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2025-04-01 20:27:52

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Let’s be honest. So EU Members of Parliament from her party were stealing money. Something like several milions EUR by paying other party members for nonexistent works. She was not directly involved as court stated but she should have supervised her staff thus the verdict. Probably she knew all. Money was for her party. USAID would not pay.
Everything fine? Fine?
Fuck yeah! Just remember that when you are from the left side you would not face the same consequences. For mainly the same there was some guy, leader of left wing party which was not convicted because “he might not have known”.
Remember about our beloved Christine Lagarde. She also was left free.
So Marine was doing the same shitty stuff like other politicians stealing public money but she was not from the rulling club.
But democracy is safe.
🤡💩🖕
Left, right, I do not care
Steal public money. Go to jail.
Fuckers

2025-03-17 20:19:15

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@nprofile…pu3g is the only reliable source in the universe
🫡👌🙏
"Yeah it's tough," one agent says as he walks out of FBI headquarters, "one minute you're planning to kill the president at your government day job and the next minute you're collecting unemployment benefits."

2025-01-11 06:03:59

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Small correction: it’s hopefully not Joe Biden’s inauguration approaching.

2025-01-09 07:29:19

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Point being to solve these problems there should be 0 bureaucrats needed.

2024-12-27 19:34:25

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Excellent piece Frank. Thank you.
My note on Saylor dissrespectors. Don’t blame Saylor for doing his own diligence and running his own business by his own rules. While not being in line with vision of Bitcoin shared by many bitcoiners including myself he is only one of the players in this game. Stronger than many but still one of many. Future of Bitcoin is not determined yet, nothing is granted. There is no final truth. Everyone is free to do what they want.
Bitcoin is freedom.

2024-12-26 17:07:19

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Of course. Thank you for what you’re doing

2024-12-18 19:06:36

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Not sure if I get the point. Sure there are big economical nodes like those on exchanges with lots of liquidity and channels to other important nodes. There are also others like ACINQ, liquidity providers. Still decentralization in terms of Lightning for me means that I can run my node/ nodes and open channels to other.
If those big nodes you pointed out were able to block me from using lightning noncustodial way than this would be dead serious issue.

2024-12-10 08:37:29

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Seems like all in one: on chain, lightning, cashu.
Cool!

2024-12-07 20:30:17

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Either my English is so bad I do not understand the context or I just do not read with understanding.
This post sent by Ben is: a tabloid shows some clickbait article about geoengineering, then 2 randoms elaborate on geoengineering is aerosoles, contrails are chemtrails which are used for all the depopulation stuff which Ben summarizes as legit statement by again right conspiracy theorists.
What in this piece of brain damaged lunacy is worth deeper thinking and reasonable discussion?

2024-12-07 19:32:35

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Guy I expect you can do better. Read this once again slowly and with understanding.

2024-12-07 19:23:33

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Every degen’s lost is some insider’s profit. Those idiots should have learned that through past years. The scheme is always the same and yet those retarded monkeys never learn.
I do not pity the fool.
https://image.nostr.build/389cc036b4f85e0de2d3389887b13b6014e49ea3423eca350b2e5e1d7c4d7bde.jpg

2024-12-05 18:41:35

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Oh shit. My view of Norway was completely wrong. How did I miss that?

2024-12-04 20:08:28

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Where is it taking these photos from?

2024-12-04 09:32:55

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Just let the seller keep the change. Noth sides are happy.
🤌

2024-12-02 10:07:55

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Please explain.
I cannot live in such uncertainty.

2024-11-28 22:06:37

Self custodial #lightning is quite easy to use now. I had some problems with that a time ago but now it seems to improved a lot.
The simplest thing is @nprofile…ctjf embedded node on the phone. Simple, quick, works like charm. It may break but fund will be restored on chain easily. I broke my first node, not sure how. Now the second one is just working.
The other setup I use is @nprofile…32nl LND + @nprofile…q7y6 Hub with AlbyGo or Zeus and NWC to zap seamlessly on Nostr.
I have just today spun CLN node and connected to Zeus to test BOLT12. Just like that. Getting some incoming liquidity with Olympus is also quick job (paid elm invoice from other wallet).
Right, when it breaks it is all up to me to restore it. This is not for average Joe who might have problem choosing right program on his washing machine but still it is great progress.

2024-11-28 17:37:47

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EURO was doomed to fail since its birth. Monetary union without fiscal union cannot work. There will always be instability which requires constant ECB interventions on bonds markets.
Germany was pushing for common Euro currency to gain advantage over other members which had weaker currencies what was making them competitive on markets. It worked for a while. Germany enriched themselves over other countries like Italy but then the house of cards begun to fall. So countries with tighter fiscal discipline like Ze Germans had to start to pay for Greeks and rest of southern Europe. As difficult times come it will become standard.
This is the fair game as presented by Eurozone: one day you steal from others and the other day they exploit you.
Go to hell!

2024-11-26 05:59:46

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GM
Did they sleep the whole bear market instead of inventing new scams? Lazy bastards.

2024-11-25 12:36:44

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Could you please elaborate? I think I do jot understand? Do you reffer to capturing hash power —> block space?

2024-11-25 12:25:57

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This list might not be complete but let me try. I hope I do not mess around
L1 - settlement layer, utxo on Bitcoin blockchain
L2 - lightning, liquid, whatever bitcoin that is locked down on L1 and might be redeemed by user. I know there are differences
L3 - ecash which can be minted/ redeemed on some L2 bitcoin
L4 - paper bitcoin, custodial like on exchanges, custodians, ETFs
I do not think this list is complete but I would like to make a point that bitcoin as a form of money may be used in many ways. The way/layer you use depends on availability and purpose. One might have utxos in cold storage as long term deposit, pay for goods/services with lightning, sent ecash to family and friends, buy ETFs for official retirement account, gamble on exchange with options.
Average Li somewhere in south east Asia might be using custodial government approved lightning wallet and still get better that using devalued currency which is nit accepted anywhere outside his country.

2024-11-25 09:22:47

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Great! I am the only one in my area but the roof antenna will help me.

2024-11-22 13:43:51

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Handmade in America.
Best quality.

2024-11-21 09:02:32

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Appreciate his integrity.

2024-11-18 11:46:09

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These numbers are hopeless. Anything below 2 is going straight up lower the next years. Just math. Rates are compounding. Low fertility leads to even lower in the future.
But there is hope!
Remember those fields in Matrix where humans were grown? This would work. I wonder if Ursula discussed that with WEF.
😗

2024-11-18 10:08:50

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This is EU blueprint.
Do not forget to put parrents abusing THE LAW in solitary confinement.
🖕🤡🌎

2024-11-16 19:03:05

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Damn!
I wish I could read.

2024-11-14 16:38:34

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They don’t even try to pretend.
Always full retard.

2024-11-11 18:46:20

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🌶👌

2024-11-11 18:26:17

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Didn’t this consolidation ruin all the work done coinjoining not only for the utxo owner but also other coin join participants?

2024-11-11 17:22:59

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Everything is going to be fine as they have got plenty of cheap energy from reliable sources so that their manufacturing can expand … wait, what?
Damn, maybe there is still hope that EUR will weaken making their products competitive on the markets. Germans will appreciate it and gladly accept their EUR savings goin to shit, even without negative interest rates which ECB will gladly reinrtroduce soon … wait, what?
At least Germany is as it always was safe and well organized country … wait, what?
🫡🤡💩🖕

2024-11-06 16:55:46

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Thanks to @nprofile…5frw I listened to @nprofile…s0sn podcast for the forst time and they’ve got me at once. Thank you. This is really refreshing. Good job.
🫡

2024-11-04 20:25:24

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This is the way.🫡

2024-11-03 14:31:40

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Let’s see if this is the final straw that breaks socialists’ party back in Spain.
What do you think? Will it change anything on political scene?

2024-11-03 14:02:52

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GM and GN

2024-11-01 20:23:37

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Did they vaccinate him first?

2024-11-01 09:03:10

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It is not that simple Inguess.
Take as example WW2 and put in charge of any side someone mentally unstable/ obsessed with overwhelming power in his country and this point on the curve will be probably in infinity.
Other scenario. Attacker is exhausted and seeks peace but the other side wants revenge at higher cost. This again pushes the end war point into higher cost areas.
What Bitcoin changes is that most of the conflicts might end at preparation phase when attacker realizes that he has no means to procure enough resources.

2024-10-30 17:00:32

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First of all I do not believe anyone really exchanged any money for those multimillion Jpegs. It was rather part of “pump” phase. Retail was actually buying them for 100s and 1000s and they got rekt. Fuckin scam but not the last one

2024-10-30 16:52:36

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I respect your right to run your business your way. As DYI user I say thank you but no, thank you.
🫡

2024-10-29 17:39:03

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A hero we all deserve.

2024-10-26 20:56:57

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If population of Bitcoiners is described with standard distribution then you might just be outlier. Nothing extraordinary but I really envy you. I went through regular route starting from Bitcoin, then messing up some small part of capital with shitcoins, got burned with Luna, sold immediately all this shit for BTC and never touched it again. Thankfully I had hard threshold of 3% max allocation in shitcoins but anyway I lost because it is the purpose of all this scam.
But I took this lesson with gratitude. The cost was reasonable. I learned it well.

2024-10-24 20:05:59

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Boomer Leftist iTard
Sounds good for me
———————————
Sent from my iPad
🤌

2024-10-23 07:25:27

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GM GM
And on that meme let me put contrarian thesis.
If government or actually any bad actor (including your neighbour) knows you have something incommon with that Bitcoin thing then when desperate he will come to you and threaten to hurt those very people you care the most and wish to protect, to force you to give him bitcoin. And you will do this.
Lay low. Keep calm. Care about opsec. Paranoid adveserial thinking is a virtue.

2024-10-22 14:42:08

So I have now my first @nprofile…vna7 node set up. S3 TDeck Supreme. Working fine but I am in Meshtastic desert. No node nearby. I need to work on that.
Not only I had no time for my current shannenigans but now I added now project to the stack. Thank you Nostr.
🫡

2024-10-22 14:27:40

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Yeah @nprofile…q7y6 hub is pretty much the UX that is needed for Regular Joe even if he want’s to become Uncle Jim.
👌

2024-10-22 12:24:42

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GM GM

2024-10-22 04:58:59

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GM GM

2024-10-21 09:36:07

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Yep, working just fine.

2024-10-21 07:17:11

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Bitcoin is not only for the allies.

2024-10-21 05:40:44

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GM GM

2024-10-19 17:02:53

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Yessir!
Oh I mean NO Sir!
Keep up the good work Luke.

2024-10-19 16:56:09

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Significantly different.
It does not mean US or any western economy is fine. Just this is completely different level.
It was not only economy but the whole package of repression, invigilation, lack or significantly reduces private property rights, closed borders, lack of even basic supply in the shops. Shit it was world from nightmares.
Now people tend to forget. Some don’t believe. Some words lost their meaning. Communism meant place when even hope has died. We still have hope. That’s why we are here.

2024-10-19 16:49:14

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Yes. It took years of development from Marx’s idea through all those „but it was not real communism”
Lenin started bud Stalin had most of the parts in place
No property rights, everything nationalized, no private food production, military-industrial complex.
If you look at western democracies none of these is in place antybakteryjny scale but is implemented partially. Yep, more smart. I would rather say it is crony capitalism than communism. Differences are to significant for me. Moreover, big money rules the world and those guys know that in communism they cannot thrive but only in crony capitalism. Big money will never allow to go full commie.
One note. Those WEF bastards are marxists for sure. There I have no doubt.
I might be wrong cos I know shit but I know what communism was. I remember the 80. luckily not in Soviet Union but it was shit anyway. Far from what is now in the West.

2024-10-18 19:30:56

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While I agree with your stance on democracy (especially western liberal ones) I would not compare USSR economy or in general any communist country’s economy to western countries. This is different animal.
In communism economy is fake. People fake work, government (which owns everything) fakes paying them, fakes providing services. Taxes are fake because the wages are so low because government steals this money and then the money is just lost.
Military complex is enormous black hole which sucks all the capital from the economy. Military do not pay directly for any good or services it needs. If USSR wanted to move 5 armies 2000km for some propaganda set up exercise they just did that. Railways moved that stuff and never got paid for that. And it was in any case, any investment that went for military or general government stuff was just done and never paid. This whole type of economy is fake from the bottom to the top.

2024-10-18 13:30:26

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Good luck with that
🫡👌

2024-10-18 09:39:35

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GM GM

2024-10-17 19:04:34

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Man don’t blow the house out.
I hope this time no electric drill accidents.
Take care.

2024-10-16 19:32:54

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This is the way I like it. Stealth mode. I can have it put on my desk and everyone would take it as some loose power adapter or other uninteresting stuff. Good job.

2024-10-14 09:17:09

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2024-10-13 08:20:24

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Quite inefficient way of poisoning. Like gas during IWW. Unless you want to target everyone including your fellow men.
Moreover, you need huge number of people involved in this conspiracy including standard technicians that at leas will close eyes do not tell anyone.
I do not buy this. Ockham’s razor at work.
I’d rather stick to “Epstein did not kill himself” level.

2024-10-12 17:18:52

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What the hell? Did New Zeeland navy forgot they live on the island and all their security and future depends on navy? FFS
It used to be country that 20years ago I was thinking about as great place to settle. Goos that I failed to do it.

2024-10-12 16:46:37

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Back in a day women were not allowed at ships at all.
Well, but ships were sinking anyway.

2024-10-12 16:22:38

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Excellent sport! I would like to see it on next Olympic Games.
👌

2024-10-12 14:48:57

@nprofile…jejf , how much free disk space do I need to #haven?
I’ve got some old Linux laptop to mess around. I’d like to check it.

2024-10-08 19:22:37

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Even if it is single one it makes a difference. When there are 2 of them (from different vendors) then they can play with MCU in quite complicated set.
More here
https://blog.coinkite.com/understanding-mk4-security-model/
And also if you prefer Guy’s read
https://fountain.fm/episode/5kdybDzg6HJHLxEajAyS

2024-10-08 06:54:58

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Small update: I bought incoming channel. This thing is really a Thing!
Oh and of course I did not read any manual not even watched any tutorial. This is that intuitive that even some random guy like me who knows shit can set it up in 15minutes or so.
#start9
#albyhub

2024-10-07 08:54:05

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Out of which funeral is the cheapest. Choose wisely.
😎

2024-10-07 07:23:05

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GM
Wise words
😎

2024-10-06 09:48:46

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Might be „Let’s kill this internet money once and for all” episode 2137
or as you said a way to distract audience from bigger things.

2024-10-06 08:22:17

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Could you add some comment for the guys like me who maybe understand the idea but not the actual flow? Do you use nostr to coordinate the coinjoin transaction?

2024-10-05 13:37:23

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From now on only single coffee a day before noon.

2024-10-05 09:16:27

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Qouls be dunny AF but I agree it is not likely to happen. I also wonder if we are about to revisit 58k in 3 years when this cycle bottoms again? Maybe ETFs + options on them will not allow such drawdowns?

2024-10-05 08:02:44

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Israel is almost done with Gaza and now they will go for West Bank. The most humanitarian army in the whole world and so the state.
Now, to make things clear, no one in so called western liberal democracies cares. But also in the region also no one gives a shit. Their neighbors anly worry what happens when Palestinians are expelled from West Bank to Jordan. Paliestinians are being played as an asset. Disposable asset.
That’s the world we live in.

2024-10-03 14:00:06

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Zap for zap. I will not let the bot over-zap me.😎

2024-10-02 19:42:10

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Please check my notes under @nprofile…ll0t original post. Look at the map. There is still minority of the EU countries blocking this proposal.
As usually EU Commision will be putting some pressure on those who block that. If this outrageous idea was not thrown away at the very beginning there must be strong consensus at the top of beurocracy that this must be implemented along with others like „hate speech” or „misinformation”.
I am not an expert in this matter. I know I know shit. I might be mistaken but I do not see it as any kind of win so far.

2024-10-02 17:16:03

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Sorry to say that but the reports of its death might be greatly exaggerated.

2024-10-02 13:37:12

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First of all, please check what is this Council and what are its accomplishments, then you will understand what is this hearing worth.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliamentary_Assembly_of_the_Council_of_Europe
Now, it is important to remember that all those 300+members are those the same people that in some time in the futurenwill be voting for so called „EU chat control” if it is accepted now by EU governments.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/19/24181214/eu-chat-control-law-propose-scanning-encrypted-messages-csam
In the end it might be just political game between the EU and UK+US. If Julian was some threat to them they wouldn’t have any hearing at all.

2024-10-01 17:48:23

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Wow, that was easy. Really intuitive. So now I’ve got my LND linked to Alby Hub which is also connected with my Alby account. Then I connected @nprofile…6759 so I can zap like there is no Tomorrow 😝
Don’t forget Alby Go. Great stuff.
Next thing is to play with inboud liquidity.
Shoutout to @nprofile…q7y6 and @nprofile…32nl

2024-09-30 19:57:44

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Yesss! That’s my plan for tomorrow. 👌

2024-09-26 14:52:57

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Just quick question: apart of testing this new wallet what is the advantage of using it over last Samourai wallet, assuming it was installed directly from APK and connected to own Dojo?
Moreover, would Ashigaru work with RoninDojo?

2024-09-25 10:59:51

#wherostrsupport
Are there any plans to implement DMs in Wherostr? What kind of DM?

2024-09-25 04:56:14

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No, that’s not what I said. If some of the members of two sets are related it does not mean that all of them are related. Again, absolutes and generalization in terms of real life are oversimplification and false.

2024-09-24 19:48:11

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I would not expect anything else from any government. They will break any agreements sooner or later.

2024-09-24 17:39:55

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Just 2 cents from my side.
Everything looks differently from different places. There is a view from North America where people have to pay taxes for the war in some remote place when Russian is actually not a threat until things escalate and ICBMs start flying.
There is different view from any place in Eastern Europe where people know what was to be under Tzar Russia/ USSR regime. There is only change in the name but Russia remains the same for them.
There are different views in Ukraine and I am sure not everyone finds this war the same way.
Everyone has its own view and a right to have it.
@nprofile…ctjf has its own view and so does @nprofile…t7m0 and even though I know shit I also have my own opinions about this was. I’d rather have discussion on that than calling the other people names only because they tend to have opinions different than mine.

2024-09-22 12:43:32

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A hero we don’t deserve but desperately need.

2024-09-22 12:15:27

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And note that the wildness level rises exponentially with the number of kids.

2024-09-22 12:09:53

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1. Agree
2. Could you please guide me to some document about privacy focused used of LN? I am definitely newbie to Lightning and so far I understand that I can spend privately while receiving is more troublesome..

2024-09-18 19:23:31

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wait, what parody are you takin’ about? FFS

2024-09-18 11:18:29

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1992 was realy great year for metal. I remember ll those popping out one by one:
Danzig: How the Gods kill
Black Sabbath: Dehumanizer
Megadeth: Countdown to extinction
Body Count
Alice in Chains: Dirt
Iron Maiden: Fear of the Dark
Ministry: Psalm 69
WASP: Crimson Idol
Tiamat: Clouds
Rage Against The Machine
There may have been sucha year later in the 90. but never more. It is the past.
„All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”

2024-09-16 11:09:28

#wherostr @nprofile…6759
#nevent1q…xwgs

2024-09-15 16:01:59

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Two more things:
1. Relay list was synchronized between iPad and iPhone. How can it be? App does not have access to iCloud and should not collect any user data.
2. My private relay is .onion and I am not sure if it is even working on this app. I cannot add it because the app says it cannot connect. So what relay am I using now?

2024-08-05 13:24:26

#shitposting 2.0
Good Afternoon
https://m.primal.net/JooY.jpg

2024-08-04 18:01:14

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HODL On To Your Butts

2024-08-02 14:47:43

#music
I remember when it was released and imagine kids that MTV was playing music that time. Long time. Never comes back.
https://youtu.be/n3r9KWth84Y

2024-08-02 08:20:04

Day4
100 pushups +100 pullups
Damn I am stupid monkey. When I am at Twitter I honestly do not know what is the truth. It's like, I can see some info, try to understand, check other sources and I think I get the point. Then new post comes and, wait, this is important and this changes the view 180 degrees. Shit, again. But then some new info, well, I was wrong again. But, wait a minute, how did I missed that? And it goes and goes. No matter what is the info. Whether is it just some guy hit another guy for saying something or the central bank is commenting some move on the interest rates there is always some misunderstading, some misleading biased comment, some blatant lie.
I know I am not the smartest ape out there but why so stupid?
1993 Clawfinger - The Truth
https://youtu.be/BRjqx1bdSiA?si
#shitposting 2.0 #100pushups

2024-08-02 05:56:57

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Yep, it’s me. And I’m fine with it.

2024-08-01 19:10:26

Good evening
Every day is a good day of you are not in a hospital. I’ve been today. Luckily as a guest but anyway stay healthy
Day 3
100 push-ups + 100 sit-ups till 100k
#shitposting 2.0 #100pushups

2024-07-31 06:08:42

#shitposting 2.0
Good morning
Learning from own mistakes sounds good enough but in my case I do it and then run into just another mistake and again it goes.
Day 2
100 push-ups + 100 sit-ups till 100k

2024-07-30 17:39:48

#shitposting 2.0
Fuck misery
Fuck pain
Fuck my fat
I’m doing 100 push-ups + 100 sit-ups till 100k
And if I fail I won’t give a fuck
Day 1

2024-05-02 19:36:18

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I guess WasabiWallet team run out the knees to bend. Maybe their fiends at Chainanlysis could help. I hope at least sharing utxo data with chain surveilance still works fine. I am not sure which 3letter agency may advise. Maybe GFY.
With all due dissrespect …

2024-04-27 08:51:31

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Retardinals :)