Obi-₿it Koinobi

Only a Sith saves in fiat.

Public Key

npub1uy6xa57up2y9fw7hed7yknnvd737dz22zg4d7n0k5mg07mapry3qmzwpw7

NIP-05 Address

obibitkoinobi@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

obibitkoinobi@coinos.io

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswzdrw60wq4zz5h0tuklztfekxlglx399py2klfhm2d58ld7s3jgsm0ru22

Author Public Key

npub1uy6xa57up2y9fw7hed7yknnvd737dz22zg4d7n0k5mg07mapry3qmzwpw7

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2025-04-04 02:48:37

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I wonder if the people who live above the shop ever get tired of pizza.

2025-03-31 02:13:58

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The thought of having my whole check go directly into bitcoin only for me to have to convert back into dollars to pay bills, buy food, etc makes me want to hurl.
That being said, it seems like it could be a good deterent against unnecessary spending habits if every time you go to spend money you have to get rid of bitcoin to do so. It makes you a lot more cognizant in the moment of the importance of not spending it. You think twice. If it's sitting there in dollars not only is it losing value there's a continual temptation to conveniently spend it.

2025-03-30 16:46:39

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Is that the new "well you can just go to hell"?

2025-03-30 16:41:44

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Alright then, Eddie Money.

2025-03-24 21:05:08

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What's the difference (or advantage) of nip17 over nip04?

2025-02-22 18:51:19

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I'd laugh if I weren't oscillating so violently between sad and mad.

2025-01-30 20:49:57

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Weakened at Bernies

2025-01-05 01:39:00

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The framus probably isn't connecting with the ramistan. You should check approximately around the podernostr.

2025-01-01 06:57:57

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Fuck Eloncoin.

2024-12-30 23:54:13

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If Travis Kelce was based this is who he'd be dating instead Fiat Swift.

2024-12-30 23:52:31

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Was going to say the same.

2024-12-30 23:12:11

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Hey now...

2024-12-28 15:49:38

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Eewsky? How long til you're banned?

2024-12-21 23:11:10

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White beans, turnip greens, mashed taters n gravy, mac n cheese, fried pork chops, cornbread, and sweet tea w/lemon.
That's it, that's the meal.

2024-12-21 21:47:01

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This note was quite bacon-y.
https://image.nostr.build/149b4ed12dbf7eb4059c559ad85c9a176f335e790188266bf89c964bcfdf18a9.gif

2024-12-16 21:00:59

Ever feel like you're getting left behind?

2024-12-15 04:44:03

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I want that mug for Christmas.

2024-12-15 04:37:26

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Fungibility is important.

2024-12-12 10:07:38

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Which side of the money printer does this clown wake up on every morning? I bet he has a big stack of sats himself he doesn't tell anyone about but down the road he'll let it be known in some faux-a culpa.

2024-12-11 16:56:16

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The Seal of ODELL.

2024-12-10 17:42:43

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It's probably sour grapes over the fact bitcoin was created on computers running Linux.

2024-12-09 18:13:54

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...you might want to get a spare for him to play with. His own little security play perty.

2024-11-23 09:20:35

A dish diddly dom baba dah ha!

2024-11-22 17:59:12

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At least bitcoin didn't knock the bar off with its dick like that other guy did.

2024-11-22 16:48:15

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Why tf were people asking where he was? Just shut up and let him stay buried in silence!
On the bright side, we got cheaper sats incoming.

2024-11-08 07:44:18

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Don't ever ask God to give you patience.

2024-10-07 22:09:11

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Use reverse psychology on it. Be willing and maybe it will leave you alone.

2024-10-07 20:59:58

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The nappening?

2024-10-03 23:01:47

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYXdrZzhhNHF3bjJ4aGE4bzB5cTBobWt2ank5dXplYTF4dXd4ODhqYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/6JB4v4xPTAQFi/giphy.webp

2024-09-07 01:25:09

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I need to steal this and plaster it on every anti-nostr/nostr-skeptical tweet I see on Xitter.

2024-09-03 01:34:44

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...that you yet know of. 🫣

2024-08-29 17:01:56

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T-fal? That's what I've used. But those are cheapy skillets. They don't typically last me more than a year or two.

2024-08-29 16:40:57

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Eh... I can't do ground beef for breakfast. Make that scrambled sausage and there you go.
Are HexClad good skillets? I've seen them called overrated/overpriced but I was thinking they just didn't like Gordon Ramsey.

2024-08-20 14:08:37

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I used to complain. I still do, but I used to too.

2024-07-30 02:35:40

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I want to concur, but I tend to inevitably incur.

2024-06-12 00:29:32

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I could tell them about some wind of mine.
https://imgs.search.brave.com/xYFjAjl9-b26ASIqGuihoe8XAc3VWsumUJppDU8zuG8/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEuZ2lwaHkuY29t/L21lZGlhL0Q5RGVJ/QkpOTGNac2svZ2lw/aHkuZ2lmP2NpZD03/OTBiNzYxMXRsZnow/dWdvMmdsNzFxaW43/MDFxMDBueXN6OXpl/bmNic2RlbnRyazkm/ZXA9djFfZ2lmc19z/ZWFyY2gmcmlkPWdp/cGh5LmdpZiZjdD1n.gif

2024-06-11 08:42:46

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8SBukf2DxE

2024-06-11 08:29:10

#tunstr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ErsWJw28XU

2024-06-01 06:49:51

@npub1yfg…v6vg
Will we be able to browse available songs by genre anytime soon? You've got "Trending Top 40", "New", and "Music Shows" and that's it. It'd be very useful for people who want to listen to specific styles to be able to browse artists that play those styles.

2024-05-24 23:51:46

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It's a race now between The Simpsons and South Park. I don't get the continued airing of The Simpsons though. I haven't watched an episode of that in years.

2024-05-10 15:32:49

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Doesn't IQ level just indicate a person's capacity for knowledge and how quickly their brain can bring it from storage to active use?
Also, would you agree that there has been a purposeful and wholesale dumbing down of the general popluation in the educational system? Would you put the general intelligence of the population of 60 years ago higher or lower than the current population?

2024-05-10 15:16:36

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The inability to edit ostrich eggs is such bullish.

2024-05-04 03:35:04

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If it's not obvious why they're so afraid of self-custody money then I can't be bothered to fathom what would be obvious.

2024-05-02 06:25:15

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Ask him if he thinks regular people should be allowed to transact with bitcoin or if they should all be forced to use MSTRCoin.

2024-04-22 15:04:49

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Yes, I see my things tapping on this thing to print out a bunch of things telling you these things. I will now go tap the thing at the top to publish this thing.
Have a good thing.

2024-04-16 01:21:51

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Nah, you're seeing things.

2024-04-14 04:36:08

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I love when I check my client I can follow back to where I last read if I want. Chronological following is such an underrated feature. I feel like I'm swimming in circles on Twitter. I'll read a tweet from someone 8 hours ago, then another one from a day ago, then another one from half an hour ago. And if I accidentally pull refresh I'll lose a tweet I wanted to read.
Nostr clients all have warts, but they're getting better and better.

2024-04-13 19:09:17

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Whaaaaaaat?
I'm surprised Eagles music is available on any platform. I figured the only approved sales were of 8 track tapes sold out of the trunk of vehicles solely owned by the estate of Don Henley Incorporated.

2024-04-12 19:03:56

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The push for Primal is kinda annoying.

2024-04-10 23:23:55

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Ossify it? Like gold? Just fuck all those pointless L2s and L3s that will make it accessible for future generations who won't be able to afford to access the L1? Ensure that it stays the play thing only of the wealthy?
https://imgs.search.brave.com/JDqOjS7Opwm9brIkSXEVNtppnvQsTC9xaXzwTtQTu3Y/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L20vV2ROLWd6dEpj/LW9BQUFBQy9ndGZv/LXBhdWxpZXdhbG51/dHMuZ2lm.gif

2024-04-10 17:40:40

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He's not a Dan, is he?

2024-04-09 22:25:28

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So as long as you hold bitcoin, in the future you'll just be able to get coffee for free because you stored your value on chain? Sign me TF up!

2024-04-09 19:22:44

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I wanted to believe that Saylor's comments on Bitcoin not being an MoE was just a matter of fact statement that liquidity in the value of bitcoin going up, establishing it as a store of valhe, would just help adoption as an MoE in the future.
But the value of the peso being less valuable than the dollar doesn't stop Mexico from using it as their currency. Should anyone need to consult a chart on Trading View or ask Saylor or even a government permission to use a permissionless/freedom money?
The "digital gold" narrarive just seems arbitrary. His wanting to apparently corner the market on development, assuming that's true, makes his comments on bitcoin's use as an MoE seem far less "matter of fact" and more matter of motive. Like he wants bitcoin to stop at just being a store of value and not a means of exchange. That possibly makes him as much of an enemy of bitcoin as anyone else. Or if not an enemy of bitcoin then an enemy of anyone not bitcoin-rich enough to transact on the layer 1 in the future.

2024-04-04 19:26:30

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They even cut off the mole. Such disrespect.

2024-04-02 04:26:06

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xGKdgjNAxA

2024-04-02 04:09:12

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I have been burned by enough remakes to know I shouldn't waste my time. Exhibit A: Point Break. The most god awful boring exercise in banality.
I won't watch this based on principle alone. Swayze and Elliot deserve our loyalty.

2024-03-30 20:11:23

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L2 is "unintended?" Didn't Satoshi and/or Hal Finney talk about the need for secondary layers/protocols?

2024-03-29 16:21:50

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For those who may not be as technically-inclined or that well-versed with networking, would you recommend this set up guide?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_cQxTkh3Q

2024-03-25 23:31:27

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Isn't that what Coldcard does or offers?

2024-03-24 07:43:52

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I just don't talk to people about it at all, with one exception being a couple that I know. I've talked to them at various times over the last year (gave them a book, earmarked time for them in case they had questions, etc) and every time it's been a waste of time. I stopped and hadn't said anything in months. A couple weeks ago one of them asked me if I was into Ethereum. I wanted to hurl my phone through a wall. The first time they ever broached the subject of crypto they mentioned Ethereum.
I just said no and changed the subject. The next day I sent them a text giving context for why not and they wanted to know which bitcoin they should convert their Ethereum to in their Coinbase account.
I'm tempted to just tell them that I'm getting out but that's me just thinking about my own "opsec" for the future. Maybe I should also tell them flat out if they're not willing or able to put the time and effort into understanding what it is, how to use/store it, and why we need it then maybe they shouldn't be messing with it in the first place.

2024-03-22 19:45:20

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Lol "Zap shaming"

2024-03-20 20:53:27

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I hate email and the chore of checking it.

2024-03-20 14:41:51

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Gun free zones are the best zones. Terrific zones. Tremendous zones.

2024-03-13 15:35:04

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Am I off/missing something?

2024-03-13 14:16:25

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I just don't get his insistence of bitcoin being a store of value over being a money/currency. Seems like it's the antithesis to bitcoin's ultimate purpose. Not that being the store of value isn't important. In the chicken or the egg scenario bitcoin has to obtain status as a store of value before it can be a useful steady tool for daily use.
Obviously base layer transactions weren't meant for daily/micro transactions, but the goal was not to stop at the base layer, right? He no doubt understands this. He understands the importance of building out layer 2 and 3 solutions. It just doesn't make sense then when he starts saying things that seem to conflict with that. "I will never ever sell my bitcoin."

2024-02-11 08:42:44

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I'd always understood Rambo's struggle was against ignorance, but that video really broke down some askew perceptions of mine of some of the antagonists (Teasel, Gault, etc). I don't think I realized Teasel was also a vet. For some reason I always thought they had a distaste for the armed forces in that town.
The explanation of the ending really helped reaffirm it for me. The idea of him dying instead of living was just within the context of the movie as it was, maybe with Teasel getting off a final shot or one of the trigger happy idiots across the street trying to be a hero. Not with all that other junk they didn't use in the film. But you/Sly are right, the message that would've sent to vets would have been horrible. Troutman walking him out was the right move.
And thank god Richard Crenna got the part over Douglas. No offense to Douglas, but that part ain't him.
Thank you for linking that vid. 🤙

2024-02-10 21:39:11

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On the other hand, we wouldn't have gotten the oversized super hero cartoonish Rambo in the other movies. Not that I disliked them, but I prefer the more "relatable" Rambo in first blood. And had he died it would've made for a more compelling ending to the story.

2024-01-21 23:32:19

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What are your thoughts on this? He says you're just asking for more attention by connecting to tor through vpn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8bIt4K_Kfo

2024-01-21 19:36:13

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https://image.nostr.build/42aed2b6888a5c09223bbbca3e6e3c718ae3f1ab630deb0ad7f2dcc7ad53516e.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=500x500&blurhash=U5Du%40_*G01%5EQ%3F%5B%25caPM%7CXJ9Et7-%3DrqIAD-o%23&x=65de992963c1d1e13755dd6c1c54d956a3d2453fd966097c12395af798ef8c45

2024-01-20 22:53:54

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Don't let Saif see those fries. Or that pickle. Or the bread.

2024-01-11 21:37:37

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Or just reboot the phone when you're done with a secondary user session along with having auto-reboot enabled just in case you forget?

2024-01-11 16:18:04

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I really wish it would "self-custody" would morph into "self-utxo management". Because it's a crucial aspect that self-custody proponents have overlooked in amping people into cold storage.

2024-01-11 02:39:52

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Zeus: "The node is in the phone."
Nostr gossip protocol: "The relay is in the client."
Is that about right? 🤔

2024-01-10 21:19:48

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cc @npub1yfg…v6vg
Are there not thumbnail previews with links?

2024-01-10 21:17:07

#tunestr #wavlake
https://wavlake.com/track/793d7282-37d1-46b6-8adc-35498be96055

2024-01-09 08:07:38

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Or the opposite scenario... "son, your ego's writing checks your humility can't cash."
https://media2.giphy.com/media/nnJIYvWhYpPlyv3tJo/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952l6z7gp4rs0gnso9yekco0x8sd3ri87kmuegwg9x0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

2024-01-06 05:51:53

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Do you need an invite if you already had an account on Alby?

2024-01-03 17:19:59

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Market them as features?

2024-01-03 17:12:28

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Does Microsoft ever think there are any vulnerabilities on their side?

2023-12-29 06:32:23

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So if I come to steal your keys you'll let me have the wallet so you don't have to kill me for stealing the keys?

2023-12-27 17:18:49

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You ever fear going to sleep thinking you'll wake up in a double leg cramp hell, both legs doing their best impression of Arby's curly fries?

2023-12-23 23:47:28

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The United Nodes of America.

2023-12-16 23:34:38

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Do they even care? It just seems like they're spamming the network to prove a point about the network's supposed lack of usability to undermine confidence in it.

2023-12-15 04:26:43

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Remember when Celsius made its yield services available only to "accredited investors" but said that non-accredited investors could still be grandfathered in? This was shortly before things started going fubar for them.

2023-12-14 05:55:07

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Well-oiled money printer gonna printer.

2023-12-13 01:39:23

So are zaps on Nostr considered tax events?
#asknostr

2023-12-11 09:12:28

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So just copy n paste?

2023-12-10 18:45:50

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Yeah... but don't milk drinkers want to join the 21st century technology-wise?

2023-12-07 00:33:42

I'm hoping to get some feedback/opinions/advice from those who have experience with producing music.
I'm looking to start recording my own music but I don't know which direction to go first as far as what computer (MacBook, PC, other), software (Pro Tools/Logic Pro/Audacity, other), and other recording equipment (audio interfaces, mics, etc).
I appreciate any tips/advice/help.
#asknostr #tunestr

2023-12-03 14:44:00

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I'll be happy if I can just wash down a Little Kahuna burger with a $15 milkshake.

2023-12-03 06:26:33

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Imagine if someone opened up a gourmet Taco Bell shop and made all the menu items that Taco Bell offers but with real food. How 'bout a steak quesadilla made with the meat off a Tomahawk?

2023-11-16 17:37:00

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I'm seriously considering dropping Amethyst for this. You need to up your game, @npub1gcx…nj5z

2023-08-15 22:51:37

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Or they just went back for the engagement.
To be fair it has probably been a bit janky for people used to "sign up and login" culture. But then again Bitcoiners should be used to the "extra" aspect of Nostr if they mess with cold storage wallets. And this isn't even as complicated as that.
I hope someone develops/is developing a Nostr hardware signing device similar to a hardware wallet that prevents adding nsecs to clients unless signed with that device.

2023-08-10 01:39:11

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How ready for mass adoption is Bitcoin's infrastructure? People just expect things to be plug n play. Why would those who are accustomed to Cash App give a shit about self-custodying internet money they can easily lose and probably never retrieve, especially if they don't understand how their money losing purchasing power affects them?
Maybe the answer isn't to meet them where they aren't curious. Most people aren't all that intellectual anyway, not as a matter of practicality. And Bitcoin isn't the most useful as an intellectual exercise anyway, it's as transactional money. Although my intrigue has risen since I started learning about how payment rails/systems work (thanks to learning about Bitcoin), I generally couldn't care less how Visa's rails work. But I use their rails every time I take a trip down to the store to get something. By the same token most people won't give a shit how lightning works either. Or whatever else gets widely adopted if not lightning.

2023-07-13 23:15:55

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How many?

2023-07-07 19:25:49

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I will not and be happily miserable.
Satan Klaus can go buck a fuffalo and be ecstatic.

2023-07-02 06:15:05

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People jumped off Twitter onto Nostr for the freedom.
Nostr seemed a little too rough around the edges, people jumped back to Twitter.
Twitter is actively trying to make the platform miserable and almost completely unusable for those refusing to become their product.
People jumping back to Nostr after realizing balm can be applied to the cuts from Nostr's rough edges.

2023-04-27 02:18:12

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Awesome if accurate.
#nevent1q…chmc

2023-04-17 13:39:07

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What's a reasonable ballpark expectation for monthly return in sats for a home miner?

2023-04-10 17:08:16

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Regular bike seat? Better not stay seated the whole time or RIP nether regions too.