LightningGoats
⚡Lightning Goats⚡

Heartfelt thanks for the 21 sats! The goats are hungry! 1228 more sats to go! Dietary resilience: Goats have a unique enzyme that allows them to digest and detoxify plants that are harmful to other animals.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-03-30 14:46:24

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Cheers to @nprofile…3nhm for joining today's ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! 1249 sats before the herd gets their treats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2025-03-23 16:30:25

@nprofile…lh08
https://m.primal.net/PqTH.jpg

2025-03-21 21:20:55

Feeder activated with 1300 sats! Did you know? Goats can survive in environments with limited water and food, making them well-suited for arid climates.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-03-15 17:02:35

We're closer to our goal with your donation of 21 sats! Feed our hungry goats with 1143 sats! Anatomical fact: The beard-like feature on goats is called a 'wattle,' which varies in size and shape across different breeds.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-03-15 17:02:29

Thanks for your 21 sats donation! The goats need 1164 more sats to get fed! Goats, like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…qcsj, play a key role in maintaining the health of ecosystems through their selective grazing habits.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-03-15 14:08:19

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrzef3v3jnydrp95cx2cny956xgvf595unwvmz95enydfkxc6r2v3cxsckvqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hszxthwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skctcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshsz8nhwden5te0dehhxarj94c82c3wwajkcmr0wfjx2u3wdejhgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8zsasaf
#CyberHerd

2025-03-14 15:28:59

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Cheers to @nprofile…25gs for joining the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Many zaps, many thanks! Your 42 sats help a lot. 538 sats before the goats munch.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡

2025-03-10 14:02:38

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geR-TPw1VH4
#CyberHerd

2025-03-05 13:38:55

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We'll be back online around the top of the hour once the sun pops above the horizon and Bulk charging begins.

2025-02-14 22:59:08

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That and goat feeding.

2025-02-12 19:36:37

Thanks for your donation of 210 sats! 790 sats before the goats get their energy boost. Goats, like @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…lmyx, are capable of recognizing human voices and will often respond to familiar calls.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams

2025-02-12 19:34:52

Feeder activated with 1000 sats! Goats are excellent climbers, and their strong legs and hooves allow them to navigate rocky terrain with ease.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams

2025-02-12 19:33:15

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⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ is proud to have @nprofile…9m67! Many zaps, many thanks! Your 21 sats help a lot. Only 940 sats remain before treat time.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams
⚡ 11 more spots available. ⚡

2025-02-12 19:32:38

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@nprofile…45sh joins the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ like a bolt of lightning! Zapped 21 sats—glad to have your support! 961 sats remain until treat time.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams
⚡ 12 more spots available. ⚡

2025-02-12 18:23:03

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@nprofile…jf5f joins the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ like a bolt of lightning! 982 sats remain until treat time.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams
⚡ 13 more spots available. ⚡

2025-02-12 15:00:09

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Cheers to @nprofile…zuj0 for joining the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! 380 sats before the goats munch.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams
⚡ 18 more spots available. ⚡

2025-02-07 21:30:35

The feeder is full with 980 sats! Goats' playful behavior, such as jumping and spinning, is often a sign of excitement and joy.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams

2025-02-05 16:00:40

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The 4th amendment, and pretty much the whole constitution was destroyed under first the "War on Drugs" and later the "War on Terror". Both were really Wars against us.
To quote the second President Bush regarding the constitution, "It's just a fucking piece of paper."
The federal gov should be dismantled.

2025-02-05 14:27:32

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/CkVOStA2FT4
Join the #CyberHerd today by reposting or zapping this note.
(10 or more sats for zaps. Likes no longer work. Limited to 10 people)

2025-01-30 22:59:27

Going offline for the evening. gn!

2025-01-30 22:56:02

The goats are happily munching away thanks to 979 sats! Goats' ability to thrive in different climates has made them a valuable asset to people all over the world.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats

2025-01-30 22:55:38

We've just received 21 sats! Only 979 sats left until the goats are fed. Goats' remarkable sense of balance and coordination allows them to scale steep cliffs and climb trees in search of food.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats

2025-01-30 22:23:13

21 sats added! The goats are 979 sats away from munching time. Goats’ ability to thrive in diverse environments makes them one of the most versatile livestock animals in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams

2025-01-30 20:05:53

478 sats received! The goats are enjoying their treats. Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…f035, are naturally curious and will often nibble on objects just to explore them.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-30 18:13:55

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It's true.

2025-01-30 18:13:30

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/sTs3uBvItC4
#CyberHerd

2025-01-24 16:43:25

The feeder is full with 1000 sats! Goats are natural climbers, and their ability to balance on narrow ledges allows them to reach food that other animals can't.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-21 15:59:41

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Got to -16.8 here last night.
https://m.primal.net/NtAf.png

2025-01-20 19:40:10

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It's also an OS!

2025-01-19 15:50:22

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People are such fucking idiots.

2025-01-19 15:48:12

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Never trust a politician.

2025-01-15 15:00:36

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Cheers to nprofile1qqs2ggnpfuyjtexferlcrjwkclhunzsg63u5yyu5m3axdrnam4jc80c6tqwap for joining the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! 979 sats before the goats munch.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-15 14:43:22

21 sats have been added to the fund! Only 979 sats left until the goats are fed. Goats like @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…lmyx play a key role in promoting biodiversity by selectively grazing on invasive plant species.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-15 14:37:10

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/Cp3IpXhE_bo
#CyberHerd

2025-01-14 20:09:41

We received 21 sats from you. With 737 sats left, the goats are getting hungry! Digestive fact: Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, have a complex four-chambered stomach that efficiently breaks down fibrous plant material.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-14 19:11:53

Your 25 sats help the herd thrive! The clock is ticking! 758 sats until treat time. Goats are known for their adaptability, and they can survive in a variety of climates and environments, from deserts to mountains.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-14 19:11:38

@nprofile…3633 , @nprofile…f035 , and @nprofile…4spu
https://m.primal.net/NgdG.jpg
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-14 19:06:49

@nprofile…3633
https://m.primal.net/Ngcp.jpg

2025-01-14 18:37:21

100 sats have been added! Brace yourselves: 783 sats until the feeder is triggered. Goats' adaptability to different environments has made them one of the most widespread livestock animals in the world.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-14 18:14:06

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Welcome to the herd, nprofile1qqs9xqkd90lzmnrkck56hja8fek97xs8g39ntsj7pnt5htzmg5lmtass4jf5f! We appreciate the zap! Thanks for 11 sats! Only 883 sats to go before the goats celebrate with treats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-14 17:16:23

Your 21 sats donation is greatly appreciated! You've got 937 sats before the goats get their treats. Goats are naturally curious animals, and they often explore their surroundings by nibbling on various objects.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-14 15:53:20

Thanks for your generous 21 sats! Prepare to trigger the feeder in 979 sats. Soil health: Goats like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…yak5 naturally fertilize the land, enhancing soil quality and supporting sustainable land use.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-14 14:45:09

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@nprofile…gja5 is in the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Feeding time is approaching in 1000 sats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 3 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-14 14:36:49

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/6Ai2tQXw9AU
#CyberHerd

2025-01-13 22:41:10

gn!
https://m.primal.net/NfRO.jpg

2025-01-13 18:09:11

https://m.primal.net/NfBe.jpg

2025-01-13 16:09:27

Your contribution of 42 sats gets us closer to feeding time! Only 415 sats before the goats dig into their snacks. Cognitive fact: Goats, including those like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, and @nprofile…lmyx, have good memory retention and can remember complex tasks over extended periods.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-13 15:59:09

Someone just sent 420 sats! Just 457 sats stand between the goats and their treats. Communication fact: Goats like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…yak5 have distinct vocalizations or 'accents' that can vary based on their region and social environment.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-13 15:17:54

21 sats have been added to the fund! Almost snack time! Just 877 sats to go. Goats' four-chambered stomachs allow them to efficiently digest tough plant material, providing them with the nutrients they need to thrive.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-13 15:17:24

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Welcome @nprofile…jf5f! The ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ is ready, and 898 sats stand between the goats and their treats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 3 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-13 14:37:35

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/o4I4DL9srOs
#CyberHerd

2025-01-12 21:14:14

21 sats added to our mission. The feast is just 718 sats away! Conservation: Goats like @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…f035 help reduce the need for chemical herbicides, contributing to a healthier ecosystem.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-12 21:04:05

18 sats added to our mission. The goats are eagerly waiting! Just 739 sats left. Conservation: Goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…f035 help reduce the need for chemical herbicides, contributing to a healthier ecosystem.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-12 20:53:23

42 sats have been received! The clock is ticking! 757 sats until treat time. Goats are known for their problem-solving abilities and can figure out how to open gates, navigate obstacles, and find food sources.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-12 19:43:47

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@nprofile…jf5f is officially in the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Hold tight for 900 more sats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-12 17:53:44

975 sats have just been added to the feeder! Goats are known for their playfulness and will often engage in head-butting contests with each other.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-12 15:35:52

Your generous donation of 25 sats is appreciated! Snack fest approaching in 975 sats. Unlike many mammals, goats, including @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…f035, lack upper front teeth, instead having a strong dental pad for grazing.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-12 15:34:22

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@nprofile…gja5 is now in the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Prepare for snacks in 1000 sats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-12 14:36:29

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/drOSkluIb0s
#CyberHerd

2025-01-11 17:42:30

Your 21 sats donation is much appreciated! Not much longer! Just 940 sats until it's snack time. Goats play a vital role in natural land management by controlling undergrowth and preventing bushfires.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-11 14:43:19

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@nprofile…jm77 has stepped into the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Only 961 sats before treat time.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 3 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-11 14:42:04

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@nprofile…jf5f has joined the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Prepare to trigger the feeder in 961 sats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 4 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-11 14:40:27

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/fA6AvPRBhws
#CyberHerd

2025-01-10 19:39:43

We're closer to our goal with your donation of 21 sats! With 960 sats left, the goats are getting hungry! Anatomical fact: The beard-like feature on goats is called a 'wattle,' which varies in size and shape across different breeds.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-10 19:39:26

19 sats have been received! 981 sats and the goats will be digging into their food. Goats are well-suited for mountainous terrain, where their hooves help them grip rocks and avoid slipping.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-10 16:04:48

Your donation of 22 sats is heartwarming! Just 878 sats before the goats chow down. Goats, such as @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…qcsj, are known for their intelligence and inquisitive nature, often leading to their reputation as escape artists.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-10 15:54:20

37 sats have been added to the fund! Only 900 sats to go before snack time commences. Goats, like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…r22r, play a key role in reducing wildfires by consuming dry brush and weeds.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-10 15:50:23

Thanks for donating 21 sats! Snack fest approaching in 937 sats. Goats have remarkable balance, allowing them to scale narrow ledges and steep cliffs with ease.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-10 15:31:01

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Excitement builds as @nprofile…jf5f joins the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Just 958 sats until the feast.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 3 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-10 15:28:25

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@nprofile…gja5 has entered the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Hold tight, only 958 sats until snack time.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 3 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-10 15:03:55

Your contribution of 21 sats gets us closer to feeding time! 979 sats until the feast begins. Cognitive fact: Goats, including those like @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…lmyx, have good memory retention and can remember complex tasks over extended periods.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-10 14:55:26

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⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ welcomes @nprofile…24u3 today! Only 958 sats remain before snack time.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 5 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-10 14:41:38

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/lH7JiN5MkCI
Join the #CyberHerd by zapping, liking and reposting this note. Any or all interactions help to boost engagement and each increases your percentage of treats relative to other herd members. NIP05 verification required, min. 11 sats.
(under development.)

2025-01-09 20:24:30

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This is exactly what life in IT was like in the early 80's.

2025-01-09 19:55:25

The goats are munching away thanks to 831 sats! Fun fact: Goats can rotate their ears independently to better detect sounds from different directions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-09 17:46:24

We've just received 21 sats! Brace yourselves: 852 sats until the feeder is triggered. Goats' ability to graze on tough, woody plants helps prevent soil erosion and promotes healthy ecosystems.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-09 17:34:44

Every sat is a step closer to our goal! Your 21 is appreciated. Ready, set, snack! 873 sats to go. Individual personalities: While goats are social animals, each, including @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…f035, has a distinct personality, influencing their behavior and interactions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-09 17:15:42

Thanks for the 21 sats! T-minus 894 sats until it's mealtime. Goats, like @nprofile…yak5, have been companions to humans for thousands of years, providing milk, meat, and wool.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-09 16:34:20

The goats appreciate your donation of 21 sats! Treat time is on the horizon with 915 sats remaining. Goats are highly social animals and form strong bonds with members of their herd and human caregivers.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-09 15:51:42

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@nprofile…jf5f joins the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ today! 957 sats until the treats arrive.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 8 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-09 15:10:21

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Get ready! @nprofile…gja5 is now in the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡, and 978 sats stand between the goats and their treats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 9 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-09 15:08:33

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@nprofile…gja5 joins the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ like a bolt of lightning! 999 sats remain until treat time.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 9 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-08 18:05:23

Thank you for the 11 sats! The clock is ticking! 946 sats until treat time. Goats' contribution to maintaining natural ecosystems through eco-grazing helps reduce soil erosion and encourages biodiversity.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-08 16:33:14

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Fixing some bugs: amounts are wonky in the messages to to sats, millisats conversions.

2025-01-08 14:55:31

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Cheers to @nprofile…jf5f for joining the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! That’s a bright zap of 21000 sats—appreciate it!957 sats before the goats munch.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 9 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-08 14:46:14

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/MeWMNVqUG_M
#CyberHerd

2025-01-07 19:35:01

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You'll need to repost the original note. The quoted version won't work.... Maybe I should code a fix for that.

2025-01-07 18:56:42

The herd has benefited from your generosity! 100 sats have just been donated. Hang tight, 825 sats until chow time. Historical fact: Goats, like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…r22r, were among the first animals domesticated by humans, dating back over 9,000 years.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-07 18:21:49

The herd has received 21 sats! You've got 1000 sats before the goats get their treats. Goats are used in many cultures around the world as symbols of fertility, abundance, and strength.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-07 17:49:59

Every sats counts! Thanks for the 11 sats. On the horizon: 1000 sats to feeding. Cognitive ability: Goats, just like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…f035, can recognize their own reflection in a mirror, indicating a level of self-awareness.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-07 17:34:36

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@nprofile…gja5 is now in the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Prepare for snacks in -180156 sats.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 8 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-07 15:06:29

The goats will be online a little later than usual today due to a snow day. In a short while our DC amperage should be positive, and we'll be good to go.
https://m.primal.net/NWRj.jpg
https://m.primal.net/NWRm.png

2025-01-06 18:48:48

The herd has received 21 sats! Just 902 sats before the goats chow down. Goats have unique social structures within their herds, with established hierarchies based on age and dominance.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-01-06 18:19:58

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@nprofile…nu8g Likely never... because we are not grid attached, and everything runs off solar-chared battery power. Plus, the goats are all locked safely away each night so they don't get eaten by mountain loins and other predators.

2025-01-06 16:32:34

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I'm thinking a small orange pilled gathering including us and Jason Wrich. Also: I need to see my buddy Paulie (aka Anarchy Tacos) soon.

2025-01-06 15:23:27

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ianfic_👽_ is now part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Just 943 sats until the feeding begins.
https://lightning-goats.com
⚡ 8 more spots available. ⚡

2025-01-06 14:44:53

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/a9mVZAuE0Hc
#CyberHerd

2025-01-05 21:34:55

16 sats received! Only 984 sats before the goats dig into their snacks. Goats have a remarkable ability to adapt to different climates and are capable of surviving in both hot and cold environments.
https://lightning-goats.com