SuperLutheran

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Catch my audio either on the Godcast or at soundcloud.com/verylutheran
verylutheran.biz

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2024-09-03 13:44:19

Female missionaries be like
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2024-09-02 01:43:37

I hate this meme.
Summer's end approaches, now comes the darkened and gloomy months where happiness (95° weather, humidity, the burning sun) is but a memory.
Look what I'm saying is, if I had to choose how I die, heatstroke is my first option. I crave Death Valley weather, and the moment the temperature goes below 80° I'm freezing.
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2024-08-19 20:27:03

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>tradition
>orthodoxy
Pick one lmao
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2024-08-19 20:26:09

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Excellent! I hope it's a good one man, let me know how it goes

2024-08-19 20:25:43

NEW: MONDAY NIGHT BIBLE STUDY STREAM!
We've tabled the Church Fathers streams so we can add a second Bible study every week. And what better way to hit up the vanity of Mondays than to start up on Ecclesiastes?
Join me tonight as we introduce the book by discussing the foundations of Wisdom literature and how to read it.
Find the stream here only:
t.me/VeryLutheran
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2024-08-15 18:29:55

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Related.
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2024-08-13 18:50:04

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You know that one study that showed how some women will tell other women to cut their hair short? Like, if one girl perceives the other as a threat or as being prettier than her, she'll tell the competition to cut her hair, masking the bad advice as good advice.
Posts like this are like that, intended to keep those on the bottom from rising up.

2024-08-13 18:37:07

If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy married.
If you aren't functional under tyranny, you won't be functional if our guys run things.
If you aren't devout as a layman, you won't be devout after being ordained.
Fix yourself before receiving good, or else the good you think you're getting will end up bad.

2024-08-12 17:03:34

From a listener
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2024-08-12 13:04:52

New Evaluating Gnosticism now up!
"The Gospel of Thomas" is typically the first work of pseudepigrapha that Christians find out about - maybe after the Shepherd of Hermas.
Thankfully not as many of us are duped by it as in the past, but back in the day it was a true subversive threat. Let's get into it and find out why:
soundcloud.com/verylutheran/evaluating-gnosticism-pt21-tommy-boys-hypgnotic-poison-gospel

2024-08-08 18:59:49

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You know, I just clicked "Poast" with a reply similar to yours, but then I saw that you asked it first and went "aw, DANGIT Victor got to the point first!" Audibly.
Anyway yeah islam is extremely left-coded.

2024-08-08 13:18:19

New sigma dating strategy just dropped.
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2024-08-07 12:43:37

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More products on the way. Coming out this week:
-The "Endurance Bro" hat @npub1cvh…wx2e requested last week.
-Lutheran Evangelism shirts to make sharing your faith easier!

2024-08-07 12:43:17

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Second sticker. Maybe we abandon dead institutions together? Like old times?
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2024-08-07 12:42:58

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The first sticker we designed. Now I wouldn't tell anyone to go about doing a stickering campaign, but at the very least this would make a SICK bumper sticker.
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2024-08-07 12:42:29

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Our first shirt!
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2024-08-07 12:41:54

Catacomb Catechesis is delayed a week due to most of our Deacons being very busy.
So uh, you guys mind if I shill some product a bit? As a treat?
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2024-08-07 01:33:06

You want the real solution to Lutheran apostasy?
Start by abolishing scholasticism and embracing Pietism. Nearly every scholastic based Lutheran body has fallen. Keep the Quia subscription to the Book of Concord, but stop falling into the fate of rationalists.
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2024-08-06 22:00:37

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2024-08-06 02:29:20

I'M GONNA DRINK THIS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE (with a side of seed oils) AND THE BIBLE SAYS YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME IN MATTERS OF FOOD AND DRINK SO LET ME ENJOY THINGS
#note1g4e…ttyq
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2024-08-06 02:23:54

ATTENTION
My wonderful mother sent me two more bottles of Buldak hot sauce. Shout-out Mom, I'm gonna be pouring this stuff on everything, even my coffee.

2024-08-05 15:48:49

I have been informed that the stock market is crashing and people are losing money.
All's I can say as a millennial is, wait people had money? What's that like?
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2024-08-03 12:35:11

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Korone on every bag of Purina One.
SeaWorld, now with Gawr Gura as a virtual tour guide.
Pipkin Pippa doing ad reads for suicide prevention centers.
Mori Calliope on the label of every bottle of NyQuil.
You know what? That's still better than the current advertising regime.

2024-08-02 04:31:41

Oh my goodness this whole movie is just women being horrible to each other
#note1trh…39us

2024-08-02 02:28:34

Watching "Girl Interrupted" with the wife. Seems like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest for women.

2024-08-01 16:25:16

Today I learned that James White is more antisemitic than me.
Apparently, laughing at memes about jews is grounds for him threatening to "name names" and urge elders to "step down."
The fruit of this is encouraging jews to remain in unrepentant carnal security.
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2024-08-01 04:30:44

Guys my wife didn't like the newest hyped up anime, what do I do?
#note1a3m…t655

2024-07-31 21:25:02

BIBLE STUDY STREAM TONIGHT!
When questions of His authority arise, how does our Savior respond? Does He even respond at all? Let's find out!
Find the stream here only at 9pm EST:
t.me/VeryLutheran
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2024-07-31 03:13:30

Grapplers beat strikers-
youtu.be/KYO7IC-WMN8
Lmao no. Don't listen to propaganda. Men, choose your martial art and go at it with gusto, everything works and in the streets it's any man's game.

2024-07-24 11:44:57

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"Welcome to church, little children - NOW GET TO WORK"

2024-07-23 16:14:56

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Say it isn't so!
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2024-07-23 12:44:27

New Sex&Marriage now up!
Let's get into a more heady concept, addressing two of the presuppositions that keep people from being *willing* to have happy relationships.
soundcloud.com/verylutheran/sexmarriage-how-am-i-supposed-to-compete-with-that

2024-07-23 11:28:24

In case you don't have time to listen to the whole thing, here's a summary:
#note1vtd…utwk
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2024-07-23 11:25:25

Good morning everyone!
It is Tuesday my dudes, let's get some bread - and here's some content while you earn it.
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZtGPwXtON0

2024-07-23 02:16:40

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That's all well and good but I was referring to the castration part lol

2024-07-19 16:28:48

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Touche, but I would wager bad actors might want it to look like an accident, gain peoples' trust again, and then prep for the big one.

2024-07-19 16:22:20

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Call me a nutter, but I think there are a whole lot more of us than we're aware of, and more people are learning the truth about our world every day. So chances are, what happened with the crowdstrike shutdown was likely a dry run for a mass "shut it down" event.

2024-07-17 17:28:25

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2024-07-17 02:14:49

My thought that this movie is about autism is confirmed by the extended conversation about smurfs and Smurf anatomy.
Why did so many people tell me I should watch this movie?
#note1803…pq4h

2024-07-17 01:37:06

I'm watching Donnie Darko for the first time right now. Director's cut.
Thus far it's just been a painful experience watching Gyllenhaal act as an aggressive sperg.

2024-07-15 17:49:21

We also shouldn't forget that hell is also full of freaks. Unfortunately, being a freak is normal these days.
#note1zfa…y0wa
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2024-07-15 17:45:08

Reminder that hell is full of normal people.
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2024-07-13 23:08:55

Trump "injured in incident"
Every time it looks like the media couldn't be more deceitful, they surpass themselves.
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2024-07-13 05:04:08

youtu.be/TaE_y60T80A
No, music today isn't worse than it used to be. It's just that we weren't aware of how uncreative the music industry has always been.

2024-07-11 23:44:50

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Based dog. What breed homie?

2024-07-11 23:05:45

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For my dog, I feed her beef patties and marrow bones. Does the trick for building muscle.

2024-07-11 20:55:55

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Well I've spent the past two years making her do lots of exercise, like bodybuilding for dogs. I shouldn't have been so surprised

2024-07-11 20:43:52

tfw you're strong enough to break your collar clean in two and instead of being impressed your owner runs off to go panic-buy another collar.
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2024-07-08 17:39:45

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2024-06-30 02:18:07

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A good way to die if there ever was one

2024-06-29 12:15:45

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As a literary archetype maybe that works, but I don't find it believable for irl tomboys.

2024-06-29 11:52:47

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So a tomboy by your understanding is...stupid? Like, blissfully unaware that boys find fit girls attractive?

2024-06-28 18:54:39

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Ackshually that was the Orthodox

2024-06-28 18:39:46

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What happened to the secret jesuit assassin squads?

2024-06-28 17:55:17

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That's a nice argument he's got there.
A nice argument to remain Protestant.
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2024-06-28 17:10:41

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2024-06-28 11:08:45

I'd get cable if they did stuff like this. Jackass Horror Edition, Full Contact Golf, game shows where the main prize is a 1978 pinto, make it wacky and TV will be worth watching again.
#note14j6…mnh6

2024-06-28 00:28:03

This week's Sunday School is going to get a little spicy regarding the doctrine of Election.
I for one look forward to making people mad,
because they'll think that my exegesis is very bad.
Even though it's trad.
I hope to make them glad
When they see my takes are rad.
Then I'll feel glad and trad and rad.
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2024-06-26 02:40:40

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Liked for the wholesome picture, good job finding it fam

2024-06-23 19:23:48

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I'm not a liberal. But I recognize that hereditary monarchies are effectively just giving the land to a single kleptocrat warmonger instead of a bunch of them.

2024-06-23 19:14:43

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"I want to be even more powerless" isn't exactly my hobby of choice but you do you I guess

2024-06-23 18:57:17

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So you choose to live inconsistently with your own ideology because you registered to vote?

2024-06-23 18:56:01

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Then why are you giving your opinion on the matter lol

2024-06-23 18:55:24

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Are you royalty?

2024-06-23 18:50:26

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Literally any unmodified political position can end up incompatible with Christianity. It's not the political ideology so much as making it submit to our Lord that matters.

2024-06-20 12:41:50

Here's the new Enduring Job YT upload. You know, the more I read from it, the more Job ends up being one of my favorite books in Scripture.
youtube.com/watch?v=ouFNvnGXinI

2024-06-20 12:02:35

You know, when I was a teenager I was informed that this was the best martial art style ever and I was an idiot for not doing it. Lol, lmao even
youtu.be/xAaCtPjZxQY

2024-06-19 14:34:17

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It was on some, let's say, inappropriate activities

2024-06-19 12:40:55

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You, uh, wouldn't want to listen to it either. Trust me, it was baaaaad.

2024-06-19 12:39:19

The Sex&Marriage upload had to be deleted for....reasons. I felt the need to listen to it again before uploading and decided it wasn't good content. My apologies everyone, there'll be a new one out next week.
Until then, here's this week's YT upload on the Romans series:
youtube.com/watch?v=BA1l12fwG7A

2024-06-18 15:33:17

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Sorry I didn't reply right away, was busy this morning

2024-06-14 20:25:49

I'm making another thing
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2024-06-13 23:02:07

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Ride the tiger? I have better ideas.
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2024-06-12 12:24:57

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I'd say if you hate your job, it'd be wise to find ways to make it better or find a job you do like

2024-06-12 11:28:27

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2024-06-12 03:12:18

youtu.be/qc98u-eGzlc
I present to you the scariest music video ever made. The best approximation of hades, the state before the damned one ends up in the lake of fire, that could be put in film. Total isolation, losing sense of self, every other entity is hostile and deceptive.
If there was any video that could warn people to turn to Christ or else *this* would happen to them, Bleed is exactly the video to watch.

2024-06-11 22:08:51

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Glad you like them! They're a blast to make

2024-06-10 03:32:28

youtu.be/ba-CB6wVuvQ
Great video to watch if you're a parent. No I won't explain further.

2024-06-08 17:01:31

Atheists will say they aren't religious and then get mad when someone apostatizes from atheism lmao
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2024-06-07 01:11:48

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For the record, I do work my arms using weighted weapons and calisthenics

2024-06-07 00:49:27

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The ideal physique doesn't exi-
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2024-06-06 22:48:01

You are not saved because you are elect, you are elect because you are saved.

2024-06-06 03:07:31

Here is the MS Paint from tonight's stream.
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2024-06-05 22:12:03

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I disagree from personal experience, but I can see how some people would find a more meat-heavy diet more beneficial. With as much cardio as I do I find it very helpful.

2024-06-05 19:52:18

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That's the one!
The thing is, back when this was made all the food in America was generally higher-quality, so I tried it out with high-quality ingredients. I made sure my carbs were complex whole grains, ate high protein veggies, and had healthy fats from cashews. Worked great for me.

2024-06-05 19:45:05

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I got in the best shape of my life just by following the old-school food pyramid and exercising regularly. There's no secret thingy keeping someone from being in good shape, it really just boils down to exercising regularly and not eating too much

2024-05-29 01:52:31

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Yes! Wearing hammers on your feet means always being armed!

2024-05-29 01:47:46

I have been informed by self-defense experts that high kicks are risky and don't work in streets fights.
After reviewing this footage, I can safely say that they are totally correct and you should never utilize them (I will continue to practice them out of pure larpy delusion).
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2024-05-27 17:31:24

13 more days
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2024-05-24 16:01:58

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I can't lie man, they really do look like candy.

2024-05-24 11:18:51

I must now fight the urge to eat tide pods (a proud Millennial tradition) to pwn the papists.
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2024-05-24 11:15:08

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2024-05-23 00:38:06

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I suppose I can try learning how to do that

2024-05-23 00:07:19

Streaming in approximately 53 minutes!
Find the stream here only at 9pm EST:
t.me/VeryLutheran

2024-05-19 11:23:59

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And people like labels, so the gnostics set themselves back quite often

2024-05-17 01:02:11

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Sir, we have already established that you are the superior preacher. But can you depress people the way that I can? Well, can you?

2024-05-16 21:19:19

Random thoughts while working on the finer points of this Sunday's sermon on Babel.
Humanism is the oldest false religion.
Babel was built with a Post-Flood Consensus ethos.
Whenever a church body starts getting worldly, expect it to split up. Want to act like Babel? You'll get the Babel treatment. Denominations were an inevitability.
God split the denominations in order to ensure that men may still be saved. Pentecost doesn't undo Babel's confusion of languages - Pentecost affirms it as something God does to save souls.

2024-05-16 19:05:50

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The fact that various practices were developed by schools with mutually exclusive systems of thought means the term is effectively meaningless. They wouldn't even know themselves it seems, except for some strands of common practice like breath control.

2024-05-16 18:07:00

"over the past century yoga has been conceived variously as psychotherapy, philosophy, hypnotherapy, and mesmerism, black magic, chiropractic bodywork, shamanism and sport (among other things)."
-Singleton
In other words, there is no yoga but there are a lot of different practices that people call "yoga."

2024-05-16 17:46:12

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Also some of these people thought setting yourself on fire would give you superpowers.