Neko

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neko_at_ryona.agency@mostr.pub

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2024-02-26 08:33:07

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@npub1ajw…aj8d @npub1f8l…7frq Not typing like a pretentious fag might be a place to start. Night bud

2024-02-26 08:16:29

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@npub1ajw…aj8d @npub1f8l…7frq What door? What door retard. Lots of doors. There are no doors on the internet. Its a series of tubes.

2024-02-26 08:12:14

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@npub1ajw…aj8d @npub1f8l…7frq I am still curious what invoked the reaction then

2024-02-26 08:09:52

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@npub1ajw…aj8d @npub1f8l…7frq Nobody mentioned pernia however

2024-02-26 07:59:33

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1f8l…7frq @npub1ajw…aj8d :_insane:

2024-02-26 07:54:07

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@npub1f8l…7frq @npub1ajw…aj8d im referring to all the cum.salon shit that mint loves to harp on. Most of the shitposter people use/used twitter. club cyberia etc etc. Half of the shit is just twisted twitter jokes
my fucking feed here is twitter reposts half the time. I dont want that shit here because i already see it on twitter. i like fedi because it "isnt" just twitter, but for some reason the 2 are interchangeable; might have to do with the fact that this is a twitter clone.

2024-02-26 07:19:30

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@npub1ajw…aj8d pretty much everyone you admire here uses twitter you fucking muntstain. what does this have to do with me in particular?
This is like those new people on 4chan who call others redditors. Except you aren't gatekeeping anything. Get a life maybe?

2024-02-26 06:49:20

Weird how I'm still the best poster and everyone loves me in 2024, February 26th, 2:48 After Morning

2024-02-26 06:35:51

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@npub1prx…pc9m suicide is super lame anyway at least try surviving in the woods

2024-02-26 02:25:16

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@npub1sa2…jgrv @npub1wcf…equk @npub1sl8…5emg i saw you scrolling fedi in public yesterday trying to turn your brightness down and constantly looking left and right to make sure nobody was watching

2024-02-26 02:19:26

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@npub1sa2…jgrv @npub1wcf…equk @npub1sl8…5emg are you guys all prison gay or somethin.g start humpin already im just sick of it

2024-02-26 02:15:55

im feeling big tonight

2024-02-26 02:10:22

YouTube Shorts - This new hack in C++ will BLOW YOUR MIND!! 🤯

2024-02-26 02:05:04

Got a huge itch i gotta scratch

2024-02-25 19:59:52

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@npub1yyk…77y3 what if your instance name was called goon cave haha if you know what i mean haha

2024-02-25 19:56:44

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@npub1ajw…aj8d I don't know what "twitter" thing i have done besides make irony poised jokes (hmm i wonder what marseys and soyjaks are about).. have you ever deeply considered that all the jokes and bits you love on some corner of the fediverse are just alterations of Twitter jokes? that these "twitter niggers" you make fun of actually define about half your personality with the cum salon shit and club cyberia stuff etc etc? All this stuff originates from twitter. You are on a twitter clone for fucks sake you tard. About everything you repost are twitter bits.
Stop larping as some internet tuff guy

2024-02-25 19:19:19

hey @npub1ajw…aj8d whats wrong buddy
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2024-02-25 18:30:34

I'm 5 years old i love to have fun

2024-02-25 18:26:14

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@npub1k5q…6562 just adeep ...dark look into my, evil fucked up sinister mind *starts watching gore*

2024-02-25 17:05:23

new worm spotted in 45.6386492, -123.4308015

2024-02-24 21:48:09

Listening to #grey music

2024-02-24 21:47:42

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@npub1935…sz63 Happy birthday dielan

2024-02-24 20:45:11

Does anybody know where my gosh darn beautiful yet astute wife is i lost her again

2024-02-24 20:23:13

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@npub1scj…el3p Cats were onto something

2024-02-24 20:21:53

Birds deserve to die

2024-02-24 20:21:05

Baby bird precious pet until it Dies. Fuck all of our birds. The state bird. Shot it. Birds are faggots.

2024-02-24 05:09:53

whops
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2024-02-24 02:53:21

Milk cravings high Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Need milk Want want want want want want

2024-02-24 02:45:54

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@npub159s…puh9 If i was homeless i would just go to an extremely old coal-mining city and find some old building and hijack it. probably would be very cozy

2024-02-24 02:42:18

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@npub159s…puh9 homeless people have a high quality of life

2024-02-24 02:37:46

Im so evil and fvcked up #evil #dark #horrible

2024-02-23 20:39:20

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@npub1e42…e2c9 yep.. Rubs belly. so true emily, *burps unpleasantly* #FatFuckFriday

2024-02-23 04:20:28

Im so sick of this effin pen

2024-02-23 04:19:54

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@npub1lwt…q3ry Nope

2024-02-23 04:19:02

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@npub1lwt…q3ry Im not joining your gay orgy buddy im in enough

2024-02-23 04:17:41

Hello Fedi #introductions
I love playong with my #toys. my favorite #toy is the #truck. i love to go to the park and #swing. i love #listening to #music with #drums and #pianos in it. I love toy #boats I love to #sing and #dance. I love to play #hide and #seek.
Please welcome my presence. I block people who speak German. Thanks

2024-02-23 04:09:29

Hello #introductions Hey Mastodon I love playing with my toys. I love toys. I love fire hydrants. I love music. I love jumping and playing on monkey bars.

2024-02-23 04:07:03

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@npub16vd…82qu Im 12 years old and I love jumping and playing on swings and my toys

2024-02-22 22:08:17

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@npub14z0…633a Ahem

2024-02-22 22:01:35

You guys would probably really love having sex i bet

2024-02-22 21:58:19

if evolution is real then why cant we jump super high #MastodonScience

2024-02-22 21:53:08

Do you guys ever "jump"

2024-02-22 13:16:57

hey im feelin #big

2024-02-22 13:16:26

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@npub1xm9…e6a9 I so glad

2024-02-22 13:15:09

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@npub1ajw…aj8d No i didnt do that

2024-02-21 23:57:46

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@npub1lwt…q3ry Watch this go nowhere in 2 weeks

2024-02-21 21:30:16

New day new #small

2024-02-21 21:29:48

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@npub1a8y…faew You spelt aspartame wrong

2024-02-21 16:44:36

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1htg…uwmm Thats why its over bud. Thats why its over...

2024-02-21 16:43:11

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1htg…uwmm What's over? You know what's over? Scrobbles are.

2024-02-21 16:10:33

Im only here becasue American Healthcare is a joke. I want my meds. I will be leaving this website soon

2024-02-21 16:03:40

14-Year-Old Prodigy Programmer Who Dreams In Code is getting killed in the rapture. Please send any prayers #GodBless

2024-02-21 15:30:54

Hey fedi lol whats up fedi hey fedi heh whats up hah whats up fedi Its me your bud Nekobit. Whats up? Whats happening? What did I miss? Did revolver release yet? Happy valentines day. What the fuck man?

2024-01-19 15:33:54

Just jacked off to my crossdressing pic and felt enlightened. #jackoffwizard #1000000xpstrat

2024-01-19 01:17:59

#SpecificallySizedBigRat

2024-01-19 01:16:22

I want #vacation 365 days of the year 7 years a decade

2024-01-19 01:13:31

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eating the boogers rn

2024-01-19 01:12:25

picking my nose

2024-01-14 23:09:55

baby seal torture videos ❤️

2024-01-10 16:44:04

did you guys see the picture whee i pissed in a toilet

2024-01-09 20:07:41

i want to make a fedi instance again once i get wormhole out of the freaking ground ehe

2024-01-09 20:06:00

they are teasing and feeding me data like a half broken python markov chain bot and hoping i give out funny results that sound half human.

2024-01-09 20:03:34

i love my below average penis touched by girls with mental illnesses like basic path disalignment.

2024-01-09 00:43:43

I want a bitch with a pussy that smells like wax and when i pull out my dick is bleeding like those rape sharks

2024-01-08 09:43:45

@npub1wcc…3576 Jack's off in yo mouth Busts and blows where it hurts

2024-01-08 09:26:30

I lost the game. Cant sleep. Ehehehehe

2024-01-07 21:18:36

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@npub1x70…cxkp The prize is shame . Need new toilet.

2024-01-07 21:13:41

I can't fucking take it anymore.
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2024-01-06 20:32:51

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@npub1uvf…teda If i could rewrite wormhole by tomorrow it would be Go and not C++ but regardless lines of codes dont mean anything as long as you're solving the problem and thoroughly testing it.

2024-01-06 20:28:33

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@npub1uvf…teda its actually not git gud Aha

2024-01-05 17:01:15

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@npub1ajw…aj8d very cool very swag i like it #wow

2024-01-05 15:58:50

chinese niggers RAPED ME ALIVE during 2015

2024-01-05 14:22:46

it's over ok

2024-01-05 06:15:31

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@npub14z0…633a Do you love me as a person

2024-01-05 06:09:48

Nekobit is a great example of how you can be brilliant and retarded at the same time

2024-01-05 06:06:13

They all laughed at me. They throw bones at me. They called me a dumb retard. They called me spastic. They even wanted me raped and killed. But it turns out I was right. I was incredibly right. I was correct all along. You lost the game. You lost the fucking game. You earned and gained nothing. I gained everything. I'm a huge deal. You played the cards and I won.

2024-01-05 06:01:22

Turns out when we kill every rapist alive we're only going to create The Superrapist who is like the biggest rapist on the planet and will rape every nigga alive. Watch. The. Fuck. Out.

2024-01-05 05:59:21

Ugly Wimpy Whore

2024-01-05 00:44:06

they are studying me behind closed doors. the curtain is shut. the windows are shut. Ive already been investigated. They know everything. Theyve seen everything. (im talking about you, fuck OFF)

2024-01-05 00:40:21

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@npub18q5…hm4t chatgpt lookin ass

2024-01-05 00:34:15

all my apes have been stolen. please initiate plan MONKEY. we are going to kill all the freaks on the planet who took my effing apes.

2024-01-05 00:27:30

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@npub18q5…hm4t im not going to watch thar because you are gay and chinese

2024-01-05 00:19:55

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@npub18q5…hm4t you are super gay

2024-01-05 00:19:17

the rest of us are getting sent into this little thing to get TORTURED and RAPED for 1 billion million years
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2024-01-05 00:14:04

i am being investigated by 1000 gay niggers RIGHT NOW simultaneously RIGHT NOW

2024-01-04 02:20:45

listening to Gore shit

2024-01-04 02:20:19

@npub1ajw…aj8d i love you &+ want to have sex with you Hehe nyep

2023-12-24 15:45:04

Neko bit

2023-12-23 01:23:16

fuck #fail

2023-12-11 03:23:26

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@npub1juk…8q56 press r to

2023-12-11 03:20:47

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@npub1juk…8q56 Point gun to head and press left mouse button

2023-12-11 03:19:53

look at this yummy joyslop i baked today guys #sharingiscaring well it didnt turn out great but it was good
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2023-12-11 03:18:42

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2023-12-11 03:17:07

I think we shuld eheheheh we should hehehehehe more we should hehehehehehe and nyeheheheh a little bit more yep we should hehehehehehehehhehehehhehheh

2023-12-11 03:16:27

Make women happen

2023-12-10 18:01:40

nyejekeheheheheheheebehehehee i love jews nyhehehehehehehheep yep yep neheheheh