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2023-02-09 01:31:41

Twitter is a bad place full of bad vibes. Good riddance.

2023-02-09 01:30:05

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My real plebs are here. 💜

2023-02-09 01:22:28

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I don’t even care that there’s an unfixable typo in my last note and I can’t delete it and repost. I’m exchanging perfectionism for freedom. And it feels pretty fucking great.

2023-02-09 01:11:54

This is what happened when I tried to follow one person on Twitter today. I hace nearly 3000 followers there and I can’t follow one more? Buh-bye!
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2023-02-09 00:33:01

So, are there only like two porn photos approved by the Chinese government or what?

2023-02-07 20:50:09

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PSA: You don't need to carry around your whole net worth with you in a fucking cell phone.

2023-02-07 20:46:27

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No thanks!

2023-02-04 15:29:48

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2023-02-03 23:14:23

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Don’t forget CSV export in time for April!

2023-02-03 20:28:06

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I was not.

2023-02-03 20:27:35

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Eh...

2023-02-03 20:25:48

I have no idea how to get rid of relays on Snort. Half of mine look like they're offline and when I click the gear icon nothing happens.

2023-02-03 15:07:08

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I was the last one, but then he ran away from home.

2023-02-03 12:55:19

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2023-02-02 22:47:38

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Good because ain’t nothin’ worse than SOGGY sats. 🤙

2023-02-02 22:44:32

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2023-02-02 01:43:38

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You forgot me 😢
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2023-02-02 01:42:33

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Pls ser por mi familia

2023-02-02 01:15:06

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The current price if bitcoin is $IDGAF.

2023-02-02 01:12:32

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Lemme think about that for a
NAH.

2023-02-02 01:10:07

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2023-02-01 23:13:16

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That’s the cool part. I don’t have to.

2023-02-01 23:09:14

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Well you can always just HFSP!

2023-02-01 16:56:17

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I feel like I’ve been rugged.

2023-02-01 15:10:23

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Friends, I have bad news. Larry has run away from home. I’ve looked everywhere and he is just…gone. 🥺

2023-02-01 12:06:34

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Take all the time you need. I’ll keep stacking while you think it over. 😏

2023-02-01 11:59:40

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ETH is the fart before the shart

2023-02-01 05:06:01

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Welcome old friend!

2023-02-01 04:09:30

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Of all the people here I actually think I could trust you with it.

2023-02-01 04:06:11

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It’s bitcoin not blockchain. And no, it doesn’t get old.

2023-02-01 04:02:37

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Waaaaaait a minute, how do I know this wasn’t a fake Larry NFT that I was paid to take?

2023-02-01 03:57:57

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2023-02-01 03:55:34

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Imma have to sleep on this one. The gravity hasn’t quite sunk in yet.

2023-02-01 03:51:27

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Hell yeah and I’m gunna HODL this one 4evah!

2023-02-01 03:50:26

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Oh you were not kidding around lol

2023-02-01 03:49:35

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2023-02-01 03:45:56

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2023-02-01 03:43:50

hello everybody I am noob
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2023-02-01 03:43:02

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hello everybody I am noob here
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2023-02-01 03:41:35

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2023-01-31 20:48:48

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*bitcoin

2023-01-31 15:44:05

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How much BTC to be qualified as plankton? No reason, just asking.

2023-01-31 15:43:20

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We gonna have to add more sea creatures to this chart.

2023-01-31 15:41:00

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PV to anyone who isn’t a shitcoiner 🔥

2023-01-31 15:38:46

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Can I also get my score nuked on whatever shitcoin website this is, please and thanks.

2023-01-31 04:15:48

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You can’t significantly improve on a discovery. Bitcoin was the turning point. Everything that came after is a desperate attempt to rediscover something that already existed.

2023-01-31 03:02:03

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Shitcoins are affinity scams made to resemble bitcoin, but are usually pre-mined so the founders can dump on their holders, or staking so people can't cash out while they run off with people's "investments", or maybe they offer "features" like Turing-complete coding on the base layer, a provably ridiculous idea, or they're somehow "greener" or "faster" than bitcoin, but really they're just centralized and prone to censorship or attacks from multiple vectors. They keep coming up with new reasons why they're "better" than bitcoin, and every cycle they die off and new ones appear like a herpes flare-up. There can't be 20,000 better bitcoins.

2023-01-31 02:48:18

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Maybe we’re just tired of their same old shitcoinery arguments. They never offer up anything new. It’s exhausting.

2023-01-30 18:56:40

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Send me your private key, I'll fix ya right up!

2023-01-29 12:02:35

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Wasn’t it originally twttr?
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2023-01-28 16:24:34

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Worked for me when I tried. Guess I’m not important enough to censor! https://twitter.com/mcgee_bits/status/1619370378601832448

2023-01-28 12:17:22

Gm frens
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2023-01-28 02:36:46

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My genre pronouns are heavy/metal

2023-01-27 16:42:19

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And honestly, you should still just buy bitcoin anyway. Plow twice as much as your normal cigarette budget into bitcoin. Your withdrawal will become your deposit. 😏

2023-01-27 16:40:35

The only time you should ever buy a shitcoin is if it’s a punishment to yourself. Like you’re trying to quit smoking and you slip up, so you force yourself to buy $20 of Cardano.

2023-01-27 16:38:23

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The only excuse for this is if you're doing it as a punishment to yourself, like maybe you want to stop smoking and the only way you can do it is to make yourself buy a shitcoin every time you light up.

2023-01-27 02:06:09

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Lord of the Cock Rings

2023-01-27 00:55:58

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I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist. I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

2023-01-26 16:18:43

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Hello 🥯 guy! 🤙

2023-01-26 16:17:45

#[0] followed you, fren 🫂

2023-01-26 16:14:23

Gm and GFY nostriches 😈

2023-01-26 03:22:09

Um, Iris UX could use a little work. Turns out I can boost something 3 times before I realized it worked. 🤣

#[0]

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Just a shout-out to super-fine nostrich #[0] for hooking me up with a verified badge today! 🙌

2023-01-25 02:38:43

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How? Please be specific.

2023-01-25 02:23:37

It’s hard to believe most the world hasn’t discovered bitcoin yet. It’s been 14 years FFS.

2023-01-25 02:03:18

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🫂 🫂

2023-01-25 01:57:33

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*bitcoin

2023-01-25 01:44:44

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That was supposed to tag #[1] but I’m an idiot.

2023-01-25 01:44:13

How do I have a working NIP badge on Snort but @ npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m doesn’t? 🤣

2023-01-25 01:42:14

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You rock, thanks!!! 🙌

2023-01-25 01:29:12

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Wow, that was quick!

2023-01-25 01:21:25

People on Twitter are stingy as fuck with their sats.

2023-01-25 01:17:05

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bitsmcgee 😁

2023-01-25 00:47:04

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I’ll take one, please!

2023-01-24 18:08:26

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Maybe the first one on the tweeters, too. 😉

2023-01-24 18:02:45

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Uh…that's…weird.

2023-01-24 16:10:57

Wait… did snort.social remove the ❤️ button and now only has a ⚡️?

2023-01-24 16:09:29

How dafuq did I get here before #[0] … I'm never this early to anything.

2023-01-23 01:15:41

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Buncha dullards over there.

2023-01-21 22:15:05

HODLers, your vindication will be glorious.

2023-01-21 17:43:35

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My body is ready.

2023-01-21 06:21:47

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And then he sold his!

2023-01-20 21:47:18

$22K BITCOIN LET’S FUCKING GO
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2023-01-20 20:33:04

You might get lucky and strike it rich on a shitcoin, but shitcoins will never make you free.

2023-01-19 20:48:39

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Counterpoint: No it isn’t.

2023-01-17 18:59:37

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Silk Road 2!

2023-01-15 23:01:46

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Mental image: Saved 💾

2023-01-15 15:00:34

Guys, I may be kinda dumb but I'm still trying to make sense of Nostr. I think I might have created two accounts with two sets of keys. But I'm just gonna stick with this one and abandon the old fork. Nobody was following me there anyways! Ha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2023-01-14 02:22:15

Is the #plebchain running tonight?

2023-01-14 02:21:32

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Also, I’m single.

2023-01-14 02:10:37

Congratulations if your dumbass just DCA’d through all that bullshit last year.

2023-01-14 01:42:59

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I’m stacking for two.

2023-01-14 01:35:40

For some people, bitcoin only exists as a way to be reminded that they’re stupid on a predictable schedule.

2023-01-07 04:08:45

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2023-01-03 14:55:54

It doesn’t matter if #bitcoin goes down to $15K, $10K, or even $5K or below. There are enough of us laser-eyed financially illiterate psychopaths who will keep buying no matter what the price. We all understand where this is headed, and it sucks for everyone else if they don’t.

2023-01-02 23:49:49

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⚡️🤙

2023-01-02 23:32:22

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#100SatsTheStandard ⚡️🤙
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