The Mïghty Kräcken

I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass

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2024-09-15 15:59:27

Honestly, he doesn't care if they're eating the dogs. He doesn't own a dog. Or a cat. Or listen to music, enjoy art or poetry, or have any close friends. He doesn't care about any of the finer things in life, he just wants power over you.

2024-08-12 22:51:47

So ... have ya decided who you're voting for yet?

2024-07-27 02:32:52

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@npub16zx…xzxc
Please tell me it didn't use AI. They will doom us all if they force an AI to eat poo.

2024-07-27 02:25:42

There is a robot called the Litter-Robot. It eats your cat's poo. Passing the butter doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
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2024-07-23 00:28:20

I wanted to learn how to make those neat origami shapes out of dollar bills, but then I couldn't think of a situation where it wasn't a dick move to hand someone a dollar bill that's been folded 45 times.

2024-07-15 20:37:38

Why isn't Mike Pence running for vice president this year? What's the hang-up?

2024-07-04 10:29:19

According to CNN, "Bob’s joins a growing number of retail bankruptcies in 2024, spurred from a slowdown in consumer spending and rising inflation."
Oh, you mean the rising inflation that has both caused consumers to slow down their spending and also resulted in record corporate profits? We're calling that inflation?
Bob's was purchased by private equity firm GoDigital Media Group in 2022, and it took them two years to drive this 70 year old business into bankruptcy.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/03/business/bobs-stores-closures/index.html

2024-06-26 05:36:13

Stan remixed and remastered all our songs on Bandcamp. I think the improvement is remarkable because I thought they were perfect before, but somehow, now they are perfecter.
If you haven't heard Years for Months yet, you're gonna want to check it out.
https://yearsformonths.bandcamp.com/

2024-06-19 19:11:07

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@npub1te7…3dzs
Hilarious

2024-06-08 21:41:23

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I think if you want to be unique, you have to be uniquely ugly. There's no such thing as uniquely beautiful. Beauty is an ideal. At best, there are like 20 different ways to look beautiful. They're still inventing new ways to be ugly. And there's no judgment there. Ugly can be much more interesting to look at than beautiful.

2024-06-08 21:40:44

You're not as special as they told you. Nature has recycled your exact face like a thousand times over the course of human history. Right now, there's a koala taking a nap in a eucalyptus tree who has your exact same fingerprints.

2024-05-26 15:01:59

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@npub1grx…uxfe I recently replaced some washing machine shocks. The video online made it look easy, but those things were tough to get out.

2024-05-24 02:27:16

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@npub1tel…4v4v I also choose this person's posts.

2024-05-18 00:56:33

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@npub1c8l…sldj
"Moon Crashes into Major City
Millions Dead"

2024-05-15 19:30:28

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@npub1rkt…sqek
That seems outrageously dumb. Were there any exceptions for firefighters, or would they need to run into a burning building without a mask?

2024-05-11 18:52:55

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@npub1tel…4v4v
You missed the point entirely on this one, so it's a job well done!

2024-05-08 18:52:27

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@npub1sk4…d83s Great! Now I can't watch "This New Show"

2024-05-02 23:26:53

Fight AI theft by posting really bad art

2024-04-30 18:02:52

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@npub1aka…zzz2 Will the Supreme Court say it's against the constitution?

2024-04-30 17:03:43

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@npub1mdk…aptk I guess I'm late to the party. Why do we hate Substack?

2024-04-27 02:18:22

I don't normally post food on Mastodon, but when I do, it's to brag on my partner's amazing cooking skills.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/340/773/826/401/323/original/f135e906263e65b6.jpg

2024-04-16 22:13:53

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@npub1grx…uxfe No, but it seems on brand

2024-04-14 00:30:24

And then I look for someone to help me get off my knees because I am old and frail
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2024-04-13 21:13:33

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@npub1mmf…eknq Wait? What are follow requests? Where do they hide? My account is open. Why would I get follow requests?

2024-04-13 18:50:35

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@npub1mmf…eknq
How to find out if you're a creep: Like this post and wait.
I'm on the edge of my seat.

2024-04-06 06:06:51

If the Oregonians pushing for Greater Idaho want to be a part of Idaho so badly, I urge them to sell their homes and move to Idaho.
https://www.eastidahonews.com/2024/04/wallowa-county-press-oregon-governor-legislature-on-greater-idaho-border-talks/

2024-03-31 04:03:34

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@npub1ls2…8x9m
🎉🎉🥳🎉🎉

2024-03-22 17:54:04

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2024-03-20 00:19:03

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@npub1su4…a0dw A remarkable achievement!

2024-03-19 01:50:38

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@npub1xzm…eykm will it be a problem if I post random memes that I find online that have no attribution?

2024-03-17 17:57:43

Big Data will do anything to get your personal information
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/112/300/999/523/232/original/cea854b3bc9044d7.jpg

2024-03-03 22:36:06

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@npub1y7x…jrl4 I don't believe it, but sometimes I imagine it ... as a treat.

2024-03-03 12:13:53

Twitter didn't change their name and I can prove it. You can tell by the fact that when you say Twitter, everyone still knows what you're talking about, but when you say X, they think your talking about your girlfriend who broke up with you for keeping your Twitter account.

2024-02-27 00:00:32

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@npub1su4…a0dw "One engine failed energetically" means it blew up, right?

2024-02-21 00:21:38

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@npub1vgg…pm2j So when does Hannity get slapped with a slander lawsuit?

2024-02-01 20:30:45

Gonna start a patreon so you all can fund my dream of sitting at home fucking around all day

2024-01-30 21:16:57

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@npub1e0g…3wlv no offense intended, but do we really need content warnings for ancient marble statues?

2024-01-08 02:58:55

Hittin' the sauce pretty hard today
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/718/083/639/715/977/original/c66568e30730a44f.jpg

2024-01-02 15:17:09

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@npub1su4…a0dw This typo suggests a certain level of rage at Twitters new owner, "2023-2024 Tesla Model X Long Rage"

2023-11-16 17:54:12

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@npub1su4…a0dw I would rather have an android app on my windows computer.

2023-10-21 18:07:37

If it bothers you that they used to sacrifice virgins, it might help to consider that they'd start with the eldest. The first into the volcano would be that 30 year old still living in his mom's basement who blames all his problems on feminism.

2023-10-19 15:08:34

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@npub1su4…a0dw that's alarming

2023-10-10 19:08:58

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@npub16hv…sz5u #MastodonHack just follow everyone who engages with this post.

2023-09-03 02:16:29

What with the Burning Man festival being rained out and Jimmy Buffett dying, it has not been a good day for hedonism.

2023-09-02 20:40:00

Do you have your Labor Day decorations up yet?

2023-08-28 19:00:28

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@npub16hv…sz5u "I finally understand blockchain"

2023-07-19 17:27:58

I'm not really impressed when a stuntman jumps out of a plane or falls off a cliff. What really gets my heart pounding is when someone in a movie goes into a grocery store without a mask.

2023-07-14 20:56:03

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@npub1p9k…865w it seems like you're halfway there for making a replacement for Reddit.

2023-07-07 17:20:48

I'm trying to cut back on sugar. I'm not saying it's hard, but if you cut a line of sucrose on a mirror in front of me right now, I would snort it.

2023-07-04 20:24:57

I want to find the absolute UNIT who is sampling dry white rice in the store and shake their hand.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/657/677/061/292/081/original/db6f7d8835a9e716.jpg

2023-07-03 22:23:24

Does anyone carry cash anymore? How much cash do you have on you right now?
Just to make this scientific, put it all in an envelope and send it to me.

2023-07-02 19:01:55

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@npub1ls2…8x9m Oh shit, someone cut the brake line

2023-07-02 18:57:48

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@npub1ls2…8x9m Someone put a brick on the gas pedal

2023-07-02 06:04:27

I have been hearing about this article for months and months and tonight finally took the time to read it. I'm glad I did. Cory Doctorow clearly explains that nagging feeling you might have about what is wrong with the websites you spend so much of your valuable time on. If you haven't done so yet, please take the time to read and digest what he has to say.
https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/21/potemkin-ai/#hey-guys

2023-06-27 19:09:52

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@npub1su4…a0dw I've seen this movie ...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Dreams_(film)

2023-06-17 19:08:23

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@npub1dxj…exjn It's the same for phone reviewers. They seem to think the public wants phones that weigh less than a sheet of paper with batteries that last 2.5 seconds. My ideal phone only needs to be charged once a month and can be thrown through a window with a note tied to it as a threat. It should be held together with drywall screws and replacement parts should be available at Lowe's.

2023-06-15 20:17:29

Can anyone guess where I am?
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/550/072/374/703/607/original/4be6290727c48f63.jpg

2023-06-14 16:13:13

You didn't listen to the rest of what the ghost had to say. All you heard was, "Get Out", and you started running. What they said was, "Get outside and take a walk. It's a beautiful day and you should enjoy the fleeting beauty of life."

2023-06-11 01:24:17

I want to start a business, but where would you even find a supplier of fake Rolexes these days?

2023-06-04 18:43:22

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@npub1lrv…tth9 A real-estate crash is the only way most of us will ever be homeowners.

2023-05-02 19:36:31

The nice thing about Mastodon is that if you make a post that gets zero engagement, you don't have to wonder if you got screwed by the algorithm. You unambiguously got screwed by yourself.