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2024-10-24 16:19:35

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I should get round to seeing that movie of their recent live show everyone raves about.

2024-10-24 16:15:09

Is there a left wing local daily newspaper for the mighty metropolis of London (that isn't a front for tankies?)
I don't want red flags waving, I just want Immigrants to be treated as human beings in stories. Perhaps a comment section that isn't moderated by nazis? I feel there are a lot of stories I'm missing out on now that Twitter is dead (and it is dead, get over it)
#London

2024-08-15 18:54:58

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hotbox the Starliner with some of that Space Weed

2024-08-05 17:25:11

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that man is so rich and protected his sociopathy has never had to be addressed. Privilege, he reminds me of Mayor Quimby's evil son from that Simpsons Episode (the Quimby's have a Kennedy style accent)

2024-07-10 13:19:22

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we'd have cured Cancer and be living off Fusion Power by now.
Capitalism holds us back.

2024-07-10 13:04:35

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this is the way, Technology isn't the problem, it's Capitalism.

2024-07-09 18:03:08

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that way America struts around the world like it's the dogs bollocks but hides the creepy, inhuman way it treats its children......they need to sort themselves out.

2024-07-09 17:34:50

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"Magsitrate of the Beach"
The UK has never been a serious country.

2024-07-09 16:57:02

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"man who lost his seat in Election is in charge of winning next election"
So very 'Labour', isn't it?

2024-07-08 22:40:53

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"Who knew Hurricanes could be unpredictable, it's so unfair!"

2024-07-08 16:15:36

How have we known this since 2020 yet it's only now becoming news, and that's only to us nerds on Mastodon?
https://ufhealth.org/news/2020/existing-antihistamine-drugs-show-effectiveness-against-covid-19-virus-cell-testing
#COVID19 #AntiHistamines

2024-07-07 21:20:35

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such a stirring anti-fascist scene! Potent when you consider when it was made.

2024-07-07 19:51:15

"When you're told you can't drown Migrant children in the Sea"
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/746/944/677/353/086/original/99d8a50dd2a2206d.png

2024-07-06 15:44:45

Interesting to note the only celeb losing their mind at the prospect of a 'Woman's caucus' in British Politics, dealing with Woman's issues......is JK Rowling
Does she know what a 'woman' is? Does she want to inspect the genitals of every woman MP before condoning this or something?
An example of a celeb utterly destroying themselves via Twitter.
#UKPOL #UKpolitics #TERFS #JKRowling #HarrietHarman

2024-07-05 07:15:04

Is that Overton Window finally being pulled back into normality again?
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/jul/05/keir-starmer-green-transition-must-start-now-say-experts
#GE2024 #UKPOL #UKpolitics #ClimateCrisis #Tories #GreenTransition
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2024-07-05 05:01:00

This has been a fantastic night for the Greens, but will the British Press acknowledge it or be all 'Farage?'
#GE2024 #GPEW #UKPOL #UKpolitics

2024-07-05 04:12:36

With Starmer now the declared winner I can already see things become brighter, because the gaslights have been turned up....
"c h a n g e"
#GE2024

2024-07-04 22:44:31

Hard yikes!
"Too Racist for Reform"
#Ge2024 #Labour #BarnsleyNorth #Independant
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/730/638/085/644/741/original/5f7a360338f79ffa.png

2024-07-04 21:16:32

So what you're saying is doing a big Establishment expose on Nigel Farage and his Russian links didn't stop his party from getting 13 seats?
Almost like all the Trump/Russia stuff didn't matter a single fuck to his traitor voters, they loved it.
#GE2024 #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #NigelFarage #ReformUK

2024-07-04 16:24:12

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I really don't expect them to buck that trend at all, what with Starmer's "I'd rather die than see the UK back in the EU again"

2024-07-04 14:20:46

The British Election: "Dogs at polling stations!"
The American Election: "Stop hitler destroying the world!"
It's really not fair what the Yanks are being put through by their shit or evil politicians

2024-07-03 21:17:37

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we drove a Polestar II to Glastonbury and back as a rental and it was the best vehicle we have ever driven in. We mocked passing Teslas.

2024-07-03 19:09:07

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5 days at Glastonbury was brilliant but reaffirms my belief in 'houses'
You are at the mercy of Nature out there, and flushing toilets, why would you do away with that?

2024-07-03 03:58:21

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...and if that doesn't work we eat them.

2024-07-02 19:55:06

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Silicon Valley is a nonce factory

2024-06-25 15:59:08

Politicians taking time out from an election to tell off David Tennant for supporting Trans people.
#GE2024 #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #DavidTennant #KemiBadenoch #Tories #LGBTQIA #CultureWars
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2024-06-24 18:13:12

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Section 28 dragged out until 2002 under his reign, the war criminal bastard

2024-06-24 18:06:07

Terf Island Press framing it as "ALL Women have legitimate concerns over Trans women" rather than a spiteful minority
We see you
#GE2024 #TerfIsland #JKRowling #Ukpol #Ukpolitics #LGBTQIA

2024-06-24 16:11:04

#LGBTQIA #UKPOL #UKPolitics #Starmer #TonyBlair #Blair
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/672/468/866/205/099/original/d067c7434389cb72.png

2024-06-23 14:37:39

Like Partygate, they were all at it, weren't they?
It's all a big fucking game to them, raping the nation for personal profit, then eventually when the nation gets sick of you, one final scam before you're chucked out onto the street.
What a way to run a country for 14 years, so utterly cynical, selfish and corrupt.
https://news.sky.com/story/many-more-people-investigated-over-election-betting-claims-13157425
#Tories #GE2024 #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #Gambling

2024-06-23 00:53:58

They have to stop pretending these "Once in 30 year" events are freak occurrences because this is how things will be from now on, if not worse.
https://news.sky.com/story/switzerland-three-people-missing-after-once-in-30-year-rains-cause-floods-and-landslides-13157297
#Switzerland #ClimateCrisis

2024-06-23 00:51:17

Summer is here!
https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-heat-health-alert-issued-for-most-of-england-with-warning-of-significant-impacts-in-parts-of-country-13157124
#UK #Weather #ClimateChange

2024-06-21 18:18:20

So those 'non-lethal' rounds are lethal, they just take a few years to kill you, but kill you they will.
A slow death, like the sort a fascist would take pleasure from
https://www.npr.org/2024/06/21/nx-s1-5015030/linda-tirado-journalist-shot-police-2020-george-floyd-protests-hospice-care
#LindaTirado

2024-06-21 13:57:37

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Western Nations are hoping those people just stay there and die. They've been prepared us for this for decades
"Immigration" they go, really meaning "we need to close our borders and watch a billion people die with the Climate Change we made. We're good people really, don't say that we aren't , we'll arrest you...."

2024-06-21 13:24:33

Rishi Sunak about the Tory Party
#RishiSunak #Tories #Gambling #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #GE2024
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2024-06-20 18:41:24

This is a Climate Disaster
1000+ dead 😞
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/20/more-than-1000-hajj-pilgrims-die-in-mecca-as-temperatures-hit-high-of-51c
#Hajj #climatecrisis #ClimateDisaster

2024-06-20 14:21:01

Did a shipment from Columbia come in today or something? Gove is being very chatty..
#Gove #GE2024 #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #Tories
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2024-06-20 14:14:53

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lol, hey Yanks, a Supreme Court that isn't bent as fuck!
At least we have that working for us, if little else 😔 💩 🇬🇧

2024-06-18 20:36:45

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I like to think this is DESPITE the Government, not because of it.

2024-06-18 20:36:09

Macron playing to the Transphobes is it?
How unsurprising for a 'centrist'
#lgbtqia #Macron

2024-06-18 16:02:09

Hey everyone, guess who's come out as a Transphobe?
That guy who lied to the country to start a war, yeah, that guy.
https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/06/18/tony-blair-trans-rights-woman-biology-lgbtq/
#TonyBlair #lgbtqia

2024-06-18 14:54:24

Autism goes as far back as Neanderthals?
Fascinating, feels like Evolution is throwing us something here, it's a shame contemporary society only accepts one type of mind.
https://www.sciencealert.com/autism-linked-with-dna-our-ancestors-inherited-from-neanderthals
#Autism #Neanderthals

2024-06-18 14:17:56

The UN stresses that Climate Change is the No 1 problem facing Humanity, the UN points out that what is happening in Gaza is wrong and a genocide, the UN calls the Gender Critical movement a vanguard for misogyny......I think we had better be sticking up for the UN more when they do this
#UN #ClimateChange #LGBTQIA #FreePalestine

2024-06-17 23:22:28

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the issue is they are poorly designed and will never work properly but the baby man who made this abomination just awarded himself billions for this mistake.
Truly, a car for the Times, but these are not good Times.
#Cybertruck

2024-06-17 22:04:13

It is the year 2024 and News Media is still putting up stories like "What's with all this wild weather we're getting" and not mentioning Climate Change.
https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-europe-swelters-in-heatwaves-while-uk-remains-cool-whats-going-on-with-the-weather-13154223
#ClimateChange

2024-06-17 17:26:39

No, it's not "throwing migrants overboard to the their death" ......it's "Murder"
Spacing people out of an airlock is murder, it's not "throwing passengers out into Space to their deaths"
You abandon someone to a hostile environment with no protection, it's a fucking murder. You've taken their life, your actions have ended their life.
The inhumanity in the World's Press is a vanguard for genocide.

2024-06-17 13:17:47

Union Jack election flyer in the post today, straight into recycling.
#GE2024

2024-06-15 23:39:50

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Pirate Bay button on the remote. :catjam:

2024-06-14 15:58:51

My wife being the excellent woman she is ❤️
#YouGov #UKPOL #Ukpolitics
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2024-06-14 13:24:52

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thinking how the British sing praises for Babbage now, like we do for Turing but at the time British society mocked him for his ideas and totally wasted his genius, like Turing, over petty British shit.
I wonder how many geniuses we've chased away these days, and who we'll build statue off in generations to come?

2024-06-13 00:35:29

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I find them repulsive too

2024-06-12 19:08:25

"You can even drug your 12 year daughter and her noisy friends at a sleep over due to WOKEISM!"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/12/oregon-man-drug-sleepover-prison

2024-06-12 18:06:31

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it's an unnecessary feud that only serves the far right, little goblins who keep stoking the flames are time wasters.
There are whole servers of Facists, they should pick on those instead of this crap.
"The Purity! The Purity!"
Monty Python's Life Of Brain is timeless with its critique of the Left

2024-06-12 18:00:10

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those little goblins run out of actual fascists to harass did they?
Or are they just middle class LARPers playing safe games?
Para-social relationships have a lot to answer for

2024-06-11 15:12:56

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try to bring this sort of thing up in British Discourse and you'll be condemned as "Hating Britain" and very serious men will try to tell you that the Empire was a 'mixed bag' and to stop causing a scene.

2024-06-11 13:51:57

Reflecting on the quality of replies I've been getting on Mastodon the past week, informative and entertaining, the culture here is so refreshingly different from that Other Place.
#Mastodon

2024-06-10 13:56:30

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You can bet if Finland or Denmark went Far Right instead of Left the Media would be talking about them today, but as they didn't, you'd never know how well Left candidates did and how poorly the Far Right fared.
They want you to give up and accept Fascism as inevitable, and people will oblige that fantasy when it's the only one they hear every day from the Media

2024-06-10 13:46:58

"Far Right gains, Centrist parties holding ground, don't mention how the Left parties are doing, we don't talk about that, we want people to not think about alternatives at all, it's Fascism or Centrism, everything else is terrorism" - the Oligarch Media today

2024-06-09 20:05:09

"Don't Brexit yourselves" I warned Europe, from bitter experience.
"What if we did it bit by bit, year after year, just like Russia wants?" they replied, in multiple languages but all the same mistake.

2024-06-09 15:21:42

Lol, Brits who whine about "Mass Immigration" feeling the taste of their own medicine when people on Minorca and Majorca protest again "Mass Tourism"
"The Brits Abroad"
#UKPOL #Ukpol #Minorca #Majorca #MassTourism

2024-06-08 17:53:30

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I'm glad so many are seeing through the bullshit, it has been so blatant.

2024-06-07 14:05:32

The utopian vision of Star Trek which many of us aspire to was born of Veterans from WWII, who wanted to see a better world after seeing the horrors they saw.
That desire seems to have long been extinguished in many. The desire now is "ME ME ME" and look where that has got us. 😔
#StarTrek #WWII #DDay

2024-06-07 12:51:33

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when the British State voted to pardon him a few years ago, (long, long after he was forced to kill himself) I recall it was Jacob Rees Mogg who still objected to Turing.
I dont think Jacob was even alive when Turing died.

2024-06-06 22:39:18

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Space X should do the same, that man is poison and a Russian asset

2024-06-06 13:03:41

An example of the shit Diane Abbott has to put up with in her long career as a Black Politician in racist Britain.
Of course, being a Black Woman who knows her own mind, her own party despises her as well, because that's how RACIST Britain is.
#DianaAbbott #FrankHester #GE2024 #Tories #Labour #UKPOL #Ukpolitics
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2024-06-06 12:41:47

Just because Rishi and Keir were talking about the nation's security this week on their election campaigns it doesn't mean either of them will acknowledge the MAJOR cybersecurity incident effecting the NHS right now.
It's just words, they don't intend to live up to them, just say them and hope that we believe them
#NHS #Cybersecurity #Infosec #GE2024 #Russia

2024-06-05 14:34:49

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when support for 10 ends, I go to Linux.
Fuck Windows 11, Fuck AI

2024-06-05 14:15:41

"Colonialists March Through Subdued Population: Resistance Futile"
Recall how Colonialists in the UK do the same thing, and how bad that looks too. Fucking nationalistic 'flag parades', throwback motherfuckers.....
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/05/jerusalem-israeli-nationalist-flag-march-muslim-areas
#FreePalestine #Jerusalem

2024-06-04 14:13:15

this young woman is the Future
EDIT: the antifacists' name is 'Victoria'
Begin the writing of ballads honouring her act
#GE2024 #NigelFarage #Farage #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #Clacton
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2024-06-04 13:03:53

"Modi's majority in doubt in "shock" Indian election result"
But this is GOOD news, that Modi is a prick.

2024-05-30 13:36:40

Positive story about Trans people, that's because this isn't The Guardian!
https://www.mylondon.news/news/real-life/im-trans-man-donating-eggs-29262067
#LGBTQIA #London

2024-05-29 16:04:34

What was fiction just a few years ago could be becoming fact this year or next....
https://india.mongabay.com/2021/03/book-review-tackling-climate-crisis-the-science-fiction-way/
#ClimateCrisis #Heatwave #Dehli #India #MinistryForTheFuture #Solarpunk
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2024-05-28 14:08:27

If D-Day were planned by todays Western leaders it would have happened in 1946 and failed
"Shall we give the UK planes? I don't know, how about we sit on them for two years and see how we feel? Perhaps we could have a civil war instead? Show off to the world what a great democracy we are? Guns! NO Abortions!"
#Ukraine #Russia

2024-05-27 15:46:26

Bibi's regime telling the world "every time you try to stop us, we'll commit another atrocity, you can't stop us"
#FreePalestine

2024-05-24 16:24:40

As others have pointed out, the party appointed Prime Minister fails to lean into the irony of a situation, something British Voters would appreciate, instead like his rain announcement he just arrogantly tries to walk it off but doesn't have the gravitas to accomplish even that.
That thing about rich men getting too close to the Titanic.....
https://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/news-opinion/captaining-sinking-ship-prime-ministers-29233530
#GE2024 #RishiSunak #NIpol #Titantic

2024-05-23 18:32:16

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"ScarJo" now?!
ffs...

2024-05-22 00:33:46

For somebody accused of crimes he sure like to carry on committing them even when an arrest warrant is out for him.
Again with the Hospitals, in front of the World, daring anybody to object like a tyrannical abuser....
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/5/22/israels-war-on-gaza-live-famine-fears-rise-as-aid-failure-escalates
#Gaza #KamalAdwanHospital #FreePalestine
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2024-05-20 18:49:28

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I guess the 1st patient goes in the bin then?

2024-05-20 12:54:41

Oh man, imagine a trial for both of them, wouldn't that be more civilised than endless warfare?
Isn't that what a grown up planet would do?
Just apply the Law no matter which side it was applied to?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3ggpe3qj6wo
#Netanyahu #Hamas #FreePalestine #Israel

2024-05-19 15:23:43

The Pro-Genocide crowd threating to rape people who get in their way.
How many times do people need to see this before they question the Narrative?
How many times?!
#Taiwan #Israel #FreePalestine #Gaza
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2024-05-17 14:24:34

Heavens, I do hope the Shareholder's profits won't be affected, that's all that matters on Shit Island.
All those lucky Brits who have been given the opportunity to have parasites, they should be grateful to their masters, not angry. For sure, what will getting angry do, it's not like the peasants will change anything! /s
https://news.sky.com/story/confirmed-cases-of-parasite-illness-more-than-double-13137820
#Sewage #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #Brixham #Devon

2024-05-17 13:51:09

Texas, where protestors now have to be armed to protect themselves because questioning the State is a capital offence.
Outsiders still doing business with that state, men usually of course, white hetero men who don't see the problem....
#Texas

2024-05-16 13:48:43

Are we allowed to point out how the Far Right in Europe and North America are aligned with Israel? Are we forbidden from commentating, will that upset our masters?
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2024-05-14 15:51:12

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I've not watched it because I like my Sci-Fi a bit meatier but if there is a vote for how fabulous Ncuti is then I'm for that!

2024-05-13 14:34:09

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JK's Glinner spiral continues....

2024-05-13 14:29:13

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lol, when Elon Musk is telling you that you're too much of a bigot for him....wow.....

2024-05-13 14:04:48

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imagine devoting your life to picking on one group of people and hoping they all disappear, what a wasted, toxic life. TERFS really are strange.

2024-05-07 15:42:49

The limits of Western Democracy, a genocide can happen if the State just ignores the minority who protest so long as the Majority looks the other way.
A democracy therefore is no guarantee of Human Rights.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/07/israel-protests-benjamin-netanyahu-ceasefire-proposal-hamas-rafah-attack-gaza
#Gaza #Israel

2024-05-06 20:48:11

"We accept the ceasefire"
"Begin the bombing of Rafah"
History will quite easily judge this one.

2024-05-04 18:01:43

One of the few openly Anti-Fascist voices in uk politics, and he has to wear a bin on his head for the Media to pay him attention.
#London #LondonMayoralElection #CountBinface #Ukpolitics #UKpol
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2024-05-02 17:27:04

Orangs have developed "Medicine" 😀
We share a planet with other kinds of people, but there are only 60,000 left of them 😞
Give them rights like other People. At least there would be consequences for the what Humans will do, MURDER charges for instance.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/orangutan-observed-treating-wound-using-medicinal-plant-in-world-first-1.6870817
#Orangutans

2024-04-30 21:58:55

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can it run Doom?

2024-04-30 14:25:53

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lol
#ElonMusk
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2024-04-29 13:57:35

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Anglo governments bending over backwards for their Zuckerberg and wondering why their societies are going to shit.
As usual on Technology the EU shows the way, Anglo governments just wallow in corruption and bile.

2024-04-26 15:38:55

The people armed with batons, tear gas, shields and snipers will be claiming one of their own being hit with a water cooler bottle is the excuse they need to shoot everyone they don't like the look of.
We don't believe anything the American State says anymore, we believe the Students. They don't lie to us every fucking day of our lives.
#StudentSpring #Caltech

2024-04-18 15:32:43

Could this man be more fabulous?
#UK #LGBTQIA #NcutiGatwa #DoctorWho
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2024-04-13 22:32:12

#Iran #Israel #US
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/4/13/israels-war-on-gaza-live-5-dead-dozens-injured-in-gaza-city-attack
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