Bishop Whitewind

Author, horticulturalist, and seer.
I share personal insights from this account, and read the Tarot professionally.

Priest of Pan, the Goddess, and the Fey.
#Agroecology #FoodForest #Permaculture #SolarPunk #Witchcraft #Anarchist
I live off grid in a food forest.
CW: I am from Twitter, this account is like a dumpster falling down a flight of stairs so consider this your 18+ warning as well.
He/They

My book: https://t.co/fMpCEvzNBb
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85559163
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/b_whitewind

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2024-08-27 15:25:56

100° today, 10:30 in the morning and the Moon's still up. 🫠

2024-08-25 07:11:22

I desperately need food but instead I'm going to starve to death high and drinking coffee at 2 in the morning 🌄

2024-07-09 16:36:40

Forbidden tree! When grown, makes 600 lb of these berries per tree...
#Mulberry
https://youtu.be/nNKj8BpAgI4

2024-07-09 12:01:08

The Ukraine versus Palestine narrative is one of the most f***** up things I've seen in my life.
Russia bombs a children's hospital. It's wall-to-wall media coverage all over the world because they're white.
Israel blows up every children's hospital in Gaza and not a peep because they aren't.
When you all end up in hell, don't be surprised. At least there should be plenty of white people there for you.

2024-07-06 02:44:45

@npub1ucv…5a8g It looks like you figured it out, but I just want to say a lot of people are currently living in places that are one natural disaster away from not being there anymore.
I don't mean like you know. "Oh something went and smashed it up again"
I mean like nothing left.
Yes this happens. You know this sort of thing happens because of all the storms, I just don't think people can comprehend how much our storm resistances are weakened, compared to the increases, never mind that everything is sinking.

2024-07-06 00:27:22

New moon. Here it comes.

2024-07-04 01:14:07

What are y'all going to fight the fascist with huh? Your little toy dogs in your little purses :')
I'm not even about that s*** .I don't want people shooting everywhere. People already do that. It's f****** bad enough already Jesus.
But I'll tell you one side definitely has a bunch of f****** guns.
They got AKs in the hood. They got AKs in the country. Figure it the f*** out y'all.

2024-07-04 01:11:43

On a scale of 1 to 10. How on fire would you all say California is?

2024-07-04 01:05:07

Don't get caught up in the what if right now. It will turn your brain to spaghetti.
Keep up with what happens. Ignore people spewing out their asses.
Focus on reality in times like these. Find what is real.
Today is today.

2024-07-04 01:00:04

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Who else would you send a take on the justice system? Personally I hate her but that's who you need for this job if you're going to send somebody.
She's literally the only person in America that could have a prayer of even starting to fix any of this.
But she is a black woman so there's that apparently......
I'm just saying I can put aside my lifelong hatred for district attorneys, but the Democrats can't put aside their dislike for black ladies? Are you serious? I mean come on.

2024-07-04 00:54:41

Look I don't know. Keep Biden. I don't f****** know guys. Y'all f*** this up this. This wasn't my plan. My plan was different and no one wanted that and so now we're doing this instead.
I'm just saying if he is replaced it better be by Kamala Harris.
She was a DA and I am an anarchist. Clearly we do not get along.
I am still saying this to you....

2024-07-04 00:21:49

F*** I would have been better off in a swamp. At least they have water there 😭

2024-07-04 00:16:34

If things go the way I think they're about to though. I'm going to have to do a little better than holding off one dude angry that I have a lamp in my yard.

2024-07-03 23:22:34

Even before you know the great dumbing happened with the AI and everything, the internet was nearly impossible to find reliable information on herbalism or anything that wasn't you know basically in Britannica.
Every herb I talk about I've used personally, or I don't talk about it. I don't "think" or "suppose" or "I've read". I tested this s*** out of myself over a lifetime
Out of all the crap there was like four or five maybe that seemed to actually do something.
Witch hazel is now on that list.

2024-07-02 21:22:59

Ever wondered aloud why there aren't more protests in Russia? Now you know 😉

2024-07-02 14:48:28

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someone probably ran over it with a car or something.
It took care of itself though is my point. All those problems are gone now due to a series of chaotic natural events 😌

2024-07-02 14:17:50

This place is literally wild. I had all these snakes, they were chasing me around the yard trying to kill me, and then something ate all those. Then I had these armadillos show up and they tried to eat all the grubs, and then something ate those. Then I guess something ate what was eating all that stuff because it hasn't been by a while.
It's so f***** up out here. I don't even have termites, they just don't stand a chance.
But it's got doves :')

2024-07-01 21:13:45

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sometimes I have to get up and move the wires around and flip switches lol

2024-07-01 21:08:51

👍
https://regenerate.s3proxy.de/media_attachments/files/112/713/272/725/593/040/original/b96b59a52b17dcb6.jpg

2024-07-01 18:08:16

Well happy doomsday I guess or whatever :/

2024-07-01 00:09:04

I lived through this before in the '90s. It sucked ass family.
Somehow this s***'s even worse.
You need to get where you need to be to ride this out.
They don't need to build camps. America is a police state, they'll just use the prisons.
Always have I guess, but no one even blinked.
Now it's about to be everyone's problem.
Welcome to America.
Protesting, "gathering", feeding the homeless, and now being the homeless are all fair game thanks to the Supreme Court. That was like one week. They also just abolished the regulatory agencies basically.
I think the EPA was also one of those.
Next they will cut social services and funding.
They'll rob social security, and try their best to cut off everyone's health insurance.
Anything that brings joy to life that isn't work will start to fall into shade.
In the end, when fascists take power it is always incredibly violent, full of the dumbest things anyone has ever seen because fascists are stupid people, and a terrified hue of grey.

2024-06-30 23:59:10

Well here we go then.
The Supreme Court has fallen. Everything will be states rights, unless somehow they can land harmless people in jail and farm them like llamas.
https://www.npr.org/2024/06/28/nx-s1-4992010/supreme-court-homeless-punish-sleeping-encampments#:~:text=U.S.%20Supreme%20Court%20says%20cities%20can%20punish%20people%20for%20sleeping%20in%20public%20places&text=In%20its%20biggest%20decision%20on,and%20camping%20in%20public%20places.

2024-06-30 22:48:31

Yeah it's not "liberals". It's the genocide people. You can say that dumb s*** all you want. But as long as certain parties in the US are blowing up naked children in concentration camps, that's it. That's what people are generally pissed about. That and that he doesn't remember what ice cream is or what the f*** ever. But you know. Yeah it's not like a little moral tiddle you f****** tit goblins.
The more you spray this f****** scat from your mouths, the more of us that could have been your allies hardened in anger.
Call it what it is. Do what you do but shut the f****** like it's just a little wording issue.
How many times do you dumb f**** have to lose to the same illiterate f****** fascist for this to finally sink in with you pieces of s***?

2024-06-30 22:10:05

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I run this whole place off of solar... I mean yeah if it's ever on fire it probably won't do me much good, but I run a satellite up link off of it as well.
Someone would have to blow up space to shut this s*** off. 🛰️
And like you know I clearly know about ham radio and I respect it, I'd probably be one of only a handful in the state with a setup though. Doesn't really do a lot of good if I want to ring my mom or something.
I don't think most people around here know what a VOIP line is but I still have a free number and it would still work even if everything else in this entire state went down.
Assuming you know a storm doesn't throw it through my ass or something one day 👍

2024-06-30 21:10:43

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Somewhere out there and I'm not sure where, there's still a green glow in the future.
It seems smaller somehow and it's blurry but it's there.

2024-06-30 05:27:26

Come surely, someone has something they want to ask?
If I run out of time I'll get back to you in sequence.
This is Anarchy my friends. I'm offering my services as a Hedgewitch.
I can't cast spell, I might be able to read the tarot if it's super important. I do however have a lot of answers.
Even if you're a witch or something you know, you could say I know a thing or two.
What's the thing that's been in the back of your mind? Maybe I know.

2024-06-25 21:46:25

You know I'm sitting on the porch out in this. I don't know how long it'll take but you know I've probably been out here for 20 minutes and I'm not even mad about it yet. But I can see the leaves on the trees above me are starting to burn through a bit so that'll be interesting. Also the sunflowers ironically I think they are dead now and I just assume the basil got torched.
The runner beans made it somehow. I don't know. It doesn't really make a whole lot of sense to me, but I did have to water all of it you know, but it looks like the runner beans and the amaranth survived.
The echinacea and the forest garden is absolutely unbothered.
The Yaupon bushes are completely unphased none of this stuff I planted in the shady areas here seems to be at all bothered, like happy as a clam over there it is.
There's some spots that get like only partial shade. You know instead of mostly shade. There are some spots here where a bit of sun flickers through. You know that's where everything I think will do the best from here on out that will do it anyway.
Amaranth full sun. I planted it in clay. I haven't watered the stuff very often. Just because I probably can't anymore at this point. Now I see what I take with me from here on.

2024-06-22 03:38:09

Look I'm sorry I'm radicalizing blind people but you all told me to add alt texts to my images so now I'm causing blind people to riot and that's your problem not mine because you did this Mastodon, you did this.

2024-06-20 22:43:26

Ooo ooo! I'm going to try and manually leave a link to my account here on YouTube. I guess I'm sure as s*** not ever getting back on the artist formally known as x or whatever the f***.
I'm pretty sure the traffic's going to be from here to there but hey maybe someone will get lost one day and wonder where the hell I actually am.

2024-06-19 02:01:16

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so blackberries the only time I've seen them really around they were growing up a fence like just perfectly sitting there. I never saw them go anywhere but their little fence and that's what they did. Their whole lives must have been almost a decade. I was going down there to the river by that fence and they were just chilling there and never did anything else.
What are these things doing when you have them? 🤔
I was planning on planting some thornless varieties but I am becoming afraid.

2024-06-19 01:08:05

Oh
"Recently a friend asked me where she could get some Sunchokes, she’d been looking and hadn’t been able to find any. My immediate reaction was, Don’t Do It! If you insist on planting, make sure you contain it, I told her. Define the patch with aluminum siding or some kind of metal from a scrap yard, drop it into the ground making an 18-inch barrier below soil level so the roots cannot get out. This plant would be called invasive but for the fact that it is native to North America and thus cannot be an invader, which has to be from elsewhere. So we call it aggressive."
https://www.returnofthenative.ca/about/jaggyblog/jerusalem-artichokes-loved-by-bees-good-to-eat-but-exercise-caution

2024-06-18 22:46:08

FUCK!
https://regenerate.s3proxy.de/media_attachments/files/112/640/045/848/602/151/original/4e9bec99671c57ea.png

2024-06-18 04:48:16

What does unlisted mean? I don't mean to boost things that people don't want others to see. It's very confusing.

2024-06-17 20:51:55

Oh there's about to be some degrowth alright *chuckles*

2024-06-17 20:07:39

This will be the last El Nino we make it through intact. The next two will take "modern" civilization out.

2024-06-15 01:30:51

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forbidden cat

2024-06-10 20:07:54

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2024-06-08 18:22:34

Just wait for it. I'll die doing it but this is the last thing I do. Jacking land from old piece of s*** boomers and either turning it into food forest or turning it into communes. Tell you what I don't want to live in f****** Walker county. I don't want to live in f****** Bibb county. All they have out there is meth, meth and raiders on said meth. They also don't have building codes hahaha.
Export food, import solar panels and sniper rifles.
Like I have a plan here guys ;)
My life is a blueprint 😘

2024-06-07 01:14:36

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they probably still got poison ivy anyway 😏

2024-06-07 01:08:04

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yeah, this place is tilting. I literally can't stop or this whole forest is f*****.
It seems to be mostly contained but I see it spreading here and there.
I'll have to go after it like a truffle hunting pig this winter.
Those mystery cactuses too. They are everywhere and do nothing but stab me.

2024-06-07 01:02:37

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I would never throw any sort of Ivy or mont in a compost pile.
I've never tried but considering how things have been going I think you'd just end up with a huge pile of Ivy.
What's your describing obstructing light like that my forest does on its own to some extent.
Eventually the ivy will break through it, but it takes them an awfully long time.
Some of it's pine some of it's theater. Some of it's oak. Some of it's sweet gum. I don't know. There's more kinds of trees out there than I can figure out at this point. The forest floor though keeps most things at bay, at least for a while.
Everything's just constantly buried under a thick carpet of leaves and pine needles.
And millions of bugs :')

2024-06-07 00:10:32

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goats. If you want to get rid of kudzu, send goats.
I see you're aware :)

2024-06-06 23:20:28

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It wants to eat my pavilion and my cedar trees.
It will eat this entire forest if I don't keep it contained.
I find it in other places now. I don't know how it's getting there but it's already escaping.
I can't poison it. I can't pull it up. It just doesn't work.
If I cover it with plastic or cardboard it just grows out from under it and eats that too.
Pretty sure it likes being set on fire so that's out.
I'm going to try one last time to just cover it all with cardboard and tarps and bricks and anything I can find.
When I found it it was trying to eat the cinder blocks so I don't know how well that's going to work :/

2024-06-06 23:13:06

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I have a bunch of these Mimosa trees. They're getting out of control, but at the same time their flowers are a regent. They are a precious gift, but at the same time I fear they will be all that's left at some point.
There's also these weird cactus things that don't seem to need sunlight. I thought they made edible flowers or something but no they just spread everywhere and stab people lol.
I have until winter to decide what to do.
I read all over the place that hostas were invasive and you could never get rid of them. They're one of the few things here that I can actually eat but they're just sitting there where they've been sitting for the 3 or 4 years I've been working out here.
The only thing I'm sure about is the English Ivy.
It must be stopped.
I wish the fool that had this place before me had just planted some oregano.

2024-06-06 23:07:24

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there's a lot more of us left than people think :)

2024-06-06 23:00:22

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Anarchist are very good at the principles of organizing :)
Many of us fought shoulder to shoulder over the years. It was glorious.
Seems to mostly be farming these days but hey that's part of it as much as anything else.
Every person that learns how to sustain themselves, that learns anything at all really is a little seed of hope.
May your gardens grow.

2024-06-06 22:54:02

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I am the same. Different but exactly the same.
Starts around 11-13 years old.
Some run, some embrace it, some go mad, some get eaten.
We are called witches here. Some of us anyway.
Many names but the same things done since the first humans stared up at the moon.

2024-06-06 22:32:53

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yeah, I don't know what he was into but don't think that sounds particularly good.
My spirits and I chose each other like a family. Sounds like he made a deal with something he shouldn't have.
Sharing your soul isn't exactly something you can really undo. It will skip and trace along for generations until the end of time.

2024-06-06 22:25:50

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Is she glowing white or pale? The white lady is the first thing I ever saw.
You can't see yet because your eye is not open.
Just know there is no way to really turn back if you pursue it.
Would you like to know how?

2024-06-06 22:19:02

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The radiation from the Sun seems to tamp things down during the day. Seeing things like that out of the corners of your eyes is how the sight begins.
It is your third eye or at least the start of it.

2024-06-05 19:42:36

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I'm hosted in South America. They don't care that I've read books and stuff you know. Like I know about the nuns okay? :)
https://origins.osu.edu/milestones/murdered-churchwomen-el-salvador?language_content_entity=en

2024-05-31 00:29:30

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I carried this huge bean bag last night like it was a bag of milk.
When I left the city a year ago I had to roll it to the car 💪

2024-05-27 19:22:55

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I'm sorry man. We defeated that piece of shit once.
He was headed to jail! There was (and this will sound familiar) a judicial coup and now he's right back where he started.
I'm sorry I'm so sorry.
I am 100% convinced that the only way to stop such horrible men is buried under 5 feet of concrete in a ditch. The world has tried everything else and every single time the world failed.

2024-05-13 00:57:27

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I personally am a radical gardener but you know I also will usually vote. Sometimes it kind of offends me with who they have up there though...
It's a dumpster fire out there. You can do just all kinds of stuff at once you know?
Personally, I have a little "pocket of personal beliefs" going on out here with my forest. It is however not lost on me what happens if Donald Trump and his cronies win this election.
And then Joe Biden blew up 20,000 children so that kind of complicated things. But you know, just from the pure unemotional true neutral druid standpoint. Donald Trump is now aligned entirely with the fossil fuel industry. No matter how depraved things are, one thing that is always certain is math.

2024-05-13 00:40:54

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I only speak as I do because I spent a very long time thinking about this problem. In the end my conclusion was that it is the way it is because it's just easier to be a piece of s*** *shrugs*
If you ever find the answer, let us know. Lord knows mankind has spent eons thinking about it.

2024-05-13 00:29:39

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The cycle you've noticed is as old as humanity.
That's why I don't spend all day just screeching about anarchism. It would just be part of yet another cycle in the end.

2024-05-13 00:23:50

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I mean it literally worked last time. That's how this country was founded so *coughs*

2024-05-07 15:45:34

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Ah, I see you've met their AI :')

2024-05-04 15:09:43

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Ooooooo that's a bad doggo bad!

2024-04-25 19:16:03

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A trillion dollars a year in fossil fuel subsidies. As long as no one cares our planet will burn.
We might be doomed anyway but we are absolutely 100% screwed as long as there is a trillion dollars a year of wealth transferred to the people boiling the Earth.
That's not even what they are making from profits. It's "free money" A trillion dollars a year of free money to boil the Earth.