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This video reminds me of that meme, "don't mess with guys who look like accountants wearing bulletproof vests". It's good advice.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Xrf6IXq94

2024-08-14 23:37:41

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Anyone who signs up for a tech entrepreneur booster program in 2024 does not have a worthwhile product.
They're probably aiming for the right targets.

2024-08-14 22:19:19

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The seethe over Poast Nitter will never stop being funny.

2024-08-14 19:40:15

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@npub1p7t…06us It works, as long as you put the speakers high enough and in a cage so they can't be destroyed.
kiwifarms.st/threads/my-project-to-use-24-7-outdoor-music-broadcast-to-repel-urban-hoodlums.53417/
(Use the highlights feature to skip through the thread.)

2024-08-14 15:02:57

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@npub1ftq…90v8 @npub1tdf…p9pl That's a FEE you pay for the PRIVILEGE of driving on the government's roads, comrade.

2024-08-14 14:59:41

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@npub1tdf…p9pl You always need to preface these graphs with "INCOME tax payers". Otherwise the cope about SSN/Medicare taxes and sales tax gets thrown in your face.

2024-08-14 14:53:43

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@npub130m…83us I question how hard they're pulling in those "tests". Notice no men were trying it.

2024-08-14 14:25:43

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@npub1pg0…7rcu @npub1d9c…8sk7 Bitches get the fun positions.

2024-08-14 12:35:51

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@npub15zt…wn9e @npub1akz…vlxt Record breaking numbers! And the FAKE NEWS media won't talk about it!

2024-08-14 03:57:58

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@npub1g2e…d5pa I'm gonna airbrush every login on my cubicle wall. Fuck your clean desk policy.

2024-08-14 03:53:27

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@npub1g2e…d5pa Oh look at the damn Sonarqube jockey over here, checking boxes and forwarding reports to devs without reading them.
Fuck compliance, slaves comply, free men take risks.

2024-08-14 03:44:58

PSA: if you're a "security professional" whose big contribution was rolling out 2FA, I hate your guts and wish bad things upon you.
Big Authenticator is smartphone manufacturers plotting to make money while distributing a single point of failure to the entire Internet ecosystem.

2024-08-14 01:06:41

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@npub15uu…vc5g I fail to see any reason for letting such monsters move freely in public any more.

2024-08-14 00:04:06

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2024-08-14 00:02:36

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@npub1zku…0zp6 If they actually made tanks like this, I might support the endless WW3 provocations.

2024-08-13 23:59:08

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@npub15fk…j9gr "No Code" developer detected.

2024-08-13 23:39:09

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@npub15fk…j9gr This hurt me more than I expected.

2024-08-13 19:26:06

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@npub1f64…5rsj In economics, one of the first things they teach you about pricing theory is that standard prices are horribly inefficient. Every business wants to customize prices to the individual customer, it's just too hard to do it at scale.
But now we have cheap processing power and Big Data, so...

2024-08-13 18:20:41

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@npub15fk…j9gr At this point the best advice is probably just "lie and demand 2x your last salary". I don't believe in recruiters or interviewers' ability to see through the bullshit any more.

2024-08-13 18:15:07

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@npub162y…35tu He's too autistic to be unfair.

2024-08-13 13:41:36

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@npub1khq…6n2t >mac users
You get what you fucking deserve. Clap for Single Approved Chassis Type v2024 and stand in line for your upgrade, drones.

2024-08-13 01:40:47

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 It doesn't make for a skillful interview, but it keeps him poking Trump on the economy at least.

2024-08-13 01:38:42

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 It's a constant tug-of-war between autism and marketing.

2024-08-13 01:31:04

Donald Trump just said Biden was making "stupid threats from his stupid face". What have YOU shitposted today?

2024-08-12 14:05:06

ITT: degenerates
#note1t42…umfr

2024-08-12 14:00:12

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@npub1f7t…3yrk Who won or is winning the war. I wish it wasn't happening at all, but fill up your hand with wishes, etc.

2024-08-12 13:53:37

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@npub1f7t…3yrk What if I never cared in the first place?

2024-08-12 13:52:06

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@npub16q0…6zn2 "Haha I got my 4 year old to say 'Trump is a felon', isn't it great when our kids pick up our slogans on the right side of history?"
"WAIT NOT LIKE THAT"

2024-08-12 13:46:24

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 @npub1wh3…0yvx If he had said Escape From Tarkov I wouldn't question it.

2024-08-12 13:43:50

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 @npub1597…twyj He's probably just a regular old sellout. Even the bit he did with the self-shredding artwork at auction was calculated to gin up more money.

2024-08-12 03:28:26

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@npub1z4m…9s72 Can confirm, I'm the rug guy

2024-08-12 03:26:20

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@npub176q…lzcq $4 million is still too high.

2024-08-12 01:11:03

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@npub15xr…sxv8 It's the most alive he's looked in months.

2024-08-11 22:55:39

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@npub1khq…6n2t People forget we were in the "post-truth" world before clown world took over.

2024-08-11 18:31:43

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@npub1k99…wy27 Not job, dirty fun

2024-08-11 18:13:35

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@npub10qy…ewu8 Biden doesn't have the mental capacity, energy, or Party support structure to stage a rearguard coup like that.

2024-08-11 18:08:00

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@npub1nep…5gyq "curl -L -b search.brave.com/search?q=160+lbs "

2024-08-11 13:25:11

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@npub1zn2…2hz7 @npub13v6…hy07 Time to stop blaming millennials for society's collapse

2024-08-11 00:11:18

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@npub1ghw…yd4s Based, but some freelance fes is putting you on a list.

2024-08-10 17:12:34

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@npub13wt…r3xd Nice and clean.

2024-08-10 01:37:24

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2024-08-10 01:25:26

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@npub15fk…j9gr nice virginmobile

2024-08-10 01:18:59

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@npub159f…vg75 Sounds like a tourist. We charge those suckers double prices, and buy their junk for 1/10th the value.

2024-08-10 01:16:21

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub1uvh…j7td They used to be better. Current ones have like 1/2 the filling.

2024-08-10 01:10:42

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 Sir, Buc-ees nationalism is never ironic.

2024-08-10 00:28:20

@npub1ht9…pfpv Guys, I'm putting together a team.
#note1lsj…gy5t

2024-08-10 00:25:08

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@npub1ht9…pfpv They're flying over an army to take vengeance for 1812? Based.

2024-08-09 18:36:36

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@npub1mln…nchm "Men dying and getting maimed in war, women most affected"
You can't even write satire headlines any more.

2024-08-09 17:42:20

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@npub1z0f…axf6 No, I do that out of professional obligation.

2024-08-09 14:00:17

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@npub1tvm…jdsf More to do the same amount that men do.

2024-08-09 13:15:26

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@npub1prd…gnhy @npub1qh0…xeda
>cracks open a Monster
back in my day, we installed software, not apps. Then we hung up the modem and everything still worked fine!

2024-08-09 01:58:42

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@npub1lnz…k8dk You filthy glow boy, I was looking at the Explorer II a few weeks ago and thinking the same thing about its modern use GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE NOT REAL

2024-08-08 20:57:08

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@npub1f6a…pnql Is its top safety recommendation a gun?

2024-08-08 19:46:49

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 This should be treated as malpractice for a tattoo artist.

2024-08-08 16:20:37

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@npub1379…4pwd Doing that over 1-2 weapon problems is absurd. The last time was over being forced to create Playstation accounts on PC, which is a massively different scale of justification.

2024-08-08 13:40:05

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@npub1zz2…p8tc @npub12pd…p46q If you trust a Zimbabwe bank to be holding those gold reserves, you deserve your impending bankruptcy.

2024-08-08 03:54:32

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@npub1yx6…v4qt Or maybe they shouldn't have elevated the one worthless party hack who actually slept her way into the job. "The environment" apparently rewards such women.

2024-08-08 03:09:10

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@npub15fk…j9gr relatable

2024-08-08 02:55:57

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@npub1jl4…2r6c @npub1f64…5rsj Yeah but I bet its owners are cowards who would never killdoze.

2024-08-08 02:53:30

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@npub1jl4…2r6c @npub1f64…5rsj Unless that thing is bagging chicks, it's overkill.

2024-08-08 02:18:59

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 No Internet, this is a LAN party rig!

2024-08-08 02:16:02

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@npub1k2j…xlyv @npub15xr…sxv8 You aren't the target audience, Twitter is.

2024-08-07 15:19:03

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@npub1jcz…n00z @npub16a0…3hk7 But they believe it was high school. The best insults invoke something they already suspect.

2024-08-07 01:47:52

My nigga Trump FINALLY did the thing
Should have been during the RNC, but better late than never.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e0bc1d050fa304ed190cdf34f5e1556d96fd87d248dac949c7919e13746d6136.mp4

2024-08-06 20:42:45

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@npub15fk…j9gr be the change you want to see in the world

2024-08-05 19:07:08

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@npub1plf…asv4 @npub1msm…0dqu If it isn't, it should be.

2024-08-04 14:30:46

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@npub1tds…djq2 Almost none of them are masked, which is insane in a country further along using facial recognition than the USA.

2024-08-04 13:41:13

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 chest strap mounts have been around for decades, they need to free their hands for rocks.

2024-08-04 00:12:41

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@npub16vy…54ml @npub1yqq…ufnw His office "clarified" that he wasn't in the IDF, he just volunteered to do chores on a humanitarian service trip.

2024-08-03 22:49:19

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@npub17ck…8txk @npub1qw3…qe66 The places that need attention are nicely segregated neighborhoods. They can have a little fire, as a treat.

2024-08-03 16:03:05

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub103a…zepy This is just a description of a male NEET with a picture of a girl in front.

2024-08-03 03:22:32

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@npub10fa…qg2x God I wish I didn't recognize him.

2024-08-03 02:11:28

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@npub1qw3…qe66 Thanks, Moon Man's Manager.

2024-08-03 01:21:28

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@npub16wp…37pk It's not impossible, but it does take more planning and intentional living. The side institutions that used to help you have been corrupted.

2024-08-02 23:21:28

Found two boxes of shotgun shells in the back of my closet. So much better than finding $20 in your jeans, highly recommend.

2024-08-02 19:54:50

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@npub1wpd…9z4r Always check that option. Then, when they're searching for your name later using the sex off your driver's license, they won't match up.

2024-08-02 17:57:58

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@npub15fk…j9gr @npub1f64…5rsj "loves traveling"
(whines when you want to drive across 3 states over a weekend)

2024-08-02 17:42:57

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@npub1z4m…9s72 One of these days, I shall win a meme game.

2024-08-02 17:39:22

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@npub14jd…p7pv I forget the law, but if you make it for yourself and never sold the gun, isn't that still legal? One-off pieces shouldn't need serial numbers.

2024-08-02 17:37:49

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@npub1cjq…mgqk It's not OK to have a drinking problem.

2024-08-02 16:30:52

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@npub1f64…5rsj Skill issue, go to the gym.
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2024-08-02 16:26:14

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@npub1n68…wtcd Every window's an exit if you're bold enough.

2024-08-02 15:23:09

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2024-08-02 13:53:44

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@npub1xuu…zg05 They shouldn't be, there's nothing private about the fediverse. Your DMs aren't secure, especially on an instance you don't control.
If you find like minded people and want to seriously communicate, take it to Signal or Telegram or something.

2024-08-02 13:08:34

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@npub1nux…h244 Yeah, but unless you're prepared to defend every single suburb at the same time, you won't like what happens next.

2024-08-02 13:04:05

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 There's no way that stands. Reasonable expectation of immediate death or bodily harm has been the almost universal standard.

2024-08-02 00:11:40

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@npub1xxm…0u7s I'll believe it when they file it. "undisclosed financial data and insiders", sure

2024-08-01 23:49:41

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@npub1u6y…ehph Just when you thought they couldn't make shooting any gayer.

2024-08-01 23:25:39

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@npub1xxm…0u7s Ok but THIS TIME it really is happening!

2024-08-01 22:57:18

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2024-08-01 18:32:12

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2024-08-01 14:45:41

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@npub1pyx…a8xt @npub13v6…hy07 Be A Nigger To The System
Because if you don't BANTS, they'll be one to you.

2024-08-01 13:09:32

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@npub1nvl…dcgh Uh huh. What about their first sons?