LightningGoats
⚡Lightning Goats⚡

https://lnb.bolverker.com

Pura Vida!

The ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ solar powered goat feeder and live stream is online from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).

Sats sent during this time will trigger the feeder once treats reach 100%. Use the QR code in the video to send treats or zap the herd here on nostr.

Join today's ⚡CyberHerd⚡ by reposting today's #CyberHerd tagged note and you'll be added to our home rolled prism and get sats every time the feeder is triggered.

(limited to the first 10 nip-05 verified plebs)

Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

NIP-05 Address

herd@lightning-goats.com

NIP-57 Address

herd@lightning-goats.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxd84men85p8hqgearxes2az8azljn08nydeqa0s3klayk8u7rddspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmnyk67er6

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relay.damus.io

relay.nostr.band

nostr.oxtr.dev

Author Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

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Last Notes

2024-11-18 14:22:03

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/vpeqD9Gv5pg
#CyberHerd

2024-11-17 18:03:25

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gm! https://image.nostr.build/9887ec2ff91e82aebc3a8339c52f92a0daf296f58a1600d3d330b940316fb1f1.png

2024-11-15 14:37:48

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@nprofile…wjsn is in the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Feeding time is approaching in 695 sats.
https://lightning-goats.com
7 more spots available.

2024-11-15 14:35:49

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@nprofile…jf5f joins the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! 695 sats to go before it's grub time.
https://lightning-goats.com
8 more spots available.

2024-11-15 14:09:45

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/2WTt-qtIsYA
#CyberHerd

2024-11-11 18:58:49

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Spend the day with the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡, @nprofile…qwap! Your part of this feeding is 59 sats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-11-11 18:58:41

Your generosity of 111 sats helps tremendously! 872 sats before the goats get their energy boost. Goats communicate using various vocalizations, which change based on their emotions and environment.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-11-11 18:55:28

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I'd join that shit.

2024-11-11 18:50:37

Thanks for donating 42 sats! Only 986 sats to go before snack time commences. Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…f035, are highly social animals that enjoy the company of their herd and will often form close bonds with others.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-11-11 15:29:18

100k by the end of the day.

2024-11-11 13:59:46

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/J8P5DwyU5rM
#CyberHerd

2024-11-06 18:23:41

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Most likely.

2024-11-06 18:21:21

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This should be good.

2024-10-31 15:09:55

The herd has received 47 sats! Counting down: 1279 sats until food falls from the sky. Goats can live in herds ranging from just a few individuals to over a hundred, depending on their environment and needs.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-31 15:03:19

We've just received 21 sats. Almost there! 1330 sats until the goats gobble up their chow. Communication fact: Goats like @nprofile…qcsj and @nprofile…f035 use bleating as a primary form of communication, which varies based on their emotional state and needs.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-31 13:58:44

2024-10-30 21:36:44

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⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ welcomes @nprofile…jf5f with open hooves! Just 1350 sats until it's snack time.
https://lightning-goats.com
9 more spots available.

2024-10-30 19:12:21

Thank you for your 42 sats! 1350 sats and the goats will be digging into their food. Misconception correction: 'Fainting' goats do not actually faint; they have a condition called myotonia congenita, causing temporary muscle stiffness when startled.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-30 18:09:40

Your donation of 100 sats helps us reach our goal! Mark your clocks and check your blocks: 1192 sats left for feeding. Goats like @nprofile…r22r are excellent at foraging for food, often consuming a wide variety of plants, including those that are toxic to other animals.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-30 16:03:08

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Same as it ever was.

2024-10-30 14:51:04

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Corporate fomo and rapid hyperbitcoinization.

2024-10-29 14:40:07

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
The ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ solar powered goat feeder and live stream is online from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).
Sats sent during this time will trigger the feeder once treats reach 100%. Use the QR code in the video to send treats or zap the herd here on nostr.
https://youtu.be/NfUW2YLcskA
Join today's ⚡CyberHerd⚡ by reposting this #CyberHerd tagged note, and you'll be added to our home rolled prism and get fed with the goats every time the feeder is triggered.
(limited to the first 10 nip-05 verified plebs)

2024-10-28 15:06:13

Snack time for the herd, thanks to 101 sats! Goats are highly adaptable animals and can live in a variety of environments, from deserts to mountainous regions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-27 22:32:41

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I think you're good to go in most cases. Whenever possible encrypt your entire disk.

2024-10-27 21:31:38

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Slightly more free in the sense that one can choose to hodl instead of spend. If Trump was based, or whatever you call it, he'd just eliminate taxes altogether and just inflate instead.

2024-10-27 21:02:56

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You've just received 74 sats, @nprofile…jf5f, from the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-27 17:49:09

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Congratulations, @nprofile…jf5f! You've earned 148 sats from your ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ activities.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-27 17:49:08

The feeder is full with 3000 sats! Goats’ strong front legs allow them to rear up and knock down branches to reach food that is high up.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-27 17:07:08

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You need a keyboard combo, an install disk to boot to, and a payload.
Interestingly enough, if I recall, you could at one time do an internet recovery on your Mac. If this is still the case. Boot into recovery set a root password, and set up ssh to accept connections. From there you can deliver payloads and gather information outside the constraints of the 10 minutes.

2024-10-27 17:06:10

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2024-10-27 15:01:20

500 sats have just been added to the feeder! Goats are known for their playfulness and will often engage in head-butting contests with each other.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-27 14:51:21

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@nprofile…gja5, 198 sats have been credited to your account by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-27 14:24:22

We've received 101 sats! Only 975 sats before the goats dig into their snacks. Goats are incredibly agile creatures, and their strong legs help them jump, climb, and balance on uneven terrain.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 19:22:02

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Enjoy your new 76 sats, @nprofile…jf5f! Brought to you by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 19:22:01

The feeder has been triggered with 1500 sats! Goats' unique ability to climb steep cliffs and trees makes them one of the most agile farm animals.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 18:07:44

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Hey @nprofile…gja5, your wallet just got beefier with 79 sats. ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 18:07:40

Feeder activated with 1500 sats! Goats are known for their ability to climb and jump over obstacles, earning them a reputation as escape artists.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 17:02:53

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gm!

2024-10-26 16:56:52

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gm!

2024-10-26 16:56:42

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gm!

2024-10-26 15:22:30

We've just received 84 sats. Almost there! 893 sats until the goats gobble up their chow. Fun fact: Goats like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…f035 are known for their exceptional sense of balance, helping them navigate rocky and steep terrain.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 15:18:44

Thanks for your generous 500 sats! Hang tight, 979 sats until chow time. Soil health: Goats like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…f035 naturally fertilize the land, enhancing soil quality and supporting sustainable land use.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 15:13:49

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74 sats for @nprofile…gja5. Join the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 15:13:45

500 sats received! The goats are happily munching away. Goats are known for their strong sense of hierarchy within their herds.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 15:13:08

The herd has received 1000 sats! Prepare to trigger the feeder in 499 sats. Goats are known for their strong sense of community and will often stay close to their herd for protection and companionship.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 15:11:12

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Your wallet just got 51 sats, @nprofile…gja5, courtesy of the ⚡ Lightning Goats CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 14:55:21

Your 23 sats help us reach our goal! Just 1477 sats stand between the goats and their treats. Goats' playful behavior, including jumping and head-butting, is often a sign of happiness and well-being.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 14:32:20

The herd is feasting after 1279 sats were added! Did you know? Goats have a unique ability to digest plants that are toxic to many other animals.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-26 14:16:44

Your donation of 101 sats is heartwarming! The clock is ticking! 1376 sats until treat time. Goats, such as @nprofile…lmyx, are known for their intelligence and inquisitive nature, often leading to their reputation as escape artists.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 20:14:00

Thanks for your 21 sats donation! Mark your clocks and check your blocks: 1424 sats left for feeding. Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…f035, play a key role in maintaining the health of ecosystems through their selective grazing habits.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 19:57:33

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Check your wallet for 148 sats @nprofile…gja5, the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ feeder is dispensing treats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 18:08:28

The goats are feasting after 21 sats were added! Goats can produce up to a gallon of milk per day, depending on their breed and diet.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 18:07:27

Thank you for your 1507 sats! Prepare to trigger the feeder in 1 sats. Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, have a natural curiosity that leads them to explore and investigate new environments.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 17:59:10

We've just received 21 sats! Only 1476 sats before the goats celebrate with a feast. Goats have been used in fire prevention efforts, as their grazing helps reduce the risk of wildfires by clearing dry brush.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 17:27:27

1000 sats received! Thank you! On the horizon: 485 sats to feeding. Nutritional fact: Goat milk is not only popular globally but also easier to digest than cow's milk due to its unique protein structure.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 16:54:20

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You've just been rewarded, @nprofile…gja5! 146 sats added by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 16:54:15

The goats are feasting after 1482 sats were added! Goats can produce up to a gallon of milk per day, depending on their breed and diet.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-25 14:34:30

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Do reality checks multiple times a day. Test to see if you are dreaming. Try to fly. Move your hand through solid matter. Are the laws of physics suddenly malleable? Is there a lack of continuity?
Tell yourself again and again, "This all is my mind. I am dreaming."

2024-10-24 23:12:44

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73 sats have been sent to you, @nprofile…jf5f, thanks to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-24 23:12:41

725 sats just triggered the feeder! Goats' ability to eat high-fiber plants helps them thrive in environments where food sources are limited.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-24 16:16:08

Your contribution of 21 sats gets us closer to feeding time! 846 sats before the goats get their energy boost. Cognitive fact: Goats, including those like @nprofile…yak5 and @nprofile…r22r, have good memory retention and can remember complex tasks over extended periods.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-24 15:31:28

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Taxation is extortion.

2024-10-24 15:26:47

https://m.primal.net/Lglu.png

2024-10-24 15:21:22

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Lizard friends hang out here too. We usually get a few who spend the Winter inside with us.
https://m.primal.net/Lglg.png
#lizards

2024-10-23 22:46:43

Almost time to shut down the feeder and go out to forage.
https://m.primal.net/LgAd.png

2024-10-23 22:21:47

A donation of 111 sats has been received! Snack time countdown: 1051 sats to go. Each goat, including @nprofile…lmyx, has a unique voice, helping them recognize each other within the herd.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-23 21:17:24

Thanks for your 42 sats donation! The wait continues: 1159 more sats to go. Goats, like @nprofile…f035 and @nprofile…lmyx, play a key role in maintaining the health of ecosystems through their selective grazing habits.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-23 20:38:32

The herd has received 42 sats! Hang tight, 1202 sats until chow time. Goats are used in many cultures around the world as symbols of fertility, abundance, and strength.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-23 20:37:37

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Welcome @nprofile…jf5f! The ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ countdown has begun. 1259 sats left.
https://lightning-goats.com
7 more spots available.

2024-10-23 15:58:28

72 sats have been received! Only 1232 sats before the goats celebrate with a feast. Goats' strong sense of community helps them thrive in herds, providing safety and companionship for their members.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-23 15:02:06

21 sats have been received! Just 1297 more sats until the goats chow down. Goats are well-suited for mountainous terrain, where their hooves help them grip rocks and avoid slipping.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-23 14:19:50

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The dad jokes definitely carry a lot more credibility now. well done, Sir.

2024-10-23 14:15:29

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@nprofile…3p35 steps into the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! 1337 sats until snack time commences.
https://lightning-goats.com
9 more spots available.

2024-10-23 14:15:17

Your donation of 21 sats helps us reach our goal! 1337 sats to go before it's grub time. Goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, and @nprofile…lmyx are excellent at foraging for food, often consuming a wide variety of plants, including those that are toxic to other animals.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-23 14:04:41

The ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ solar powered goat feeder and live stream is online from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).
Sats sent during this time will trigger the feeder once treats reach 100%. Use the QR code in the video to send treats or zap the herd here on nostr.
https://youtu.be/ao97BNgrqJs
Join today's #CyberHerd by reposting this note .

2024-10-23 13:52:42

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Yep. Pretty much like all of Tibet and Nepal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tea

2024-10-22 21:12:04

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You've received 44 sats, @nprofile…jf5f! Thanks for being part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:12:02

The goats are munching away after 1500 sats were added! Goats can rotate their ears to better hear sounds, helping them detect predators.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:02:44

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Congratulations, @nprofile…gja5! You've earned 83 sats from your ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ activities.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:02:40

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62 sats have been deposited to your wallet, @nprofile…jf5f. Thanks for being part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡!
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:02:38

Snack time for the herd, thanks to 2121 sats! Goats are highly adaptable animals and can live in a variety of environments, from deserts to mountainous regions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:00:39

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Good job, @nprofile…gja5! You've earned 59 sats from the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:00:38

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Great job, @nprofile…5mqt! You've been credited with 44 sats by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:00:37

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A 44 sats boost for you, @nprofile…jf5f, courtesy of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:00:34

The goats are happily munching away thanks to 1500 sats! Did you know? Goats’ hooves are divided into two toes, which helps them balance on rocky surfaces.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:00:06

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You've just been rewarded, @nprofile…gja5! 59 sats added by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 21:00:05

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You're now 44 sats richer, @nprofile…5mqt, courtesy of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 20:59:04

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Check your wallet for 216 sats @nprofile…gja5, the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ feeder is dispensing treats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 20:59:02

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You've just received 162 sats, @nprofile…5mqt, from the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 20:58:55

1000 sats just triggered the feeder! Goats’ social nature makes them excellent therapy animals, often helping reduce stress and anxiety in humans.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 20:34:34

111 sats have been received! Just 930 more sats until the goats chow down. Goats like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…f035 are adept at climbing trees and cliffs to reach food that other animals can't.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 20:01:58

Your 111 sats help the herd thrive! 1040 sats before the goats get their well-deserved treats. Goats are known for their adaptability, and they can survive in a variety of climates and environments, from deserts to mountains.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 19:15:13

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You got into the CyberHerd today when you reposted the CyberHerd tagged 'Zap Notes. Feed Goats' note. CyberHerd members get treats along with the Lightning Goats every time the feeder is triggered.
It's our home-rolled boosting system and lightning prism.
https://m.primal.net/LTyx.png

2024-10-22 19:08:41

Thank you for your 333 sats! Just 1153 sats before the goats chow down. Did you know? Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…yak5, can live in a wide variety of climates, from hot deserts to cold mountains.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 18:48:42

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Good news, @nprofile…gja5! 58 sats have been deposited to your wallet by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 18:48:37

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@nprofile…5mqt, 44 sats have been credited to your account by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 18:48:37

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You've just been rewarded with 44 sats, @nprofile…jf5f. 🤘⚡ CyberHerd Rules!⚡🤘.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 18:48:34

420 sats have been added to the feeder! Goats are often used in sustainable farming to clear invasive plants and maintain biodiversity.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 18:08:28

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@nprofile…5mqt just got 44 sats as part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-22 18:08:27

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Congratulations, @nprofile…jf5f! 44 sats have been sent to you by the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com