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Last Notes

2024-09-04 00:22:20

I’m up to two bowls of bran flakes a day and you all would be jealous of my bowel movements if you could even comprehend them with your constipated brains

2024-08-28 17:22:41

The P in PPPoE stands for Poop.
The P in PPPoE stands for Poopie.
The P in PPPoE stands for Piss
The rest of the letters don’t actually mean anything.

2024-07-17 14:58:48

I like how we switched from the ‘inconvenience’ of owning a server to the alleged convenience of stressing about CPU usage because we’re now leasing someone else’s server and they’ll hit us with a surprise bill cuz someone ran SELECT * FROM... and the query took 120 seconds

2024-05-11 01:39:53

What were we supposed to be scared of after the cold war but before 9/11?

2024-03-31 22:32:30

Suzuki: Motorcycles and cars
Honda: Motorcycles and cars
Yamaha: Motorcycles and pianos??

2024-03-20 17:11:04

"I never received the code"
"It's not the push notification or SMS kind, it's the kind where you open an app that cycles through numbers every minute. Do you remember setting that up?"
"No"

2024-02-07 19:10:35

tbh I hope iPad kids are a real phenomena and they grow up to wreck everything as our punishment for creating this tech dystopia

2024-01-20 03:14:19

You know that lever on an office chair that prevents it from reclining? That shit is like ‘uncomfortable mode’

2023-12-14 20:49:32

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@npub1xjz…6ncl I’ll accept cheese also but I need beans to offset that otherwise I can’t poop good

2023-12-14 20:32:26

Rice is not a acceptable burrito filling

2023-11-10 21:03:39

im at a wedding but i dont drink anymore so im just lookin at the alpacas

2023-10-19 04:08:01

heheh hello boys… heh!!

2023-10-11 20:07:39

Whoop whoop!!
#note18u4…4kmc

2023-09-25 21:10:34

Got some carb cleaner on my lip last night and now it’s numb. This could be the start to a great hero origin story (or numb lip disease)

2023-09-25 18:43:08

How’s everyone doing today? FEDI MAKE SOME NOISE

2023-09-25 18:12:01

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@npub1ygr…cg6z Oh it’s a war of attrition you want then?? I’M GAME

2023-09-25 18:07:35

I have the day off of work folks, it’s gunna be nothing but shitposts
Mute button is here 👇

2023-09-01 20:30:21

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2023-08-05 04:13:19

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@npub1ygr…cg6z That might be a default tbh but it is effective and terse!
I recently got into using my web server configs to redirect known bad user-agent strings and paths (like wp-login.php when I’m not using Wordpress) to a CGI script that prints about a gig of text.
As I’m typing this though, I’m finally working on a more robust CAPTCHA solution. I found a module that takes a number and returns a unicode Roman numeral, so I’m thinkin “What number does this Roman numeral represent?” kinda challenge (idk how to phrase that more intelligently rn)

2023-08-05 03:54:45

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@npub1ygr…cg6z At no point did I actually think to look at their robots.txt… Honestly this is a good ledger of ‘known bad crawlers’ lol.
I found out years ago that (at that time anyways) they had a bunch of regular expressions saved off somewhere to match known spammy/URL shortner URLs so I grabbed those to use to filter my guestbook spam lol

2023-08-05 03:31:39

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2023-06-25 20:48:34

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@npub1ygr…cg6z I picked one up before and discovered they’re crazy sticky. I had to scrub my fingers with dish soap after and still couldn’t get it all off

2023-06-23 22:52:37

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@npub1xjz…6ncl NYC aint like that tho, curious how it compares to others in the USA. it’s probably the older systems like boston that won’t have elevators and shit

2023-06-05 23:16:11

Idk why they named it ‘intranet’ instead of ‘inner-net’