King_Noticer

King of Racism
Shitty artist who mostly draws goblins

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King_Noticer_at_poa.st@mostr.pub

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2024-08-31 02:13:39

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I can't type that, my keyboard doesn't have moonrunes on it
Also I don't even know what that says

2024-08-31 02:08:11

Shit I need a business name
Fuck uhhhhhh shit uhhhhh what's a humorous moniker for my shitty drawing services

2024-08-29 19:42:27

This composition is going to be difficult :bocchibreakdown:

2024-08-29 19:01:02

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I'm the art hoe I guess
Which means I'm the tentacle monster :blinkscrem:

2024-08-29 18:59:14

Mfw don't remember the planet fitness I subscribed to, how do I cancel if I don't know the number :blinkscrem:

2024-08-29 17:41:30

Need gobbo

2024-08-17 03:04:28

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Best girl is a spooder? :jahy_derp:

2024-08-17 02:59:55

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mfw not being an alive cowboy
https://i.poastcdn.org/369eea02c7c2628ce84b71c0910b495cd373b9c7047c80119a3f32e061e432ff.png

2024-08-16 09:50:10

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You're right :akkoWeary:
There's only one thing to do, I must make Blink into a shark

2024-08-16 09:47:55

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Why must I uoh every shark girl I see :uoh:

2024-08-16 09:03:02

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LICENTIOUSNESS? :akkoAngery:

2024-08-16 08:59:08

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Poor Senor Lenor, so neglected :akkoWeary:

2024-08-16 04:31:00

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I hate that shit
IF I ASSEMBLE A GOD BUILD, LET ME DUMPSTER THE BOSS :akkoAngery:

2024-08-16 02:15:21

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So true, I don't know how to do anything :jahy_derp:
Except draw goblins, and I'm not even good at that

2024-08-16 00:55:03

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What if it is his temper, someone probably broke some spaghetti while he was on the mountain

2024-08-16 00:48:34

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I already stopped being so bullyable, this is my maximum level of not bullyable :akkoWeary:

2024-08-16 00:32:14

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She's mean, and also my wife :bocchibreakdown:

2024-08-15 15:07:25

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Gobbos refer to tall races as "Longshanks" and I think that's funny

2024-08-15 15:05:13

Welp, time to sleep

2024-08-15 14:36:38

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Also, like, why would I want to be a gobbo if being a gobbo didn't mean anything

2024-08-15 14:15:48

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"That's right baby, I cheesed my way past all those annoying as fuck spam sorcerers with a shortbow and poison arrows, now give Daddy some sugar"

2024-08-15 14:10:23

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The first one is actually not that pozzed, but it's also the shittest one gameplay wise
The second one is more fun to play but the writing is unfunny and terrible (Except anytime Handsome Jack in on screen, he steals the show)
The third one is the worst of both worlds, yaaaaay

2024-08-15 14:05:43

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It's not, I've played Borderlands and it's never funny, it's just "I'm gay, LAUGH"

2024-08-15 14:01:50

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You heard it here folks, Owl says women are nigger bullshit

2024-08-15 14:00:40

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The porn artists do that to every anime girl, even the old ones
And all the non anime ones too, I guess women are just mid now

2024-08-15 13:18:33

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I played 5th edition once
It was the worst tabletop experience of my life (And also the first instance of Blink as we know her today) :blinkscrem:

2024-08-15 06:39:49

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Fuck you, I liked breathing way before you did, fake ass fan :akkoAngery:

2024-08-15 06:37:29

Nothing makes me hate something more than everyone telling me I should like it :akko_angry:

2024-08-15 06:22:47

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I don't even like Griffith, I want Guts to cleave him apart :blinkscrem:

2024-08-15 06:15:03

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I got edgelord :bocchibreakdown:
https://i.poastcdn.org/8cf9e29ecc33a96919146d53fce22b7823d4bda96b8eaa06a1c11e31975bd78b.png

2024-08-14 22:42:37

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I should marry a parked car? :blinkscrem:

2024-08-14 14:33:14

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You mean colostomy? Colonoscopy is when they shove a camera up your bum

2024-08-14 14:31:10

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UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://i.poastcdn.org/4eda6746eced4dfde554735072db926a02e60d4ebdd2a7a76b4bed14dd44ae97.png

2024-08-14 14:27:27

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The only animu girl who could truly satisfy my need for big boob, because she could make the boob as big as she wanted :jahy_hyper:
IMAGINE

2024-08-14 14:26:14

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I just like the Erza one, she's red, I like red :jahy_derp:

2024-08-14 14:22:46

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Yeah, vary true
I also like that one spriggan 12 woman that can grow and shrink stuff

2024-08-14 14:20:24

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I'm an Erza man myself, but I see the appeal :jahy_derp:

2024-08-14 14:18:58

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Yandere water woman, I am nostalgic now
I always wondered if she'd change color were you to dump a tub of kool-aid mix on her

2024-08-14 14:15:00

Welp, time to sleep before I have to contend with reprisals for my terrible opinion of myself :jahy_derp:

2024-08-14 12:46:27

mmm bowl of meat with minced garlic and worcestershire sauce
Good brepfast

2024-08-13 23:48:35

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You are what you eat, he's slowly morphing into a funko pop himself

2024-08-13 23:43:33

Getting a life insurance policy for my rat so I can be compensated when I inevitably strangle him to death for getting into the garbage for the 17894359128th time

2024-08-13 21:54:00

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Ah but you see, a soyjak with a cool sword remains a soyjak

2024-08-13 14:18:39

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Me too, we are the same guy after all (History was my worst subject in school because I hate having to memorize names and dates and shit) :blinkscrem:

2024-08-13 03:45:14

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They'll never catch me, I'm sneaky and elusive, like some kind of small... sneaky... stabby... creature :blinksmug:

2024-08-12 10:08:49

I feel like such a fraud
A FRAUD :blinkscrem:

2024-08-12 07:10:01

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I wish I could :akkoWeary:

2024-08-11 17:25:40

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It's ok, the evil gay wizard's plan backfired, because Gay Blink used domestic violence on her

2024-08-11 17:23:59

I DON'T LIKE THE EVIL WIZARDS CASTING DOMINATE PERSON AND TURNING FRIGGIN BLINK GAY
https://i.poastcdn.org/cdb3f24c0de0b6ccc7e3d4df6244e7e9eb8a11be3e2f3909e7c59c5e044c41f4.png

2024-08-11 13:00:35

Man, why'd I have to go and catch the uoh for very bad demon girl
SHE'S NOT EVEN BEST GIRL IN HER OWN GAME :blinkscrem:

2024-08-11 08:09:18

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What are you talking about

2024-08-11 07:33:43

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Don't talk about my wife like that, that's my job :blinkscrem:

2024-08-11 06:32:00

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The 2b2t of America

2024-08-11 06:28:30

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The only things to do in Florida are Disney World and drugs, that's the answer

2024-08-11 05:58:09

Vary bad demon girls must get the holy spray :jahy_rage:
https://i.poastcdn.org/1181239aee36f12cc647355ff0fc7f4ebc2b8658ef82f7beaf045fb28f7b0db3.png

2024-08-11 04:38:19

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I have my moments :jahy_derp:

2024-08-11 02:56:03

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Kill adulteresses, suplex an adulteress into the concrete, bludgeon an adulteress with a croquet mallet

2024-08-11 02:42:45

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So true, I'm posting fictional girl with food right now :jahy_derp:
https://i.poastcdn.org/b5b7c03306daedbe29f9d51c80edc1a0142f1fdd844e24e01608b5bad025ae32.png

2024-08-11 02:40:11

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Rip Massive Mallard, died of girl goosip

2024-08-09 23:21:01

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Little known fact, Nigger Hell was acually Nigger Heaven until they started putting niggers into it

2024-08-09 23:17:25

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But I want :akkoWeary:

2024-08-09 22:58:20

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I thought that said "legally wife a dragon" for a second and now I'm sad :akkoWeary:

2024-08-09 17:19:58

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Low Level Pathfinder is truly an ordeal innit
Least my campaign is starting at level 3, so I only have 1 level before I can start deathrolling people like a little murder crocodile

2024-08-09 17:07:49

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You can be neutral and pick negative channel too

2024-08-09 03:02:43

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Wait... you're THAT Tyler?! :blinkscrem:

2024-08-08 23:49:12

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Yes, Pathfinder Barbrarians are very strongk

2024-08-08 23:38:34

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Where's the woman for my time, I've been ROBBED :blinkscrem:

2024-08-08 22:52:43

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Yeah, just bring a comically oversized fan like a normal person, smh my head

2024-08-08 19:35:02

Mmm bizza roll :jahy_derp:

2024-08-08 09:58:07

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I guess I'm just doompilled being around children since so many of them are brown these days

2024-08-08 09:50:37

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The problem isn't the games, it's the players
It's 90% retarded children

2024-08-08 06:48:25

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Goblins you say :jahy_derp:

2024-08-08 06:30:42

"I'll show YOU a deathroll!"
https://i.poastcdn.org/b30d2ac0e5c1146ce23ad0bcf492832090d50b8273fffce6a4f7a7d39a255945.png

2024-08-07 22:38:24

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Blink is a monster, she could swing a bus if properly motivated

2024-08-07 22:37:19

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I thought for sure you were doing a bit

2024-08-07 22:36:17

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Amazon my beloved
https://i.poastcdn.org/7c62505c9083b81b5d16b5df94653f1fc49e2ad0f9189dcdbf3d235e35f5e373.png

2024-08-07 05:29:56

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Ah yes, Cheren and his companions, Big-as-a-hillda and Bichonka

2024-08-07 02:10:53

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I wish I felt that way more :akkoWeary:

2024-08-06 19:59:26

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Disingenuous implies they're smart enough to know better

2024-08-06 19:15:58

This must be why they say more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
https://i.poastcdn.org/896b8a401bfdfd49c80a23a3508cf7246e5d6d6308a9661df692dfa3c10cfbef.png

2024-08-06 18:04:48

Gm afternoon
Need goobo

2024-08-05 23:30:33

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But they're tryharding so much, I don't know if i'm sweaty enough to win :bocchibreakdown:

2024-08-05 23:28:25

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winkle? :blinksmug:

2024-08-05 23:25:00

My will to go on is low
I shall surely parish to death

2024-08-05 23:01:41

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