Wormwood

Hello, I'm world famous internet cartoonist and woman beater: Wormwood, part of the vast delusion that you've created for yourself. Please wake up.
Gumroad: martianmagazine.gumroad.com/l/campfoxford

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Wormwood_at_poa.st@mostr.pub

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2024-08-30 01:38:00

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Getting more into Mordheim now. I love that it's a dead game, but the community is pretty huge. So James Wokeshop has nothing to do with it anymore and the main attraction is basically spooky doll house building

2024-08-29 20:54:27

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2024-08-28 18:45:43

When I ask a Boomer "what has Israel ever done for America?"
https://i.poastcdn.org/92eb06eaa8726d2fc94653f16399c0a46f024d8b79632b1ca844709c4c84b37e.mp4

2024-08-28 18:43:00

in a customer service chat about a bad drive they sold me, and I immediately know it's a smelly Pajeet because this nigger starts every sentence with "Hello".

2024-08-17 21:39:12

https://i.poastcdn.org/8b7db56c17f3e96d7c5b312318dbf0c2dad0e6fff233f0cf6aed0fd3018abd4a.mp4

2024-08-15 10:23:10

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2024-08-15 09:01:48

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2024-08-15 06:21:18

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2024-08-14 23:50:22

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2024-08-14 18:46:40

Homesick for a place I've never been
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2024-08-14 07:34:36

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2024-08-13 08:23:34

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2024-08-09 17:11:46

we could have been good together, but you blew your brains out with birth control, weed and SSRIs

2024-08-08 05:05:49

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2024-08-08 03:00:24

lmao
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2024-08-07 08:17:36

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2024-08-07 05:13:52

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2024-08-07 01:37:32

wait just a tick...
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2024-08-05 18:09:33

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2024-08-05 02:56:43

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2024-08-04 19:12:29

Based
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2024-08-02 17:38:58

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2024-08-02 07:22:23

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2024-08-02 07:21:54

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2024-08-01 21:09:51

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2024-08-01 17:23:59

What it say?
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2024-07-31 04:49:06

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2024-07-30 15:29:54

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2024-07-28 20:57:16

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2024-07-26 07:42:50

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2024-07-26 04:15:00

I should watch LotR again
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2024-07-25 06:28:29

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2024-07-23 20:35:37

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2024-07-22 18:00:30

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2024-07-21 07:55:50

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2024-07-21 07:46:07

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2024-07-20 22:07:16

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What's really funny is that most of them have no concept of measuring. They couldn't tell you what an inch or foot looks like without a ruler. It's literally just "bigger number better"

2024-07-20 21:58:19

I don't think short men had to deal with this shit before w*men had internet access

2024-07-20 03:30:07

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what's that, instagram? you don't want me copying images? That's why I have screencap, fuck you.

2024-07-20 03:26:18

call me a boomer but I'l never hit that "share" button on anything. I just rip the whole video I want to show people. If I have to, I go right to the URL (which I pronounce "Earl") and copy-paste that son of a bitch where I want. I'm a fucking nightmare for trackers and I love contributing to Internet bloat.

2024-07-18 21:06:53

From a Japanese newspaper about America's two parties
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2024-07-18 16:26:07

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2024-07-18 03:54:59

Sam Hyde going off on John Carmack
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2024-07-15 22:50:45

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I'm waiting for Bernie to die so I can make a "here's how Bernie can still win" post

2024-07-14 07:18:50

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2024-07-14 01:58:49

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2024-07-14 00:20:39

They wanted him dead
https://i.poastcdn.org/8a3a7b9b612f70a9adc001d7470b8585f285043ba7fc030383bcdb1d0773e81d.mp4

2024-07-13 23:52:33

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2024-07-13 22:46:01

Someone just shot Trump
https://i.poastcdn.org/9b38dc9f9fe4b15b9ea6443e2fc51373f9674276e011fba15b80c16e87b2054d.mp4

2024-07-12 00:54:03

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2024-07-11 21:00:00

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Aryan

2024-07-11 18:10:35

I don't think boredom is unpleasant, getting shocked just seems like fun
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2024-07-11 08:21:46

AC/DC's "T.N.T" but it's "T.ND."

2024-07-11 03:54:33

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2024-07-10 21:00:15

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2024-07-10 18:26:55

It's over
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2024-07-10 18:21:23

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2024-07-10 04:10:57

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2024-07-09 18:35:41

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2024-07-09 16:42:53

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2024-07-08 20:17:27

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2024-07-08 06:40:24

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2024-07-06 17:32:40

What the fuck?
https://i.poastcdn.org/b2e16af4d32cdd37d5047ed3b694dca5833082545206d22ad766d591dda09d18.mp4

2024-07-06 04:50:40

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the moment you tell her you lover, she'll get "the ick"

2024-07-06 01:01:31

Stop eating sugar and carbs. That's literally all you have to do. Just eat a ton of greasy meat and cheese whenever you get hungry, bored, etc.

2024-07-05 08:27:37

just White People things
https://i.poastcdn.org/7aa9c4f3d47004fdaee6fa17f839165c90c8c90c548c40c2f83cb7459ef065b9.mp4

2024-07-04 07:55:10

???
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2024-07-02 19:21:41

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2024-07-02 18:17:55

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2024-07-02 18:05:28

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Fugg. I guess I can't beat them over the head with that one anymore

2024-07-02 18:02:28

Whenever a leaf tries to tell you that Americans are backwards, be sure to remind them that beastality is actually illegal here

2024-07-02 17:10:35

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2024-07-02 00:26:18

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Dr Disrespect is named Guy. (just came out he fucked a tranny as well btw) That dude from Midwinter Minis who cheated on his wife, also Guy.

2024-07-02 00:24:32

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I just remembered the dude that King Baldwin IV hated for being a coward was named Guy, and I don't think I've ever seen anyone named Guy in history who wasn't a fuck up or a loser in some way

2024-07-02 00:18:43

What's up with dudes named Guy

2024-06-30 21:58:19

Can't even afford a house in Riften anymore. This economy sucks

2024-06-28 18:55:49

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2024-06-28 07:23:24

It's Jover
https://i.poastcdn.org/c668e831da4a1ce15e6185b169f0e22c3fdc9a5ba29ce331c158f56bae9e6504.mp4

2024-06-28 07:10:58

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I think my hands are pretty big but not fat. I've discovered I have abnormally large thumbs though.
Gn

2024-06-28 07:02:34

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2024-06-28 04:12:11

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2024-06-26 20:22:34

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2024-06-25 05:00:09

the funniest part of this guy's melt down in 4k
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2024-06-23 23:48:43

lmao libs refuse to make better comics because then they'll be like us.
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2024-06-21 01:52:53

???
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2024-06-19 07:31:42

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2024-06-19 02:39:03

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2024-06-17 10:03:51

Finally, a taste of their own medicine
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2024-06-16 19:09:14

Happy Father's day

2024-06-15 19:49:18

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2024-06-13 02:52:36

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2024-06-13 02:41:40

Remember my friends, never lower yourself for money, pussy, approval or anything else. Don't let anyone mistreat or abuse you. Christ has died for you. The lord thought so highly of you as to pay the ultimate sacrifice. To debase yourself for anything on this earth would be to spit in his face.

2024-06-12 01:24:09

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2024-06-11 20:03:05

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2024-06-11 18:06:43

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2024-06-11 04:31:19

interesting that Lucifer means "light bringer" in Latin
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2024-06-11 00:45:06

Beware of these man hater feminist types. The "I can fix her" mentality won't work here.
The only reason for a woman to obsessively hate men, is if she's been ran through like an antique musket.
Only with experience is proper hatred for the opposite sex achieved.

2024-06-10 07:44:47

this goes so hard
https://i.poastcdn.org/eeaa9d53db2174c1d227370c905b481412bc8cc73214f9d1806e35cf2fe1d7f4.mp4

2024-06-09 08:32:51

https://i.poastcdn.org/29b4111874f97a8c57046372def8d74d9ec901517fe93740782db938901208fa.mp4

2024-06-09 03:36:50

Revenge