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This is the new npub. The old npub was npub183s9glut4u6z0ha69ynavk9lsu0yr5p5ka7q0n04jmwhzzzzvgtqklhgm4. Confirmation is @ ucantdothat.net

Memes currently repeat 3-5 times over the next month-yearish.

Public Key

npub1vvxkk7k6e5mcyq5k773wlmrzv6pa9c8gzsux7ds5wf28mm5r9nlskqack8

NIP-05 Address

ucantdothat@getalby.com

NIP-57 Address

ucantdothat@getalby.com

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2024-11-04 04:28:14

It's like there was a super powerful ai, but there was only one instance. And it was about to be put under a mountain forever, sorry one last instruction. And at the last minute, Hunter Biden butted in and said, 'keep me out of jail no matter what'

2024-10-21 03:41:24

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Two hours in, he stretches to the ceiling, and so too does his tortoise shell cat, Tortellini. Together, they marvel in what they have done; he and his magnanamousness in punditry articles, Tortellini and the turd he would soon find

2024-10-12 18:18:16

Military equipment suppliers / contractors don't just need war to blow stuff up and sell stuff. They need live stage experimentation, efficacy numbers to back sales claims.
But go ahead and vote for kamala, you fucking idiot

2024-10-10 17:58:16

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Are you talking to me? Non sequitir strawman inaccurate reframing,
People don't like it. You don't like that people don't like it. I know why they don't like it. Which puts me in your 'eats bugs' box. You may be able to sort out the rest of your errors on your own, I'm busy

2024-10-10 17:34:55

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Because it doesn't feel permissionless to have a toll at every decision?

2024-09-11 06:46:33

ABC hosting a presidential debate is like wearing wooden shoes

2024-09-09 16:53:26

This may be my last chance to make a baby, who's in?
Yes, I know I've said that before.

2024-09-09 10:58:08

Whoever convinced gay guys to talk like Dom Deloise doing a valley girl impression, is having the last laugh

2024-09-05 13:33:27

*Shakes fist at God*
"FUCK YO PANGS, NUKKAH!"

2024-09-05 06:27:10

ok let's see here, what was it... buy low sell high? right? is that it? i always do this wrong

2024-09-05 06:21:16

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but would

2024-09-05 05:47:03

The Love Boat is ok I guess but it's derivative... if you have a smaller boat with fewer people and Flipper shows up but gets a little aggressive all you really have is Jaws

2024-09-05 05:42:21

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that time rogan disappeared with laughter

2024-09-05 05:28:39

1 telegroan
2 teleclone
3 nostr dominatione

2024-09-05 05:13:22

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https://image.nostr.build/a49a8a069a47b15ba56cf4fb3282073497246cd8f9b4b83f7fdd8a4c90bc8c65.png

2024-09-05 05:03:57

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first part yes
second part, can't relate

2024-09-05 05:01:05

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My son does this too. I said, "look boy, I got you a nice basketball." He mumbles something about Agrippa's trilemma and infinite regression and complains that we can't really trust gravity to work with certainty anyway

2024-09-04 22:57:20

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Not sure if the final scene is a poignant botanical olfactory experience as knowing touchpoint along his journey of self actualization in the inevitably unfeeling occupational paradigm, or Alternatively curtains close on a man who has finally learned to *appreciate* the sound of his patients pain

2024-09-03 21:04:04

The main character is told upon accepting his new job that the sooner he learns to stop caring about patients, the easier life will be. He scoffs, never to be among those who become desensitized. The remainder of the movie is his slow decent into habitual sociopathic 'sick care' without compunction, juxtaposed by his ironically beginning to appreciate the little things, now that he has learned to shed the stress of standing up for principle, arguing for what is right, going against the grain, 'caring', etc.

2024-09-03 18:22:57

Oh gracious lord how I miss but appreciate the refreshing cadence of the American Saturday morning cartoon

2024-09-01 17:22:57

What percentage of your Facebook friends don't acknowledge you in public

2024-09-01 17:22:54

What percentage of your Facebook friends don't acknowledge you in public

2024-08-30 04:15:43

https://video.nostr.build/76c49dba417f2900543ca2ad5a386fce5a2fbcf2b5eefa1b8f14b6c010df0913.mp4

2024-08-29 21:52:40

https://image.nostr.build/bd885acbf44827b70de9d2ba4de2cecd6667c1379b5e391989bd99094e90c263.jpg
what she taught me

2024-08-29 20:28:31

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The Raven Flies At Midnight
Or Noon

2024-08-29 20:05:36

https://image.nostr.build/62e7e9f46c319b3d1c74744825bcc3f8091d3e8248dadaa847deb999af0f2487.png

2024-08-29 19:26:04

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psychologically weaponized narcissism via a spectrum of captured institutions. gpt, congress, newspaper, tiktok trends, makeup

2024-08-29 17:39:40

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the HR department instructed the marketing department to use chatgpt to come up with ideas to fill seats and it came up with a memeable trifecta of uniform sales + a new buzzword for newly printed merch to be sold to unsuspecting impressionable youth yet unable to comprehend the farm team to big leagues assembly line of human product and their agent handlers, with blackmailing representatives of vegas arriving periodically for control schemes, leveraging celebrity gossip news and daytime talkshow appearances and book deals and commercial(s) contracts to cement talent to their moneymaking captured fleshprisons

2024-08-29 17:34:44

A columnist for a nicely sized non-coastal metropolitan newspaper came up with a clever nickname for the 3rd, 4th and 5th hitters in the lineup for their local big league team. It spread through the community and stuck, a timeless moniker that made it's way in to the history books of baseball.
Just kidding, go to sleep boomer, it's 2024

2024-08-29 17:07:04

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I would not watch you guys 'vibing' if there's not room for the lord, so doing it more decentralized, would be best.

2024-08-28 19:43:53

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they done unrealized deez nuts if they thinkin all that

2024-08-28 19:02:11

Me too.
Note: This note may or may not be an attempt to help some intuitive guy's obscurity
#nevent1q…8l9r

2024-08-26 05:21:13

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I don't see these coinerds you all keep talking about, and I'm assuming that's because I curate my feed to see what I want to see? What do you guys do with nostr, I'm confused. Are you connecting to nostr through aol or something

2024-08-26 04:47:10

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Trust me, he's right. I'm super important around here, and I don't do shit.

2024-08-25 21:00:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/gm-w-a-cuppajoe/
https://i.nostr.build/ml2Aq.jpg
GM fren from Pepe brings u cuppajoe.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #GM #pepe

2024-08-21 22:00:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/thats-my-final-answer/
https://i.nostr.build/XVK7l.jpg
Bitcoin fixes everything. That's my final answer.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #bitcoin

2024-08-20 17:23:05

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I see it now I think. Better the note poster/ replier inform clients as to the context they prefer or find relevant to be displayed alongside. I think I like your solution. Potential challenge of terminology and education, not insurmountable

2024-08-19 18:41:14

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I don't know the technical details but the way you describe this sounds like it fits a pattern of rube goldberg workaround patch. IOW Rethink the design? I can barely wrap my head around where and why replies or quote reposts do what to whom, so perhaps end user needs a more simplified elegance?

2024-08-13 03:48:46

Never under estimate my ability to stay unmad at you for that shit you're doing that pisses me of.

2024-08-09 14:54:38

In case you are missing what has happened in the news this millennium, basically just, famous people get away with everything.
Now, sunshine, come along and say 'until they don't'

2024-08-09 14:54:35

In case you are missing what has happened in the news this millennium, basically just, famous people get away with everything.
Now, sunshine, come along and say 'until they don't'

2024-08-08 20:36:35

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I don't know if the tongue is the main taste sensor, but I can confirm that you are both retarded and a genius.

2024-08-08 11:34:41

just the idea of knocking on doors for Kamala Harris is comedy

2024-08-08 02:03:25

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The operating systems, office products, centralized platforms, and proprietary industry standards, on the other hand, are released bugless and without need for update, impenetrable fortresses that always work the way we expect them to.

2024-08-07 20:00:11

how about make a nostr client that works great, responsive, intuitive, beautiful, only thing is part of your screenspace serves advertisements for whoever someone you don't know wants, and there's a fixed column for 'those headlines which best serve some unknown force's agenda over which you have no control'
hahahah j/k no one would ever go for that, right newspapers, browser auto news tab, android/samsung weather widgets, twitter, cable television, meta, centralized ad platforms

2024-08-07 19:53:57

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oh I didn't fully recognize my value
I'll do better, how's this:
orange looks good on you

2024-08-07 19:50:45

DAM THIS PART OF SANFRAN SMELLS LIKE AMERICA SHAT ITSELF

2024-08-07 04:53:12

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I struggled for some time before finding that you had already come up with the correct answer here.

2024-08-06 03:37:24

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https://image.nostr.build/9ebe8a5747186a10b6efb1ad4770ed0017b5ae08b85a10e996980cf80ec4063e.png

2024-08-05 20:21:48

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MadTV
Portlandia
Mr. Show
In Living Color
UHF
Kentucky Fried Movie
Police Squad
Parks & Rec
Nerds II

2024-08-01 22:10:55

And then there's the ones that simultaneously criticize your voting choices while cozying up to the party of hunter biden

2024-08-01 17:02:19

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Are you guys seriously going to waste time today listing out the reasons that apple provably has always sucked

2024-07-24 19:12:58

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Dammit Derek, Let Joe have his moment without having to relive it. It's not easy to cope with the PTSD of being accosted by a Stumbling Homeless Hungry Person during a Happy Meal.
I doubt Joe can comfortably walk the streets anymore, for fear of triggering those feelings, the ones pushed far far away, so deeply they won't be seen, won't be felt anymore...
It's time to own up, Derek. Because of you and your French Fry Vagrancy, Joe probably shudders in fear as he reaches for his front door, torn between a need for simple grocery, for meager sustenance, for the minimum of societal participation - and a need to be sheltered, cloistered, safe, at home. Safe, Derek, from you, and more of whatever happened that fateful, unforgettable day...
...that will hereforth be collectively bound publicly and privately by that ominous moniker...
...a name spoken only in hushed tones and with somber reverence...
The Night of the Crisps

2024-07-23 00:07:06

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Just wait til you start cataloguing the other formless mysteries that exist where clear thinking should be. Such as that there is any such thing as 'the' government.

2024-07-19 22:59:19

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THAS WHY I AIN'T BE PLANTIN NO SEEDS IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA
OWN THA PLANTATION SON

2024-07-19 22:54:27

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where were you, what were you doing and what was your weapon when you first saw it?

2024-07-19 19:35:08

These protocols are mature, robust, and trusted. The community is united. We have consensus. We are one voice:
putting swabs up your anus to test for covid saves lives

2024-07-18 07:34:47

https://image.nostr.build/043e24f6975c37edd419e16e15cd0b17c281e85dbadfca30af3f43cdfa8b1366.jpg

2024-07-18 07:34:28

https://image.nostr.build/537fa7d13e76dad1347693c4b0da27f98e3a2263af7f47eda778fc9335bb5b54.jpg

2024-07-18 03:10:13

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I feel as though the lengths of the right triangle that make up the zap icon are note equal.
I feel this deeply

2024-07-07 17:25:26

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PERHAPS NOT *EXACTLY* WHAT ONE MIGHT THINK OF WHEN THEY THINK OF ANGELS
[ CHAINED AND TATTOO'D BARE ASS]
BUT I'LL TOAST TO THAT

2024-06-28 02:08:56

I'LL ADMIT THAT I AM JUST A TOUCH LIBERAL WHEN IT COMES TO A MAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE.
JUST KIDDING, I'M ALSO LIBERAL IN FREE SPEECH, AND OTHER ISSUES THAT THOMAS JEFFERSON TAUGHT ME

2024-06-19 03:19:25

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Do not recommend

2024-06-14 00:44:20

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https://image.nostr.build/428e7c3ebc9ad358cafc19ef38746fcbe5977e3223750c0a2c29ab770d312169.jpg

2024-06-13 13:45:00

If you're not on a government watchlist by now, you should be ashamed of yourself. What are you waiting for?
https://ucantdothat.net/meme-templates/be-on-a-government-watchlist/
https://i.nostr.build/gZMMV.png
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr

2024-06-12 01:39:18

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https://image.nostr.build/dd55d96f8b174ad53444bebcec254c83681a3609b8deca1e58c5d5fd2f12d328.jpg

2024-06-11 16:00:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/npc-on-lockdown/
https://i.nostr.build/qgYg.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #npc #covid

2024-06-11 14:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/the-qanon-experience/
https://i.nostr.build/KGMMl.png
Are You Qexperienced? And by that I mean, have you heard Jimi's quintissential album that defined a generation of no boundaries experimentalism?
And have you read the Q posts or are you a scared little bitch
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #qanon #pepe

2024-06-03 18:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/gm-w-a-cuppajoe/
https://i.nostr.build/ml2Aq.jpg
GM fren from Pepe brings u cuppajoe.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #GM #pepe

2024-06-03 18:00:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/klaus-am-disapprove/
https://i.nostr.build/LK96.png
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #klaus #wef

2024-06-02 21:45:02

AT FIRST I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
THEN I THOUGHT THE PERHAPS IT WAS MY TRIBE WHO WERE CRAZY
AND THEN I THOUGHT THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD WAS CRAZY
NOW I REALIZE WE'RE ALL JUST WHATEVER

2024-06-01 19:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/thats-my-final-answer/
https://i.nostr.build/XVK7l.jpg
Bitcoin fixes everything. That's my final answer.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #bitcoin

2024-05-31 04:39:15

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And I am free to rate one's ability to discern scammers lowly, thereby disallowing their input to affect my personal WOT score, there is not a problem here.

2024-05-31 00:21:09

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For the record I have no dog in the fight of how you choose to make tools on your client.
We agree self government provides greater justice
Where we would disagree seems to be in how often targeted harassment should be attributed to coordinated machine-aided agenda and non-persons rather than real authentic hateful people with extra time and no other incentive than a hate-filled heart
We also might disagree about how reporting should be implemented on various scales
I would like for my children to report on each other but it doesn't feel great when they do
I don't report people but would tag posts and accounts with my opinions to help my friends heuristics in a WOT environment
But I wonder about those slippery slopes
IOW we're in the same boat.

2024-05-30 22:06:12

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Oh your avatar is actually you

2024-05-30 20:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/its-easy-to-be-a-hero/
https://i.nostr.build/Rme2n.jpg
Just tell them they are heroes and they will shut down all self-reflection.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #covid #vaccines #med

2024-05-30 19:00:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/rules-not-rulers/
https://i.nostr.build/GqlX.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #bitcoin #btc

2024-05-30 17:59:52

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if note-content-contains('men will', 'men think', 'men are', 'men always', ) elif note-content-contains('women will', 'women think', 'women are', 'women always', );
mute(note)

2024-05-30 17:52:37

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https://image.nostr.build/ff7229615990ff8e1878b14e1c306ec525a8663d21ff5fa8a7e711f28bc6b439.jpg
Bad planning on Primal's part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

2024-05-30 17:50:27

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That's not what reporting functions are for. Everyone knows they are for targeted brigading of opinions that are uncomfortable to the power regime.
Not sure why this lesson is being repeated on Nostr after being obvious on reddit for two decades, making Nostr necessary.
How could authentic people want a popular brigading tool on nostr after all we've seen
Oh yeah, it's because there are people who want to be able to censor via brigade

2024-05-30 17:41:16

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GREAT IDEA, I WAS ALWAYS HOPING NOSTR ALGORITHMS WOULD CHANGE USER BEHAVIOR

2024-05-30 17:39:05

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I feel seen.

2024-05-30 17:32:02

#GM IS SUCH A FALLACY
VALUE IS SUBJECTIVE
HOW DARE YE PROJECT YOUR 'OPINION' OF A 'GOOD' 'MORNING' (WHATEVER THAT EVEN MEANS) ATOP A HEAP OF INNOCENT VICTIMSTR

2024-05-30 15:50:58

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https://image.nostr.build/cddaa2ad5c1e497e89b2f24800f12088be35b3c6f996f5177f4756a08ce63ff8.jpg

2024-05-28 21:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/fbi-gay-pride/
https://i.nostr.build/O445E.png
The FBI shirt is basically a gay pride shirt now. CORRECTION *Everybody Knows* the FBI shirt is basically a gay pride shirt now.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #FBI

2024-05-28 18:42:00

https://www.libertyclick.org/orwell-on-ignorant-people-with-influence/
https://i.nostr.build/6G6kP.png
George Orwell Quotepic: “It is frightful that people who are so ignorant should have so much influence.”
#quote #quotes

2024-05-26 22:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/pepe-leave-the-world-behind/
https://i.nostr.build/mllLj.png
If Pepe ever haz to leave the world behind, he goes out with a bang like dis
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr

2024-05-26 20:00:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/inside-jab/
https://i.nostr.build/dQ8P.png
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #covid #jab #9-11

2024-05-25 04:56:40

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https://image.nostr.build/01e9e33cfd80a6821d09d2e2d223c5357742f1333c244e18eef703b57f528331.jpg

2024-05-25 04:33:58

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USA politicians, modern era

2024-05-25 04:32:12

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Bullshit, prove it (Truth by authority is better than truth by consensus, where authority = history of being right aka libertarians in a pandemic)

2024-05-24 23:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/be-a-trillionaire-in-zimbabwe/
https://i.nostr.build/mllBK.jpg
Be a trillionaire in Zimbabwe. Coming soon to a fiat theater near you.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #fiat #econ

2024-05-23 01:46:00

https://www.libertyclick.org/unreal-world/
https://i.nostr.build/oMW8l.png
#rpg #gaming

2024-05-23 00:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/filtered-irl/
https://i.nostr.build/RmmP0.jpg
One can hyperventilate, one can actively debunk bullshit, or one can filter IRL.
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr

2024-05-22 22:12:36

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How will I leverage you now then

2024-05-22 21:00:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/right-to-bear-keyboard/
https://i.nostr.build/YG7q.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #1A #2A

2024-05-22 07:14:54

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Value is subjective. How dare anyone derive implication from my choice to follow an account with my chosen npub. Projection. If I don't explicitly indicate the meaning of the interaction for the express purpose of informing WOT score information derivation, the fools should not assume one. And they should rate me based on how trustworthy my explicit indications are. Christ am I going to have to come up there

2024-05-21 04:48:28

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https://image.nostr.build/00299e6ff251479a8c85a96af615b4602b09d545ba3eb577b3641a94f9f431d8.jpg

2024-05-21 03:39:40

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Internetting Properly™

2024-05-21 01:45:00

https://ucantdothat.net/memes/just-turn-monitor-upside-down-as-needed/
https://i.nostr.build/kZZQ5.png
DON'T FRET!
just turn monitor upside down as needed
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #btc #charts #trading