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2024-07-30 14:40:01

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@npub1nn8…8sed Marlena Dietrich?

2024-07-29 18:15:27

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 they want my email to read it. Nope!

2024-07-29 15:53:40

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 the heads is all I can see because they want me to make an account. Stow that noise, ain’t doing it. The Washington Post don’t need to know anything about me.

2024-07-28 04:18:57

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@npub16zx…xzxc he regenerates lost body parts like other simple organisms.

2024-07-28 00:26:15

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@npub1khx…geyg Nala, Kamala, works for me.

2024-07-26 05:32:11

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@npub1200…aqy2 and still adorable

2024-07-21 21:25:02

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@npub10sy…cdrt figuratively, of course. We don’t condone violence.

2024-07-17 12:20:36

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@npub1gns…fxvn “help, I am being raped by Lauren Boebert!”

2024-07-14 17:34:10

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@npub1hjn…vfr7 gift article my ass. A paywall does not, a gift article make

2024-07-13 16:21:35

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@npub1nn8…8sed I need to see the hat myself. Maybe that reaction is completely reasonable

2024-07-03 15:58:02

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@npub1ywy…cksd I wish it were less accurate

2024-06-26 15:59:22

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@npub132h…f594 and he will do it some more stuff f the people let him

2024-06-10 14:27:13

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@npub1sfl…gczt could be some other respiratory virus. I was sick for about three weeks in May. I tested negative for COVID and influenza.

2024-06-07 18:41:35

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@npub108x…8n99 all assets are divided evenly in the divorce including cars and children.

2024-05-26 17:48:13

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@npub1jdw…awld I am a full grown adult. 59 years old and I still enjoy fruity flavors. So at what age are adults supposed to quit enjoying candy and sweet fruity flavors?

2024-05-19 21:21:01

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@npub1f2y…m58m volunteer fire dept wants to set fire breaks without risking lives. Rock band uses them for on stage sycronized pyrotechnics. Pest control. And then yeah, what you said.

2024-05-01 22:42:26

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@npub1lrv…tth9 they didn’t build that cop city in Georgia for a one shot prospect. Those black shirts are here to stay.

2024-04-28 15:50:02

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 and to clarify, not the corrupt and evil kinda “right”

2024-04-25 01:24:18

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@npub1ffl…tv7d check it out Donnie has one of those Dilbert neckties.

2024-04-25 01:03:28

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@npub1u69…qfp9 “we wanna be out busting heads not stuck inside doing paperwork.”

2024-04-25 01:02:14

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@npub1u69…qfp9 are cops illiterate now?

2024-04-23 14:10:43

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 I feel he should suffer at least as much as he has made the rest of us suffer. How many American deaths did he cause with his bullshit response to the COVID pandemic?

2024-04-23 02:23:40

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@npub132h…f594 damn subscription wall.

2024-04-22 22:13:33

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 Me neither. You will note there was no mention of death in what I wrote.

2024-04-22 21:03:57

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 I am kinda hoping for, apoplectic fit followed by massive heart attack. A boy can dream.

2024-04-21 23:32:48

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@npub132h…f594 Siri told me the average human IQ is 98. I thought no Siri was being generous.

2024-04-20 01:36:49

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@npub132h…f594 oh and that would be soooo funny!

2024-04-20 00:32:37

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@npub1nn8…8sed I describe country music thusly, anthems to alcoholism and love songs to trucks.

2024-04-19 20:39:26

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@npub19uy…0n85 did anyone break it to the dipshit that illegal immigrants do not vote in federal elections?

2024-04-17 00:32:50

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@npub1su4…a0dw so some women got some sorta toxin in their toxin?

2024-04-14 22:24:59

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@npub1gns…fxvn I think you meant accept there.

2024-04-12 01:18:43

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@npub18p3…03wh I say life began billions of years ago. I know of nothing alive presently than sprang from something that was not alive.

2024-03-27 16:20:11

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@npub1nn8…8sed Maynard G. Krebbs

2024-03-27 16:19:43

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@npub1nn8…8sed Bob Denver

2024-03-27 16:18:40

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@The_Whore_the last temptation of christ

2024-03-27 06:14:24

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@npub16uk…pv7k and it all started with h one Australian billionaire with a vision

2024-03-25 02:09:41

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@npub15th…6nvx @npub1khp…u0ln @npub1uu0…hnds humans are like someone mixed up some bonobos and some chimpanzees and no one can readily tell the difference anymore, not even they themselves can tell who they are dealing with

2024-03-10 16:16:24

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@npub1qag…9gyn @npub1jm3…frm9 you know, those on the left are more than happy to educate those on the right about why their agenda is inhumane and destructive. The problem though, is they are anti-education

2024-03-07 23:57:43

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@npub1su4…a0dw I, like most everyone else I assume, never read those things. All I know is if I want to use the product I have to click the agree. What am I agreeing with don’t know, don’t care. It is simply a matter of coercion, and that will be my defense. I have the same feelings about agreeing to statements on job applications. I have to agree to this statement or you won’t consider me for employment? Ok whatever. It is all meaningless drivel that I did not read anyway. Legally binding? Funny!

2024-02-27 17:14:20

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@npub1ffl…tv7d I swear on all things holy, Even though I live in his district, I did not vote for this brain damaged Jack-a-ninny. He is an embarrassment and I apologize for KY foisting this nimrod on to the rest of the country.

2024-02-18 00:50:53

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@npub1xr8…3q0g no. The kids aren’t the problem. First of all they are over 18 and voting adults, not kids. Secondly, the Republican Party is the problem. They want to enact 18th century solutions to combat 21st century problems.

2024-02-12 03:42:31

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@npub132h…f594 bitching and complaining and being afraid of things they don’t understand is their life. There are soooo many things they don’t understand.

2024-02-02 06:31:23

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@npub1gns…fxvn it is my understanding, you got to lick it before you stick it.

2024-02-01 01:59:30

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@npub1ffl…tv7d I think we all know who the antihero really is here.

2024-01-07 01:20:36

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@npub1pu6…u9fd Trump also claims he is a stable genius.

2024-01-06 22:33:23

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@npub1grx…uxfe you know, this turned out more like how people expected the first battle of the civil war to turn out. I guess seditionists have become less effective in the past 150 years. Seriously they broke out the lawn chairs, popcorn and lemonade thinking the rebels would be, in short order, soundly trounced. Wrong!

2024-01-04 00:47:28

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@npub135d…tg9k @npub1hvz…mle9 if I were going to quote statistics like that, I don’t think I would admit to being a teacher. Just kidding, students have to want to learn too.

2023-12-18 17:23:01

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@npub1fpr…lyph white field with black spots, could be domino also, so a 50/50 chance. Either or both.

2023-12-18 16:44:55

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@npub1fpr…lyph is Dommie short for Dominator?

2023-12-15 22:07:59

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 I do on occasion.
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2023-12-15 21:58:53

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@npub1uf3…ef9c @npub1zdp…vqv8 Isn’t it fun how people can speak the same language yet have such different terminology and expressions. It is the kinda thing that makes language evolve. Language is a living dynamic thing. I don’t speak Spanish but as I understand they have similar types of things when you compare Spanish in Spain vs Spanish spoken in Latin American countries.

2023-12-14 22:08:49

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@npub17cc…nwac @npub1f2y…m58m talk about road rash. Think of the abrasions

2023-12-13 13:59:40

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@npub1ahq…wjwd I bought some frozen, in a bag, at Walmart.

2023-12-12 20:00:11

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@npub1nn8…8sed 🙄

2023-12-10 17:17:44

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@npub1nn8…8sed American werewolf in London.

2023-12-10 04:22:30

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@npub1u3t…c6ug a non viable fetus has non viable rights. If I were at work and having a medical issue, I would not ask permission to clock out. I would TELL them I am going to see the Dr.

2023-11-22 14:31:52

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@npub193h…4492 we have different definitions of chubby, it seems.

2023-11-19 03:58:54

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 but do we deserve him?

2023-11-17 17:50:49

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@npub1e9h…ghzz @npub1ccn…czwu but it is only the one monster that is created and then recreated, subconsciously, by the mind of Dr. Morbius to protect his personal utopia.

2023-11-17 17:25:18

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@npub1ccn…czwu one is aiming at the top of his head and he other is aiming at the monsters left elbow.

2023-11-17 17:25:18

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@npub1ccn…czwu one is aiming at the top of his head and he other is aiming at the monsters left elbow.

2023-11-17 17:20:27

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@npub1ccn…czwu I remember the day when scientists and academics where held in high esteem. Let’s get back to that.

2023-11-14 01:05:58

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@npub1grx…uxfe probably because he is an outspoken conservative Christian

2023-11-10 18:41:33

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@npub19fc…ay3c the sad part is, the people who keep voting for them and keeping them in power, will be no closer to being one of those “elites” than the rest of us.

2023-10-09 19:42:04

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@npub1gns…fxvn the correct answer is “both”

2023-09-29 02:37:23

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@npub1200…aqy2 I think I may be gay.

2023-09-29 02:34:04

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@npub1200…aqy2 or how about not doing things that require an apology.

2023-09-15 12:18:41

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@npub10g2…fhy8 is ok with me

2023-09-08 00:48:57

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@npub1200…aqy2 @npub1q8v…ltlk seriously, I have made a diagnosis on occasion. I just don’t have that psych degree. I can’t charge for my services. I did say back in 2015, “ oh ferfucksake, hell no. That man is a sociopath. He will do nothing good for this country.” I’ll leave it to history to decide if my assessment was correct

2023-09-07 18:32:02

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@npub1j8m…v5r7 I’ll let ya know tomorrow

2023-08-31 05:24:19

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@npub1ye6…6a2z I would not have guessed he opens his beak before going into the water

2023-08-29 21:19:57

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@npub1nn8…8sed if he and Namor, the submariner have the same barber?

2023-08-25 16:04:25

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@npub1ahq…wjwd @npub17ne…tmpp @npub1z0t…wj4p @npub1at9…vqqv @npub1q8w…cxd2 @npub1jq7…jd3j @npub13rd…jfhm @npub1u75…u72k @npub1ept…jcl3 @npub1sfw…auxq @npub15lg…9khc @npub1pll…nnzf @npub1x4f…60jf oh wow, I am list worthy!

2023-08-20 15:54:42

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@npub1gns…fxvn experience suggests the part not in the photo.

2023-08-04 23:58:38

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@npub193h…4492 this one does

2023-07-29 13:30:07

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 my hypothesis is that the sales of bud light were hurt more by their reluctance to support Dylan in the face of the conservatives outrage, which led to the LGBTQ community and allies turning on them as well. At that point they were being hit from both sides. Not a beer drinker myself, but I would think alienating all of one’s consumers is bad business practice.

2023-07-15 23:02:57

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@npub1wuj…6uhc hemorrhage in my hand

2023-07-13 05:49:05

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@npub1gns…fxvn I can’t see any reason not to.

2023-07-11 00:44:21

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@npub10g2…fhy8 looks pretty friendly to me.

2023-07-09 23:15:22

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@npub19fc…ay3c one thing I recommend, don’t be afraid to call them liars. They spout their crap knowing opposition is too polite to call them liars without evidence to the contrary. While opposition is busy looking for evidence to contradict their BS. They have already spread their BS far and wide. It is completely unnecessary. Keep the burden of proof, where it belongs, on they who make the claim. Call them out, ridicule their pronouncements. Make them put up or shut up.

2023-07-09 16:55:25

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@npub1uz7…uy7w Ooooh, something purple! Tasty!

2023-07-05 21:45:47

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@npub1mdk…aptk @npub1200…aqy2 I can empathize with that sentiment. My mother named me Paul Dana because she thought it sounded cute.

2023-07-05 21:41:59

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@npub1200…aqy2 I just switch from my first name “Paul” to my middle name “Dana.” Let’s hear it for four letter words!

2023-07-05 19:54:13

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@npub1su4…a0dw Bob Ross could paint that with 3 colors of paint.

2023-07-05 01:49:15

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@npub1su4…a0dw you know, that picture looks like the underside of a duck being held a lot by 2 dolphins

2023-07-05 01:43:34

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@npub1su4…a0dw I love that color scheme. It needs some lime green wheels though.

2023-07-05 01:40:41

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@npub1su4…a0dw better than a shot of Atropos

2023-07-03 22:31:12

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@npub1e6k…k7jw I am so down for such a night. It has been way too long.

2023-07-03 22:22:03

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@npub147c…27uk I believe it would take a pterodactyl to lift my spirits today

2023-07-03 03:55:57

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@npub1xfl…rj6f those are some excellent boobs right there

2023-06-17 00:20:24

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@npub1200…aqy2 I try to be, but being absolutely evenly divided is not always easy.