ZenobiaVayne

bleeding heart leftist midwife with many hobbies (not sorry for that!) Here for pretty pictures and art activism. #pottery #knitting #quilting #painting #leathercraft #weaving #gaming #3dprinting #ttrpg #lasercutting #diy #alphabetmafia #art #velociraptors #witchcraft #midwifery

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2024-09-02 00:05:11

Had to bite my tongue at the store today while picking up my kid’s schools supplies. Somebody was yelling at their kid that they were not allowed to get the unicorn backpack because it was “for girls”. Imagine being so afraid of something so small, imagine taking such a small joy from someone

2024-08-14 23:19:04

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@npub1gr8…c639 is this in Drumheller? I haven’t been up there in ages, the museum is so fun

2024-08-05 00:09:07

Guess who went for an unsanctioned swim while I was skimming the pool
#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #BrittanySpaniel
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2024-07-17 16:34:08

My last day in Paris I got to spend about ten minutes with this lovely thing. It was hard to tear myself away. No monsters in the windows, I triple checked. #Art #VanGogh #Travel #France #DoctorWho
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2024-07-16 21:49:00

We are all so deeply tired aren’t we

2024-07-15 21:24:09

Why

2024-07-14 16:41:34

I think my day in Trier was my favourite day I spent in Germany #Travel #SPQR #Germany #Deutschland
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2024-07-11 19:27:46

Today I told a rude cab driver who flipped out on me for needing to pay by credit card to “have the day you deserve” and I’m having a polite Canadian crisis of conscience over it

2024-07-07 20:34:48

I wish I knew how to take better photos on trains because the journey from Duesseldorf to Trier was aggressively picturesque #Travel #Germany
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2024-07-02 08:39:36

a lonely tower #France #Travel
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2024-06-30 20:45:57

Mont Saint-Michel. Incomparable. #France #Travel
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2024-06-28 19:28:43

I’m in France this week and am realizing how much I’ve missed travelling #Travel #photography
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2024-06-23 04:46:34

More pretty things I saw at Quilt Canada yesterday. I feel so inspired to get to work on a few of my quilting projects #Quilting #QuiltCanada
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2024-06-20 18:40:07

My god how do people use Microsoft Teams all the time without wanting to go walking into the ocean never to emerge again

2024-06-19 15:07:20

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@npub1nxu…4hun imagine how awesome DnD night will be

2024-06-19 14:40:42

Let’s start a mastodon commune we will have the best sourdough bread and absolutely god tier home networking

2024-06-09 17:14:15

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@npub1nlt…t44t ooooh I didn’t know about that hashtag, thank you

2024-06-09 17:09:20

“Nobody’s on Mastodon, it’s dying” sir my mama’s pretty quilt can get 300 likes and a bajillion boosts on here in no time with no algorithm I think Mastodon is doing JUST FINE #mastodon #JohnMastodon

2024-06-08 20:23:35

My mom entered her quilt in the local guild show this year and I couldn’t be more proud of her :) #Quilting
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2024-06-07 23:48:52

Every day I think I’ve seen the absolute pinnacle of human stupidity and every day I am absolutely proven wrong

2024-06-07 19:55:32

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@npub1v0s…u5nn seriously. Trucks rolling coal are a dime a dozen and pipes loud enough to wake the dead are basically part of the scenery here in SE Alberta. Why do I live here I keep asking myself

2024-06-07 01:50:30

Hey look what I said 9 months ago and look what Adobe is doing now:
https://appleinsider.com/articles/24/06/06/adobes-new-terms-of-service-unacceptably-gives-them-access-to-all-of-your-projects-for-free
From: @npub1qxm…0dmf
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2024-06-04 18:08:37

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@npub18lj…80hq *cries in community caseload midwife*

2024-05-28 16:56:02

If I could teach my students one thing, it’s that you don’t have the power to stop people from making poor choices. And if they make poor choices after you’ve given them all the information and resources to make good choices, you have to let the responsibility lie with them. Save yourself the sleepless nights and guilt because it will burn you out in the end if you approach clinical practice with the idea that you can save people from themselves.

2024-05-27 19:03:11

Hardware stores are built of misery and frustration I’m pretty sure

2024-05-25 23:18:21

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@npub166y…6dc6 who tf measures height in metric is my first thought 🤷‍♀️

2024-05-18 09:14:20

Live. Laugh. Lie in wait beneath the murky black waters of the lake, wreathed in seaweed and smiling at the horrorstruck man in the boat with your sharp black flashing teeth as you snake your cold gnarled fingers around his wrist so tight the bones creak, pulling him down down down into the dark cold quietness of the foul rancid muck where you make your bower, watching all the beautiful glinting bubbles cascade up up up from his mouth as his scream dies with him
#flashfiction #microfiction

2024-05-07 20:55:02

Can’t wait for D&D tomorrow. My players are about to double down on what is probably a pretty bad decision and I’m here for it

2024-04-29 15:02:47

Good morning fediverse I’m glad you exist

2024-04-29 14:59:32

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@npub150l…r96e it’s never not time for tea imo

2024-04-21 16:16:15

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@npub1nxu…4hun it’s like there’s some kind of collective hallucination making people think that this time he’ll do it better.

2024-04-21 16:14:04

Why do people keep giving Zack Snyder money #Movies

2024-04-18 00:34:47

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@npub1nxt…055a I have altered the agreement, pray I don’t alter it further.

2024-04-17 18:34:08

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@npub1kr2…3ggc but I still haven’t got past megara

2024-04-06 16:31:44

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@npub1nxu…4hun has to be using a bot to do this right? I find it irritating too

2024-03-28 21:53:39

My EMR won’t print prescriptions. First I need to print to PDF then print it. Then I need to make sure every clinic day that I’ve deleted the mountain of prescriptions that litter my PC desktop. Don’t you think a piece of expensive subscription medical software should just FUCKING PRINT PRESCRIPTIONS?
This EMR is somehow still more functional than the last one I used

2024-03-24 19:00:06

I already put my favourite piece from this kiln firing to work!
#Pottery #Ceramics #MastoArt
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2024-03-20 16:53:06

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@npub1gr8…c639 also if you don’t send a reminder email with the link to join the webinar in the hour immediately before the webinar, you go straight to prison

2024-02-27 04:21:14

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@npub1gr8…c639 every time I turn on the PlayStation it needs a system update. I hardly ever bother anymore

2024-02-23 23:35:58

Is there a word or concept name for the way that some applications/companies basically infantilize users at the expense of providing robust/customizable features and functionality because it might confuse and anger the less technologically literate?

2024-02-19 06:13:47

Some video of the circular sock knitting machine in action! Can’t believe we built this out of mostly 3D-printed parts. It’s loud but works pretty well I’d say! #3DPrinting #Maker #Knitting #Crafting
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2024-02-15 17:04:18

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@npub1psd…9sr7 @npub1ax8…zuz2 exactly! Robert Jordan is the quintessential case study, if you want to look at a series becoming a hydra of loose ends and plotlines. He certainly didn’t owe us an ending, and the fact that we got one posthumously and people STILL bellyache about it means there is no winning here. If a project falls apart and no overt harm comes of it except some fans getting a gut punch right in their sense of entitlement then that is 100% morally neutral.

2024-02-15 16:52:44

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@npub1ax8…zuz2 @npub1psd…9sr7 nobody owes you a novel. Not GRRM, not Pat Rothfuss, nobody.

2024-02-11 23:38:56

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@npub1483…lv2w I wasn’t prepared for how untrustworthy other grown up people are

2024-02-03 00:36:04

I just did dishes and all the spoons in the house are already dirty and I hate this universe

2024-01-17 05:19:35

I would listen to Stephen Fry read the tax code but this is probably a better use of his time
From: @npub1l44…ttpp
https://toot.community/@openculture/111768148560017563

2024-01-16 04:08:04

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@npub1hyk…3p33 this point that you’re making is the reason people like Tim Ferriss and Ramit Sethi and their ilk give me the heebies. They KNOW what they’re doing is harmful and they’re doing it anyway.
It’s also so heartbreaking to lose friends and family to the stinking mire of an MLM.

2024-01-13 07:40:44

Why are people so damn disappointing

2023-12-25 19:04:35

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@npub1psd…9sr7 like many of us I bet the server had too much Christmas

2023-12-19 15:20:42

Someone tried to give me two farm dogs and my resolve was TESTED #Dogs #Dogstodon
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2023-12-18 02:49:04

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@npub1aum…5jx0 the longer I look the more I hate it

2023-12-11 18:52:19

Being on mastodon reminds me of how it felt to be on livejournal in the dark ages of my youth and I’m grateful this place exists #Mastodon #InternetNostalgia

2023-12-11 18:09:36

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@npub1200…aqy2 we will all be bones in the ground someday; who has time for this kind of grudge-nurturing, honestly.

2023-12-02 14:04:48

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I’m sadly in the never-remembers-my-dreams club, too bad really bc it would be fun to do superhuman stuff in dreams :)

2023-12-02 14:02:49

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I guess if it acts as a money sink for people who would otherwise be spending their money on more effective avenues for further dehumanizing workers then there’s little downside to letting the fools be parted from their dollars

2023-12-02 13:50:53

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@npub1psd…9sr7 luckily the founder of this is a charlatan whose work has no grounding in reality or science

2023-10-22 22:55:08

Not pictured, me shrieking at my dogs because they ate six cupcakes off the counter while I had my back turned answering the door for literally less than 15s #Halloween #Dogs #Adulting
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2023-10-01 03:24:11

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@npub1gr8…c639 lovely.

2023-09-27 12:03:23

My car broke down an hour into a three hour drive to get to an unmissable early morning appointment. How’s your day going so far?

2023-09-04 20:16:19

I am losing my mind over how awesome this kiln load turned out. Here is a mug and spoon/tea bag rest combo I can’t stop staring at, Glazes are Steve Loucks Opal with Alberta Slip Rutile Blue on the rim #Pottery #Ceramics #Handmade #MastoArt
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2023-09-03 06:59:01

You know, I’m old as shit so why do I feel like I’m still breaking a rule by walking around the house pantsless

2023-09-03 03:14:46

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@npub1gr8…c639 good luck and farewell for a while then 😁

2023-09-03 03:11:51

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@npub1gr8…c639 oooh that looks fricking adorable and addictive

2023-09-03 02:37:17

I’m really glad mastodon exists #Mastodon

2023-09-03 01:30:11

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@npub1gr8…c639 I want to play this soon but right now I’m too busy having hours of free time absolutely obliterated by Baldurs Gate 3

2023-08-31 20:59:50

Perfect encapsulation of my dogs’ personalities. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon
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2023-08-27 03:39:04

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@npub1psd…9sr7 thank you for sharing this, I always find Klein’s books unsettling but important. Sucks that she’s been dealing with this confusion but cool that we get an interesting read out of it

2023-08-15 02:37:11

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@npub1lv4…ru5g this made my night honestly

2023-08-15 01:17:13

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@npub1lv4…ru5g this would make an awesome DnD campaign setting too

2023-08-14 21:46:45

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@npub1yrg…l4x5 @npub15ml…2w4s this was my thought too. Choose violence against plastic.

2023-08-14 21:45:15

I will do literally anything to never give Adobe another cent again

2023-08-01 21:47:09

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@npub1gr8…c639 @npub143c…qmed may you continue to cause them to seethe with irritation too mild to act upon but serious enough to grump about for the rest of the day

2023-08-01 20:14:45

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@npub1gr8…c639 lawful evil right there

2023-07-16 21:54:03

It’s throwing day and I’m happy as a potter covered in mud #Pottery #Ceramics #WheelThrowing
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2023-07-08 23:33:56

Summers are for sock knitting. #Knitting
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2023-07-08 17:10:29

Potters don’t go to the gym much because wedging recycled clay is a freaking full body workout I swear #Pottery #Ceramics

2023-07-06 10:52:25

Midwives help people out #TrueFacts

2023-06-24 20:55:46

#introduction Hi! New instance, new intro. I’m Zenobia (she/her/they/them) a midwife and queer leftist living in the frozen prairies of “Texas North” aka Alberta Canada. Hobbies include #pottery #knitting #spinning #weaving #3dprinting #lasercutting #dnd #epicfantasy #fiction and #pcgaming but that list is incomplete and ever changing because I’ve embraced the fact that my house will forever be my own evolving makerspace. Hoping this will be my forever instance, it seems like a great place!!