Sir HillBilly Whisperer

Navy veteran, IS Business Analyst

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Shameless_at_noagendasocial.com@mostr.pub

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2024-01-10 14:42:47

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2024-01-05 14:58:03

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@npub16e4…7u0w Amen!

2023-12-28 14:39:50

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2023-12-25 03:57:31

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2023-12-21 16:22:27

Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now!

2023-12-19 13:22:51

Is it still arson if you were trying to kill a spider?

2023-12-15 12:58:36

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2023-12-04 12:30:50

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2023-12-02 15:51:31

When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.

2023-12-02 02:07:32

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2023-11-26 17:07:29

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2023-11-26 17:05:11

I don't always get lucky but this one time I did find a few fries under my car seat when I was between pay periods.

2023-11-16 21:44:02

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2023-11-13 12:19:12

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy food and that’s pretty much the same thing.

2023-11-03 11:21:33

"I'm really excited about leg day." - a tadpole

2023-11-02 11:07:33

Somebody needs to figure out how to deep fry a salad.

2023-10-27 11:22:31

Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight.

2023-10-26 11:31:55

Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive.

2023-10-23 11:45:51

No other Looney Tunes character has parlayed their fame into a greater success story than Elmer Fudd with his glue company

2023-10-21 18:19:24

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2023-10-17 19:22:33

I want one for work
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2023-10-06 18:43:16

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@npub1vny…74p3 Congrats!

2023-10-03 13:09:57

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@npub1ga0…u33r Sounds like you live at ground zero

2023-10-02 16:17:25

https://www.newsweek.com/laphonza-butler-californoa-residence-questions-gavin-newsom-dianne-feinstein-1831243?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral

2023-10-02 13:21:37

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@npub12zz…tt6z 🤣

2023-10-01 15:05:24

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@npub1a2s…hk7y 😂

2023-09-29 13:26:37

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@npub1x47…tlfg But this can put him in the national spotlight

2023-09-29 13:14:41

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@npub1032…lc5r 7

2023-09-28 01:14:21

I got a scholarship to University of Phoenix!!!
Well it's really more of a coupon

2023-09-26 11:29:09

If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet.

2023-09-26 11:28:15

Morning campers. "Herpes The Love Bug" is not the same movie as "Herbie The Love Bug". Sorry we messed up the Family Film Fest last night.

2023-09-23 19:55:53

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2023-09-22 19:52:49

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@npub1wzp…8quw @npub129w…nzqq A NA meetup in hell! What shall we name it? 😃

2023-09-22 18:11:36

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@npub129w…nzqq I am so going to hell for laughing!

2023-09-22 11:53:21

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called hunger.

2023-09-16 18:27:16

They say your home is your castle.
But the second you build a dungeon in the basement someone inevitably calls the cops

2023-09-13 21:37:08

My grandson at football practice
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2023-09-13 18:13:37

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2023-09-13 10:55:40

My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes.

2023-09-13 10:55:03

Whoa whoa, calm down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick.

2023-09-13 10:54:41

If you come home and your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.

2023-09-13 10:54:13

Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch..

2023-09-13 10:53:53

Me: What song will you sing when you see me naked? Bad Company's Feel like Makin' Love?
Wife: Ozzy Osbourne's Bark at the Moon.

2023-09-13 10:52:27

"I dropped the ball"
- things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy

2023-09-12 11:37:55

Selected a charity for my major donations this year. It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them.

2023-09-11 11:45:41

She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray.

2023-09-11 11:43:01

When I see people running to catch the elevator I'm on I yell "HURRY! YOU GOTTA SMELL THIS!".

2023-09-10 15:09:54

When I was a kid all I wanted in the world was to become a pro athlete, but now that I'm older all I really want is to be on Drunk History.

2023-09-10 15:08:16

I'm pretty sure the coupon I gave you for a $7 haircut suggests that I'm not interested in that $44 bottle of shampoo, but thank you.

2023-09-10 15:07:29

Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September.

2023-09-10 15:07:00

Top three phrases uttered in our household, in order of frequency: 1. "I burped." 2. "I love you." 3. "I farted."

2023-09-08 12:25:08

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@npub1w5p…7gzp You are on a roll!

2023-09-05 11:30:02

People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions.

2023-09-03 22:41:57

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2023-09-03 22:41:44

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2023-09-03 22:41:13

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2023-09-03 22:39:56

Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section...

2023-09-03 22:39:34

I've asked a question, ignored the answer and been too ashamed to ask again, way more times than I'd like to admit.

2023-09-03 22:38:08

I put vodka in my Powerade because happiness and electrolytes are both important.

2023-09-02 14:58:26

If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment.

2023-09-02 14:57:33

If a child goes to the first day of school and a parent doesn't post it on Facebook, did it really happen?

2023-09-02 12:30:14

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2023-09-01 17:19:39

@npub14k2…80hm
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2023-09-01 11:36:30

I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs.

2023-09-01 11:36:00

If you don't need to start your day with coffee, I don't trust you.

2023-09-01 11:35:22

When I have to bite my tongue, my middle finger always speaks up for me.

2023-09-01 11:34:44

Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart.

2023-08-31 13:59:18

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@npub1n28…vyjn 🤣

2023-08-31 11:18:23

I go to Taco Bell and throw in random adjectives to see if they notice. "I'll have the Cheesy Double Sweaty Burrito."

2023-08-31 11:17:05

I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it.

2023-08-31 11:16:43

I'm guessing that most people who claim to "count calories" are really bad at math.

2023-08-31 11:16:07

Even the crickets are left speechless by the awkward silences I create.

2023-08-31 11:15:13

I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended.
Just kidding. Could you imagine?

2023-08-30 12:19:20

https://www.theepochtimes.com/science/over-1600-scientists-sign-no-climate-emergency-declaration-5482554?utm_source=Morningbrief&src_src=Morningbrief&utm_campaign=mb-2023-08-30&src_cmp=mb-2023-08-30&utm_medium=email&est=88ZeyoH9l8Fp2aWiy7pWjUJfhqdEt6tMk7FcqAfaRaB2T9cZvdYMKmHpUwI%2BshNG2wzr

2023-08-30 01:52:36

To all veterans who are struggling
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Y5MNGd/

2023-08-29 22:42:57

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2023-08-29 12:17:50

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@npub12h8…vrmj I am already there. 😃

2023-08-28 00:29:08

After many years, I am finally a knight!

2023-08-27 14:53:28

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2023-08-27 14:53:13

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2023-08-27 14:52:58

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2023-08-23 21:18:49

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2023-08-22 11:54:11

The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet.

2023-08-21 10:30:54

Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now.

2023-08-17 12:43:00

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2023-08-16 01:36:53

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@npub10h9…cmfp Oh yeah. I am in Tennessee this week and the area is crawling with them! 😂

2023-08-16 00:22:28

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2023-08-15 01:27:41

https://youtu.be/De0or00vr0E

2023-08-14 23:24:13

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2023-08-14 17:37:30

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@npub1n28…vyjn 😂

2023-08-14 14:13:09

I love the snow. Some of my best friends are flakes.

2023-08-14 14:12:48

You said you run for fun? You know we have the internet now, right?

2023-08-14 14:12:23

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.

2023-08-14 14:11:32

I tried and I tried, and I'd almost given up any hope of winning the Annual Flatulence Contest... but then I got my second wind...

2023-08-14 14:11:12

Music tours that should have happened:
Ratt/Poison
Queen/Prince
The Who/Guess Who
Styx/The Stones
The Cars/Motörhead/Traffic
Usher/At The Drive-In
Def Leppard/Glass Tiger/White Lion
The Grass Roots/The Doobie Brothers
Green Jelly/The Jam
Sheriff/Lobo/The Police
Edison Lighthouse/Tesla
Breathe/Weezer
Black Sabbath/Judas Priest

2023-08-13 11:25:49

The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands.

2023-08-13 11:25:17

🎶Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are there?
Just like me, you have worms
In your hair🎶

2023-08-13 11:24:33

I'm not eating nearly as much ice cream that 7 year old me thought I would be.

2023-08-13 11:23:38

One at a time, voices in my head, one at a time.

2023-08-12 23:22:39

https://youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro