Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie / is on Nostr

Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic.

Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat)

The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

Web: https://geordieguy.au
Location: The Sydney Cinematic Universe
Call me: He/Him, “Jaw-dee”
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Last Notes

2024-07-01 23:53:11

America honey are you ok?

2024-06-30 22:12:12

Other one for the hive mind - a couple of days ago someone on here said they were having a bit of a struggle with their mail. They lost someone recently and all their mail is related to the administrivia of that and it hurts and they were wondering if someone would send them a letter just so their post isn't 100% grief-inducing. Did anyone else see this because I'd like to help...

2024-06-17 05:02:10

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2024-06-06 05:37:32

Came back from a party in a cab. Phone was on charge in bag so paid with card like a noob and now my card is cancelled because someone tried to by makeup with it in a convenience store in Tokyo.

2024-05-31 03:49:37

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my suggestion is "yes." All of them are gorgeous I want to drink them.

2024-05-29 10:58:58

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https://www.vandiemansink.com.au/products/van-diemans-feline-mad-half-hour-fountain-pen-ink

2024-05-29 10:57:09

I accidentally more pen ink.

2024-05-29 02:05:15

Never forget.
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2024-05-28 03:32:04

They used to teach first aiders to leave a crush injury because removing a crushing force could release trapped body chemistry problems to flow around the body. Now they recommend get the piano off the dude, which always sort of made more sense to me. Continuing to be crushed is worse than any problems stopping it causes.

2024-05-21 05:03:54

Nothing says "I wasn't expecting to support Windows" like "c:\program files\software\usr\local\bin"

2024-05-02 11:55:45

Remember: April is Procrastination Awareness Month

2024-04-17 23:44:39

Hobby electronics is 80% dealing with the fact everything expects 5v and 5v batteries aren't really a thing, and 20% being told on forums that your question is wrong.

2024-04-11 02:11:32

The primary reason the "Australian tech sector" is whining about the proposed merger laws, is it would require that sector to start businesses with the intent to produce goods and services that people buy, generating revenue in excess of expenses, which would equate to profit.
"Hang on Geordie that's how business works" I hear you say.
Sweet summer child.
Enormous swathes of the Australian start-up sector has no real interest in long term profitability through the legacy "making shit and selling it to people that want to buy it" method. The idea is to get a group of people to make a product and show that they can make a good product, then rather than deal with the machinations of getting them to buy it, handling support of it, producing new versions, features, etc. you instead toss your hair provocatively at a large tech company or established sector for acquisition.