andrewwardell
Andrew Wardell

“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt

Sorry you mistook me for a good person.

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Last Notes

2024-11-20 06:58:54

Definitely not contemplating a bogan LOTR parody where the main character is called Dobro Baggins right now, not in the least...
#DobroBaggins

2024-11-06 07:31:07

I said this last time and I'll keep saying it regardless of who's winning: the ability to see politics as a game comes from a place of *immense* privilege.

2024-09-11 21:28:27

https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/7f140a65d5a4a3e4f4def0b1c5696dd3ebc9bd73ba7bbb8ce1b295657a4d4d4d.webp

2024-08-12 10:00:33

...I didn't even know breakdancing is an Olympic sport now.

2024-08-01 20:59:37

It's 2024, of course my shoes are incompatible with my computer keyboard 😒

2024-07-29 21:15:19

The best way to start a new week at work 😒 https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/3bcbf4540251ce509fe15bcbee457544dc05092c6a9bcc9f3098a139bc84dbb7.webp

2024-07-29 18:48:34

Realised this morning that the chorus from 'Problems' by Salmonella Dub has the same melody as 'Carol of the Bells' and I'm never going to be able to unhear that now.

2024-07-28 23:32:53

I feel bad for George. Sorry the strategy didn't pay off, fella. #belgiangp https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/5fc04b4fba1b27a318c1d215e034718e574539670c00a83352c4c7e9e050c8c0.webp

2024-07-23 21:26:07

Anyone else have those days where a calendar appointment pops up on your desktop and you think "when TF did I agree to that!?"

2024-07-21 18:58:35

ROFLMAO! Max Verstappen complaining about drivers moving under braking 😂😂😂 #hungariangp

2024-07-21 18:54:00

Zero to drama in less time than it takes for McLaren to finish a pit stop #hungariangp https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/45f13fe4dbc608e46e2e376ac1bd9f85a0aa1004c047b8e4c38668a4692af727.webp

2024-07-20 01:57:59

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Lol, I know the guy (not know him know him, but know who he is) I'll take that mistaken identity as a compliment 😅

2024-07-16 22:43:59

Pretty sure neither Tricky nor Aaron Spectre are on the fediverse, but I'm into you two! https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/c8b88ec6c3f50fba600ccf98474e2f879f0014877c7d84c0609f220cfd2e5f00.webp

2024-07-14 21:39:03

Quick test to see if cross-posting from OpenVibe before I take a break from social media for a while. I expect I'll be back by the time they add support for Threads.

2024-07-11 17:19:01

The guy sitting in the airport departure lounge wearing a Meta Quest and Surface Headphones is so 'Ghost In The Shell' It's hilarious.

2024-07-09 13:13:30

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

2024-07-08 14:02:04

As the spouse of an academic and Uni staff myself, I'm pleased to see the outcome of Siouxie Wiles Vs. UoA. https://media4.giphy.com/media/jHk54auaCekP2YxiVV/200.gif

2024-07-05 19:11:39

Just because it has a removable back doesn't mean it has a user-replaceable battery. This is 2024, lower your expectations.
https://m.gsmarena.com/nothing_cmf_phone_1s_removable_back_covers_revealed-news-63593.php

2024-07-02 12:36:01

Ok, first of all, what!?
Second of all, What!?!?
https://open.spotify.com/album/5zncNknK8hrQyTTVWpUyAf?si=D1bbN3qdRlSeaFyKYYKcAw https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/722a3a1adca8f2bcc7e8875a4abba5ab3cec106e6a258c35a19387a9804f67ce.webp

2024-07-02 12:18:07

Whomever programmed the playlist at Dynamic Earth is either a) a shrewd marketer or b) an altworld version of me.

2024-06-11 19:06:27

You can't tell me they did that by accident. https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/bca11fee1d8727be342ed39530688ff473009f72165d17ec40384b12c3992b6b.webp

2024-06-11 18:24:42

Well, it's been six months since I last checked and nobody's even trying to combine all the fediverse networks into a single app...oh wait https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/007c606454be4e30c6b7d29494054396df4f4b29717806a1106cdc253a422f8e.webp

2024-05-26 16:39:30

Shout out to K-Mag for sticking to his guns... by waking up and choosing violence. Again. See you in a few, my dude.
https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/e1ebb92c03fd9741c6cd2469fc0330c7ff4444f07a04bb7683008f955c483945.webp

2024-05-11 21:46:53

"There's no way that could be localised entirely within his kitchen..." #auroraborealis https://nostrcheck.me/media/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/cd4cf5af741c04f9e1d126c7facd417037ba9a3b34725ef2917e61ecaade739e.webp

2024-04-05 00:00:48

Yeah, if we could all agree to just fucking *leave it down there* that would be great.
https://www.wionews.com/science/gigantic-ocean-found-700km-below-earths-surface-706834

2024-01-30 21:55:04

Ya, think I've already seen this 'Black Mirror' episode 😑
https://www.androidauthority.com/neuralink-first-human-control-phone-3409307/https://media0.giphy.com/media/k79Lb0P5ELeYo/giphy.gif

2024-01-20 00:07:38

Well...colour me intrigued
https://www.androidauthority.com/plex-store-launch-2024-3405170/

2023-12-16 23:45:37

A local ventilation company embracing the Christmas spirit https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_4176796759821111071702770310.webp

2023-12-10 00:00:59

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At least Signal have the good sense to work around this:

2023-12-09 23:24:53

There are absolutely no words to adequately describe how much this disgusts me:
https://www.androidauthority.com/apple-google-push-notification-surveillance-3392252/

2023-12-04 21:54:07

Them: "...but why do you use Plexamp when Spotify exists?"
Me: https://www.androidpolice.com/spotify-leave-uruguay-outright-pay-artists-fairly/

2023-12-01 00:04:57

So...now we know this is a thing
https://www.404media.co/google-researchers-attack-convinces-chatgpt-to-reveal-its-training-data/

2023-11-28 23:05:47

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellington-city-councillor-teri-oneill-defends-decision-to-post-flyers-of-christopher-luxon-david-seymour-and-winston-peters-as-genitals/A2EOLZYVPNENFM7YEZO7B2MZ24/https://media4.giphy.com/media/5xaOcLDE64VMF4LqqrK/giphy.gif

2023-11-23 19:53:42

Oh shit, it survived the washing machine! https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_6289642309931164771700769189.webp #campfireaudio #headfi #pins

2023-11-23 07:19:11

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I hear he’s great at speed cooking.

2023-11-23 07:14:50

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Welcome back to NZ (assuming I got the timeline right) hope you aren’t trying to buy fuel in Auckland or cheese anywhere! 💸💸We’re still terrible drivers who couldn’t share the road if we had a gun to our heads and we somehow managed to elect a government who are the *polar opposite* of the one we used to be so praised for.
…seriously though, hope the culture shock hasn’t been too big and that you enjoy being back :)

2023-11-23 06:54:51

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https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8476399822212687061700722480.webp

2023-11-23 06:42:43

One of these fediverse services is going to get the full Malcolm Tucker experience from me one of these days…but for now, hi! 👋