]smirk[

I'm here for the free hotdogs.

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2024-08-03 03:53:38

I swear she pussy foots around so ill help her.
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2024-08-03 02:55:00

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Fair enough.

2024-08-03 02:54:04

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Why you asking? Do it king.

2024-08-03 02:53:24

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2024-07-31 19:03:28

Mini Hitler is helping point out magic numbers with me at work.
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2024-07-23 21:53:36

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I had such a great time watching this.

2024-07-23 21:49:09

One of the wife's bread alarms goes off...
Me: Yeah, back in the kitchen woman!
Her: Lord, thank you for giving me a husband that teaches me patients every day.
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2024-07-12 23:45:47

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I marinade mine so basting seems like a hat on a hat.

2024-07-12 23:44:55

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As foretold!
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2024-07-12 23:42:48

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Once in a while, sure.

2024-07-12 23:35:44

Picking fights with boomer atheist and pot heads on facebook because I'm bored.
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2024-07-12 23:32:18

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Nothing beats less than 10min on a hot grill. Everything else is just pinky up fancy nonsense.

2024-06-29 20:10:36

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At least you didn't triple yourself.

2024-06-28 21:08:00

>The wife walks through my space so I give her the eyeball.
Me: Anyone tell you today that you have a great butt?
Her: Hehe nooooo!
Me: Better luck tomorrow.
Her: LOL Get fucked!
Gotta keep them on their toes fellas.
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2024-06-28 13:28:35

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GM!

2024-06-28 13:00:40

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Our lives got a good shake a while back and ya know how it goes. The wife and I are doing great! She owns her own bakery now! I've got sourdough up to my eyeballs!

2024-06-28 12:50:15

GM fruit pies!
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2024-06-27 01:30:40

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I love Weird Al but I hate he hangs around that pedo oswalt.

2024-06-27 01:06:07

The wife is playing through Portal for the first time.
Me: It looks like you're enjoying yourself!
Her: This is easier than I thought it was going to be!
Me: [sees she's in chamber 5] LoL oh no, you're still in the tutorial
Her: Oh....

2024-06-27 00:15:46

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We are doing amazing. She owns her own bakery now! Sourdough, cinnamon rolls, short bread cookies. If I wasn't fat and happy before, I am now.

2024-06-27 00:13:44

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😂 You love FF14 almost as much as you hate mexicans.

2024-06-27 00:11:18

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Hello Pixie! Good to be back. You all geared up and ready for Dawntrail?

2024-06-27 00:07:59

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https://youtu.be/FcxyJ2P8J-g

2024-06-26 22:59:24

Learning some Davinci since adobe decided to pull their shit.
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2024-06-26 22:47:14

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2024-06-26 22:46:34

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2024-06-26 22:46:01

Listening to my boss talk about quality and cost...
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2024-06-26 22:39:28

YO We can get badges now?!

2024-06-26 22:38:25

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I accept this head cannon

2024-06-26 22:37:21

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I missed y'all too!

2024-06-26 22:34:38

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There was some big ol shake ups in the smirk household.
Good news, they all turned to blessings and I can get back to shitposting and making games!

2024-06-26 22:32:48

Y'all ever ponder a borb?
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2024-03-16 03:36:08

MFW I tell a friend I'm not reading Ultrakill lore
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2024-03-07 21:25:51

It seems fitting that we are celebrating NCD's birthday during another mass exodus from blab. For many of us, an account here actually feels like home. After all the bans, deletions, and subversion of other social media sites, NCD almost looks utopic.
The big difference here, is we are allowed to define our boundaries, defend our home, and repel intruders or unwanted. Which, is what most of us want in real life as well. No wonder this place is so fucking cool.
I'm beginning to ramble so I'll wrap it up.
@npub13v6…hy07 is the best admin I've ever met, and the mod team ( @npub19xx…mk07 , @npub1m4u…0px5 & @npub1vst…aefa ) are some of the finest jannies the world has to offer.
Thank you everyone for helping build this amazing community! Here's to another trip around the sun!
🥂

2024-01-15 20:37:49

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If it wasn't for Q, I would never have known yall. Im a 30+ year tin foil veteran, but I kept to myself before all that nonsense. Now I'm the whole internet's problem.

2024-01-13 14:51:32

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2023-11-30 18:44:43

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This! My wife wanted to paint her own army a while back. So I got her a "cheap" pack of elves to paint.
They are still primer colored.
She didn't want to paint models, she wanted to spend time with me.

2023-11-22 15:59:18

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2023-11-04 12:32:01

GM! Cheddarloaf and Spookerton say happy #caturday
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2023-10-27 14:02:26

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Bring cheese! Women love and are mystified by cheeses.

2023-10-26 20:35:03

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Speaking of worthy causes... What do we need to do to get @npub13v6…hy07 to make benis.zone into a streaming platform?

2023-10-10 18:39:05

Cringe.gif
My partner at work is a good goy, "Our greatest ally" believer.
Him: I hope it pops off here. Ill throw a yameka ok and start popping mfs.
Me: fucking cringe dude. Keep that cocksucking nonsense at the gay bar.

2023-10-04 04:03:54

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2023-10-04 03:11:11

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2023-10-04 01:48:27

Proof @npub1d9c…8sk7 is a kike
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2023-10-04 01:40:05

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this yet today.
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2023-10-04 01:32:35

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Fever has 2 settings. Sober and Rum.
Sober Fever is chill and insightful.
Rum fedposts about eating faces and yells about jews in every shadow.
Oh and he White boards fun ideas.

2023-09-30 14:25:50

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Welcome brotherman! Have you said "nigger" today?

2023-09-29 17:02:25

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It's not a good smirk meme without a misspelling!

2023-09-29 16:54:30

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2023-09-25 21:56:01

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2023-09-24 01:05:14

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It was a great date night. Now we're having beers at home and getting ready to play some vidya.

2023-09-24 01:03:25

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This is a tiny local one. The band was flat, the beer wasn't bad, the brats were tiny. But everyone was happy to be there and enjoying some beautiful weather and peaceful company.

2023-09-23 23:47:11

At an Oktoberfest with the wife. Not a single nigger in sight. Nothing but polite Whiteness, local beers, food, and music.

2023-09-22 18:26:02

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The wife just rehomed all of our strawberry plants to the front of the house yesterday.
I'm extra stoked about strawberries on my way to the car.

2023-09-22 18:12:21

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I swore I was following you already. 🤔

2023-09-22 17:02:58

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Well i ordered these because of our chat earlier. Mmm mmmm mmmmmmmm
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2023-09-22 16:33:31

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His badge is killing me.

2023-09-22 16:31:34

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Sooth the handlers then when you go live get through as much of the Total Nigger Death copy pasta as you can before they kill the feed.

2023-09-22 16:11:21

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You're just going to share this without said video? Nilla please.

2023-09-22 13:51:21

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There's a local place that sells a butter toffee I'm fucking retarded for.

2023-09-22 13:29:29

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I literally have these 2 women in my life.

2023-09-22 13:27:52

Gm everyone! I pulled the short straw and now I get to sit on my ass and soak up a paycheck!
How's y'alls day shaking out?
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2023-09-21 02:46:23

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[nigger detected]
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2023-09-20 22:49:29

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No, we go out of state. At least the smart ones do. Why the fuck would I pay the same price for a shitty street bag when I can get some cultivated fire a hour away?

2023-09-19 17:22:45

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Where's the lie?

2023-09-19 17:08:24

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LoL no.
Its about being in a relationship with someone of a different faith than you.

2023-09-19 17:06:20

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What does the Lord say about being unequally yolked?

2023-09-16 17:56:21

Mongoose finally gets a hold of Owl
Colorized
2024
#note1y4w…r6tn

2023-09-16 17:50:04

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[sends link to wife]
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2023-09-16 14:47:18

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Our orange cat has the same problem. He's 16y old and he still does this at almost every meal. It's amazing the trauma that sticks with them despite being in a good home.

2023-09-07 19:38:28

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Attaboi! Good to have ya here.

2023-09-07 19:35:20

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Welcome brotherman! Have you said nigger yet?

2023-08-26 16:23:21

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2023-08-24 18:11:05

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Did you get him to block you over there too?

2023-08-24 17:46:44

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It's literally 94 degrees at my work station. I'm not happy but I've been here all day and I'm still alive!
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2023-08-23 19:48:27

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Yup!

2023-08-23 12:25:48

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I was going to say I lived the sterotype growing up so it makes sense to me. LoL

2023-08-23 12:23:19

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It's the main joke next to whiskey drinking here state side.

2023-08-23 12:17:27

The Irish boxing center has been a big hit with the lads.
#note1qps…2vnp

2023-08-21 18:02:14

Get your 🍆 outta here!
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2023-08-21 17:54:30

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I pray for the destruction of my enemies too.

2023-08-21 17:37:34

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Me trying to see all the tiny emotes on my phone.
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2023-08-21 17:34:18

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Thanks brotherman. The grey hairs are really doing a number on my eyes.

2023-08-21 17:28:31

Oi @npub13v6…hy07 do we have the ziohazard emote and I'm just blind or are we lacking this essential meme emote?
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2023-08-17 19:44:24

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Anime adds a cup size

2023-08-17 19:43:59

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Weebs are usually quicker to make 3d women into waifus.
Remember when Kim's sister was running with toast? That shit was anime'd in about 20min

2023-08-17 19:30:16

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2023-08-17 17:20:36

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1 or 7 depending on the fight im going into

2023-08-17 17:15:54

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What's going on in here!?
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2023-08-15 13:12:27

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What happened if you don't mind sharing?

2023-08-15 00:17:56

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2023-08-15 00:06:59

The wife and I go out to eat...
Her: Please don't make a scene about it, the manager isn't working for (((them)))
Me:
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2023-08-14 23:54:46

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2023-08-14 23:50:29

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2023-08-14 02:21:02

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It took me til my mid 20s to find out, and it just gets worse as I get older.

2023-08-14 02:16:44

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I don't even understand why it's better, it just is.

2023-08-14 02:15:07

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I honestly didn't think I was going to become the old mad that dips his toast in his eggs, but it appears that's my path.

2023-08-13 21:56:15

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STFU RICKY!

2023-08-13 21:55:32

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A bear in training.