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2024-08-19 16:15:19

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@npub1wah…xc8t and mead recipes, so yes, based

2024-08-19 16:00:05

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@npub1wah…xc8t https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_M%C3%A9nagier_de_Paris

2024-08-17 20:46:15

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@npub1uxk…z97c :monster_energy_ultra:

2024-08-17 18:02:31

Mitsu is a Costco debutante, she's about to show her card for the first time

2024-08-17 16:58:10

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@npub1jlw…tt4c I'm quite satisfied with my S24; it's not ginormous, the design is not distracting and it just does what I want my phone to do without slowing down.

2024-08-17 16:55:30

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@npub1wml…wtzn @npub1wah…xc8t Also Kraft Dinner; very canadian of you

2024-08-16 16:26:40

Late brekky
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5ecbe25a95d3d2d0fcc5553519f2f1c068cc2967129e27f6290333d080311c5e.jpg?name=LFgJDn-0e5ur7g.jpg

2024-08-14 13:18:43

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@npub1qh0…xeda Oooh, all those devs using WAFs as a crutch are gonna have a bad time...

2024-08-14 01:53:09

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@npub1wah…xc8t So it's like Fast & Furious!

2024-08-13 20:00:01

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@npub1wah…xc8t I am now overqualified to be an engineer for Boeing.

2024-08-13 19:59:28

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@npub1wah…xc8t Ok, ok, I have an idea! Tape multiple brooms together, go to the door to the Starliner, flip the switch to have it leave, then quickly close the door!

2024-08-13 19:15:16

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@npub17wr…prsu @npub1qh0…xeda No, thankfully for them I haven't.

2024-08-13 18:57:01

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@npub1wah…xc8t They just picked up rocket design right where they left off.

2024-08-13 17:31:22

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@npub1uzg…sppm @npub13ke…xu6c He's been too busy checking every single frame of Aliens and True Lies to learn that people say "touch grass" now.

2024-08-12 19:55:48

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@npub1wah…xc8t Captain Blood is one of those games that I like booting, "playing" up to the point where I meet the first alien and then go "Wow! That's really cool! I'm never playing that game for real tho!"

2024-08-12 02:40:00

Me (talking about astronomy with Mitsu): ... so the sun will burn out and expand in 5 billion years
Mitsu (starting to cry): All the animals will die... :cryingcat:

2024-08-10 20:25:44

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub15xt…ywcn https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crudit%C3%A9s

2024-08-09 18:06:58

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@npub15xt…ywcn I am

2024-08-08 20:01:15

Je voudrais pouvoir t'offrir le peu que je sais
Y a deux importances, la première c'est toé pis moé
L'autre, c'est qu'il nous reste encore un autre jour
Le matin se lève encore sur toi, mon amour
Comme un sage
Monte dans les nuages
Monte d'un étage
Viens voir le paysage
Comme un sage
Monte dans les nuages
Monte d'un étage
Laisse-moi voir ton visage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfUzpKMiHLw

2024-08-08 15:37:41

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@npub1znu…n9j2 He told me he wanted someone who speaks spanish, so that's why he skipped you.
(I dunno if Vance knows spanish)

2024-08-08 05:06:42

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@npub1wn4…qa9z Sadly, yes, though it's probably fairly rare.

2024-08-07 19:24:16

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@npub1qh0…xeda I liked Vilnius, but it's the part of my trip to the Baltics that was least memorable. But I remember eating well there, cepelinai are delicious.

2024-08-06 19:47:18

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@npub15xt…ywcn EXACTLY!

2024-08-06 19:45:04

I think the main issue I encounter in the challenge labs for my certification is that since I'm a sysadmin, I approach the labs from a sysadmin perspective and tend to discount the possibility of someone setting up their servers in a comically incompetent way. Like for instance I wouldn't think of scanning for externally accessible anonymous windows shares because come on!

2024-08-06 16:12:24

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@npub1qh0…xeda
> Watches documentaries
:acat_confused:

2024-08-06 14:07:48

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@npub1uzg…sppm Why would you want to be awkward and give me a headache?

2024-08-05 21:37:18

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@npub15xt…ywcn @npub14mk…sqx8 It's a serious condition

2024-08-04 22:51:45

Meatball sub (homemade)
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/cc124a86a7c839ad627aac2cb202eac714a5934e22b0dae2ce1ecaa3dd09abe4.jpg?name=gEgdWOEWuOAebw.jpg

2024-08-04 20:34:43

Mitsu (crying): Why I cannot be a hobbit?
Me: Well, you're the right height but your feet are not hairy enough

2024-08-04 17:38:21

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@npub1lws…4fd5 What year is it that french people still have to pay their landlord with part of their harvest? Do you also have to do corvée?

2024-08-04 17:31:52

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@npub1wah…xc8t "Quarry worker" is selling Fred short; he's a bronto crane operator, and crane operarors make decent money nowadays too (maybe they'd also have a bonus if their crane was a dinosaur).
Also, illiterate is kind of a moot insult if the character predates the invention of writing.

2024-08-04 14:14:47

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@npub108e…nss3 By "bugs" I hope you mean "bikers"?

2024-08-03 23:46:36

DDR Extreme machine at the cinema confirmed my dancing days are over. The Dance Dance Contras won.

2024-08-03 22:45:45

Famcy food court time
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5ca8378bd811d79321da1e4bece3ff915d1f14c42834adc963e48c02f126c859.jpg?name=_VlyX4BRWAVtdg.jpg

2024-08-03 15:32:19

I kind of want to carry my Flipper Zero on my keychain so I can pretend there's something interesting I can do with it while out and about.

2024-08-03 15:29:54

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@npub1wml…wtzn @npub15xt…ywcn She's about to binky

2024-08-03 15:25:29

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@npub15xt…ywcn is now fueled by Captain Crunch

2024-08-03 13:32:09

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@npub1wah…xc8t He's literally me (not really, but I don't think any of the alternatives fit better)
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c8786f12c0791b0849a89bd0c459ee0362e5800c8c1076f0d0a01bbff3c52fab.jpg?name=kEfE2Iq1__DsxQ.jpg

2024-08-03 13:20:40

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@npub1wah…xc8t Not sure O Brian is libertarian, he's working for the government.
Now if it were Quark...

2024-08-03 04:05:28

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@npub1qh0…xeda I like to explain it as having too much pressure in my head from my big brain.

2024-08-03 04:04:17

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@npub1qh0…xeda I always had this

2024-08-02 22:57:33

I want everyone else's car to have this but fuck you I'm never buying a snitch car myself
https://local12.com/news/nation-world/ford-trying-patent-camera-system-reports-other-speeding-vehicles-police-authorities-cincinnati-legal-argument-united-states-patent-trademark-office-uspto-internet-connection-availability-information-exchange-stationary-enforcement-speed-limits-law-force

2024-08-02 22:36:32

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@npub1uzg…sppm boil em mash em stick em in a stew

2024-08-02 22:31:18

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1wah…xc8t If I knew I'd be rich (as I'd be having LLMs write for me books that pander directly to that)

2024-08-02 22:28:17

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@npub1wah…xc8t @npub1qh0…xeda Women love bad boys (who commit sordid murders)

2024-08-02 21:33:44

Oh, so the unstoppable force (seemingly petty internet drama) finally overcame the immovable object (romhacking.net)

2024-08-02 17:06:38

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@npub1x8q…hcyw Yeah, this was the post that had me thinking about pocket computers again

2024-08-02 15:50:40

My obsession for cyberdeck-y devices/pocket computers is quite irrational.
Still, even when I unpack it and notice how it makes no sense, it remains.

2024-08-01 12:36:35

Oh, I forgot to say, @npub15xt…ywcn had blood drawn yesterday (6 vials!) and she was very brave about it!

2024-08-01 12:34:46

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@npub1wah…xc8t That author knows bunnies

2024-07-31 21:47:21

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Came out shitty but still functional enough

2024-07-31 20:45:18

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@npub1qh0…xeda > this is not normal or right, but I have found it is necessary.
Many such cases

2024-07-31 20:41:05

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@npub15xt…ywcn They know their audience

2024-07-31 19:58:38

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Note to self: Remember to point fan out of the window and not inwards towards the room when 3D printing or else ouchie headache and loss of IQ points.

2024-07-31 19:54:31

Finally getting around to printing a case for my Flipper Zero's wifi board.

2024-07-30 14:38:56

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1gx5…teuu I'm sure you can find poutine around Fort Lauderdale and Hollywood

2024-07-30 14:27:25

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@npub1qh0…xeda McDonalds rarely messes up for me.
Tim Hortons though messes up all the time; there's a specific Tim Hortons restaurant in particular that if an order goes through them I can reliably tell that they will not put the cream/sugar I asked for in my coffee.

2024-07-30 14:24:53

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@npub1qh0…xeda Same

2024-07-27 20:12:33

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@npub15xt…ywcn And you drove automatic

2024-07-27 20:10:58

The Costco magasine reads like you'd expect the news in North Korea to read like, except instead of the Workers' Party it's Costco.

2024-07-23 20:26:21

Finished the first (of six) labs for my cert.
Took a while, what slowed me down is my tendancy to expect it to be entirely a clever and intricate puzzle, whereas sometimes the answer was just to take an informed guess and bruteforce/spray some passwords.

2024-07-23 00:00:40

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@npub1qh0…xeda Wrote an angry, sassy post
> People that line up before their gate is called should be gassed

2024-07-22 23:16:24

I think @npub1qh0…xeda is being very Spanish today too

2024-07-22 22:05:13

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@npub1wah…xc8t Tread lightly

2024-07-22 21:49:38

I got be careful or @npub15xt…ywcn will invent annoying song lyrics about me again. She is too quick doing that

2024-07-22 21:35:46

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@npub15xt…ywcn You love boys that's pretty gay you have to admit

2024-07-21 04:42:30

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Holy shit, I did not expect to see an Elena and Hugo doing so well

2024-07-21 02:30:09

Come on evo, just start the 3rd strike finals!

2024-07-20 22:14:44

Me, to our bunny: Alex, what is best in life?
Our bunny: Eat fruit, be pet, and hear the lamentation of my owners as I throw hay, litter and poop in the living room.

2024-07-20 20:19:17

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@npub15xt…ywcn @npub1wah…xc8t I'm a romantic, I'll take you with me

2024-07-18 22:11:53

I went back to my old Samsung Galaxy Watch 3 after my Fossil Hybrid faded too much. With a good analog watchface and always on screen, it's lowkey. And my main concern with batteries has been adressed once I found out I can recharge it with only my phone.

2024-07-18 18:02:10

Finally, growing little eggs on eggplant
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8464934dcf808f889d6ea53ba637430256104e16ff93fcd5e419b2b95f84813c.jpg?name=i9KjsAuFSw_vDA.jpg

2024-07-18 15:02:58

So that Emio game is just a new Famicom Tantei Club game. Booooo

2024-07-18 15:00:16

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@npub1uzg…sppm I didn't know he made horror games

2024-07-16 17:26:13

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@npub1uzg…sppm Gladly

2024-07-16 15:09:40

Mitsu having a conversation with a crow: "Hi!"
Crow: CAW CAW caaaw CAAW
*neighbor starts banging on stuff in his garage*
Mitsu: ... attack
Crow: Caw!

2024-07-16 14:17:11

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@npub15xt…ywcn :cat_si:

2024-07-15 21:58:25

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@npub1znu…n9j2 @npub15xt…ywcn Exist, apparently

2024-07-15 20:55:34

This is @npub15xt…ywcn right now:
Waaaah, seals are so cute... And you ate them! Waaaaah!
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3f3d065ee1e85b11a29f89b67c09b6ba07a2ba50a29bb4386e9b5af70cd1e06c.jpg?name=yLScC3Az7TJ-_A.jpg

2024-07-15 20:07:15

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@npub1qh0…xeda To a Japanese illness, a Japanese solution
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e3895264c11b0ecae1461200f5268b75392700eda8bee7acc4449dc534853be2.jpg?name=p1hqtyM0fHRIVQ.jpg

2024-07-15 15:56:12

I need @npub1uzg…sppm to explain Kirby lore

2024-07-15 15:14:47

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@npub15xt…ywcn after passing the exam (she was stressed)
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/988dd9a1b3c12b375c9d47205351ac347e6cfe0dfcc561868e99556e6b83b554.jpg?name=IOVTxIOOYUMgUw.jpg

2024-07-14 21:13:25

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@npub1qh0…xeda When you go there, do you try to be interesting to help the girls, or do you just go full sperg and talk about computers and programming?

2024-07-12 00:20:40

Made arepas.
Neither @npub15xt…ywcn or I ate them before but we wanted to try them, so I looked up a recipe and cooked them (it's in my blood after all).
Delicious, but we found out the limit is 3 arepas.

2024-07-11 20:57:14

My wife watched all of Gray's Anatomy :acat_flabbergasted:

2024-07-11 20:20:27

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And there's literally a white rabbit running through my bedroom

2024-07-11 20:14:49

First shell on a challenge lab machine
:FeelsWowMan:

2024-07-11 15:45:21

Homemade corn tortillas always best <3

2024-07-11 14:50:13

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9r3lr2l4zxo
Trouser snakes taken to their logical extreme

2024-07-11 14:48:38

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@npub15xt…ywcn Gray's Anatomy is pretty much a telenovela

2024-07-10 13:51:17

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@npub1xgt…jat6 Maybe it's their next console and they decided to go full-on Playstation weird with the advertisement!

2024-07-09 17:53:58

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@npub1qh0…xeda Somehow
Maybe the Zero To One question is weighted heavily
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c481bc635e6eb97cc8f27e18dc0eb1a2f67218b2ec330b3b9e7bf495fca9e22d.jpg?name=odAIF-z4-OnDvw.jpg

2024-07-09 15:09:17

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@npub1wah…xc8t Si :acat_flower:

2024-07-09 13:12:48

There's a street called Valdombre here and each time I hear it it makes me laugh because it sounds like a place that would be in Middle-Earth. In english, Valdombre would translate to Shadowvale.

2024-07-08 00:00:49

/me plant eggplant
Wait
No eggs
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2024-07-06 19:50:30

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@npub1xgt…jat6 It's for anime localizers

2024-07-06 19:43:40

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 :chocolatine:

2024-07-06 19:32:41

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@npub1wah…xc8t You need to write 'damaged' on her forehead with a sharpie

2024-07-05 15:32:49

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@npub1qh0…xeda Was gonna offer the one that comes in Kali linux if it helped, assuming it got updates along the way but turns that they still ship with the old original rockyou. Let me know if someone hooks you up with that 2024 one

2024-07-04 20:02:43

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@npub1uzg…sppm Some people pay extra for all edge
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/212de4beb2afc7ba0731ff596bf491d99eeaf64d7898403b84e91b185c0bb2b7.png?name=GVGHW-8SLdaS5w.png