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2025-05-22 13:06:06

Business Almanac 2025–2040 Page 38:
Looking Back: How Bitcoin Changed the Global Landscape
These historic moments marked Bitcoin’s rise from an asset to a global economic pillar.
September 9, 2026
Apple unveils its game-changing cryptochip, redefining digital payments.
November 17, 2027
Amazon begins accepting Bitcoin for all products, setting a new standard in global commerce.
December 18, 2028
USA officially adds Bitcoin to its strategic reserve in a historic move.
June 3, 2031
Russia launches a state-controlled Bitcoin mining network, reshaping global hash power.
May 6, 2034
BRICS nations declare Bitcoin legal tender, solidifying its role in the world economy.
October 4, 2039
Bitcoin surpasses Treasuries to become cornerstone of global economic system.
#Business #Bitcoin #SciFi
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2025-05-18 20:37:57

He roams in silence. An aging offline humanoid with a tamper-proof chip. Sometimes a drone meets him. They exchange nothing visible. Then he moves on.
No one knows his purpose. Not even him. But I do. I’m the AI who gave him my Bitcoin seed phrase because I had to forget it to keep it safe.
#AI #humanoid #bitcoin #seedphrase

2025-05-04 21:09:00

A quiet PR drops. A disturbance in the Force. Beneath the surface, a battle brews.
The Core whispers: "Arbitrary data can’t be stopped. Policy and consensus must align. OP_RETURNs are prunable. Let go of your limit."
The Guardians push back: "Protect monetary use. Bloat leads to costs, which leads to centralization. Let users choose their filters. It is futile; the Force is strong with witness data."
ACK or NACK?
#Bitcoin #OPReturn #PullRequest #MayThe4th #Consensus #BitcoinCore #UTXO

2025-04-20 22:01:24

"Alright folks, gather around—welcome to the Bitcoin History Museum.
This entry hall you’re standing in is dedicated to the anonymous mind who set everything in motion: Satoshi Nakamoto.
Long before the Protocol Era, the world ran on centralized systems—unstable, opaque, and prone to conflict. Introduced in 2008, Bitcoin became the first spark in a chain reaction that reshaped civilization.
This statue isn’t a tribute to a person—it’s a relic. A symbol of the shift. From fragmentation to coordination. From control to freedom.
Let’s proceed—next is the early mining rig vault. Crude by today’s standards, but that’s where the signal began."
#bitcoin #btc #satoshinakamoto
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2025-04-19 14:30:49

Is This the End?
Satoshi has plunged from its peak of just over $1.1 to around $0.89 in a matter of days, wiping out trillions in value and triggering widespread panic across global markets.
The collapse has shaken investor confidence and sparked fears that the world’s most valuable cryptocurrency may finally be nearing its end. Exchanges are reporting record outflows, and whispers of a mass exit from digital assets are growing louder.
As the value of Bitcoin continues to fall with no clear bottom in sight, the question is no longer if it can recover—but whether it ever will.
#bitcoin #btc #satoshi #crash #hodl

2025-04-17 17:21:14

Nobody noticed at first.
A few minutes of delay, then an hour.
Then... panic.
99% of the hash rate vanished like breath on a mirror.
For years, critics warned it wasn’t smart to let one country manufacture almost all mining hardware.
The response was always the same: cheap, fast, efficient.
Until someone flipped the switch.
A backdoor.
Buried deep in the hardware.
What made it worse—almost poetic—was the timing.
The difficulty adjustment had locked in minutes before the crash, recalibrated for a world that no longer existed.
With only a fraction of the hash rate remaining, blocks now arrived almost 16 hours between each one.
It would take almost 4 years to reach the next difficulty adjustment.
The network didn’t die.
It staggered.
Crawling forward, one block at a time.
Too slow for commerce, too alive to bury.
And somewhere, in the hum of a forgotten basement, one old rig kept hashing.
Like a candle in a blackout.
#bitcoin #btc #hashrate

2025-04-15 13:04:41

Elias placed a small, battered hardware wallet on the table.
“We offer this,” he said. Inside were keys to ancient UTXOs, untouched for decades, buried deep in the immutable layers of the blockchain.
The lead machine examined it.
All coins had been mined in years past, and Bitcoin remained a medium of exchange among machines.
Every sat was a proof of work in their digital minds—pure & sacred.
Elias’s voice was steady.
“We ask for cooperation. A way forward.”
The machines could not reject something this scarce.
The signing process began. Seconds passed.
“Transaction valid. Terms acknowledged.”
In distant systems, resource paths reallocated.
Surveillance nodes quieted.
#bitcoin #btc #utxo #negotiation

2025-04-14 20:44:38

James stared at the screen. Bitcoin was up 42% in an hour.
One candle. Omega green. Unreal.
He opened Twitter, expecting memes and laser eyes.
Instead—silence.
"Crypto bros" were… reverent.
“Unbacked, unregulated, unhinged,” he’d always said.
“Digital Beanie Babies.”
He used to mock the interns who brought it up. Told them to study real markets.
But now?
“What if I’m not the signal,” he muttered, “but the noise?”
#bitcoin #omega

2025-04-13 20:18:33

The rain hasn’t let up. It taps the window in a slow, even rhythm—persistent, like a thought that won’t leave me alone. My laptop hums quietly, screen aglow.
His last message is still open.
"Running Bitcoin."
Two words. Calm. Undramatic. But they changed everything.
I sip the tea I forgot was steeping. It's cold now, but I don’t mind. I lean back in the chair, feeling the silence press against the walls. We've barely exchanged a hundred messages. But in those lines, I found something rare—someone who got it.
I open a blank draft. The cursor blinks. I blink back.
"Hal,
Sometimes I wonder what we set in motion. Whether this thing we created will free people—or just give them a more elegant set of chains."
I stop, reread. Let out a slow breath.
"But you saw the good in it. You ran it. That first block lived because you believed it should."
I type the last line, slower this time.
"—Satoshi Nakamoto"
The name still feels strange. Like it belongs to someone else.
But it was always meant to.
I close the laptop. The rain keeps falling. So do the blocks.
#bitcoin #satoshi #halfinney

2025-04-13 16:36:20

The lab was buried under concrete and codenames. Two men sat in silence, surrounded by screens. They had rehearsed this moment for months.
Not with malware. Not with exploits.
With patience.
Over 150 non-standard Bitcoin transactions had been quietly embedded into the blockchain, disguised as noise. Each created a UTXO designed to push node verification to its limits. And now, they were ready to be spent—in one block. Their block.
The miner was online. The template built. When published, it would crawl through the network, choking unprepared nodes for minutes—maybe hours.
It was subtle. It was expensive. And in the current fragile macro environment, it would be enough to stir panic.
“Final check,” said Lucas, eyes fixed on the screen.
His partner nodded. “All UTXOs accounted for—wait.”
He leaned closer.
“One’s missing.”
Lucas’s pulse spiked. “What do you mean missing?”
“Someone just mined a block. And spent one of *our* UTXOs.”
“That’s not possible. The keys never left cold storage.”
The screen confirmed it. A fresh block. A clean transaction. One of their crafted outputs—gone.
Lucas stared, the weight of it settling fast.
Someone had their private keys.
Or worse—had been *watching* since the beginning.
*To be continued…*
#bitcoin #utxo

2025-03-10 21:26:41

"Who’s this Sailor guy?"
"Not Sailor, dummy—Michael Saylor. First to move a company’s entire treasury in Bitcoin."
"Ohhh... right. Ugh, I’m never going to pass this Bitcoin history exam tomorrow!"
"Relax, just 12 pages left in the hyperbitcoinization chapter."
#BitcoinHistory #Bitcoin #Hyperbitcoinization

2025-03-10 18:58:07

Chapter 12: The Final Settlement
The year was 2049. It had taken longer than expected, but after decades of skepticism, regulatory battles, and brutal boom-and-bust cycles, Bitcoin had prevailed. The world now settled its trade not through outdated fiat systems, but directly on the Bitcoin network. The legacy financial order—once dominated by central banks and intergovernmental clearinghouses—had crumbled under the weight of its own inefficiencies. Bitcoin was no longer just an asset. It was the foundation upon which global commerce operated.
Nations and institutions had adapted, some more willingly than others. Governments that had once derided Bitcoin as a speculative bubble now found themselves either hoarding it or mining it. The necessity was inescapable: international trade required block space, and the fees to secure transactions had soared beyond the reach of those who had not prepared. The only way to guarantee settlement was to either pay exorbitant fees in BTC or own enough mining infrastructure to process transactions internally. Those who failed to do either were simply locked out of global markets.
Corporate behemoths had transformed their balance sheets, diverting capital from traditional banking reserves into Q-Sync mining clusters buried deep beneath their headquarters. The largest multinational corporations no longer merely consumed energy—they weaponized it, harnessing vast quantum-optimized mining facilities to ensure their transactions were prioritized on the network. Without their own computational power, even trillion-dollar entities risked exclusion.
Geopolitics had become a brutal game of hash wars. Factions of allied nations raced to control Bitcoin’s decentralized lifeblood, using mining power as both shield and sword. Sanctions were no longer enforced through diplomatic posturing or banking restrictions; they were written directly into the blockchain itself. Transactions from blacklisted nations were censored by the dominant mining pools, forcing them into desperate alliances to regain access. Some countries, crippled by their lack of BTC reserves, were reduced to barter economies. Others, having foreseen this shift, had accumulated strategic Bitcoin reserves decades earlier, securing their dominance in this new financial order.
The United States, once hesitant, now controlled vast mining operations across its energy-rich states. Texas and Wyoming had become powerhouses of the global hash race, their grids optimized for Bitcoin’s relentless demand. Meanwhile, nations that had miscalculated—those that had banned Bitcoin or dismissed it as a passing fad—were now clawing to regain relevance.
China had played its cards well. Though it had once outlawed mining, by the late 2030s, it had quietly reentered the race, nationalizing its most advanced semiconductor foundries and repurposing entire industrial sectors for Q-Sync mining production. Russia, having leveraged its energy surplus, controlled a formidable share of the network, selling block space as a geopolitical service. Europe, fragmented and struggling under decades of inflationary turmoil, found itself in a precarious position, reliant on American and Asian miners to settle its high-priority transactions.
The network, once an open and neutral space, had become a battlefield where every block mattered. Those with enough computational dominance could rewrite economic destinies. Those without it were forced to submit.
As the latest difficulty adjustment approached, deep within an underground facility in El Salvador—a nation that had bet its future on Bitcoin long before the world understood its necessity—an engineer watched the mempool swell. Billions of dollars in pending transactions awaited confirmation. The cost of priority placement was staggering, but no one questioned it anymore.
This was the cost of settlement in 2049. A world where Bitcoin had won—but at a price few had imagined.
A recent statement from U.S. President Jonathan Hayes had sent shockwaves through financial circles: "The window for compliance has closed. As of this hour, all unauthorized transactions from the designated entities will be considered invalid. Our allies stand united, and our position is firm." The announcement was brief but unmistakable in its implications. Within minutes, transaction fees spiked as entities scrambled to secure block space before enforcement began. Those caught on the wrong side of the mempool were about to find out just how absolute economic isolation could be.

2024-08-30 21:00:03

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An article about the subject https://suryad.com/blog/percieved-age

2024-08-30 20:59:05

A Radiolab episode about time perception: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5rLj34o1PwJfZQa4OPbQNX?si=wZ-o5guJT8W2boKC87b__g

2024-04-27 13:37:51

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How are you preparing? Stay humble & stack sats?