Sabrina✨

https://mastodon.social/@ryanhoulihan

My opinions are always improving.

Pronouns: She/Her
Location: NYC
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ryho

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2024-07-31 03:16:48

JEFFREY CAMPBELL BOOTS ARE BACK, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL GIRLS, I NEED YOU AT BATTLE STATIONS
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2024-07-26 04:16:46

Should I start making content again when the musical is done? I have so much I was in the middle of but idk who wants it

2024-07-09 18:45:44

Every months a well meaning person makes a "round up" of "trans and non-binary literature" and it's always the same 10 books and yet I keep clicking so they keep "making" these lists

2024-07-08 07:18:07

Taylor Swift has got to stop embarrassing millennials by doing cringe theater kid shit with Travis Kelce in public. You’re the best we have to offer????????????????????????????????????????? This is mortifying. Spencer and Heidi died for this
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2024-07-08 04:48:23

There is *nothing* chicer than a knock off

2024-07-06 01:13:26

This is on the United States census form
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2024-07-05 17:04:22

I just opened Twitter, do not ask me why, and it is fucking hilarious that every account is verified. It’s fucking hilarious. The people using that app have been slowly boiled like frogs

2024-07-04 21:45:08

Guess they didn’t need to cater to all that transphobia shit. It must just give them joy https://ground.news/article/uk-elections-labour-set-to-wipe-out-tories-with-410-seat-landslide-exit-poll-predicts_c4070d?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share

2024-07-02 03:12:54

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I too wish Hillary Clinton were better at her job, but I think problems are systemic and don’t believe in collective punishment and blame. I kind of think that’s how we got here.

2024-07-02 03:01:09

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That’s just not true. This ain’t Australia, babe! People have the right to not vote!

2024-07-02 02:46:59

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It’s the politician’s job to get people to vote for them.

2024-07-02 02:10:37

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I simply will kill god if I have to

2024-07-02 02:07:40

I have decided I will not be fleeing the country and will instead stay and kick everyone’s ass. Thank you
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2024-06-29 04:47:33

I don’t think the American experiment was ultimately a success. What else you got?

2024-06-28 03:45:16

Fuck it, you want an old guy? I say we elect Jimmy Carter again.

2024-06-24 03:11:47

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See? She made The NY Times. We’re fucked. We’re so fucked. This is worse than overt hate mongering. FUCK GABBI TUFT. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/23/arts/television/gabbi-tuft-trans-wrestler-return.html

2024-06-21 01:21:54

Gabbi Tuft is an awful person. A MAGA republican, a transmedicalist, a reactionary, and just an overall shitty person who hangs out with low-lifes. I fucking hate that I’m in any category with her and it makes me sick that she’s going to be the first Trans woman a lot of people in this community meet. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/06/20/transgender-wrestler-gabbi-tuft-once-wwes-tyler-reks-is-ready-for-her-closeup-again/

2024-06-20 03:32:06

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Having to be a teenager twice is wild because almost none of the wisdom you’ve gained since the fists round is of any use at all. It’s cosmically bound

2024-06-20 03:21:43

At what point will the universe consider me humbled?

2024-06-19 15:39:08

Admittedly new to bisexuality but does everyone think about Reneé Rapp this much or is that just me

2024-06-18 17:02:27

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Absolutely unprecedented levels of NYPD officers swarming every inch of the city, but they can’t stick a single squad car outside the only national game monument during a Pride month with extensive domestic terror threats. Got it. https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/06/18/more-than-150-pride-flags-vandalised-outside-stonewall-inn/

2024-06-18 17:00:47

Notice how it’s *our* property that the police won’t protect. https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/06/18/more-than-150-pride-flags-vandalised-outside-stonewall-inn/

2024-06-17 01:37:13

Trans women’s secret power is devastating reads, a weapon god forged just for us

2024-06-15 23:10:05

Everyone you know will disappoint you in brutal ways but you until society collapses you can always rely on a library to be doing its level best and punching above its weight

2024-06-15 21:40:51

Utterly despise a “Netflix” button on a remote

2024-06-15 04:39:47

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Oh that shit HITS

2024-06-15 04:17:46

I like going through my old posts because I’m often on here when I’m stoned – and it’s like a completely different person with my same sense of humor was cracking jokes for me at 4AM
Do not tell my therapist about this, it would save us too much time talking about me

2024-06-15 03:48:28

I will never use another microblogging service, by the way. My I-don’t-give-a-fuck-about-my-career-or-brand-anymore-maybe-never-again posts will be exclusively shoved at you people until they put me in the camp. Can you imagine posting on Threads? It feels like doing therapy at a drive thru window.

2024-06-15 03:29:37

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OH, YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE APPRENTICE? Yes you did. You watched The Apprentice and I was watching The View. You cannot escape original sin

2024-06-15 03:27:28

What’s crazy is that AI isn’t the thing that killed Hollywood, but we’re going to watch that history be written in real time. Like everyone pretending they saw Scott Pilgrim in theaters. I worked on that movie’s marketing! No you didn’t!
And I was at the opening weekend of the original Mean Girls! Nobody fucking came but gay minors and middle school Grace Adlers!
Don’t pretend everyone felt bad for Britney! You laughed at her! I saw it!
I should start filming things. 😡

2024-06-14 14:28:15

Boomers get dysregulated if a conversation is anything other than nagging, people pleasing, or war

2024-06-14 07:33:27

I am not “in the wrong body” I am in the wrong reality

2024-06-14 03:22:55

Can I be honest and say that if they found a way to make it like, even more encrypted and locked away on a self destructing drive that requires two turns of a key to activate every few days, Microsoft’s Windows Recall thing sound awesome and cool and I want to be able to do that sorry sorry sorry don’t report me to The Verge police

2024-06-13 21:23:35

Growing curly hair is such torture

2024-06-13 05:03:24

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"How did you learn Photoshop so well?" I was there when the Deep Magic was written

2024-06-13 04:59:57

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Neither my father nor my boyfriend can put on The Simpsons alone. And I stand here, eternally benevolent, asking if they want subtitles

2024-06-13 04:57:33

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The Milennial Tech Support phenomenon fits with our overachieving good girl image so I love it but what are people going to do about their routers when we're gone

2024-06-13 04:56:25

My entire life I thought that people would keep getting better with computers – and that younger people would surpass us in technological prowess and then I watch my 26 year-old boyfriend try to use a remote to pick a TV show

2024-06-12 15:20:26

If Trump wins, where do I go to survive? New Zealand seems so far.

2024-06-11 03:21:48

Video essays about video essays? Unwatchable.

2024-06-09 19:13:01

Best iOS keyboard? The stock sucks and SwiftKey seems bloated.

2024-06-08 05:57:43

I’m angry
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2024-06-05 20:49:27

What do you do to pass the time on the worst day of your life? Don’t say anything addicting, I’m also broke

2024-06-05 14:04:19

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It’s going to take at least 8 months to try again. I’m 34.

2024-06-05 14:00:31

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My surgeon took the wrong notes the day of my consultation and decided to cancel on me while I was walking in

2024-06-05 13:49:32

They cancelled my surgery. I have to start the entire process over. I wish I was joking!

2024-06-04 16:43:42

Today is the last day I have to feel like this 😌

2024-06-03 18:49:11

Dear Tim Cook, I know your company is bad at AI, but that the native iOS keyboard constantly thinks I’m typing “fuck duo” and not “fucked up” is egregious censorship – to the point that it’s impeding the device’s core functionality of letting me bitch and moan all day

2024-06-03 06:09:19

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Instead, does anyone have any last minute tips for any of this?

2024-06-03 06:08:30

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Was thinking about crowdsourcing some things I could do in boyface “one last time” but remembered there’s literally nothing, so that’s encouraging

2024-06-03 06:06:22

I’m getting fairly extensive face surgery in like 48 hours are you excited

2024-06-02 06:34:37

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Oh they’re gonna love this project! I know they’re evil but if you have throwaway accounts… TikTok and Facebook have really cool recipes!

2024-06-02 06:28:43

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It basically slices, pulverizes and whips air into frozen liquids. It takes a bit of recipe experimentation to get the exact result you prefer but the texture is wonderful regardless. You can find it cheaper than this at various retailers. https://www.ninjakitchen.com/products/ninja-creami-deluxe-11-in-1-ice-cream-and-frozen-treat-maker-zidNC501

2024-06-02 06:24:32

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Oh!! This machine can make ANYTHING you freeze into a creamy ice cream texture. Even just frozen fruit! I did pineapples in juice tonight.

2024-06-02 06:20:01

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An at home ice cream machine

2024-06-02 06:17:00

The Ninja Creami Deluxe should be a human right

2024-06-02 05:46:10

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Just to be clear this wasn’t moment of personal growth, this was a circumstantial reprieve by the usually cruel randomness of chance

2024-06-02 05:28:28

I just realized something I thought was mortifying wasn’t actually embarrassing in hindsight and I feel like I just won the intrusive thought lottery

2024-06-01 01:13:45

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Put me in coach

2024-05-31 05:37:33

Aw now that America’s ending, I’m kind of getting nostalgic for it. Obviously only kind of

2024-05-31 02:19:27

This AI cash grab from Duolingo is the last straw. Fuck French and fuck this app

2024-05-30 07:19:13

One day someone is gonna gender me correctly and I’m going to be so ready

2024-05-29 04:14:37

Every new YouTube video I try has clearly had its script written or rewritten by ChatGPT and nobody in the comments ever seems annoyed by this. The future sucks so much

2024-05-25 07:37:33

You ever fuck up a post six times and just delete it to hide the dumbass edits? Me too, we all do. And we need to acknowledge that struggle

2024-05-21 00:16:57

It’s so bleak just sitting here waiting for all of this to collapse in on itself isn’t it

2024-04-14 18:37:12

DO NOT BRING YOUR CELL PHONE TO A PROTEST. NO WATCHES. NO AIRTAGS.

2024-04-09 06:54:57

To my surprise they were asking about vocal training techniques
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2024-03-23 01:03:21

The gayest sounding straight people phrase is “grand slam”