boatingaccident

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2023-12-15 08:36:01

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@npub1a73…7y6q
Moe Howard, of Larry and Curly fame.
I was being sophomoric. Where the Ho and Moe come together. It's late and the best my tired, sad, and juvenile mind could come up with.
I'll see myself out.

2023-12-15 07:51:07

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@npub1a73…7y6q
Moe

2023-12-11 16:27:00

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@npub1v4t…w5q2
You fail for not tagging @npub1v26…2drz on this. She can put this on her prndl.

2023-12-06 15:03:33

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2023-12-02 13:24:13

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@npub1t3l…7zzp @npub12ty…a5la
That works fine until the power goes out, duh.
Do you even off-grid bro?

2023-11-20 13:19:05

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@npub1w5p…7gzp @npub1h9k…lm9k
Not with that attitude.

2023-11-20 13:15:37

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@npub16h5…rwsx
A bunch of long-range shooters just exhaled loudly through their nose.

2023-11-17 14:15:15

I think ladies look nice with plain old traditional eyebrows made of hair.

2023-11-14 15:08:21

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@npub1m7p…w0ed @npub1kt0…y5vz
Yeah, I didn't go exploring. That's a bad day at Union Pacific.
What's funny is that the lgbtwtfbbq folks don't give any credit at all for this person being a badass engineer/machinist. Badass enough and revered to the point that there was a fairly huge benefit thrown by the pool playing crowd there at the end.
Nope, the only credit you get from them is for lopping off your weiner for the cause. That's the end of your value to the trans activists.

2023-11-13 13:00:05

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@npub16rs…2zfj @npub1qfa…czag
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2023-10-28 13:09:34

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@npub16rs…2zfj @npub1tv4…nq6x @npub1v62…6c55 @npub13pf…g8zc
I agree. I often tell @npub1v26…2drz how much easier my life would be if she were a little more stupid. On the plus side, at least I'll never see it coming. Just a sip of coffee one day, and...

2023-10-26 15:09:16

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@npub1dw9…vzkn
Who can connect the item with the customer? That could be some useful information...

2023-10-26 14:29:42

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@npub1dw9…vzkn
Now this is some solid boots on the ground info. You should do a regular Amazon order trend report.

2023-10-23 13:57:45

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@npub16rs…2zfj
Yes. Holy shit do NOT do that. They'll die almost overnight.
Not even bottled water. Distilled, RO, or rainwater only. No ferts, no minerals.

2023-10-19 11:45:11

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@npub1myw…gkh4
Confirmed stupid and unhealthy product of retards right here.
But now I am smart and healthy-ish.
They are still retarded and won't travel under their own power unless it's downhill.
@npub1qxz…6sjy

2023-10-18 11:01:13

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@npub1a0q…3tmr
Hand-made kaleidoscopes are my go-to these days.
@npub1vrv…97jm

2023-10-17 17:23:05

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@npub1uc2…hsu4
I made some out of chain link fence top rails and some steel cable that work really well. They travel okay if you have the room, and they're about 20% of the price. Where the Tensa stuff pays off is in weight and packed size.
@npub1v26…2drz

2023-10-15 06:15:13

NE Houston meetup recap:
Self-host all the things with StartOS by the Start9 folks - https://docs.start9.com/latest/diy/
Self-host your private chat with no persistent user IDs - https://simplex.chat
Private email, VPN, storage, etc. (pay for it) - https://proton.me
Proton includes SimpleLogin for keeping your email address hidden from spammers and haters - https://simplelogin.io/
More email address protection from AnonAddy (now called Addy.io) - https://addy.io

2023-10-12 18:32:22

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@npub1v4t…w5q2
@npub1v26…2drz No.

2023-10-10 19:42:39

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@npub1xje…85rf
People make weird faces when you tell them this is a thing you can do. I don't think they realize satellites aren't all that far away.

2023-10-09 15:47:17

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@npub19fy…n5nv
We watched "Doctor Lesbian and the Lesbian of Lesbian" to wash the taste out of our mouth. That was a mistake, but I did enjoy zombie Strange and the Scarlet Bitch.

2023-10-08 03:29:45

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@npub14y9…5vh4
It's a possibility. I'd have to read them again, though. They kind of run together for me now.
@npub1ug7…n0uq @npub1u6x…v28x

2023-10-08 01:31:16

If I know basically everything, and bad things happen to me, it's because I wanted them to happen.

2023-09-25 05:41:11

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@npub1aem…r94a @npub1rjw…hxzf @npub10h9…cmfp
Around here you put yo titties out until finding a plant operator with some weak pull out game. Get a couple crotch fruit ripe on the money tree, chunk deuces. Wash, rinse, repeat until you have a boat, 6 ATVs, a fifth-wheel RV, a pool, and matching brodozers. Then get fat, some tats, and a sparkle PopSocket. Set for life.

2023-09-24 16:12:37

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@npub1899…md6m
Get good, noob.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/121/003/740/810/789/original/c9512bc57770b2fb.jpg

2023-09-17 19:47:17

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@npub14w3…9vjx
Every dumbass we knew in high school has 3 kids on tiktok now. It's hopeless. They'll get screwed bad enough sooner or later and wonder how this all happened.
@npub1c30…ervy

2023-09-14 04:11:34

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@npub1zck…gryd
Testing testing 1 2 3

2023-09-13 23:01:09

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@npub10zp…fz5n
Plot twist: ISS is already in a pool.

2023-09-13 22:45:37

Going to see Gene Kranz over at NASA tomorrow. He's giving a presentation on leadership, etc. and talking about his new book.
I'll make sure to ask him how they got their rockets through the big dome.
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2023-09-13 17:38:04

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@npub1m2l…qlv3
My wife's mother in law is a manipulative asshole. Totally incapable of being honest in any way, about anything.
@npub1cx7…5lhk

2023-09-12 17:04:00

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@npub1vdg…fj9c
These are school-provided only. I have an old one running Xubuntu that works great, but the kids don't get the same one every time. Then the sites they use for educational "games" make google look like privacy advocates.

2023-09-12 04:25:44

Parents, and maybe everybody, should check out @npub1df9…dz35 for some practical privacy info. I find myself going through similar experiences with our son.
Currently banging my head against the wall over the school handing out chromebooks and google accounts to young kids. They'll have them profiled by the end of first grade.

2023-09-11 17:26:40

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2023-09-11 02:31:01

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@npub1uh7…ce87
Well, doctor boats is not solving this one, then. I hope it gets better. That no sleep shit is bad for your body and mind for sure. A friend of ours just mentioned Mg supplements yesterday. He said it made a huge difference for him. I think he's drinking the LMNT packets, also.

2023-09-08 16:27:40

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@npub1hyw…ke8d @npub1tpc…38mx
I SAID NO TAKESIES BACKSIES WE VOTED YOU WERE THERE

2023-09-08 16:20:07

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@npub1hyw…ke8d LMAO
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2023-09-08 16:11:34

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@npub1hyw…ke8d Also registered no problemo. Using Mullvad browser both times. Get good, noob!

2023-09-08 16:06:56

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@npub1hyw…ke8d Just RSVPed to the NW meetup with no issues.

2023-09-08 16:00:28

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@npub1yqa…n4ev
And I cannot lie.

2023-09-08 15:55:04

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I'm interesting in the way that you'd say it with a pause.
For example:
"Yeah, that boating guy is..............interesting."

2023-09-04 22:18:41

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@npub13xw…eguw
Worst case, it's not super far to the east Bogies if you screw it up.
@npub1tpc…38mx @npub1hyw…ke8d @npub1v26…2drz @npub1ark…vfkt @npub19fy…n5nv @npub1d5a…nu6v @npub1rq8…4tuz @npub1wc5…gpct @npub13xl…4etc @npub1fhh…pjgu @npub15gx…8stq @npub1ug7…n0uq

2023-09-01 18:57:28

Some guy at the cigar lounge just stood up and said he was about to go to jail. After a couple of WTFs, he explained that she tried to shoot herself in the head, missed, and shot a hole in the wall.
I have a lot of questions.

2023-08-30 18:05:27

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@npub14w3…9vjx
Personally, I like a woman who can take a punch.

2023-08-30 11:47:46

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@npub1vrv…97jm @npub1w5p…7gzp
Paging @npub19fy…n5nv, customer needs help on aisle 3.

2023-08-28 01:48:23

@npub167h…0399 AND @npub1gxv…hh99 HAVE BLESSED US WITH RAIN! ALL HAIL THE RAIN STICK!

2023-08-27 21:43:37

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@npub1kl8…5xh7 Lead dev is insane, @npub1899…md6m pointed that out, they got butthurt and blocked NAS in the same sentence where they said they never had any trouble with NAS. Check his post history for the thread.
I'm not very happy with them right now.

2023-08-27 21:36:35

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@npub1yem…3tdu
Damn it!
MOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

2023-08-27 18:00:24

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@npub1v4t…w5q2 @npub1v26…2drz
I'm a little hazy on the specifics, but I've kinda lost my voice a little, also.
It was a good time. Attend a meetup! You won't regret it...much.

2023-08-27 05:25:02

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@npub18ej…7x7w
Yes, spring for the cable that doesn't require the weird drivers. It'll save you some headache. Check the comments to see what people are saying. I've forgotten which is which, but it's probably the more expensive one.

2023-08-26 08:46:08

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@npub167h…0399 @npub1899…md6m @npub1df6…ns3a Thank my bladder for waking me up.
I shouldn't have to worry about my stupid phone OS dev possibly bricking my shit in the middle of the night.

2023-08-17 03:38:27

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@npub1uh7…ce87 I once asked Charlie Camarda what he thought about that movie. He said if they were going to make a movie with only one character, they could've probably picked someone better than her.
I was expecting an answer a little more technical and space-ish, but he's probably not wrong.

2023-08-15 14:07:19

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@npub1hxm…7hx2 Time for my favorite meme.
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2023-08-11 16:50:57

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@npub1aem…r94a I haven't been getting any new follows. You're a bigger blip on the feds' radar.

2023-08-11 00:52:25

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@npub1aem…r94a Nice try spook!

2023-08-10 03:25:42

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@npub1899…md6m Ah, I see. With a bridge do you lose the ability to fund via crypto, LN, etc.?

2023-07-22 14:49:41

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@npub1a0q…3tmr Jiffy Pop on the stove is a childhood highlight.

2023-07-22 14:41:34

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@npub1aem…r94a Source?

2023-07-20 14:12:45

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@npub1a0q…3tmr @npub1uh7…ce87 It's all I watch on hotel TV. I don't know why. When I travel, it's HGTV in the room and Chili's or Texas Roadhouse for dinner. Some kind of combo of depression and "the devil you know" defense mechanism.
That tattooed flamer has been my loyal travel companion for years.

2023-07-20 14:02:23

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@npub1j8u…az5s I'd say that's pretty accurate, given the amount of normie social media crap I see reposted here. I'll proudly own the boomer label, too.

2023-07-04 23:29:23

40 bucks gets you one box of artillery shells and some smoke bombs. What a shitty time to be a kid.

2023-06-27 12:05:36

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@npub19fy…n5nv I need that for ukulele and bass.

2023-06-16 03:59:26

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@npub1uh7…ce87 @npub15h5…wsh9
Damn, my pessimistic outlook record is 473 and 1 now. Hey, maybe you changed his path. Win-win.

2023-06-14 03:05:01

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@npub19fy…n5nv @npub13q3…xsza Yep that's a good idea. I forget about the Prince Albert. The Boswell aromatics were pretty easygoing. They weren't all sticky with PG and crap.

2023-06-06 20:32:37

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@npub1v4t…w5q2 Nothing wrong there. It's just an HK.
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2023-06-02 14:52:21

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@npub1v4t…w5q2
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=6rRIIWo_JeA

2023-05-13 18:02:12

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@npub16rs…2zfj @npub194r…56qs Don't forget pineapple and vasectomies.

2023-05-12 11:47:24

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@npub10h9…cmfp @npub19fy…n5nv That's for damn sure. Our parents are the M5M drones. Local nightly news is gospel for them.
Channel 13 says Trump ate a baby? Must be true.
Channel 2 says the election wasn't really rigged? Thank goodness.

2023-05-01 12:37:10

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@npub19wl…aenr @npub1wpm…a9uj @npub1c89…54wn Well, I guess that'll be the next social contagion. Women will be on tiktok faking orgasms over an extra pickle on their chick-fil-a sandwich.

2023-04-25 17:40:09

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#[0] #[1]
LOL
Sincerely,
A White Male "Racist"

2023-04-21 13:30:34

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#[0] You let me know how that one is...

2023-04-18 11:59:36

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#[0] That got me thinking. They actually messed that part up.
Next time, they'll start to really invest in who's essential and who isn't. It will happen ahead of the crisis. There will be some kind of code on a driver's license, or a special tax form, or maybe a special license plate.
Something to really make it clear to the neighbors that some animals are more equal than others.
That will be our sign.

2023-04-11 16:34:47

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#[0] #[1] Case in point. Found two tins that I didn't know I needed a few weeks ago. I was satisfied. Happy. Ignorance was bliss. Now I'm chasing the dragon again.
But it is good. First bowl in progress now.
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2023-04-11 15:23:12

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#[0] #[1] Screw that. Sumbitch has cost me a fortune in pipe tobacco.

2023-04-01 00:15:07

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#[0] #[1]
Had a bowl of Erinmore Flake earlier. I'd forgotten how fruity it is. I think, based on no real science whatsoever, that it benefits from dumping out the ash fairly frequently. The sweetness and citrus flavors stayed strong throughout when I did that.

2023-03-23 23:17:23

#[0] #[1]
Pipe tobacco I've been messing with lately, in no particular order:
GH Rum Flake/Jamaican Flake
Rattray Marlin Flake
C&D Folklore 2023
My Mixture 965 (Peterson version)
C&D Autumn Evening (maple syrup pancake bomb)
SG Squadron Leader
Bengal Slices
Cobblestone Caffe Mocha Flake
C&D Pirate Kake
Trying to score some Doblone d'Oro.
Waiting on arrival of GH Kendal Flake and Bosun Cut Plug, Royal Yacht, and some PS Sweet Vanilla. Also a Boswell aromatic sampler.

2023-03-11 01:01:50

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#[0] #[1] I gotta disagree on the vasectomy thing. I'm old, snipped, and slangin' dick like it's going out of style. Thirsty ass broads be lined up to get all that broth without the beef.
Or something like that.
Not gonna lie, it was the most miserable thing I've ever participated in, and that includes kidney stones and spinal taps.
Would I do it again?
Absolutely, without hesitation.

2023-03-09 16:39:36

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#[0]
Go on, #[1] tell her your story.