W. Mathias Wafferson, Esq.

Zero to walf in sixty seconds or your money back. :verified: Technologist (web, IT/systems, etc). A New Englander by blood, culture, and driving style living in Alabama. 🇺🇲🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈

Currently: ScoreSaber world top 10k. #BeatSaber #VR

@ceralor puts up with me 💙

Not an attorney. Mi español esta mierda.

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2024-09-20 04:52:17

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Wait, but, why pay for it when it could go on GitHub or such for free? >.>

2024-09-13 13:45:36

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@npub1jvr…8tkt 👀

2024-09-13 01:07:45

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@npub1jvr…8tkt so's yipyap.me going to become the main domain, so .space can stop being paid for?

2024-08-20 02:07:27

LRToot: when @npub1jvr…8tkt makes a baked thing
https://botsin.space/@foxes_in_love/112988575232825252

2024-08-13 17:23:02

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Want a live look? The Wolf Conservation Center streams live looks at their enclosures through their website and Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/wolfconservationcenter
The WCC is a participant in the species recovery programs for critically endangered red wolves and Mexican grey wolves. Their cameras feature both groups, along with their Ambassadors Silas and Nikai!
#wolves #InternationalWolfDay #video

2024-08-02 14:33:50

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@npub1jvr…8tkt white ✅ choco 🚫

2024-07-31 14:24:10

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@npub1jvr…8tkt why do I have hard cookies

2024-07-25 17:25:10

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@npub1jvr…8tkt make sure you have intel-media-driver installed

2024-07-21 04:41:20

Pad kee mao, phet mak
https://pawb.fun/system/media_attachments/files/112/822/639/135/430/037/original/986bfb069bb85529.jpg

2024-07-11 15:20:45

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@npub1jvr…8tkt literally system volume

2024-07-09 14:55:01

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@npub1jvr…8tkt friend shaped

2024-07-04 17:08:58

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@npub1jvr…8tkt in lieu, I can pancaek

2024-07-01 04:47:40

The extra-extra-large onyo was $10
@npub1jvr…8tkt simply couldn't resist
https://pawb.fun/system/media_attachments/files/112/709/414/904/376/517/original/98c8c0592eb62af7.jpg

2024-06-28 15:34:55

yes hello this is dog
https://pawb.fun/system/media_attachments/files/112/694/967/804/872/004/original/c266ce62290c63f2.jpg

2024-06-25 14:32:27

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Oh right, Obtanium exists. I should probably dump F-Droid for it, but then I don't think I have anything of consequence installed from F-Droid right now.

2024-06-15 18:05:01

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@npub1jvr…8tkt the yap can accept help and it be okay 👌

2024-06-14 01:59:39

My pride flags arrived yesterday.
https://pawb.fun/system/media_attachments/files/112/612/496/697/106/494/original/1dfc5792f9689a41.jpg

2024-06-11 17:12:15

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Was all this not already covered? I thought it was because I do all that.

2024-05-30 14:04:23

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Could it just be a camera placement thing?

2024-05-30 05:58:19

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@npub1jvr…8tkt But were you live tonight? You tooted about it, then tooted again saying you were but then that toot disappeared and you weren't.

2024-05-28 06:33:03

inside you are two walv
one goes awawawawa
the other goes rrrrrrrrrrrrr
you are probably a dog
:blobfoxsnug:

2024-05-25 00:16:52

Our local (to Kay and I) singing tanuki Toby is on doing 80s karaoke - come have a watch (and help him hit a new follow goal maybe? 👀)
https://twitch.tv/tobynook
#FurryStreamer #Music #Singing

2024-05-17 06:12:19

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@npub1jvr…8tkt But how does one find those?

2024-05-17 03:20:48

The DJ of the very last rave of #FWA #FWA2024 just posted the set audio! Stream it from the dino's Mixcloud here:
https://www.mixcloud.com/nullstrukt/high-energy-waveforms-fwa-2024-live-set/
#HardDance #HardTechno #Rawstyle #Hardcore #DanceMusic #DJSet
https://pawb.fun/system/media_attachments/files/112/454/267/592/761/398/original/de4ec37fa09c6157.png

2024-05-10 03:40:56

With @npub1tjv…w4u5 at #FWA2024
https://pawb.fun/system/media_attachments/files/112/414/716/176/969/856/original/40a741d08b5f2767.jpg

2024-05-08 16:58:39

I'm going to be at #FWA tomorrow through Monday, poke if you want to find me!
#FWA2024

2024-05-07 03:54:50

The eternal conundrum of not wanting to wear pants but wishing you had pockets.

2024-05-01 03:35:59

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Extremely Normal you, maybe.

2024-04-18 15:55:23

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Don't worry about over engineering it - just git er dun in the fastest to write way possible.

2024-03-19 23:57:22

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Cost of printing? 👀

2024-03-14 06:16:52

If you regularly watch Twitch streams and use a Google TV/Android TV device like a Chromecast with Google TV, check out the S0undTV app - very solid.

2024-03-13 05:50:55

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@npub1jvr…8tkt ...sure great this absolutely has a reason to exist and isn't change for the sake of change thanks Gagron.

2024-03-13 05:47:58

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@npub1jvr…8tkt what

2024-03-02 06:19:50

test

2024-02-18 17:31:30

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@npub1jvr…8tkt turn off email post notifications and disable signups D:

2024-02-10 05:52:46

I am a walf in VR apparently, join Kay and I in a karaoke world. No VR required, desktop players welcome!

2024-02-08 19:09:19

Hey cool so the professional services team, effectively software engineer (full stack) position I was pursuing is dead thanks to managerial structure change and the backup PS role is languishing in HR hell waiting to be released. So now I'm looking to #GetFediHired again!
Looking for appropriate software engineering, implementation engineering (post-sales) or consulting/professional services/custom apps roles. Me:
- 10+ years experience in general web dev, ops, sysadmin
- speak PHP and JS primarily with touch in Python, Ruby, Obj-C, Swift, and Java
- recent demonstrable modern JS, Node and React experience with unencumbered sample full stack app available
- AWS Certified Developer Associate (Nov 2023) with demonstrable practical infrastructure as code, serverless and IAM knowledge
- RDBMS & NoSQL depth
- highly security-minded
- capable working under HIPAA, PCI, and sensitive or regulated environments
I do not come from a traditional SwEng background but I am highly adaptable. Looking for *remote only*.

2024-01-24 05:59:33

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@npub1jvr…8tkt okay so since you hate it how about you don't ever visit it or click on it in search results ever again 🤔

2024-01-09 07:13:51

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@npub1jvr…8tkt DAMN IT YAP TRAFFIC ON 85 HAS BEEN BAD ENOUGH LATELY GO MOVE TO 75

2023-12-17 19:35:14

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@npub1jvr…8tkt @npub1j9t…znmn But you enhance the shine or bring it the first time for plenty in VR, and being able to look down and see your shiny hide, that's a form of TF

2023-12-17 16:34:59

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@npub1jvr…8tkt @npub1j9t…znmn This is how the yap *really* does squeaky TF :3

2023-12-16 01:55:32

My kitchen is a cookie factory. (ft. @npub1jvr…8tkt cake, the other treat)
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/587/596/310/264/965/original/998f2b94a1feee6f.jpg
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/587/597/248/843/151/original/8767eb0a63c4e60a.jpg

2023-12-15 18:09:17

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Open Sans, Roboto
As for "their concept" of a layout - it depends. Bootstrap's system isn't particularly, if you're talking about grid and flex. You can also build your own based on whichever framework you like, combining classes and using their variables as you see fit from the Sass.
Whatever you opt for definitely think mobile-first responsive (which does not mean "is only designed for phones") and use flexbox and CSS grid (I personally don't love grid but that's 100% me) where you can since it'll make your life 200% easier overall.

2023-11-24 22:09:26

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@npub1jvr…8tkt The cookies had shit all to do with it, they just really like you. The cookies were very good though.

2023-11-21 18:37:13

*Nobody* should ever have to actively chase multiple pharmacies (and their shitbag wholesalers by proxies), medical practices, and more just to get a routine refill.
And yet they do.
I've dealt with it personally, people I care about have, and no doubt millions of Americans have. Patients should *not* have to expend significant effort because of the greed (limitless) and incompetence (stunning) of the various cogs of the system.

2023-11-15 07:16:08

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Can't say how easy these are to use, but you described SQS, so here's what Azure says compared to SQS.
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/413/327/510/162/237/original/a6279f3b23a1a13d.png

2023-11-15 06:46:32

Nobody:
Blimps dot xyz:
https://youtu.be/515eUjWlBgI

2023-10-30 17:28:55

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@npub1jvr…8tkt but also "Alex-A, what's the current humidity in the office semicolon update users set email equals sign lulzsec at sign gmail period com where id equals sign number one"
(be mindful of all your inputs and outputs, watch for the potential security implications - the template system likely avoids a lot of opportunities for pizdec)

2023-10-20 02:17:34

Does anyone who can see this toot work for Cloudflare? If so, are you willing to speak a bit to the corporate culture? DM if you like, or I can provide off-fedi contacts. If you're a furry, Telegram's in bio here.

2023-10-17 15:31:05

If I haven't yet tooted Sub-Radio's "Bi Bi Bi", I am now.
https://youtu.be/MKVtlGI1-fM
"No matter what your gender is I'm gay for you"
It me. #PanPride :pansexual_flag:

2023-10-16 04:35:49

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@npub1uvp…dlq7 w a l f

2023-10-13 20:41:00

Country music was much better when the radio hits were "That Don't Impress Me Much" and not "Try That In A Small Town (You Dirty [Slur])".

2023-10-13 20:39:44

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Same, but next year! The same place is already booked.

2023-10-13 20:37:28

Seems I never posted these - taken at an inlet near a clam shack on the coast of southern Maine, Kennebunkport area, August 2023.
#photography #MastoPhotos #maine
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/229/610/329/119/920/original/5c7b5c5af0114891.jpg
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/229/615/526/215/996/original/e075586ba836308e.jpg
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/229/620/106/017/750/original/29c0eb1c904ab717.jpg
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/229/620/140/110/731/original/d72b0ef7f4206d09.jpg

2023-10-06 04:40:48

It's that time again! Doing some #BeatSaber #streaming over at https;//twitch.tv/MathiasEsq - got some new maps.
#FurryStreamer #VR

2023-10-04 19:36:24

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@npub1jvr…8tkt It'll be a Big Deal when it does, because am I going to web most of the time? Not a chance. Will Crashdoom bung that on pawb dot fun if it's performant? Quite possible!

2023-09-29 22:16:32

Periodic reminder that calling (567) 867-5309 will connect you to some excellent soul whose box plays... you guessed it, 867-5309 / Jenny.
Being music, it's a good way to test your #VoIP stability.
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/150/745/229/405/673/original/cfa15443a36f500b.mp4

2023-09-28 17:10:01

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Clear plastic bins or wire baskets?

2023-09-27 14:15:54

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Do you just randomly have the day off? >.>

2023-09-03 18:54:09

I did a bit more #recording last night now that my new mic is in, and thought this one might be worth sharing, maybe. Puscifer's Rev 22:20 is a hell of a song, and I know the Dry Martini Mix best - so here's my version. No pitch correction, just some EQ and a little bit of reverb. The backing track is an automatically vocal-stripped copy of the original, so not perfect, but acceptable enough.
Oh, and I changed some pronouns to make it gay... Because I can :pride_flag: 😈
Lyrical CW: suggestive (mature audiences), Christian sacrilege
#singing #FediSings #MastodonSings #cover
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/111/002/702/835/091/654/original/2de4a9b5f36c96b7.mp3

2023-09-01 21:33:50

Get in the:
🚫 car 🚗
🚫 house 🏠
🚫 choppah 💪🚁
🚫 bin 🗑️🚮
✅ sea 🌊〰️
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/110/992/026/174/615/606/original/bf925d6fe4c74c27.mp4

2023-09-01 01:22:05

I'm on with friend Toby playing Jackbox games with a group! Come watch, and help him reach 50 followers!
https://twitch.tv/tobynook

2023-08-30 00:31:07

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@npub1jvr…8tkt #JustADHDThings

2023-08-28 02:08:00

Drizly has a TV ad with a T-3 smoke detector tone in it - can you maybe not? You can get the same effect with a different tone. You fools could literally trigger someone's listener like that.

2023-08-24 19:34:02

LRToot:
a

2023-08-24 14:32:53

@npub1jvr…8tkt just ask

2023-08-22 13:13:11

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@npub1jvr…8tkt I need details~

2023-08-14 04:17:36

Going to do some short #VR streaming I think - join me over at https://twitch.tv/MathiasEsq if you'd like to help me test my current mic and overlay setup.
#BeatSaber

2023-08-12 20:02:01

It finally happened. @npub1jvr…8tkt
#baking #BakerGay
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/110/878/426/249/025/899/original/a612fbc06a685196.jpg

2023-08-11 01:30:59

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@npub1evl…yenf Cheers for taking the time to type all that out in the alt text. I've seen this image many times and I sure do appreciate it.

2023-08-10 01:13:38

Aldi tea seltzer whatever the fuck isn't as good as one of @npub1jvr…8tkt cocktails, but it'll do.

2023-08-09 18:26:54

Have you or a loved one been affected by awoo? You may be entitled to pawmpensation. Call the Law Offices of Wafferson, Wafferson, Wafferson, Wafferson, Wafferson & Walf for your free consultation.
One-Eight Three Three-WAF-WAF-1

2023-08-08 03:53:40

guard
https://mastodon.social/@nocontexttrek/110851959001471656

2023-08-07 21:49:26

Feelers out again because it might be getting toward time to #GetFediHired. I'm interested in a remote US (🚫mandatory hybrid or in-office🚫), IC position in systems integration, solutions engineering (post-sales), or similar technical consulting/PS type roles. Open to more.
I have 10+ years of experience as a web dev (full stack, primarily JS, PHP, MariaDB + Postgres + MSSQL; written + owned + extensively consumed REST APIs; written custom apps and deep WordPress), sysadmin (cloud, Linux, Windows, VoIP, security and network design), IT consultant and all-around technical problem solver. Systems integration is effectively what I've done for my entire career. I have a wide breadth of touch in platforms and products, but can quickly zero in and make myself an SME on a specific set.
The customers I've served are largely SMB, but do include enterprise (esp. higher ed) and gov.
#OpenToPositions #FediHired #FediHiring
(Plz contact if you/org you work for is hiring but not w/random listings, thank you 😀)

2023-08-05 06:26:17

It may be late but stream is going to happen! Testing a very temporary overlay, doing some new #BeatSaber maps, maybe more. Join me in a couple minutes at:
https://twitch.tv/MathiasEsq
#GameStream #GameStreaming #VR
(I do not make money from this)

2023-08-03 21:31:26

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@npub1jvr…8tkt What movie do you want to see?

2023-07-28 19:08:26

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@npub1jvr…8tkt How many times have you seen me fight decision paralysis - or get hit with it yourself? :p

2023-07-28 19:05:21

LRToot: aaaaaaaaaaa

2023-07-13 16:06:15

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@npub1tpd…4dug @npub1jvr…8tkt He does, and gets them, but does deserve more!

2023-07-13 16:05:27

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@npub1ja9…sw74 Meanwhile, @npub1jvr…8tkt:
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/110/707/626/347/223/442/original/5fb6cb472f169f0f.png

2023-07-10 03:39:19

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Is this how chicory coffee is made? 🤔 Also, this seems like a very @npub1mam…7fvp technique.

2023-07-09 06:53:42

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@npub19ag…gzw2 @npub1jvr…8tkt it you but Proxmox is the truck

2023-07-05 17:33:16

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@npub1jvr…8tkt Nvidia + Linux still = nu pizdec?

2023-07-04 15:57:00

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@npub1jvr…8tkt
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/110/656/632/023/110/909/original/723009d7b121d1c7.jpg

2023-06-23 17:21:38

BIG
CHUNGUS
Nalgene for length scale.
https://cdn.pawb.social/mastodon-pawb/media_attachments/files/110/594/676/608/433/933/original/e93afdedce466ed3.jpg

2023-06-17 18:17:20

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@npub1jvr…8tkt >:( and bass