notagaragedoor
The Original Genuine Garage Door (★★★☆☆) 𝕏

World’s only FDA approved garage door.

Pronoun(ciation): əˈrijən(ə)l jen · yoo · uhn gr · aazh dor

Public Key

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notagaragedoor@nostrplebs.com

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relay.nostr.band

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2024-10-21 17:50:18

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Aldi offers some relatively affordable alternative. They use natural dyes for many of their products.

2024-10-18 17:47:00

“The Science” is not always the answer. Anecdotal evidence can be appropriate. Medicine, diet, etc must all be individualized (which is why many studies don’t provide the answers we really need. Diet zealotry is rampant. Unfortunately the bitcoin community is not immune. There is a ton of anecdotal evidence that eating a certain way will work well for some but backfire for others (for a multitude of reasons including genetics, sleep, activity preferences, etc). Carnivore, keto, vegan zealotry are all the same. It’s understandable how someone could be enthusiastic about something that works for them but they should recognize that it may not work for the whole of the world. In fact, many overzealous diets may simply be elimination diets conferring benefit rather than the macronutrient content. The TLDR is that you should self experiment but make sure to verify that the diet is metabolically appropriate. https://open.spotify.com/episode/6eYCl3TXU3ytY9LtXA8ZU8?si=c78HuX2rTc6xiskwj761GA

2024-09-22 23:46:01

“It’s not even that bad!” Lol #note16tc…q2hd

2024-09-03 00:09:51

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@npub1us0…frqv

2024-08-30 23:47:21

We’re having a huge ass Memorial Day sale this weekend! https://image.nostr.build/59c9487109772edca85228a19e7e5985b72589dadd1a8dd1f126d2b4f62ca58e.jpg

2024-08-27 19:42:27

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@npub1hxf…5p6t

2024-08-24 18:08:27

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Would you reject someone if they told you that they would accept bitcoin but that they needed to convert it to cash?

2024-08-24 17:57:26

Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant air conditioner refrigerant.

2024-08-24 17:08:05

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I wonder why this isn’t in the 8 minute clip from mainstream? It seems like something he would say but it’s not part of the 8 minute interview. He took her to task in the 8 minute interview but this clip is the most important message (ie, look at profit margins and you’ll see that companies struggle with inflation just like the people). I guess this clip could be an AI fake or something cut out of the interview. Either way, it would have been the most important message he could have conveyed if it were part of the interview. I think this profit margin discussion is the best way to help people to understand that corporations aren’t the direct cause of inflation. Everyone wants to blame rich people and corporations. Their lobbying for low interest rates doesn’t help but they don’t create the money so they are not directly to blame.

2024-08-20 02:57:33

Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant garbage disposal.

2024-08-12 23:22:15

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You would have hit the pole vault bar too!

2024-08-12 03:24:06

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Someone needs to become The Nostr Fair Weather Fan.

2024-08-11 18:21:32

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Oh my god. You like Fall Out Boy!

2024-08-11 02:54:36

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Army of Darkness

2024-08-10 20:33:00

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Timmy, Timmyyyy, Timmahhh!!!

2024-08-09 15:43:26

I can’t wait much longer until bitcoin hits one million. I need to buy a lion.

2024-08-07 20:52:05

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Fake garage door company here. Sucks! Destroyed one door and one rear window myself. Same way. No bueno.

2024-08-03 22:43:02

Bald barbers don’t know how to cut hair, water beds will make a comeback, and cable TV will replace bitcoin as the most important commodity money. You’ll see.

2024-08-02 01:05:22

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Larry is the best!

2024-07-29 12:50:47

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Dump those platforms and listen to The Tom Woods Show.

2024-07-26 13:31:42

Garage Alert Level: High-ish

2024-07-21 21:57:03

Everyone is talking about Biden. Stop it. Do something useful like hit up some garage sales and petition to unionize bitcoin.

2024-06-18 17:46:53

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Incomplete. I don’t see The Shire on here.

2024-06-01 01:33:00

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Looks good!

2024-05-25 00:29:07

Don’t miss out on our biggest sale of the year! https://image.nostr.build/05e206b3be24627de57805f891a1f7edbb52c91afee82283f8a978f8903f4ff9.jpg

2024-05-05 12:49:58

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I hope they remember to claim their zaps on their taxes.

2024-05-04 21:24:26

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What an honor to have space exploration experts follow you!!!!

2024-05-01 16:44:29

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Billionaires would think this way. Buy bitcoin and let it become the target of the state instead of billionaires becoming the target of the failing state.

2024-04-30 01:58:08

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All of the shots cause clotting. We meet several people who had clinically relevant clotting from Pfizer and Moderna. This ranged from DVT to PE to sinus venous thrombosis to death. Maybe some cause less but I think it seems more likely that reporting was suppressed for certain brands.

2024-04-28 16:11:37

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I listened to that Tucker Carlson podcast with Rogan (I’m not sure what to make of the things he says BTW). However, he said something that caught my attention. He said the government spied on him. He was vague about it and didn’t explain how they did it when asked. However, it involved getting access to his messages on his Signal app. There was no discussion about how that shouldn’t happen bc of the encryption. Further, he seems to shrug it off as “they’re just at that point” where they’re going to spy on citizens. Double WTF (i.e. Neither of those guys seems flummoxed by the fact that his constitutional rights had been violated).

2024-04-28 14:53:06

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I’ve listened to a few Tom Luongo podcasts where he is developing a hypothesis that the Brits may be behind a lot of our geopolitical problems (and potentially carrying more weight of control over the US than the US itself). He admits that he can’t know this for sure. This post makes me wonder (naively bc I don’t know the real history of Samourai) whether some cryptocurrency technologies have been created by nation states and/or intel agencies for the very moment that we’re going through.

2024-04-20 01:00:10

Did you know: The halving was designed to allow the world to heal by creating an incentive to force miners offline and therefore reduce carbon emissions. It’s basically the technological protocol equivalent to Punxsutawney Phil inducing a prolonged winter upon the world. Now you know the common ground shared by bitcoin and ground hogs.

2024-04-18 17:13:09

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@npub1py4…x9pk

2024-04-12 16:57:58

Unionize Bitcoin!!!

2024-04-12 14:23:16

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Done!

2024-04-08 21:32:15

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Pictures don’t do it justice. Amazing experience!!!!

2024-04-06 20:44:04

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https://unchained.com/features/singlesig-vs-multisig

2024-04-06 20:42:48

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https://unchained.com/blog/bitcoin-singlesig-passphrase-vs-multisig/

2024-04-06 20:41:21

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Unchained has some awesome comparison articles.

2024-04-04 02:45:51

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Yes

2024-04-01 13:11:57

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Check this out. Orthopedic study from 1905! We’ve known for so long and yet most of us are suffering from the footwear choices that we were placed in from childhood. https://www.tuhykorinek.cz/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/1905hoffman.pdf

2024-03-31 18:05:00

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I was thinking about this when I saw the articles about the recent breech in Apple’s quantum resistant encryption.

2024-03-23 20:20:05

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That’s too bad. His book brought me to this topic. I think most Bitcoiners could use a heavy dose of privacy education. Hard waters to navigate as privacy doesn’t appear to be so simple as to “surf the net on Tor and all of your privacy problems are solved.” We need good/nuanced resources. I think we all have to know that getting privacy right is a moving target. Fail to evolve or fail to change behavior will ultimately lead to privacy failures. Thanks for the work you do.

2024-03-23 02:12:08

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I’ve since learned that this isn’t that uncommon. The miners get sent an empty memepool block prior to receiving a memepool block with transactions (from the mining pool). Occasionally, they solve the block seconds before the transaction block arrives and this results in the empty block in the blockchain.

2024-03-02 14:31:21

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Wow

2024-02-25 04:23:31

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Does something like liquid as the intermediate here do the same thing for privacy? For example, cash app then swap to liquid then swap to lightning then to cold storage? Same number of steps. To be transparent, I haven’t played with nuts so my question could be kind of stupid.

2024-02-24 03:28:32

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Amazing that Tom Woods is on the list. Fantastic podcast. Probably the one show most responsible for me being here reading this post today.

2024-02-19 03:36:43

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Awesome episode!

2024-02-18 03:09:38

https://image.nostr.build/ecd5d5e631a308506cf1a45fa70ca54bc99845970f6e4c413ae0cd49cd2be417.jpg

2024-02-11 23:19:41

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They allow donations in BTC and other crypto. I think this is always a good sign.

2024-02-10 02:49:07

We’re starting a new food advocacy group. https://image.nostr.build/0b420fa4786cc2ba436a42d9c0f51951bb7b0389b8c446b8553bb780bf0082a1.jpg

2024-02-04 04:11:42

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Interesting!

2024-02-04 02:22:51

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Best acting coach of all time!

2024-01-31 01:47:39

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I appreciate this scrutiny. I actually thought about trying Fedora bc other privacy resources recommended it. However, your site gave me pause to look this up. Sure enough. So, I chose a different distribution and I love it. Plus, Fedora didn’t accept anonymous bitcoin donations whereas the distribution that I went with did accept anonymous bitcoin donations. That alone seemed to be an important sign in determining which distribution to choose.

2024-01-27 04:25:42

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Headline: “Privacy Advocate” recommends centralized control.

2024-01-24 04:00:01

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Creepy

2024-01-24 03:59:48

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Whoa

2024-01-04 21:04:40

Do you need to troubleshoot your street cred? We can help. https://image.nostr.build/96c983b51963cb1825426c00264feec5718e70a415d368dd5b62d4442ff1c74c.jpg

2024-01-02 13:45:20

Why do you need a garage door if you aren’t a criminal?

2023-12-29 19:28:47

We sell swords! https://image.nostr.build/e72992fa8ea301a4a7c030d4d53192a065b9d5c6922b672f2817035cab142437.jpg

2023-12-28 18:37:57

Our artificial womb isn’t creepy. https://image.nostr.build/0afc1753306a55aa786b88c625e7d33a7dfc0d5f0f803b72f320d4506e2a7956.jpg

2023-12-27 17:10:29

WTF? https://image.nostr.build/a634bce51b082750519a3b825805432550dbbd179041dda7330551bb3c8c1412.jpg

2023-12-26 18:14:45

Introducing: Scottish Interpreter Services. https://image.nostr.build/f43026973ac786707ed004394734410b15b20b5618f36a8d794b19f500038c16.jpg

2023-12-22 13:18:26

Deal of the weekend!
Don’t want to miss work? Our surgery center will be offering elective pediatric tonsillectomies on 12/25/2023. https://image.nostr.build/bf898ecd7db208ab85cf0dd598c7554c34a048bdbff5eaa8314accf36aa60912.jpg

2023-12-21 14:22:10

Did you know that our construction company can help design and build elementary schools? https://image.nostr.build/d39359d6414133488e01352e44cd5e12dfb77f91c993f2f57ebbb1cafccd21b1.jpg

2023-12-19 14:48:37

Would you like a watch? We sell those too! https://image.nostr.build/bb38938d3a8f9915762b9e71c82a0ea9853e40fd656b626c454b4bf818e64b70.jpg

2023-12-14 17:05:05

Are you tired of driving rental cars from Florida, Georgia, New Jersey, New York, etc. We’ve got you covered. Our rental cars are guaranteed to have a license plate from Kansas. https://image.nostr.build/db237bdcc87e8415e987f1043ef8794dc4576926ab97b0809bb5a748db24e746.jpg

2023-12-14 06:11:02

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Thanks for sharing!

2023-12-13 23:03:53

Check out our delicious Decent Value New York strip steaks at a store near you. Aged beyond perfection! https://image.nostr.build/fd7429727f9a54b09183ef6cd68b8104e0edfe353b5e5aa218ecc6bcf53163b7.jpg

2023-12-12 15:15:21

Public Service Announcement:
Some places are “high risk” for getting COVID. https://image.nostr.build/506e36150ea7de2e8b88dd679f958c8fcb7831f12a951029b084130ca21c50fe.jpg

2023-12-11 14:53:15

Public Service Announcement:
Modern art is a treasure and artists are suffering. Did you know that more artists starve to death than any other demographic worldwide? We seek to stop this mass extinction. https://image.nostr.build/6f7e039ae21aabb131ebcfc560fd114a1ee105203f5da592d02c8943adf3c66f.jpg

2023-12-09 01:26:18

We are proud to sponsor a major college football bowl this season! https://image.nostr.build/4b844fbaa6b9cd5c3d1e129ca88721f9c44cd1067e7e0818bd51c4566f8b51db.jpg

2023-12-04 22:22:58

Do you need to test your test kit? We have a test kit to test your test kit! https://image.nostr.build/73928f81c24dc2bef6cac89a689100340f01a8441927ab53e4f541a7ecd2dc0e.jpg

2023-12-01 20:54:45

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I like my waterproof Lems boots. Took a little bit to wear them in but they’ve been great.

2023-11-30 23:08:43

Our brand new surgery center opens next week! https://image.nostr.build/187fa264dedefdfd3d8f9c2413b120fc623289caceefcb4e3de56eaf0392e667.jpg

2023-11-27 19:39:37

The “Sandwich Monopoly” could take out the entire Sub Sandwich Garage Door industry. https://image.nostr.build/c8e6aa55f1a5da0e8c0325d600007f424e7444f66b80f0932e944dfb02cd4a86.jpg

2023-11-26 22:24:32

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Interesting

2023-11-25 00:12:28

https://image.nostr.build/51b61bfa5637f1d26ef9246f0b13e1df6050d4f18ba49548e3cb35269b75d689.jpg

2023-11-22 01:21:02

Our garage door technicians will be offering a community lecture tomorrow. They will be discussing “The Nuances of Tea.” https://image.nostr.build/21025c4d6ef301d2cf7fba84a17f0f8856512f4204e9285403a854565fa6c5e3.jpg

2023-11-20 19:19:14

Will bitcoin have a Black Friday sale?
#bitcoin

2023-11-18 03:08:27

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That was my reaction too.

2023-11-18 01:04:29

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What stuff?

2023-11-17 22:38:11

Is your dog tired of their astigmatism and near sightedness? Our vision correction center can help! https://image.nostr.build/a1806efe985410e39f527bdeb23a0efbff2794849899bc282a710472ccc1ce79.jpg

2023-11-15 15:26:28

Is your infant tired of having that gummy smile? Would your infant like to eat steak? We can help! https://image.nostr.build/b83afaecae4dab943df7e48c499149b8a41f72b620a84c1bb104653337e4d360.jpg

2023-11-14 21:10:58

Did you know that we offer personalized solutions? https://image.nostr.build/924b3f79dd480a159b3d1f35b0d46478ea0f95a6da84204a30d356c7dc24fdf4.jpg

2023-11-14 20:31:32

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Definitely gotta have some time on your hands!

2023-11-14 18:43:20

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I just started doing sourdough a couple of months ago. So much fun!

2023-11-13 17:00:43

Do you have health, life, homeowner’s, motor vehicle, dental, or disability insurance, etc? What if something happens to your insurer? You need insurance insurance. We’ve got you covered! https://image.nostr.build/97297c34d7c3d5fca6b1a9674dc1244d3bd6275eba9447bb67cb4ad720e8b2ee.jpg

2023-11-12 00:06:41

Do your kids desire mac and cheese made by a subsidiary of a garage door company? We’ve got you covered. Our Decent Value mac and cheese is scrummy! https://image.nostr.build/a6614ddda0d964203c3321f19f87277b73ee26bfbefb37e9459c182b6cdc4561.jpg

2023-11-10 00:00:21

Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
The Decent Value flatus-free bing cherries are literally made of styrofoam.

2023-11-08 23:13:57

Introducing our Decent Value flatus-free bing cherries. These GMO cherries were fast tracked by the FDA to make cherry consumption more equitable for those who suffer from cherry induced flatulence. https://image.nostr.build/3c0e1ed450e30ad13c6110889acd6a3c6bb942d0c7ce7271a55678fff468d7c7.jpg

2023-11-08 15:11:34

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I’ve been thinking about this in the context of homeownership and the debt spiral. The real estate agent says “all is good” in the market (as predicted). However, how are we supposed to be able to pay for our mortgage when the taxes hyperinflate too? Seems like a perfect opportunity for mass property confiscation.

2023-11-07 21:06:26

They rejected my ballad because of my sandals.

2023-11-07 20:37:25

https://i.nostrimg.com/8c2e8634c54d7d871719ab59221c4b7e49996b93b3a04ab3965302a44325586c/file.jpeg

2023-11-06 22:52:37

Fall attire sale! Introducing the non-binary cowboy boot. Each boot is designed to fit either foot. Sure, they may not be designed for either of your feet but they will fit both of your feet. https://image.nostr.build/a0e1ac222fdddf8bd7ff8a4cd6026995fb0ab0afdd91b9702cffe1d38f235023.jpg

2023-11-06 01:45:15

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The Comfort Crisis by Michael Easter

2023-11-05 12:39:27

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It’s like they had the Sports Almanac from Back to the Future.

2023-11-05 03:10:53

Public Service Announcement (Powered by the Original Genuine Garage Door):
Did you know that daylight savings was invented to discombobulate the parents of little children for at least 3 weeks in the Spring and another 3 weeks after it ends in the Fall? https://image.nostr.build/b4480a1197398571020d9e9c35748a00a5dea104b04279f4c2d0846c643d1db4.jpg

2023-11-04 20:26:44

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Nice! That’s an interesting contraption that he had to lower the dough into the Dutch oven.

2023-11-04 18:59:55

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Nice! I just started doing sourdough about 6 weeks ago. So much fun!