Cap'n Kong

Retarded Boomer who locked his self out of his other account
Arrrrrrrrrr

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2023-05-25 12:44:47

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>Mind tricks don't work on me, only money
*rubs fingers*
Oy vey

2023-05-24 17:59:16

#note19ne…uyt0
https://i.poastcdn.org/9299f58e858e6cc107756e1feb2ff85101b764c02cb93a1f26fa8183acd8f9e3.webm

2023-05-24 17:54:35

@npub19rz…2xdt Have you ever met working class anglos, jocks and aussies? It's been going on for centuries, lol
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2023-05-24 17:18:18

lol
bro's getting braver
https://i.poastcdn.org/4d4760e211ef540e3c0a779d34cbd90cb4a3039de768ccee18d870f464e02e53.png

2023-05-24 10:30:41

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Meat for the meat god

2023-05-23 23:45:37

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2023-05-23 22:46:30

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Fish are a bad smelling mystery to me.

2023-05-23 22:42:42

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Never tried it. As a rule, carnivorous mammals aren't the best eatin.

2023-05-23 22:39:04

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I once had a ferret bite my ear and refuse to let go. Fun times.

2023-05-22 17:02:14

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small aircraft have such convenient accidents quite regularly

2023-05-21 14:30:11

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2023-05-21 14:07:16

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Not seeing the classic markers. Could be a skilled shapeshifter, I suppose.

2023-05-21 14:04:01

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Let me get a physiognomy check on ms lopez-teijon. I'm feeling suspicion crawling in my belly...

2023-05-21 13:47:06

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Did you get the applause and social approval you were seeking for this post?

2023-05-21 12:51:54

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Nearly as satisfying as Hadrian's punitive expedition

2023-05-21 12:49:17

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Abolishing the Praetorians was definitely a sensible move

2023-05-20 16:06:12

Bit of hobbying last night/today. Bulking out the beefy sword and board squad. Trying out a new thing with the power swords. I kinda like it but am not married to the idea (don't want to re-do all the other power swords across the army)
https://i.poastcdn.org/defe3b750b2f7e020ef497282235e9c822baecd2e032a4ee00eaab5d7b196c0c.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/36e36bf4aaccf456b5f40cb8b273df3168ddc4714a993d54f37973d93fd2b3cd.jpg
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2023-05-20 12:31:14

👑 Norf
https://i.poastcdn.org/f358b4640f1437b5c303717bef10ac4383c8152b6f7ceb1e892cc9052143c6ea.png

2023-05-20 12:02:57

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Which would still be an impressive save

2023-05-20 12:01:58

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Made a voice recording of them all chirping and tweeting but can't find the voice files to attach it to a poast 😕

2023-05-20 11:58:35

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Yeah they're pretty bold compared to the sparrows, starlings, crows and blackbirds but they're still pretty jumpy

2023-05-20 11:52:14

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That's at max zoom from where I'm sitting having a fag and a cuppa. Vid would need me getting closer and they spook easily

2023-05-20 11:49:15

There's a fat pigeon on the floor picking up the spilled seed from the feeder and every now and then a robin and his mate turn up to bully the fuck out of all the other birbs
https://i.poastcdn.org/3320d938629795242e64b46807976e92cad74399ff934c0ca44de648103ac6b3.jpg

2023-05-20 11:34:59

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The Beagle of Battles retweeted James Lindsay making this kind of wet bullshit cop out too.
Paddling in the Rubicon.

2023-05-20 11:29:20

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That's pretty cute for a drunk text

2023-05-20 11:21:15

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Asked and answered
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2023-05-19 18:24:08

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Get your Crom Cruach on

2023-05-19 16:11:27

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Every month is deranged pervert month. Yay, progress.

2023-05-19 14:45:21

I feel ya, bro
https://i.poastcdn.org/05511670faa910f760cd0c87a22b2328c5d2c058793fdf448b072509b99608e6.webm

2023-05-17 17:17:50

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>AAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

2023-05-17 17:13:08

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Being a little bit drunk also helps reunite the cousins' dialects.

2023-05-17 15:20:16

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Uncle Ron and HHH, the last good Libertarians. After them, the deluge of dudeweedcoooooooooooommmmmm

2023-05-17 14:27:34

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We just like ducks on poast.

2023-05-17 14:07:29

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They NEVER go after the people causing them ham. They lash out at people who have nothing to do with policy because they are brown retards

2023-05-17 13:55:08

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And the rest are committed by Indians Pakistanis and Bangladeshis.

2023-05-17 13:51:09

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I fully expect family courts to give that ho everything

2023-05-16 10:42:20

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Really need to put a bit of effort into the phobos armoured lads and the transprts though.
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2023-05-16 10:36:39

Got a game of 40k planned with my necron playing NEET buddy today. My problem is now choice paralysis. Have collected and painted so many nu-marines in the last year or so now that I've got to leave things out for any sensible sized game that we can finish in an afternoon.
https://i.poastcdn.org/66d198d84dca16402f342eb2914cc87613236d8a1228873c6333f49bbee6d16c.jpg

2023-05-16 10:24:33

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I'll stick with original women ™️ or just go without lol . Sequels and threequels is diminishing returns

2023-05-16 10:07:07

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Women 2 is troons my nigga

2023-05-16 09:39:00

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That strong of emojis is pure irish culture.

2023-05-16 09:33:30

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Another "whacha doin back there G Man?" Job confirmed

2023-05-16 09:18:15

GM (not at work)
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2023-05-15 21:23:10

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>got any magic, bruv?

2023-05-15 21:19:59

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But I don't want to wake up and find i'm living under a bridge and all my internet frens are just in my head

2023-05-15 20:43:39

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2023-05-15 19:56:51

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Her push up technique needs some work

2023-05-15 19:24:23

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THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF BRAZILIAN ARTISTIC ENDEAVOURS

2023-05-15 19:21:33

SEMICOLON MAN BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=D3zZ1BIBQPY

2023-05-15 18:52:32

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2023-05-15 18:21:39

myth20c.wordpress.com/2017/10/18/uncle-teds-cabin/

2023-05-15 18:01:35

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Is it stupidity as a mask for evil?

2023-05-15 13:05:39

:watastare:
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2023-05-15 11:43:22

look who got account restored
Ancestor Smile
twitter.com/LiangHanWei6

2023-05-13 17:03:41

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2023-05-13 12:01:39

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Nothing Indian is ever good

2023-05-13 11:07:22

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2023-05-13 11:04:31

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2023-05-13 10:40:06

You like my hair?
https://i.poastcdn.org/9219418ff02ae22dce3b683bc10cdabe8fcd7cd3a3ad82bf38a8011e9091f78b.webm

2023-05-13 10:26:24

mama mia
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2023-05-13 10:21:57

Morning
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2023-05-13 00:03:16

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RandyMarshIThoughtThisWasAmerica.mp3

2023-05-11 23:09:23

And then after genociding the whites on their godsforsaken island, the niggers genocided the mulattos too and thus they created the techno futurist paradise on earth and everyone else in the world looked upon Haiti with nothing but envy.
#note1drt…w854

2023-05-11 22:12:24

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2023-05-11 22:03:06

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2023-05-11 21:59:44

It's nearly Friday
https://i.poastcdn.org/4f19176ed0761675c8d7cf09117c52893dc51178af82a36d71903d45270cf399.webm

2023-05-11 21:54:22

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did you watch the interview?
https://i.poastcdn.org/4a24fe0578e77b89bb6ca1a8c58b45dfb95ee3eeb79222c53a30e097ac0f26d4.mp4

2023-05-11 21:25:21

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FIVE STAR DAYS BIIIISH

2023-05-11 21:20:41

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2023-05-11 21:05:31

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You ok, Duckman?

2023-05-11 21:03:11

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You expected anything else from jew york?

2023-05-11 20:15:17

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vroom vroom
https://i.poastcdn.org/409a2aef589f396502460f54581242e1e585fc2982c3b7c04a83dc05eee4cd47.mp4

2023-05-11 20:11:43

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why do I have to share a planet with these fucking "people"?

2023-05-11 19:40:13

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2023-05-11 19:25:04

He really aiming for a family reunion, huh?
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2023-05-11 19:08:09

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Love his GET IN THE PIT drop. My old phone could screen record, this one can't and I can't be fucked to look for an app to snip it. Surprised it isn't more commonly shared tbh

2023-05-11 19:01:09

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Hope you have a great trip, dude.

2023-05-11 18:56:13

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One of the other young guys made a comment about the middle aged Sicilian's daughter. Proper Hulk Smash reaction. He launched a cage full of stock across the warehouse at the young guy
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2023-05-11 18:47:52

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The one bit of badabingbadaboom that I remember from working with a Sicilian in the late 80s is "testa da mingha"

2023-05-11 18:39:35

this is white privilege
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-65563139

2023-05-11 18:13:15

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2023-05-11 18:12:25

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2023-05-11 17:52:17

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2023-05-11 17:46:55

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(((boomer))) domination

2023-05-11 17:45:52

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2023-05-11 17:39:11

let's check in on the sunmen
youtube.com/watch?v=0Nun-pe1LiE

2023-05-10 17:11:04

lol at this fucking faggot.
you haven't recorded anything good since cliff died
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2023-05-10 17:07:37

oh no, i've been found out 😂
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2023-05-10 15:49:25

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2023-05-10 15:46:53

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2023-05-10 13:40:03

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Interesting. I doubt it will improve the behaviour of the diaspora at all but Free Palestine and all that

2023-05-09 21:05:29

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I guess it helps when he's got his family's fortune to fall back on.

2023-05-09 21:00:40

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That's quite the golden handcuff

2023-05-09 20:41:52

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Yes for Gorillas and Orangs. They're good people, much better than homo negro felonious. Ch*mps can get fucked though.

2023-05-09 16:49:33

The kiwi fella got some good takes.
It's a shame Lauritz deleted his acct here
therightstuff.biz/2023/04/25/the-third-rail-279-from-coom-to-tomb/

2023-05-09 12:06:09

Monster zit on my nose this morning. I wager the hebrews are behind this.

2023-05-08 20:31:59

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The Israeli forces shot a couple of foreign Palestinian supporters around that time IIRC. At the time I was shocked by America's complete lack of response. I hadn't put the pieces together then and thought America was the senior party in that relationship.

2023-05-08 20:24:12

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Not filter with the name. This is going to be another rabbit hole, isn't it?

2023-05-08 20:02:17

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When you are a teenaged boy tortured by constant involuntary erections triggered by any one of a billion possible events then B has a vaguely useful niche reason to exist.

2023-05-08 17:38:10

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and the critic would get "crushed by a tractor"
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