Jan Lehnardt :couchdb:

Makes @couchdb @pouchdb & #offlinefirst. Made @jsconfeu @greenkeeperio @hoodiehq. CEO at @neighbourhoodie. Dissatisfied with the status-quo. Soft Boy. Likes birds, bikes & bees.

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2024-10-05 10:10:54

oh no my outsourced authentication https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/113251478205062794

2024-10-03 11:23:14

Does this include control and financial profits of .io domains?
https://mastodon.nz/@keoni/113243112454168036

2024-10-02 11:00:52

#AIisGoingGreat
https://mastodon.social/@bkastl/113237331895341400

2024-09-29 19:18:15

I finally finished the 1987 Harriet Walter / Edward Petherbridge Lord Peter Wimsey miniseries and I quite enjoyed it. They got the key character moments exactly right, especially the one on the punt in Oxford, you know the one. 🎥
It’s so lovely to see books brought to film this well. And I love spending time in Harriet’s and Peter’s company. 🫶
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/113/222/450/655/450/147/original/72068bd73c6cbec5.mp4

2024-09-25 14:59:48

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@npub1mdk…aptk How about: the fundamentals of twitter were never safe against a Muskian takeover, but it held out very long, much like classic macOS held out with preemptive multitasking against cooperative multitasking?

2024-09-25 14:56:11

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@npub1mdk…aptk classic macos

2024-09-24 13:28:31

We put the rofl in Büroflächen, or: an indictment of office real estate in a home office reality.
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/113/192/763/894/938/171/original/a071b74bc39cd482.jpeg

2024-09-20 19:36:18

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@npub1src…fms4 they copied the shitt centered text in alerts from macOS 😩
Rest looks great tho!

2024-09-20 17:24:42

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tl;dr: as an instance owner, you register your instance, set up webhooks to be sent to CCS. Then, when CSAM material is posted on your instance, you get a notification *a few seconds later* so that the appropriate steps can be taken. At no point will you yourself be exposed to CSAM. Check out the short demo video, it is really quick.

2024-09-20 16:43:47

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@npub1dm5…7ykc *kicher*
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/113/170/882/374/916/436/original/11daed475ca922a6.png

2024-09-20 16:40:48

Woohoo! This is something my team at Neighbourhoodie and I worked on earlier this year:
Automated, safe, and as-much-as-possible privacy-preserving CSAM detection for the Fediverse.
This is kind of a big deal and I’m very proud to have helped with this. 💖🙏
https://hachyderm.io/@thisismissem/113170288075357382

2024-09-18 06:35:38

Weird Web October!
“Weird Web October is a challenge to try and make a website every day of October, based on the theme for each day, inspired by Inktober. It’s open to you and everyone!”
https://weirdweboctober.website/
I love everything about this <3

2024-09-17 07:07:35

As predicted, this is going to be “not great” for Germany. The Intel plant was *the* political prestige project to signal that Germany is somehow relevant / innovative / “sovereign” in the hardware business. And that’s before now losing massive investments in an area that sorely needs it. https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/16/24246599/intel-foundry-independent-spinoff

2024-09-11 19:50:58

You go #Berlin! To reduce e-waste, you can claim half of the repair cost, up to 200€, from electronics repairs, starting later this month! This includes spare parts when doing self-repair at a communal repair cafe.
https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2024/09/berlin-senat-reparatur-bonus-elektroschrott.html

2024-09-11 12:08:35

Times ChatGPT hallucinated a CouchDB feature and I have to spend time correcting this on a free support channel += 1.
I fucking hate this.

2024-09-11 11:55:44

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@npub1sdu…w074 Installed, what next?

2024-09-11 09:49:24

rip
https://tldr.nettime.org/@tante/113118251215210507

2024-09-11 09:02:53

I normally scoff when everybody goes “you absolutely *have* to read this, trust me, it’s worth your time”, but this is good, trust me: https://modem.io/blog/blog-monetization/

2024-09-09 08:47:29

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@npub1265…6u5n 😍😍😍amaaaazing!

2024-08-29 01:36:53

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@npub1mdk…aptk insurance (sorry)

2024-08-29 01:33:37

The best time to get COVID is never. The second best time is when your partner has 3 positive LFTs 1/3 of the planet away from your home medical system in a country with a famously bad medical system AND you find a nice doctor on the block you are staying AND they get a PCR done in 24 hrs AND set up a Paxlovid prescription w/ no copay AND then the PCR tests both come back negative AND then you learn that some LFTs have a 0.08% chance of being perpetual false positives for menstruating humans.

2024-08-28 19:33:44

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@npub1upk…tcwy https://retrocomputing.stackexchange.com/questions/17069/why-did-macos-classic-choose-the-colon-as-a-path-separator

2024-08-28 19:29:37

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@npub1upk…tcwy sub topic of #3: colons in file or folder names on macOS as under the hood it is the real directory separator, `/` is just an alias.

2024-08-24 17:58:31

“The Web is the people who use it, not the platforms that formed around it.” — @npub1xkg…gph9 #xoxofest <3

2024-08-16 14:08:29

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@npub1l6r…sa08 schnarglfoo is the worst

2024-08-12 20:22:44

Maybe the Apple/Patreon thing finally gets us enough momentum for a cross-industry “You Don’t Need an App for That” campaign?

2024-08-11 17:05:31

From scratch Reibekuchen, Apfelmus & Blaubeereis. Perfektes lazy Sonntag post swim dinner. Alles #Vegan & #GlutenFree.
Leider keine Fotos, weil zu lecker. 🤤

2024-08-11 06:56:44

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@npub1src…fms4 the cool kids switched to zsh 10–15 years ago. These things are very personal, what are *you* embarassed about? :)

2024-08-10 10:13:49

Nerd confession time, I go first:
I use bash as my daily interactive* shell and have no intention of switching.
What daily thing are you embarrassed about?
#NerdConfessions
*scripts I aim for pure sh, I have a checkbashisms knuckle tat.

2024-08-09 10:24:56

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@npub1yhj…3h3t oh fancy, I don’t think we are going to need that, but would be curious to learn how that goes :)

2024-08-09 10:10:49

What’s the 2024 landscape for wrapping a webapp into a native app shell Phonegap/Cordova-style?
I have a legit™ use-case and do not need to be told about PWAs. ✌️
#WebDev #JavaScript #HTML

2024-08-04 11:40:57

Mwahahahaha, what?!
https://tech.lgbt/@anizocani/112903076486666263

2024-07-31 15:49:19

Today it was not DNS, it was caching things.

2024-07-31 15:36:42

So @npub1cq6…zpp8 is on the market and I don’t know what better thing you can do for your company than to snag him up immediately.
https://social.bau-ha.us/@raganwald/112881633751246993

2024-07-29 16:24:35

Latest #GlutenFree #Vegan #SourDough shenanigans.
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/870/703/511/739/161/original/216ecb89e197f932.jpeg
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/870/704/012/589/484/original/bcc4cee396ab47da.jpeg
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/870/704/539/012/962/original/3328705a4f5bd100.jpeg

2024-07-27 15:27:27

RIP Docker. https://wandering.shop/@dreid/112859109329241799

2024-07-26 13:25:33

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@npub1xed…yg9w I just saw dolphins come across my timeline and I’m not sure I dare

2024-07-26 08:59:41

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@npub1xed…yg9w oh god what did I miss?

2024-07-25 18:25:26

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@npub1l6r…sa08 sorry the whip didn’t work for you. You tried the Oatly?

2024-07-25 15:53:48

Nextcloud joins the AI shit-train: https://nextcloud.com/blog/first-digitally-sovereign-ai-copilot-for-europe-now-available/

2024-07-24 20:36:45

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@npub1l6r…sa08 oat, rice, chickpea, potato starch and a bit of a mix.

2024-07-24 19:27:50

🎶 Pride is not the word I’m looking for 🎶
#Sourdough #Vegan #GlutenFree
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/843/112/935/177/770/original/05081b53aa3ea23e.jpeg
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/843/113/422/390/849/original/822809095730f916.jpeg

2024-07-24 18:37:15

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@npub1l6r…sa08 WANT!

2024-07-24 13:30:50

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@npub1mdk…aptk yikes, good luck!

2024-07-24 13:23:47

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@npub1mdk…aptk I’ve seen reports of folks booting a linux usb live disk with ntfs support to delete the .sys file. not sure it’ll help you, good luck!

2024-07-21 19:40:53

In lighter news, today I made Grown-up Dinner*.
*Vegan & gluten-free Apple Crumble Pie, Blueberry Nicecream & vegan whipped cream.
#vegan #GlutenFree
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/826/177/322/320/026/original/54b5472d86dde9d5.jpeg
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/826/177/964/789/185/original/ffcbd771ea6d95b5.jpeg

2024-07-19 20:22:40

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@npub1sne…m70q they are some of the best. Didn’t know they were on tour *checks dates*

2024-07-17 07:01:26

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@npub1f6a…pnql nice! Will you cover how to deal with conflicting and/or dependent plugins and how to manage that?

2024-07-16 16:15:57

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@npub1yhj…3h3t “I hate* to say I told you so
*love”

2024-07-15 15:14:40

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@npub1xed…yg9w did we get a new one?

2024-07-14 16:28:16

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@npub1yhj…3h3t they say it’s an unconference, so the agenda is made up on the spot.

2024-07-11 18:14:09

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@npub1xed…yg9w THANK YOU FOR BEEING A FRIEND

2024-07-08 15:06:48

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@npub17qe…v7la oh hells yeah

2024-07-02 17:58:17

#AIisGoingGreat
https://mastodon.social/@Sarahp/112718079641941196

2024-07-01 10:28:49

Die Existenz einer radiologischen Praxis impliziert die Existenz einer radiounlogischen Praxis.

2024-06-29 13:12:12

Private/Public archiving is a cultural necessity. 🫶🏴‍☠️
https://strangeobject.space/@i_dabble/112699861020557073

2024-06-23 08:50:58

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@npub1l6r…sa08 Ansible is coming to an end?

2024-06-21 06:54:15

Oh Mozilla. 🙃 https://blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/mozilla-anonym-raising-the-bar-for-privacy-preserving-digital-advertising/

2024-06-19 18:32:17

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@npub1l6r…sa08
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/644/714/269/736/562/original/75bdaf7929bf5a13.mp4

2024-06-19 18:24:38

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@npub1l6r…sa08 and how much garlic? ;D

2024-06-17 17:14:07

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@npub1sdu…w074 those are incredible!

2024-06-16 16:10:46

TIL: Gary Newman is two weeks older than Gary Oldman.

2024-06-15 10:10:30

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@npub1l6r…sa08 a while ago my database had as many LoC as an ORM ;D

2024-06-15 08:43:28

Marco comes in with the correct take here. https://social.polotek.net/@polotek/112617458589147547

2024-06-10 18:46:13

I’m agreeing with the many others who brought this up: for Apple not to acknowledge the gross externalities of ChatGPT is an oversight (deliberate or not) that is gonna cost some hefty chunk of brand equity. #wwdc2024

2024-06-10 18:41:38

Happy to report that I can still rely on my gut feeling. This aged nicely. #wwdc2024 https://narrativ.es/@janl/112591759884763259

2024-06-10 18:15:28

Apple Silicon Servers. ASS! #wwdc2024

2024-06-09 16:26:52

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@npub1l6r…sa08 could be two-step, green to cdu, cdu to nazi. We’ll have to wait for the movement data.

2024-06-06 06:55:27

Hiring Karolina is the best thing you can do for your product and/or design today.
The care and attention she brings to her work will surpass your expectations and you likely haven’t seen anything like it before.
I have collaborated with her on JSConf- and CSSConf* AU and EU and everything has been better for her contributions.
tl;dr: I couldn’t speak more highly of Karolina. If the time zone situation is awkward for you, making it work will be worth it.
https://front-end.social/@fox/112567202871573093
#FediHire

2024-06-02 08:17:43

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@npub1l6r…sa08 I hope google sheets counts, because I can’t stand excel ;D

2024-05-28 10:49:57

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@npub1yhj…3h3t what a hot slide! 🥵

2024-05-21 16:26:34

I’m behind on reading here, but I just got told that the new iterm includes ChatGPT crap, should you be using that.

2024-05-17 18:38:24

Wie viele jährliche Jahrhunderthochwasser brauchen wir eigentlich noch?

2024-05-17 06:06:31

Well, officially in the market for a Slack replacement now. Hit me. What are you personally happy with in a small business setting, strong macOS/iOS support, user friendly, including nontechnical folks?

2024-05-13 12:20:15

ICMY: I’ll be dropping some serious #CouchDB knowledge this Wednesday.
All of the things I’ve learned working on and with CouchDB since 2007 when it comes to database and document design.
Many bits also easily translate to other Document DBs and Key-Value Stores, so this is going to be useful even beyond CouchDB.
Sign up below ✌️
https://narrativ.es/@janl/112406412346562343

2024-05-10 17:30:32

O’spargt is!
https://narrativ.es/system/media_attachments/files/112/417/979/020/516/252/original/e7e9208e99b7e00e.jpeg

2024-05-08 16:28:55

I’m going to share some of the juiciest bits of our Professional CouchDB Training course in a free online lecture on May 15th, 5pm CEST.
Sign up here: https://vi.to/hubs/neighbourhoodie-product-demo/pages/free-couchdb-live-training-session
Based off my 15+ years experience, you will learn:
- How to use databases and documents in the most effective and future-proof way.
- Strategies for deciding how to model your data across one or more documents for every major use-case.
- Neat tricks for making your life easier when developing & maintaining apps long-term.

2024-04-09 16:30:01

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@npub1238…s9zf oh what?

2024-01-26 09:03:48

Happy “install google’s battery ruining spyware browser on iOS” to all who celebrate 🥳

2024-01-08 19:43:02

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@npub1utv…87lr @npub13e5…znj2 oh fair, it’s just particularly egregious in that one, her three scenes maybe total a minute, plus the one solo she does.
We followed it up with Arrival to make up for that.

2023-12-14 20:39:17

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@npub1238…s9zf @npub10nl…0klm when you’re testing error conditions that cause the warning, but you don’t need the warnings in the test output (I presume)

2023-11-08 13:15:46

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@npub1upk…tcwy oh this is hecking useful! Just curous, why is revert under other and not commits?

2023-10-04 19:51:19

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@npub1mdk…aptk wait that sounds familiar. IIRC https://eclecticlight.co has something about this.

2023-09-13 17:06:53

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@npub1mdk…aptk they fixed the heating in the 13 mini

2023-09-09 07:03:43

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@npub1utv…87lr @npub1t8c…u7kl @npub1uvg…jkwj I still remember the day I first used TextMate. It was so transformational, I bought it within 30 minutes of use despite the (I think) 30-day trial period. It was love at first sight.

2023-07-03 11:58:09

OH: “one of the many hell sites”