Sir Chancey

Sir Chancey of the Netherworld, Ph.D.

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chancey_at_noauthority.social@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-10-09 21:42:39

For those out there who say that the Night Crew is childish
#NANC
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2024-10-07 11:49:48

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@npub14s2…0qgv
This would be implying that some one competent is in charge. About a year into the Totally Legit Presidency, I realized to my horror that Joe really was making the important decisions.

2024-09-24 04:15:10

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@npub14s2…0qgv
Not bad advice - you have to beat the margin of fraud. Dead even, you're still starting at least ten points behind.

2024-09-15 03:37:24

I see people posting on the timeline shit like "well your Bible says that you have to give everything to strangers, so you aren't allowed to have your own community. Checkmate evangelicals!"
Firstly, this shit is exactly what Marx was saying about how religion is the opiate of the masses. Secondly, I'm not going to be lectured to by atheistic dipshits who have no concept of love or justice. Fuck right off with this bullshit.

2024-09-14 21:36:37

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@npub14pp…2tc0 Livin' that mac-n-chese life. You slaves need to get used to mac and cheese, cheap cheddar and overcooked noodles melted together.

2024-09-14 16:34:49

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@npub18su…nd38
You have my vote!

2024-09-14 14:30:49

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@npub13qr…vxnk
The cat memes will continue until morale improves.

2024-09-14 14:10:26

Maybe they heard that American women love it when you eat their pussy, and they got confused?

2024-09-06 23:15:40

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@npub18su…nd38
Our people's lives are far too easy and far too unfulfilled if this is what they are worried about all day. It's just sickness.

2024-08-30 03:53:44

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@npub14s2…0qgv
Is the message that Trump will win the popular vote but lose the electoral college?

2024-08-25 20:25:28

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@npub162y…35tu
Cory Booker is a vegan. He can't even kill his breakfast.

2024-08-15 00:14:49

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@npub108z…dkr5
Ha! My ISP doesn't even support IPv6. Take that, nerds!

2024-08-14 12:56:50

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@npub1cnx…344q
What I heard is that her husband set up the non-profit which sponsors Australian breakdancers for the Olympics.
With __predictable__ consequences of course.

2024-08-14 01:34:51

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@npub18su…nd38
Tasty sapphire - good for teeth, intestines and under your arms. Women coat their faces in the stuff. Aluminum oxide - it's what's for dinner.

2024-08-14 00:52:57

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@npub18su…nd38
If not for the shit we eat with lots of sugar in it, we might not need a steady diet of fluoride flavored bristles.

2024-08-14 00:52:57

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@npub18su…nd38
If not for the shit we eat with lots of sugar in it, we might not need a steady diet of fluoride flavored bristles.

2024-08-14 00:48:12

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@npub18su…nd38
Nah, must be the new tasty credit cards they came out with last year.

2024-08-13 03:57:27

Looks like the bird servers were on fire tonight. Time to call out the Night Crew. #NANC
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2024-08-13 01:27:06

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@npub18su…nd38
Yeah, that one was a serious mind-fuck. Subtle brainwashing of children, genetic modifications and the overall destruction of human society.

2024-08-12 22:55:46

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@npub14s2…0qgv
But but captain warpspeed... Orange man bad.... Mamala is brat
😜

2024-08-11 03:46:49

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@npub1cnx…344q
School shooter wasn't very good

2024-08-08 17:17:48

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@npub1z24…xc0v
It also gives you a smug sense of intellectual superiority when you are proven right.
They'll still keep destroying our civilization one step at a time, though.

2024-08-07 14:44:13

So glad to see Kamala reaching across the aisle and nominating John McCain for her VP

2024-08-06 18:12:25

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@npub14s2…0qgv Every day we stray further from God's light

2024-08-06 18:10:28

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@npub1plf…asv4 Rise and grind my #sigma dudes

2024-08-06 03:46:13

Someone was looking for "nothing ever happens" themed images... best I can offer is a skeleton watching television.
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2024-08-06 02:15:08

We're hoisting the black flag in commemoration of @npub18su…nd38 rebuilding the server #NANC
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2024-08-05 16:05:11

The market's down, and the world is ending. Oh no! Reminds me of my favorite Polish joke:
A Polish dockworker heads to his local bank to open a savings account, and goes up to the teller.
"I'd like to open an account, but I'm worried about losing my life savings should this bank fail."

2024-08-04 16:05:05

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@npub18su…nd38
But that wouldn't be cricket bruv

2024-08-02 01:08:40

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@npub1hmp…aqt3
But how does it taste?

2024-07-30 11:31:52

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@npub1c66…tduv
Damn, you got it after they cleaned it up!

2024-07-29 02:54:12

Take a stroll with the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-07-29 01:51:09

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@npub1net…nj56
Mitchell seems to be confused about the twentieth century.

2024-07-25 23:49:34

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@npub14s2…0qgv
So she wasn't in charge and did a great job?

2024-07-24 21:17:49

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@npub10f4…nca9
Isn't presiding over the senate her only official job?

2024-07-24 20:44:37

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@npub14s2…0qgv
You know it's a problem when you turn on the oldies station and hear Beyonce

2024-07-23 02:24:34

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@npub18su…nd38
I award this man the Order of the Crimson Tiger with oak leaves. He is a fucking legend, even if this is not real.

2024-07-23 02:20:42

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@npub18su…nd38
I'm not sure whether it's worse that he might be dead, or that it clearly does not matter.

2024-07-21 13:22:19

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@npub14s2…0qgv After they finish the second impeachment, they can have a third, and a fourth. That will definitely make a change.

2024-07-17 00:41:09

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@npub1syf…mzey
But if you kill your enemies, they win?

2024-07-14 23:51:16

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@npub1l4e…hev7
People are still looking for Covid tests?

2024-07-04 15:37:42

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@npub1yev…f08e
The television man said that lock downs weren't real and everything went back to normal January 6, 2021.

2024-07-01 18:39:42

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@npub1ks4…x88p I'm sure there will be a position paper about how this will affect marginal tax rates in 2075, with a few spicy tweets about the high cost of spotted lanternfly research.

2024-07-01 02:00:11

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@npub13qr…vxnk
I suspect it was dropped on the way from the bar.

2024-06-28 14:09:27

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@npub14s2…0qgv
Very, very far beyond cogent... On beyond zebra.

2024-06-28 04:25:07

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@npub18su…nd38
Depends on who you count as part of your nation. The people making big donations to both parties have been doing just great.

2024-06-18 15:56:43

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@npub1s3m…qewq
Tim Pool, is that you?

2024-06-11 14:43:07

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@npub14s2…0qgv
The problem with "a little learning" is specifically the ignorance

2024-06-03 01:26:18

DID YOU KNOW
Over 90% of infants exposed to μ-Oxidodihydrogen in the first week later died! This dangerous compound is found in the tissues of nearly 100% of infants who succumbed to SIDS.
BEWARE

2024-05-30 22:59:14

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@npub1yev…f08e
Vote harder, it will be different this time, the TV man said so.

2024-05-24 01:27:19

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@npub18su…nd38
No, you need to vote harder! When you fill out the ballot, write really hard - and give the poll watcher a really angry look as you slam the ballot into the machine (shredder)

2024-05-21 23:33:03

Feeling a bit twee? Become part of the best Night Crew in the Fediverse #NANC
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2024-05-21 00:05:00

Are you ready to venture out with the Night Crew? #NANC
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2024-05-17 02:07:21

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@npub16dj…mns2
I think there are some very advantageous positions in Key West

2024-05-15 00:03:02

Prepare yourselves! The Night Crew is coming. #NANC
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2024-05-15 00:03:02

Prepare yourselves! The Night Crew is coming. #NANC
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2024-05-11 04:03:17

Why yes I love the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-11 04:03:17

Why yes I love the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-09 23:46:00

Dig in to the dark mystery of the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-09 00:20:02

It's a purr-fect night for the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-08 00:33:03

Surrender to the darkness with the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-07 00:04:00

Let's clean up the night with the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-04 23:33:07

Come take a walk in the city of the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-04 07:43:16

The night crew continues #NANC
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2024-05-04 02:26:31

Causing havok with the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-05-02 01:05:35

Wherever you lurk, the Night Crew will find you
#NANC
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2024-05-01 03:50:52

There is no law of nature, only the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-04-30 04:20:07

Hoist the black flag with the Night Crew #NANC
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2024-04-06 03:24:19

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@npub14zy…2z57 It still boggles my mind that not only did Python implement such a foolish serialization format, but people still use it in 2024!

2024-04-06 01:48:09

Sometimes there is no deeper plan. Sometimes the person is just an idiot.

2024-03-24 22:53:51

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@npub1df0…7gmw
So you have to abide by all of the restrictions of Facebook or you get banned? Why bother trying to federate with these losers?

2024-03-23 14:50:06

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@npub1dsx…nhxs
So much drama over a web browser.

2024-03-21 01:11:13

Had a great time at the NY NA meetup thank you to everyone there ITM

2024-03-20 22:11:00

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@npub1j3l…fuzl
Ah makes sense - have a nice evening! :-)

2024-03-20 21:55:15

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@npub1j3l…fuzl
Any chance folks are still there? I'm about a half hour right now

2024-03-20 21:23:47

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@npub1j3l…fuzl
Thank you. Gotta build some new containers then I'm done

2024-03-20 20:53:32

Looks like I won't be able to get to the meetup tonight, still busy with fixing issues for my main client. :-(