Jimmer Cork-Bottle

From the twelve-winded sky. Avatar 1972.

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2023-09-16 09:50:40

This day in history. 1498. Ruthless Spanish Grand Inquisitor Tomás de Torquemada died, bound to a comfy chair and subjected to poking by soft cushions. Nobody expected that.

2023-09-07 09:44:13

This day in history. 1911. French police jailed poet Guillaume Apollinaire on suspicion of stealing the Mona Lisa deducing from his contempt for commas that he was capable of any outrage hi.

2023-09-04 09:52:20

This day in history. 1965. The Who's equipment van was stolen while they were inside the Battersea Dogs Home choosing a dog to guard their van.

2023-09-02 17:01:50

I can't dance I have two left brains.

2023-08-23 12:12:54

"Where is your god now?" I like to shout at children with paper cuts.

2023-08-19 12:32:15

The socks don't care if they're folded.

2023-08-18 12:28:43

Don't talk to me about multiple universes I have enough trouble keeping this one running.

2023-08-17 10:47:17

This day in history. 1257. Feast day of Hyacinth of Poland who during the 1240 Mongol attack on Kyiv rescued from the monastery a gigantic pierogi I think statue of Mary.

2023-08-16 17:12:20

I stay far away from like-minded individuals.

2023-08-16 12:38:03

To thine own self be true to your school's out for summertime and the livin' is easy take it easy don't let the sound take you away doesn't anybody stay in one marriage of true minds.

2023-08-15 11:56:02

Not now I'm busy not assuming the best about people.

2023-08-15 09:47:55

This day in history. 2015. North Korea established its own time zone, Pyongyang Time, which is 30 minutes and 70 years behind Tokyo time.

2023-08-14 09:57:04

This day in history. 1248. The 632 year construction of Cologne Cathedral began just think how long it would have taken without all the prayers for its successful completion.

2023-08-13 09:41:46

This day in history. 1852. Disraeli wrote of Canada as "these wretched colonies", "colonial dead-weights", full of "skipping, jumping, wild-flower-pressing, cross-dressing barfly lumberjacks."

2023-08-12 12:44:10

This day in history. 1918. Thomas Dinesen, a Dane in the Canadian army, single-handedly captured five entrenched German gun positions to avoid hockey talk.

2023-08-10 10:15:31

This day in history. 2003. Temperatures in the UK hit 100 ° F for the first time ever as several men were seen defying their grandmother's commands to always wear a layer of wool next the skin.

2023-08-01 09:59:32

This day in history. 1928. Canadian Percy Williams won both sprints at the Olympics giving all the credit to his coach Bob and his training partner, a bobcat, also Bob.

2023-07-22 12:18:07

I'm not over the hill if I can't make it up it.

2023-07-20 12:28:15

I lied what I lied.

2023-07-04 10:19:37

This day in history. 1803. Louisiana Purchase. Thomas Jefferson added 828,000 square miles to the USA and his daughters hid his credit cards.

2023-07-01 11:06:43

I wouldn’t say it with a comma why would I type a comma.

2023-07-01 10:04:10

This day in history. 1980. "O Canada" was proclaimed Canada's national anthem though most of us voted for "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet".

2023-06-14 12:18:51

This day in history. 1954. US president Eisenhower signed a bill adding the words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance since the US constitution is just a suggestion.

2023-05-16 13:02:04

Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

2023-05-15 11:39:22

Squirrels don't hibernate in the winter they just get angry.

2023-05-11 10:00:37

This day in history. 1979. Bluegrass musician Lester Flatt died tragically when a performance of Dueling Banjos simply went too far.

2023-04-21 10:25:36

This day in history. 1977. The musical Annie opened on Broadway. 1977 was in many ways a gruesome year.

2023-04-18 10:30:16

This day in history. 1930. On Good Friday the BBC evening news presenter announced "There is no news" then played Chopsticks for 58 minutes on a toy piano.

2023-04-04 12:35:04

The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.

2023-04-03 12:41:50

I can’t move mountains but I can shift blame.

2023-03-30 10:46:36

This day in history. 1972. The Royal Canadian Navy issued its last daily rum ration and my friend Moose and I dropped out of Sea Cadets.

2023-03-25 09:54:19

This day in history. 1909. In the Ukraine Katharina Popova was arrested for murdering 300 husbands which seems like a lot but, you know, men.

2023-03-10 10:46:26

This day in history. 1948. Czech foreign minister Jan Masaryk jumped to his death from his office window on International Bagpipe Day coincidence I think not.