18:44:38

New Game.
Can you name the game I'm playing?
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2024-06-22 02:50:33

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 if she is mad at you, she will take it off with a baseball bat, not with a 9/16" wrench

2024-06-21 05:05:59

So...when a mountain lion in Nebraska is in a city, because it is too dangerous, they Kill it..
but if the game and parks track a collared cat through my barn yard, they don't breathe a word of it to me. Message received.
https://chadronradio.com/law-enforcement-kills-mountain-lion-in-subdivision-at-scottsbluff-country-club/

2024-06-20 15:04:01

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@npub12qh…wqrt sorry😓

2024-06-20 14:58:05

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@npub12qh…wqrt ..she's been cheating and has batteries hidden in the bicycle frame?

2024-06-19 20:58:03

'old' John Deere baler monitor. Anyone have an idea what a new one costs? Guesses on cost of remanufactured one?
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2024-06-18 04:51:36

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@npub1lsa…d39f good Lord that's gotta smell

2024-06-16 03:52:19

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@npub18h7…frx9 Rode hard and put away wet, but that is how we get the best stories.

2024-06-16 03:49:20

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@npub18h7…frx9 Well that isn't so scary
....it's a Frayed knot.😂
Seriously, thank you. I was wondering what knot was used.

2024-06-16 03:31:16

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@npub18h7…frx9 let me see the knot, please.

2024-06-16 03:06:36

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@npub14s2…0qgv done this many times...😂

2024-06-14 03:48:53

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@npub16dj…mns2 yah we know

2024-06-08 02:32:05

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@npub1a06…p7uv for who?

2024-06-08 02:31:16

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@npub1ttw…67ld I just got back to ranch in Nebraska from trip to Colorado...whiskey sounds good right now, but enjoying seeing my little girl crawling on the furniture.

2024-06-04 18:39:08

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@npub1q66…us4s is that cuz you are chewing nicotine gum, or using patch?

2024-06-03 18:12:42

Any mechanics out there? The header is supposed to be a structurally integral part of the frame, right?
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2024-06-03 17:19:33

Tiz that time of year..Find the Lizard
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2024-06-01 18:23:21

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@npub12hn…jefx I never got into skateboarding. Growing up in the Sandhills had a lot to do with it

2024-06-01 14:01:17

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@npub1xn0…ugrf that's an overshoe

2024-06-01 12:30:35

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@npub10yk…u22t they are creating bacteria to eat the nitrogen that farmers put on their fields so their crops grow....brilliant

2024-05-31 02:34:30

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@npub12hn…jefx puffer fish

2024-05-27 19:06:14

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@npub1ttw…67ld no

2024-05-27 14:48:08

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@npub1mjp…4vyq not real

2024-05-27 13:58:21

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@npub1yev…f08e Sonia's tears water the tree of freedom.

2024-05-24 15:53:02

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@npub14w7…przn Hamburger Helper has a darkside
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2024-05-20 03:00:38

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@npub12hn…jefx what's the /s for?

2024-05-20 02:23:10

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 Maybe so, but Also, not good enough.

2024-05-18 04:36:32

Where are the memes about naval-gazing?🤔

2024-05-18 03:19:30

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@npub1a8p…2ncx and don't use dryer sheets

2024-05-17 18:50:41