jonathankoren

The absolute most bullshit thing is when the URL says "jpg", but the MIME says "webp"
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/113/088/338/733/454/902/original/8d93028dbc8548fa.jpeg

2024-08-28 17:37:14

Haley Poe sounds like Gordon Gano
#nowplaying
https://open.spotify.com/track/0EGUOethn9C68FuiOHEF6o?si=QlD2ZCZxSayb9czUabCQJg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A3LCaTiR38uIrYmUIyXu7h3

2024-08-27 18:12:59

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@npub1lrv…tth9
We need to talk more about how Texas is explicitly aiming to ensure minority rule in perpetuity
https://www.texastribune.org/2024/05/25/texas-republican-party-convention-platform/

2024-08-26 15:16:44

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@npub18wj…lvmv i assumed it was a double bill, and i was like, “Well there’s something for the kids and the dads driving the car.”

2024-08-26 15:14:52

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@npub18wj…lvmv Frank Black as in Black Francis? Can’t be. … But should be?

2024-08-10 19:16:49

Why would anyone buy a quarter horse? That’s just dumb. I’d only buy a whole horse.

2024-07-28 20:15:53

Watching #uswnt #USAvGER and the male announcer said, “Five gold medals between these teams”, and the woman color commentator said, “And how many of those were won by the Americans?”
“Well… four.”
“You need to point that out. That’s like saying between the two of us, we have two Olympic gold medals.”
“Yes. Umm… That is true through.” 🤣🤣

2024-07-16 10:28:19

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@npub1mmf…eknq Given that one guy is a sitting senator, and the other guy most definitely is not, I kinda doubt it.

2024-07-11 06:21:11

I really wish @npub1rk3…43sg would fix https://github.com/Dimillian/IceCubesApp/issues/1984 . It’s been open since February, and I encounter it every fucking day.

2024-07-04 17:16:44

He’s coming.
https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

2024-07-02 13:13:08

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@npub18c7…er9d Right up there OpenAI redefining “open” as “open for paying customers”

2024-06-08 13:23:46

Condemned and listed at $700k.
Three above asking offers.
#housing
https://sanjosespotlight.com/condemned-san-jose-home-sells-after-multiple-offers/

2024-05-22 21:12:24

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@npub1esh…5fqz Mike Johnson has that flag outside his office
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/political-commentary/mike-johnson-christian-nationalist-appeal-to-heaven-flag-1234873851/

2024-05-17 20:32:29

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@npub1lyy…t3qm I suspect the error message is initiated by X, because it would be weird (although helpful) for it to show up from the browser like that.
Oh well. Yet another reason not use X.

2024-05-15 18:08:49

One of the things I’ve been annoyed with about Star Wars is how the entire galaxy forgot about the Jedi in 20 years, or perhaps thought of them as a myth.
But I just realized something. There are kids today that insist that Helen Keller is wasn’t real. So I guess it’s not that weird
https://daily.jstor.org/what-does-it-mean-to-call-helen-keller-a-fraud/

2024-05-15 06:08:48

I swear, people have these super computers in their pockets and home, and use them as dumb terminals to just rent other people’s computers and then are shocked when the person that owns the computer takes their stuff, or decides to shake them down for more money.
Fuck the cloud. Fuck streaming. Fuck subscriptions.

2024-05-14 17:50:30

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@npub18wj…lvmv dude didn’t even take her to the prom. Smh

2024-05-14 17:50:30

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@npub18wj…lvmv dude didn’t even take her to the prom. Smh

2024-05-14 17:46:57

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@npub18wj…lvmv still find it amazing that everyone just kind of shrugged and then memory holed Shoshanna Lonstein

2024-05-14 17:46:57

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@npub18wj…lvmv still find it amazing that everyone just kind of shrugged and then memory holed Shoshanna Lonstein

2024-05-12 07:11:34

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@npub15x4…3p3l we have found our professional agitators

2024-03-13 21:35:14

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@npub12ze…hunm absolutely. Trent Reznor had some serious battles, but he’s seem to have beaten them. Like every recent interview I’ve read with him makes it sound like he’s well adjusted and happy now.

2023-10-19 22:36:35

Da fuq this means?
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/111/264/070/548/998/541/original/60d54c8f8d1ecc42.jpeg

2023-10-04 20:50:07

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@npub18c7…er9d “tube site”?
https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/111/178/717/610/886/901/original/dac05020a9d9c74e.mp4

2023-09-27 02:16:16

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@npub1dm5…5sqe that happened in less than 2 minutes? 😮

2023-09-05 00:05:24

In a world full of sellouts and fallen idealists, be the KLF.
https://tribunemag.co.uk/2022/05/leaving-the-music-industry

2023-08-14 15:25:28

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@npub1dm5…5sqe I’m liking this more than libraries

2023-08-14 15:25:28

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@npub1dm5…5sqe I’m liking this more than libraries

2023-08-12 04:41:10

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@npub1ev6…nh08 The only thing I’d add is that for FAANGs, they recently spent literally billions each on giant temples to their greatness right before the pandemic.
It’s a personally affront to have them sent empty. It makes them look foolish.

2023-08-11 20:28:00

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@npub18c7…er9d what!?!? How did I miss this?