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2024-08-14 23:27:15

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love that piss smell from the malted vinegar mmmboy

2024-08-14 22:22:15

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Didn't you beat Pig Ganon yet? Time to play Majora's Mask, buddy! Forget your troubles and get sucked into a game you can beat in just three days!

2024-08-11 16:26:01

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Remove the reasonable options and the only options left are unreasonable options. They should've let Vdare play castle keeper. It was keeping a few dozen potentially useful people busy with nonsense.
White Men WANT to be reasonable. Picking up the sword is a lot of work. Can't we just talk it out? Guess not.

2024-08-11 14:55:29

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If you beat the well you get an item that helps you figure out secrets. From this point forward the game expects you to have it, but it's optional, so Nintendo doesn't force you to have it. Which can lead to some frustrations.

2024-08-02 01:51:50

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I like behind-the-scenes stuff, what's the source?

2024-07-31 18:53:50

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Doc playing chess while his victims play checkers, we have entered the final pedo meta

2024-07-30 13:45:35

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"Trump is bought by the jews so it doesn't matter"
Yeah, but he's bought by jews who want to live. The other jews want to die. We can't bargain with people who want to die. We can work a deal with jews who are trying to curry favor with Whites. We don't have to honor the deal. Be a nigger to the system. Be a jew to jews. Take the best deal available and keep asking for more.

2024-07-30 07:40:23

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"Arguing with holes". If you don't do what they want, they threaten to make their holes unavailable.
great line I always think of it when a woman is being particularly bitchy

2024-07-30 00:46:59

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As I understand it he's nicer in the British version.
He should team up with Guy Fieri. One guy to praise the food the other to criticize it. It's the new Honeymooners.

2024-07-29 23:03:42

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"What the fuck is arepas?" Oh, ethnic cornbread. Yeah we already have American style cornbread we don't need any variants.

2024-07-26 15:17:08

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When politicians move the slightest bit right we agree and amplify. Even Hitler didn't start out as Hitler. He had to convince himself. We can't rely on that kind of luck.

2024-07-26 09:10:21

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I only like posts made in CST. This is God's Country! Fuck you, east coast nigger!
Seriously though I lived on east coast for years and could never get used to the time zone change, what do you mean there's nobody in America who's an hour ahead of me? IT AIN'T NATURAL! So glad I moved back to my native time zone.

2024-07-26 01:19:28

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Hopefully a big deal is made about this, it'll only push Elon further in the right direction.

2024-07-25 23:44:47

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"She's not melting! Why isn't she melting?!"

2024-07-25 21:04:06

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How controlled are the feeds for the conventions? Do they just livestream the whole thing? I've never watched a convention before. Delegates could be there. With a floor fight they can vote for anyone they want.

2024-07-25 17:27:05

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Mommy dressed in pure white, bosom glistening, as she verbally eviscerates a mudwoman... yes, Tulsi became an honorary Aryan that day. There will be a surfboard waiting for her in Valhalla.
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2024-07-24 18:21:30

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The ones who speak English already crossed the border.

2024-07-24 10:20:39

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I'm convinced kids only think CYBERTRUCK is so ugly because they haven't seen the kind of shit people used to drive (Obama took them off the road after declaring them "clunkers" by royal fiat)

2024-07-23 15:12:16

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Kamala's Big Purple Beaver :cryspin:

2024-07-23 10:50:27

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Don't take this seriously but it kind of gets to me that you've led an interesting life and now you just walk a site. "Come on, get back in the game" and all that. I feel the same way about myself sometimes ...

2024-07-22 15:38:58

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Is perception bias actually a term they use? I'm already wore the fuck out from "survivorship bias".

2024-07-21 16:37:21

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I've read all the philosophists. Heegle. E-vola. Nitchy. I'm ready to become fassist. :chad:

2024-07-21 02:24:04

"Demoralization always sells the false narrative of inevitability."
Big if true!
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2024-07-20 00:04:46

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2024-07-19 15:35:58

Step 1: make it gay
Step 2: make it for babies
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2024-07-19 14:32:19

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I can't believe they're sending her to debate Vance. If his controllers have any sense they'll remove all restrictions on his speech. He's got a curry wife, he can tank the racist-misogynist accusations.

2024-07-12 13:15:10

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Men: Just do the rational thing, come on now.
Women: [gasp] This is like being raped!

2024-06-25 19:16:32

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my headcanon is he got shot so a fellow nigger could steal his hairstyle
when a new nigger claims the "foolio crown" that's your killer right there

2024-06-25 18:37:46

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freedom on the other side
dig oksana, dig to freedom
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2024-06-24 15:30:19

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I'm not saying I know of several towns where it's the opposite because anons might ask me where they are. But it's not the mythical Shangri-la. Not every woman leaves for the city to pursue a degree and nigger dick!

2024-06-23 20:02:10

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What's the last good Pokemon game before it got all gigamax and hyper-charizard bullshit? My last one was Sapphire. Are the Black and Whites good? Should I play the remake of Gold/Silver? I skipped that generation.

2024-06-23 15:02:01

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kikes supplying kikes

2024-06-19 15:07:19

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Yes, of course, but she also only does this for MALE violence. Women can do anything they want, including murder 😇
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2024-06-19 00:23:38

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Has she seen Jackass? Show her Jackass it's the perfect representation of a world that never existed

2024-06-18 20:23:52

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according to my research this represents 60 orders
skizm a big boy

2024-06-16 20:59:50

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only their balls in the toilet water

2024-06-12 19:32:28

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"marketing exec in tech" literally can't market himself (lie about qualifications to get job)
Maybe that's the real test, if you're good enough to bullshit your way in you're good enough to sell the bullshit product.

2024-06-12 14:04:13

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👑 daddy 👑 didn't interact 💋 with me 😿 so I ❌ deleted ❌ the poast
if this poast 🗒️ gets 💯 likes 👑 daddy 👑 will be my king 🤴🏻 forever 💍

2024-06-10 20:46:42

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pizza places ought to deliver protein smoothies too so I can get my requirements and my refreshments at the same time
or just put more meat on the fucking pizza it's like $20 now fuck come on

2024-06-10 13:53:16

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Native Americans didn't make beads. They traded for them. All that crap in museums is as authentic as my MDF kitchen cabinets.

2024-06-06 11:33:38

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I like how autismos to this day can't understand Misato's motivation for it
"SHE WAS A PEDO. SHE'S A BAD GUY."
no she's just fucked up you retards, it's an anime about fucked up people

2024-03-15 17:39:08

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How hard could it be? If you're smart enough to get a house in this economy you're smart enough to become a licensed Realtor®

2024-03-15 12:48:12

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Jews will succumb to paranoia and think the AI has to be tricking them. They'll listen to it but only halfway. They think they can argue with God, how would it be any different with AI?

2024-03-15 00:34:45

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No sugar? Everyone knows southern shrimp has got to be sweet 🤢

2024-03-14 20:55:59

So glad these two companies responsible for 90% of the PC games market are run by stable, steady men.
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