notagaragedoor
The Original Genuine Garage Door (★★★☆☆) 𝕏

World’s only FDA approved garage door.

Pronoun(ciation): əˈrijən(ə)l jen · yoo · uhn gr · aazh dor

Public Key

npub1sshkm5j362w06lry9shwmngle3wl4kzl8gl44z2gjky65wfxytjsjqlnlm

NIP-05 Address

notagaragedoor@nostrplebs.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsggtmd6fga988a03jzcthde50uch06mp0n506639yftzd28ynz9egd3hemk

Author Public Key

npub1sshkm5j362w06lry9shwmngle3wl4kzl8gl44z2gjky65wfxytjsjqlnlm

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2024-09-03 00:09:51

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@npub1us0…frqv

2024-08-30 23:47:21

We’re having a huge ass Memorial Day sale this weekend! https://image.nostr.build/59c9487109772edca85228a19e7e5985b72589dadd1a8dd1f126d2b4f62ca58e.jpg

2024-08-24 17:57:26

Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant air conditioner refrigerant.

2024-08-20 02:57:33

Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant garbage disposal.

2024-08-12 23:22:15

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You would have hit the pole vault bar too!

2024-08-11 18:21:32

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Oh my god. You like Fall Out Boy!

2024-08-11 02:54:36

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Army of Darkness

2024-08-09 15:43:26

I can’t wait much longer until bitcoin hits one million. I need to buy a lion.

2024-07-26 13:31:42

Garage Alert Level: High-ish

2024-07-21 21:57:03

Everyone is talking about Biden. Stop it. Do something useful like hit up some garage sales and petition to unionize bitcoin.

2024-05-05 12:49:58

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I hope they remember to claim their zaps on their taxes.

2024-05-04 21:24:26

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What an honor to have space exploration experts follow you!!!!

2024-05-01 16:44:29

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Billionaires would think this way. Buy bitcoin and let it become the target of the state instead of billionaires becoming the target of the failing state.

2024-04-28 16:11:37

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I listened to that Tucker Carlson podcast with Rogan (I’m not sure what to make of the things he says BTW). However, he said something that caught my attention. He said the government spied on him. He was vague about it and didn’t explain how they did it when asked. However, it involved getting access to his messages on his Signal app. There was no discussion about how that shouldn’t happen bc of the encryption. Further, he seems to shrug it off as “they’re just at that point” where they’re going to spy on citizens. Double WTF (i.e. Neither of those guys seems flummoxed by the fact that his constitutional rights had been violated).

2024-04-06 20:44:04

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https://unchained.com/features/singlesig-vs-multisig

2024-04-06 20:41:21

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Unchained has some awesome comparison articles.

2024-04-01 13:11:57

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Check this out. Orthopedic study from 1905! We’ve known for so long and yet most of us are suffering from the footwear choices that we were placed in from childhood. https://www.tuhykorinek.cz/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/1905hoffman.pdf

2024-03-31 18:05:00

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I was thinking about this when I saw the articles about the recent breech in Apple’s quantum resistant encryption.

2024-03-23 20:20:05

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That’s too bad. His book brought me to this topic. I think most Bitcoiners could use a heavy dose of privacy education. Hard waters to navigate as privacy doesn’t appear to be so simple as to “surf the net on Tor and all of your privacy problems are solved.” We need good/nuanced resources. I think we all have to know that getting privacy right is a moving target. Fail to evolve or fail to change behavior will ultimately lead to privacy failures. Thanks for the work you do.

2024-03-02 14:31:21

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Wow

2024-02-25 04:23:31

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Does something like liquid as the intermediate here do the same thing for privacy? For example, cash app then swap to liquid then swap to lightning then to cold storage? Same number of steps. To be transparent, I haven’t played with nuts so my question could be kind of stupid.

2024-02-04 02:22:51

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Best acting coach of all time!

2024-01-27 04:25:42

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Headline: “Privacy Advocate” recommends centralized control.

2024-01-02 13:45:20

Why do you need a garage door if you aren’t a criminal?

2023-12-27 17:10:29

WTF? https://image.nostr.build/a634bce51b082750519a3b825805432550dbbd179041dda7330551bb3c8c1412.jpg

2023-12-26 18:14:45

Introducing: Scottish Interpreter Services. https://image.nostr.build/f43026973ac786707ed004394734410b15b20b5618f36a8d794b19f500038c16.jpg

2023-12-22 13:18:26

Deal of the weekend!
Don’t want to miss work? Our surgery center will be offering elective pediatric tonsillectomies on 12/25/2023. https://image.nostr.build/bf898ecd7db208ab85cf0dd598c7554c34a048bdbff5eaa8314accf36aa60912.jpg

2023-12-19 14:48:37

Would you like a watch? We sell those too! https://image.nostr.build/bb38938d3a8f9915762b9e71c82a0ea9853e40fd656b626c454b4bf818e64b70.jpg

2023-12-14 17:05:05

Are you tired of driving rental cars from Florida, Georgia, New Jersey, New York, etc. We’ve got you covered. Our rental cars are guaranteed to have a license plate from Kansas. https://image.nostr.build/db237bdcc87e8415e987f1043ef8794dc4576926ab97b0809bb5a748db24e746.jpg

2023-12-14 06:11:02

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Thanks for sharing!

2023-12-11 14:53:15

Public Service Announcement:
Modern art is a treasure and artists are suffering. Did you know that more artists starve to death than any other demographic worldwide? We seek to stop this mass extinction. https://image.nostr.build/6f7e039ae21aabb131ebcfc560fd114a1ee105203f5da592d02c8943adf3c66f.jpg

2023-12-09 01:26:18

We are proud to sponsor a major college football bowl this season! https://image.nostr.build/4b844fbaa6b9cd5c3d1e129ca88721f9c44cd1067e7e0818bd51c4566f8b51db.jpg

2023-12-01 20:54:45

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I like my waterproof Lems boots. Took a little bit to wear them in but they’ve been great.

2023-11-30 23:08:43

Our brand new surgery center opens next week! https://image.nostr.build/187fa264dedefdfd3d8f9c2413b120fc623289caceefcb4e3de56eaf0392e667.jpg

2023-11-15 15:26:28

Is your infant tired of having that gummy smile? Would your infant like to eat steak? We can help! https://image.nostr.build/b83afaecae4dab943df7e48c499149b8a41f72b620a84c1bb104653337e4d360.jpg

2023-11-14 21:10:58

Did you know that we offer personalized solutions? https://image.nostr.build/924b3f79dd480a159b3d1f35b0d46478ea0f95a6da84204a30d356c7dc24fdf4.jpg

2023-11-14 20:31:32

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Definitely gotta have some time on your hands!

2023-11-14 18:43:20

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I just started doing sourdough a couple of months ago. So much fun!

2023-11-12 00:06:41

Do your kids desire mac and cheese made by a subsidiary of a garage door company? We’ve got you covered. Our Decent Value mac and cheese is scrummy! https://image.nostr.build/a6614ddda0d964203c3321f19f87277b73ee26bfbefb37e9459c182b6cdc4561.jpg

2023-11-10 00:00:21

Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
The Decent Value flatus-free bing cherries are literally made of styrofoam.

2023-11-08 23:13:57

Introducing our Decent Value flatus-free bing cherries. These GMO cherries were fast tracked by the FDA to make cherry consumption more equitable for those who suffer from cherry induced flatulence. https://image.nostr.build/3c0e1ed450e30ad13c6110889acd6a3c6bb942d0c7ce7271a55678fff468d7c7.jpg

2023-11-07 20:37:25

https://i.nostrimg.com/8c2e8634c54d7d871719ab59221c4b7e49996b93b3a04ab3965302a44325586c/file.jpeg

2023-11-06 22:52:37

Fall attire sale! Introducing the non-binary cowboy boot. Each boot is designed to fit either foot. Sure, they may not be designed for either of your feet but they will fit both of your feet. https://image.nostr.build/a0e1ac222fdddf8bd7ff8a4cd6026995fb0ab0afdd91b9702cffe1d38f235023.jpg

2023-11-06 01:45:15

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The Comfort Crisis by Michael Easter

2023-11-04 20:26:44

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Nice! That’s an interesting contraption that he had to lower the dough into the Dutch oven.

2023-11-02 21:23:41

4th Thursday before Black Friday Double Discount Sale. Buy one garage door and we’ll multiply a 5 percent discount by 2 (10% OFF!). You won’t see that anywhere. https://image.nostr.build/7f0a93a55bea0dfdad67d8c7fb1b257567c6a4636f36d21ede2cea0a7d5971ef.jpg

2023-11-01 16:24:22

Did you know that your garage could implode? Did you know that standard homeowner’s garage insurance doesn’t cover garage implosion? Wouldn’t you want to insure yourself against implosion even if the chance was approximately (but not quite) zero? https://image.nostr.build/87a8354726a36b417333a07d210b2faac6ab63604c889d3785e654f998a49abf.jpg

2023-10-31 22:54:02

Customer Review:
★ ★ ★ ★
I always thought that I’d meet the love of my life at a Hobby Lobby or at an arts and crafts fair. I never imagined that I’d have so much in common with a garage door technician. Thanks Enthusionado!

2023-10-30 20:40:10

The most compatible group tends to be people who love garage door related things and folks who are totally into arts and crafts. Check out our new dating service app. https://image.nostr.build/2fcfedc552406e0e69c0ccdb573aa3e6b5aa09d355e7586000c791e870d8e75f.jpg

2023-10-25 15:11:35

Customer Review:
★ ★ ★ ★
I suffer from anosmia and dysgeusia. The Decent Value Seasoning is the best seasoning! Definitely a “woodsy” flavor.

2023-10-24 22:41:36

Introducing our Decent Value Seasoning. You can put it on food and eat it. https://image.nostr.build/bb5fc6fbefda8b5c178a1fe818a2ab02735d80eb38685cba73bedd473c080ba2.jpg

2023-10-20 14:50:29

Are you tired of the average “mom and pop” small business mortuary service? Our chain of mortuaries (Corporate Mortuary) will give you an adequately impersonal touch that only death can appreciate. Discount funerals available for Canadians undergoing state assisted suicide. https://image.nostr.build/4802ec4872d10452217480e32c1937f5897333344b2a816bb2230fff24a86de7.jpg

2023-10-19 15:27:18

Our new motel chain opens this week. https://image.nostr.build/9fa773a9214f4e9d572695e67c4d4de6b8a1dbc46aa405a0514f954fbdab1807.jpg

2023-10-17 02:46:56

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Very cool. My kiddo is constantly building. Do you limit device time? We only allow audiobook (1 to 2 hours max) on schools days and screen time only Friday and Saturday after school. Really seems to bolster his imaginative play and desire to build and create things.

2023-10-15 02:41:24

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Food guide pyramid generation fallout. “Just eat 6 to 11 servings of bread or cereal!” Protein? What’s that?

2023-10-10 19:14:02

We’ve opened our new juice bar next door to Bland (Hospital Cuisine). Be prepared to experience juice the way juice should be experienced (i.e., Dysphagia thickened liquids style). Want a corn purée? No problemo! https://image.nostr.build/844a12fde0efa7084e00f3bbf5f2ca425cc7baa844e91ca8e3dd3ceb8402f769.jpg

2023-10-10 18:25:49

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You could look to join @npub1hxf…5p6t @npub1aeh…4nwx

2023-10-09 22:09:16

Soft opening for our new restaurant this evening. We introduce: Bland. A Culinary Adventure into the Art of Hospital Cafeteria Food. https://image.nostr.build/a128bd4578f4ad4912e6dd48809188f1f32cbe1c258419e00e9ffc45ec5474c6.jpg

2023-10-09 03:29:01

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is Long John Silver’s Appreciation Week. Let’s take some time to appreciate this great man’s restaurant. He brought sea food to America! https://image.nostr.build/7047148b2fabe82f424e0364198aef7db8a7f67162f6693afbc46bcb7fc3985d.jpg

2023-10-05 20:07:06

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is Private Equity Healthcare Appreciation Week. Healthcare should be decided in the boardroom not at the bedside. https://image.nostr.build/21cb685fdf3f7e41b5a991693de8e51a9c9fe2e4f8b6520118fa12819ee4ce2f.jpg

2023-09-28 21:09:41

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Chicken Breast Appreciation Week. Nothing better than meat that tastes like sawdust. https://image.nostr.build/4c121a27d4f49596919ca2c53ac0a2ca2be9f1e27f2f039dfde5f4dfb8218403.jpg

2023-09-25 15:52:21

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us in celebrating Emergency Use Authorization week. We’re all safer because of the abuse of emergency authorizations. One step closer to zero! https://image.nostr.build/b0ad44f2889e3f44c91b4d3e5d87d78b7cd79c12aae7d2f1a1cf7cf4b4f9ff9c.jpg

2023-09-25 02:30:42

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The Comfort Crisis by Michael Easter.

2023-09-23 15:24:03

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Internet neutrality will save the earth by reducing carbon emissions to net zero. Join us as we celebrate Net Neutrality Appreciation Week. https://image.nostr.build/299fffbe9bad2c550c52a12e0e60a9d8215a025fed05eb26eab198301c717b9e.jpg

2023-09-23 13:42:46

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Toe Spring Appreciation Week. It’s important to celebrate non-physiologically necessary footwear configurations. https://image.nostr.build/305e0c8499b9a3e6bda2d4fd7ae7f07c1a7eb81ef725b2d0dd67eb8e48d5cc1d.jpg

2023-09-23 01:33:05

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No Kansas ranchers on the beef initiative site yet.

2023-09-22 16:00:21

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That against the wall squat if badass!

2023-09-22 12:37:55

We continue to celebrate Appreciation Week Month. Join us today as we celebrate Bigot Appreciation Week. Anything that can be gotten twice is worth appreciating for at least a week! https://image.nostr.build/d67fa08e926ac745d77d3d912dd36bed7913aa943f3ada98c3b0fe8dabf33b57.jpg

2023-09-21 22:05:47

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us as we celebrate the appreciation week for this thingamabob. https://image.nostr.build/c585ad90fd4a15c430a89519804f616b501598320f16d51783b8f330e2fb315e.jpg

2023-09-19 00:40:13

It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us as we celebrate Much Appreciation Week today. https://image.nostr.build/ad2936c30306639af9e62e8ef32f3ad4372a3eff57162d10fe97f6954c4f7d80.jpg

2023-09-14 15:52:32

Customer Review:
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I asked The Original Genuine Garage Door to upgrade my garage door to a rustic/vintage style. These dipwads rammed their truck into my door and destroyed it. https://image.nostr.build/67be627135215244975cd25357cdc4f54a7feb9e9933216014b4551ab863f7d9.jpg

2023-09-07 08:56:15

This is the gravity that pulls me closer and closer to bitcoin. #note16zj…y5x0

2023-09-05 19:12:16

Did you know (brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door):
The lyrics to Bush’s 1994 song Everything Zen say: “Should I fly to Los Angeles,
Find my psyhoe brother”
Did you know that the word psyhoe was used to indicate that Gavin’s brother was a psyhoe?

2023-09-01 17:26:39

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You can use my name: Dr. Boog E. Feva.

2023-08-31 22:21:22

Always read the package insert and instructions. The product is a beard face trimmer. It’s not intended for trimming pubes. #note19rm…9v8x

2023-08-31 22:20:20

Product Review:
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The beard trimmer is a piece of crap. It got stuck in my hair and I had to go to the emergency department to get it removed.

2023-08-30 17:22:55

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Sounds like preparatory framework to convince people to do (more) Fiat things with crypto. “We need Bitcoin to have at least 2 percent inflation.” “The dollar is broken but imagine how good things will be if we just create a coin with a stable (ie programmable) inflation rate?”

2023-08-27 18:18:41

Product Review:
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I am reviewing Decent Value (powered by The Original Genuine Garage Door) inefficient white rice. It tastes like rice but it makes you pee like crazy. It’s odd that a garage door company would be the maker of food products. https://cdn.nostr.build/i/aa31947aca0a83c1cc8c03d4d19b5e16cb1c5d0f4ec3ed363ecbf71297948be0.jpg

2023-08-25 20:09:02

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Sent from my WoS. Wouldn’t send from my node via Zeus. I assume there is a simple explanation for that.

2023-08-20 23:51:02

Deal of the week:
Buy one garage door and receive one kitten free! https://cdn.nostr.build/i/85d45553bef4146660b32c596b9cc8a15ab883899bb59b5e76c1f4946616a558.jpg

2023-08-15 23:43:14

Join us for our community lecture series as we answer questions like:
Why the f*%@ did you come the gym wearing Crocs? https://cdn.nostr.build/i/21025c4d6ef301d2cf7fba84a17f0f8856512f4204e9285403a854565fa6c5e3.jpg

2023-08-14 14:06:34

Join us for our community lecture series as we answer questions like:
How to identity a garage door that has been ethically sourced?
Why propane and natural gas garage door openers are good for the environment?
Will the fat free craze last another 40 years? https://cdn.nostr.build/i/21025c4d6ef301d2cf7fba84a17f0f8856512f4204e9285403a854565fa6c5e3.jpg

2023-08-10 03:58:32

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#nostrhardfork

2023-08-09 02:13:38

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Fun and fascinating evening!

2023-08-08 12:30:05

Customer Review:
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My parent went to the Urgent Care Express and they sold them an easy cash loan to pay for the bill. They determined the loan amount before rendering medical services. They said it helps with the workup if they “know how much it will cost.” Scam.

2023-08-04 14:01:20

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Interesting! I look forward to hearing about this!

2023-08-02 15:08:15

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You should have read the fine print ya nitwit.

2023-08-02 15:07:53

Customer Review:
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I didn’t realize that termonucular (sp?) was just a guy with a sledge hammer.

2023-08-02 03:51:11

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We had a guy who was near retirement age stop by our meetup tonight. Hardcore into Ethereum. We told him our meet up was bitcoin only but we let him join. It was sad to see his commitment. Mostly bc he retired, got rugged by crypto, had to go back to work, and he’s still hasn’t learned.

2023-08-01 16:01:25

Twitter is gone but it’s by design. The plan (the entire time) was to rebrand Twitter so that I could hard fork Nostr back into Twitter. Nostr users only want Fiat solutions so this makes the most sense. #nostrhardfork

2023-08-01 02:16:41

Are you worried about termites devouring your garage door? Well, we’ve got a product for you! https://cdn.nostr.build/i/e9ac58e0bea97ca6e4b926a6b6b0b93aec091192dd39bf4abce31ed6282a1943.jpg

2023-07-31 02:05:43

Customer Review:
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I had their architect create a blueprint for my new garage build and this is the piece of crap that they sent me. https://cdn.nostr.build/i/69cadb0acc3990c0d116d4e1535a8db3556a9f3ee57eef04459be437105df6de.jpg

2023-07-27 19:12:33

https://youtu.be/ELKbtFljucQ

2023-07-26 20:59:36

Our kitchen division is “Appliance Garage Strong!” 💪 https://cdn.nostr.build/i/fe295d9dd509bffc830ebd7087b1b2cb5ef16f29c86328c4d6aa1d35e0df79e1.jpg

2023-07-26 11:10:33

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I wonder how this guy explains El Salvador?

2023-07-25 16:13:02

We are “Garage Strong!” https://cdn.nostr.build/i/ae3ded8645bd076a20146403b593122aef73371a236e99e39c20289bc2396fb6.jpg

2023-07-24 15:06:08

Introducing:
The Appliance Garage Door. Brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door. We are your kitchen solution. https://cdn.nostr.build/i/f95a9f596eb0422ff04e077d64c155084bdffe752d8bc0b04edab3ed9853155c.jpg

2023-07-24 15:05:24

Introducing:
The Appliance Garage Door. Brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door. We are your kitchen solution.

2023-07-24 03:24:36

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You should read the biography (American Prometheus). One of my favorite books ever!

2023-07-24 01:43:43

The world is ending at 800,000. You heard it here first.