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woof. autistic pupper writing at npub1exkqxtshekq9t2lsqs856ulpy73q9qrw6yncs9lavku8udzy84fqycghjt.
#NostrDogs

Public Key

npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu

NIP-05 Address

pup@bitcoinbarks.com

NIP-57 Address

pup@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxy0kjrr0gzvghsdjk0q7kee5sk5s638zdcz0j393wt075lf2fyjgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet593z8au

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nos.lol

premium.primal.net

relay.shawnyeager.com/inbox

Author Public Key

npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu

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Last Notes

2025-05-02 15:29:47

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
Most of us missed out on the "perfect" time to buy bitcoin, but it's always a good time to buy bitcoin.

2025-05-02 15:28:01

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They should just make it June 20, 2026 so it's a palindrome... (at least in America...)

2025-05-02 15:25:06

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Have a few sats as a consolation prize. 💜

2025-05-02 15:23:24

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I can't wait to see the Australians do this...
https://media.tenor.com/5Wpca6ftlTkAAAAC/breakdance-raygun.gif

2025-05-02 15:14:35

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I'm going to stack a few sats because at this point I'm addicted to stacking sats...

2025-05-01 16:27:01

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Me: what's all this op_return stuff all about?
Also me: ooh, a dog!
https://media.tenor.com/n7h6fBLJ0n0AAAAC/%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B4.gif

2025-05-01 15:49:41

I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I've been on nostr for nearly two and a half years, or the amount to which it has matured and improved in that time...

2025-04-30 15:35:17

@nprofile…rzrk
Additionally, a "follow all" (or "mute all" in the case of a mute pack), would be a cool addition.
#nevent1q…mtxq

2025-04-30 15:10:40

Wen "mute packs"?

2025-04-29 20:32:39

OK nostr, I want to make a Dogs of Nostr follow pack. Please shill me your favorite canine npubs. 💜🐕🦴
#NostrDogs #Dogstr #asknostr
#nevent1q…xd5q

2025-04-29 00:32:47

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Uniting! 😂
https://m.primal.net/QgmJ.png

2025-04-28 16:58:58

When we hit $1M, there may be signs...
https://m.primal.net/QgTb.jpg

2025-04-27 17:58:29

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https://m.primal.net/QfPg.png

2025-04-25 17:55:17

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https://m.primal.net/QdFX.jpg

2025-04-25 11:21:17

Last time I remember Cramer saying "Mr. Bitcoin" was about to go down big was late January, 2023...
#nevent1q…umrz

2025-04-25 01:01:15

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You can believe ~1% of what you see/hear on MSM, but you can believe ~2% of what you see/hear on YouTube and podcasts.
Alternative media for the win!

2025-04-23 13:44:52

When the orange pill fails to land:
https://m.primal.net/QaaG.png

2025-04-22 17:47:08

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Same.
nevent1qqsfa0m4klf9cdvgk3zqu2y3a5ckuwl97qusy0ekzezs3hn9m38g00sppamhxue69uhkztnwdaejumr0dspzqc376gvdaqf3z7pk2eur6m8xjz6jr2yufhqf72yk9edl6na9fyjfqvzqqqqqqyffdv0j

2025-04-18 16:18:52

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@nprofile…f00q? 😂

2025-04-18 13:42:25

#coffeechain
https://m.primal.net/QUvU.jpg

2025-04-11 21:00:01

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Future? But I use them every day! 😭

2025-04-11 20:08:25

It's very difficult to sort bitcoin vs nostr apps into folders on your phone...
I've just put many apps into both folders... 😅

2025-04-11 12:27:00

GM nostr. Volatility is therapy.

2025-04-09 17:59:45

My price prediction: Higher, but also maybe lower.
#nevent1q…wecg

2025-04-09 17:32:23

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Lmao. A $3k 5min candle at that.

2025-04-09 17:30:05

Dan's really gonna have me tracking down some samoyed owner so I can get a new pfp. 😅
#nevent1q…578z

2025-04-09 16:08:23

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The funny thing about this is that, for the most part, I have no idea what client the people I interact with each day use.
While this will be my 5th consecutive year of conference FOMO, it would be fun to attend both meetups just to see who attended.

2025-04-08 20:22:19

I'm just asking for cheap sats for another 8 days until I get paid, that's all.

2025-04-08 17:09:17

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For your kind donation of 0 sats, I've followed you back until I determine if you are a bot of not.

2025-04-08 15:12:57

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Lol. I cropped it because it had a typo and I didn't feel like fixing it. 😂
https://m.primal.net/QIgE.png

2025-04-08 13:51:32

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How's this?
https://m.primal.net/QIcb.png

2025-04-08 13:43:05

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💜🦴💜
https://m.primal.net/QIcO.png

2025-04-08 12:31:44

Free market bitches! Good as long as the @nprofile…fm4n promo.
#nevent1q…f6nt
https://m.primal.net/QIYk.png

2025-04-07 14:51:17

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Somehow missed that you were writing a book. You don't seem to mention it much. 😂

2025-04-07 14:43:18

I don't write enough. As soon as I start typing my thoughts tend to organize and come together so much more nicely than they do in my head...

2025-04-07 12:16:31

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He's so cute! 🥰🦴

2025-04-06 21:55:15

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Amen.

2025-04-06 02:50:47

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https://m.primal.net/QFpI.gif

2025-04-06 01:49:33

https://m.primal.net/QFnP.jpg

2025-04-05 16:25:40

Bitcoin is currently down 7.51% on the month. The S&p 500 is down 12.19% over the same period.

2025-04-04 22:39:18

I can't wait to see ETH/BTC fall below 0.02. 🥰

2025-04-04 17:54:33

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No. My birthday celebrations consist solely of getting a drink after leaving the fiat mines for the day.

2025-04-04 16:07:27

The Dow is down nearly 1500 points today and Bitcoin is green. 🥰

2025-04-04 15:42:41

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I feel like this is the one thing that could be clarified, just so people aren't following #askopenly npubs only to have them never post any more notes.

2025-04-04 15:39:20

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Interesting. So each question generates its own npub?

2025-04-04 15:37:56

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https://media.tenor.com/xzgdSPfD0_4AAAAC/michael-saylor-second-best.gif

2025-04-03 20:20:27

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Please tell me this isn't real...

2025-04-03 14:43:45

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I feel this on a spiritual level.
Found some small titanium keyrings I really liked a while back, so I bought 30 so they'd always be on hand. 😂
https://m.primal.net/QCxE.jpg

2025-04-03 01:22:32

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I don't know the details of the situation and how it's played out. Just happy to see that she's likely safe.

2025-04-03 01:14:33

Maya Parbhoe has posted on Twitter:
https://m.primal.net/QCTb.png

2025-04-03 01:02:57

Finally some good news. Thank you @nprofile…djmq.
#nevent1q…2t47
https://m.primal.net/QCTC.png

2025-04-03 01:01:38

#nevent1q…229s
https://m.primal.net/QCTA.png

2025-04-03 00:36:43

Hoping @nprofile…swp6 is safe.
https://m.primal.net/QCRo.png

2025-04-02 23:24:37

"Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. President, it's too much."
- Donald Trump, April 12, 2016
#nevent1q…y4h2

2025-04-02 21:35:44

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Did some April Fools not realize what day it was when you shared that note? 😂

2025-04-02 17:03:15

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It's pretty slick. Was especially happy to see that I didn't have to pay an invoice for a custom ln-address.
https://m.primal.net/QBrz.png

2025-04-02 15:20:16

Does everyone's phone look like this?
https://m.primal.net/QBsX.png

2025-04-02 14:10:22

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😍

2025-04-01 21:26:37

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Meanwhile I've done ~50 lightning transactions in the last 3 days.

2025-04-01 21:24:16

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Zero.
I try to transact on-chain as infrequently as possible.

2025-04-01 17:07:40

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Goals.

2025-03-30 18:33:57

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In Primal, just shows up as eyes and you being tagged twice.

2025-03-30 16:02:22

GM nostr. Happy Sunday.
#coffeechain
https://m.primal.net/KMpz.webp

2025-03-30 15:59:33

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Yeah, I made up a white dog to preserve my privacy. 💜

2025-03-29 20:17:38

#NostrHeroes @nprofile…ad8w
V2 (Hidden Left Ear Edition)
#nevent1q…40ps
https://m.primal.net/Pxdh.png
https://m.primal.net/Pxbt.jpg

2025-03-29 19:53:26

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It's very good at hallucinating it's own ability to remember things...

2025-03-29 19:43:09

#NostrHeroes @nprofile…ad8w
V2 Update
#nevent1q…52h2
https://m.primal.net/Pxbs.png
https://m.primal.net/Pxbt.jpg

2025-03-29 19:38:04

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I'm down. Where can I find general descriptions for the enemies?

2025-03-29 19:36:11

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Want to DM me the details of what you're looking for?

2025-03-29 19:31:56

#NostrHeroes @nprofile…ad8w
#nevent1q…g375
https://m.primal.net/PxbR.png
https://m.primal.net/PxbS.jpg

2025-03-29 19:26:39

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LFG!

2025-03-29 19:24:21

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One more version:
https://m.primal.net/Pxaj.png

2025-03-29 16:27:11

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Average home price in 1944:
3.61 tons of ground coffee
Average home price in 2025:
33.6 tons of ground coffee

2025-03-28 18:27:26

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Does a strike autoconversion to fiat to pay a bill count?

2025-03-28 18:12:07

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Now I just need someone to make an npub with access to a ChatGPT API that we can zap to get these illustrations made automatically. 😂

2025-03-28 16:04:10

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https://m.primal.net/PwPb.png

2025-03-28 14:58:39

#NostrHeroes
#nevent1q…5a0u
https://m.primal.net/PwMz.png

2025-03-28 14:25:24

Nostr is my favorite place in cyberspace.
#nevent1q…h85q

2025-03-28 13:13:01

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You're in! 💜
I quote-noted the original post from @nprofile…fxj5 that led to all of these.
nevent1qqsfek5tnfyz7hlwcwmv37yljl5qagk9rg8w362fns6j407l3uzrxtgpzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnwq3qvgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfysxpqqqqqqzprqynl

2025-03-28 13:10:31

#NostrHeroes @nprofile…wgyx
#nevent1q…gjv3
https://m.primal.net/PwIu.png
https://m.primal.net/PwIv.png

2025-03-28 02:37:40

#NostrHeroes @nprofile…v947
#nevent1q…0753
https://m.primal.net/Pvsi.png

2025-03-28 02:30:39

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LFG! Can't wait to see if I get any updates!
I've had so much fun generating illustrations for these under the #NostrHeroes tag. 💜

2025-03-28 02:05:36

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I do like how cohesive they are and how well they incorporate the avatars.
@nprofile…kgja 's turned out epic!
nevent1qqsf6xym23wtdmmj0hrmtsx6qzyqj8s0je9a3a53e6fck2r3sd2swugpzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnwq3qvgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfysxpqqqqqqzgnmqrh

2025-03-28 02:03:23

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That's entropy for you...
I somehow ended up as an orc...
nevent1qqsr53rf25cqyx3ptkakvxwvxtt775xld2ztmz72878qj5gnh5nenespp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyp3ra5scm6qnz9urv4nc84kwdy94yx5fcnwqnu5fvtjml4862jfyjqcyqqqqqqghlxyde

2025-03-28 02:02:01

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Bonus points if they have a unique avatar or photo! Those make for the most unique outputs! 💜

2025-03-28 02:00:56

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If you see people posting these feel free to tag me! I'll be happy to do them as I'm able!

2025-03-28 01:54:37

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#NostrHeroes
@nprofile…j4mj
https://m.primal.net/Pvrv.png
https://m.primal.net/Pvrw.jpg

2025-03-27 19:59:00

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https://m.primal.net/Pvbe.png

2025-03-27 19:57:31

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There's more now!

2025-03-27 19:35:29

#NostrHeroes
#nevent1q…mmvs
https://m.primal.net/PvZp.png

2025-03-27 00:58:13

https://m.primal.net/PuYh.png

2025-03-27 00:54:06

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https://m.primal.net/PuYZ.png

2025-03-27 00:46:09

https://m.primal.net/PuXq.png

2025-03-27 00:40:59

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nevent1qqswpnl53hzm805h56tpmn4ct5uu9z9pxawrlvfchhq93a6pa4fh0lgpzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnwq3qvgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfysxpqqqqqqzd746fy

2025-03-26 18:50:37

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https://m.primal.net/PuDo.png

2025-03-26 18:16:34

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😍

2025-03-26 18:13:25

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https://m.primal.net/PuBq.png

2025-03-25 14:09:49

You haven't finished backing up your keys until you've successfully restored from the backup.
https://m.primal.net/Psdq.png

2025-03-25 13:57:00

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1KB?
I mean this tag is 924 bytes, but it's excessively large for the task.
https://m.primal.net/PsdK.png

2025-03-25 13:47:30

You can just write a lightning address to an NFC tag.
https://m.primal.net/Pscp.png