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Nile

Anon sick of Elon. Arrived during the First Great Muslim Migration to Nostr.

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npub1qx6952q02tjcdfnnff7ut7dw95zd0czl82uwfz59aq7sf2ee5ruq760pyz

NIP-57 Address

cloakndagger@coinos.io

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2025-02-24 18:58:48

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Any more spaces for this? I’ve got some experience podcasting and would love to get back on the horse

2025-02-21 17:19:11

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LOOOL yo unc murdered that fr

2025-02-21 00:09:02

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Gotta get the LinkedIn peeps on it. Maybe a TikTok dance will promote it, as @npub175n…g6w0 once suggested

2025-02-20 19:34:25

The British far right need to be subverted, they would actually be an asset. Pull up on HMRC if you’re bad

2025-02-20 19:29:46

My pronouns are zim zimma

2025-02-20 19:18:15

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This is a winner. Reckon there’s enough Muslims out there who are sick of the non productive digital products and services out there, and want to create/engage with something substantial. Particularly like the prospect of having our own job markets - we need better ways to connect people

2025-02-20 04:21:18

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I know we’re only meant to discuss bitcoin here but that was 😮

2025-02-20 04:20:52

That Mbappe hattrick tho

2025-02-20 04:13:44

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Truly

2025-02-19 20:38:06

Really don’t understand the mechanics of memeing. I even see memes that i don’t get yet still find funny/interesting. Incoherent mumbojumbo + some semblance of genius. In awe of y’all

2025-02-19 07:13:44

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I take note of others mistakes and repeat them 🤣 jokes aside appreciate the post I’ve got a lot to learn

2025-02-18 03:50:52

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I’m on step 2, chat am I cooked?

2025-02-15 15:56:01

No such thing as a scarce resource. I’ve been lied to my whole life (again)

2025-02-15 02:37:45

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Thank u bot I didn’t know about this

2025-02-15 02:35:54

‘Yeh man’ - Ginger Joe
https://youtu.be/uja3W-ibifc?si=HHhSIo5npQD-z45x

2025-02-15 02:27:14

Wonder how DJ Smile is doing. Safe to be

2025-02-14 19:29:38

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/2OePgmmqYQINi/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5xbtt02jmbootjy1h3z9y2ol8sj21qa2tcf7qh3c3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-02-14 19:28:14

So ready to cook man🍝 next opportunity I’m grabbing with both hands Insha Allah

2025-02-12 16:30:37

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Stiff as a cardboard me, it’ll prob push them to get a Lamborghini on finance. I’ve been calling them lazy idiots and it seems to be working…

2025-02-12 15:46:03

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Tryna orange pill the homies and they saying it’s too long https://image.nostr.build/568cf58d08d01f3b4e9858b699b426fd75dc1c0ae79b81f222051916b3ea9d2b.jpg

2025-02-10 17:45:43

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Sad thing is he’s one of the better ones 😭

2025-02-10 17:45:07

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Reading this hasn’t been good for my mental health 😂 alas, you have to destroy before you elevate. I’ve accepted the FIAT dictatorship as an unbreakable and inevitable reality. It got me thinking about the how all prophets were shepherds first, to prepare them for prophethood. That would make us, the people, analogous to sheep.
At first, I thought that meant we need to be controlled. But in reality, the job of the shepherd isn’t to control, but to guide and protect. To ensure his flock don’t stray and that they aren’t picked off by predators. To ensure they don’t oppress each other either.
I’ve come to realise that sheep are allowed to graze. They are free to seek their provisions and roam the territories freely. They form their own social bonds that are outside of the perception of the shepherd, as long as they are free from harm. Their wounds are treated, their stomachs full and their lives free.
What we are, are cattle. Factory farmed cattle, tightly packed in a concrete jungle and fed mass produced slop. We’re injected with drugs to keep us productive, and our life force is drained from us to feed our masters. We have neither the freedom to opt out, nor the dignity to recognise our state. Our little pens have Netflix and Amazon prime to keep us heedless and docile.
Who knew I’d yearn for life as a sheep.

2025-02-07 14:20:12

The bitcoin standard live reaction: chapter 5. I already had an unfavourable (to put it extremely mildly) view of governments. Now I know we need to burn it all. Bring on the orange pill, enough is enough.
They’re a bunch of scammers in suits, profiting off death, destruction and poverty without the smallest shred of remorse. They laugh at the appeals of the weak and unfortunate, whilst nodding and appearing sympathetic.
We’re firmly in the scapegoat bait and switch phase now. Blame immigrants and minorities whilst they continue finding new ways to fuck us.
The thing about high time sensitivity has rewired my brain. More patience, investing in myself, building a good fishing rod to give my kids a better life. Essential read and I will be telling all my friends and family about it.

2025-02-06 18:56:15

A lot of seemingly harmless things have extremely dangerous implications

2025-02-04 23:15:05

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🎯 if you don’t view your former self as an idiot you should be very worried. Genuinely embarrassed by the little know it all I used to be, alhamdulilah

2025-02-03 19:20:01

Have you ever been grateful… for your bellybutton?
A question a friend of mine asked me. What an odd question, I thought. No, I haven’t.
Your bellybutton is what fed you for 9 months of your life. Without it you would not exist.
Alhamdulilah always

2025-01-30 18:38:43

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Appreciated! Will take u up on that Insha Allah

2025-01-30 15:36:12

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Huge population + scarce resources due to corruption + a lack of education is a terrible combination

2025-01-29 23:48:42

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Your account has given me some perspective on the utility in BTC, I’ve been telling my whole family about it too. Just wanted to let you know you’re making a dent in my small part of the world. Jazakallah kheyr

2025-01-29 23:44:00

How should a quintessential ‘jack of all trades’ such as myself channel his energy? What should I do with my life guys 😭😂

2025-01-29 23:42:31

The philosophers pulling up to Nostr next I rate it

2025-01-29 23:37:35

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Good afternoon, can confirm photo is extremely cool

2025-01-27 23:22:35

Taking stock on my life choices, I’ve realised that I’ve internalised the saying ‘never eat shredded wheat’

2025-01-27 22:30:17

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Sometimes I think people just want things to be haram

2025-01-25 19:42:28

Like a 40 degree day!

2025-01-24 10:45:28

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Fr, we’re officially closer to 2050 than 2000. Great World Cup tho

2025-01-23 22:30:35

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Yup, 6 months to a year I reckon. Insha Allah

2025-01-23 22:25:56

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I hear that, Twitter feels najis these days 🤮

2025-01-23 21:44:39

https://media1.giphy.com/media/gw3HnveD21ctPlIc/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5xqkb1lvfnprdm3r1iqa23l9vhhmslow20bm36vl0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-23 21:04:34

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⚡️⚡️

2025-01-23 19:21:55

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Can’t really have a social media platform with minimal socialising. It’s not lit enough here yet 🤣

2025-01-22 06:19:24

Behind closed doors, politicians joke at the expense of the poverty stricken and oppressed. They laugh at the man who worked for 39 years to support his family on a minimum wage. Dutifully paying his taxes to support the lavish politician lifestyle at the same time.
It’s why I have little sympathy for those so easily fooled by psyops. Maybe you don’t mind them laughing at you, because of your servile domesticated mentality. You’d rather hate the immigrant, because you envision yourself at the same table someday, laughing at those once like you. Too bad it’s a pipe dream.

2025-01-18 18:07:01

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My first Somali moot, truly a milestone

2025-01-18 04:55:01

Any #Somali people on Nostr?

2025-01-17 18:00:16

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This crazy man. The Weasley twins would defo be running pump and dump shitcoin schemes https://media0.giphy.com/media/DdR7RSVKkGs4E/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d52znes00snoferydum7lxul4w1181izim1wc1z37b&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-17 03:39:50

Making everything about race and racism is weak and pathetic. I say this as a black man in a racist society

2025-01-17 03:37:21

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Blocks gonna be flying about regardless. Still, think you curate your TL a lot more since it’s heavily based on who you follow anyway

2025-01-16 17:09:01

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Quite impressed with that tho. I’m barely computer literate. Allahuma barik

2025-01-16 17:08:25

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I got no prob with the androids. As long as they work for US https://media1.giphy.com/media/AQNlqGR1d3IY7AZm9V/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d59y0z0ex3674seyyq7lgeisvn6paw0dru5lnvp6or&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-16 17:02:45

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So they’re not hiding it anymore? Starting to think we deserve em

2025-01-16 16:50:06

Watching a 9/11 doc called the new Pearl Harbour. I always knew the official story was BS, so I’ve never felt the need to look into it. It’s genuinely far worse than I imagined. Some stand outs:
- military war games scheduled the same day, all high ranking officers with authority were simultaneously unavailable
- guy who made the building literally said it can survive almost anything, including (wait for it) a plane flying into it
- fourth plane had no wreckage. Official story is ‘it buried in the ground’
- the manoeuvre to hit the pentagon was so difficult, pilots all around the world say it’s flat out impossible. Apparently it was pulled off by an amateur pilot not even capable of soloing a Cessna
- CELL PHONE CALLS in the middle of a hijacking. At 30,000ft. In 2001 guys?
- the high ranking officers all got promoted or retained their ranks. Contradicts the official ‘incompetence’ narrative
Far more than just ‘muhhh steel jets melt beams’

2025-01-16 11:45:15

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I tried Damus after some problems with Yakihonne. Might have to give Primal a trial too

2025-01-16 11:42:48

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AI bots can convincingly pose as humans now. It’ll only get worse on X

2025-01-16 05:21:31

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BBM honourable mention

2025-01-16 05:17:57

MSN was the peak of social media imo. Sorry nostr til u got colour code, nudges and those offline/online animations you’ll always be second best ❤️

2025-01-16 05:10:53

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Yh, it seems to be full of niche discussions atm. It’s missing the slop rampant on X funnily enough. Big selling point I always tell people is the whole zap thing

2025-01-15 20:54:35

Question going around X: what are the two most important events in human history?
‘Important’ depends on how you use the term ofc. If you make it synonymous with ‘what are the things that contributed to me getting food on my phone’ you’ll get boring superficial answers. I take it to mean, what events have benefitted human history most? There can only be one consideration for top spot.
1. The birth of Muhammad ‎ﷺ - the mercy upon mankind. His life and times brought us Islam. The knock on effect of the ethics and morality encouraged in Islam goes beyond just impacting Muslims. Many cultures, religions and traditions are directly influenced by Islam. Medieval chivalry, to take only one example, is directly influenced from Islamic Adab.
#2 is a fascinating and debatable one. It’s especially interesting to think how the machinations of history have such profound knock on effects. Gavrillo Princip was moping around on a street corner when the Archduke was coasting by. Mendeleev had a dream and made a periodic table. Martin had one and got shot. It makes me marvel at the one who’s in control of all the strings. Everything’s happening according to his plan, to a tee. Even things which we label with words like disaster, catastrophe, or calamity. It happened to such an exact degree, that today, there are Bedouins competing in building towers, as laid out 1400 years ago in a Hadith (Ibn Majah, 63). Countless things would have had to pass, thousands of individuals contributing to this over almost millennium and a half. Yet it happened exactly as described.

2025-01-14 17:40:51

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That’s a lot of sand man. Kind of gives us an idea of how minuscule we are. Meanwhile we’re arrogant whilst carrying excrement in our gut 🤮

2025-01-13 16:50:49

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Smile whilst writing a text. She’ll find you 🤣

2025-01-13 08:20:27

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GB news is truly some of the worst slop out there. I didn’t know you can propagandise so effectively with what is essentially a cast of mr beans hosting a talk show

2025-01-13 08:13:53

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Love that! Interesting also that DNA has got even more possible combinations than a deck of cards does. If humans arise by chance it would be like shuffling that deck and getting the same sequence repeatedly for millions of years https://media1.giphy.com/media/rJ5OloYUKj2nHJmItY/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d548njmnihwmrfv45alsk5x989pxklf9dsbtnrdlgv&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-13 03:46:48

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Induce FOMO by talking about what a good time we’re all having on Nostr. Gonna require the X famous accounts to do so too I suppose

2025-01-13 03:39:46

The longest sentence in the world is 13,000 odd words. Being forced to read it would mean being sentenced to reading the longest sentence.
Being forced to read it whilst serving consecutive life sentences would mean receiving the longest sentence of longest sentences.
Keeling over and dying mid sentence would make it a death sentence.
I don’t know.

2025-01-12 16:20:41

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one piece
Hunter x hunter
Hajime no ippo

2025-01-12 15:33:40

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Wa alaykum salaam Wa rahmatulahi Wa barakatu, welcome to nostr!

2025-01-12 15:31:38

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I’m having a similar experience with Yakihonne, not quite a smooth yet. Things keep disappearing and reappearing.

2025-01-12 15:15:44

Garnacho disasterclass incoming #manutd #arsenal

2025-01-12 14:43:52

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😂😂 yippie ki yay brozza

2025-01-12 13:13:52

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Wa alaykum salaam!! Thanks

2025-01-12 13:12:59

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Wa alaykum salaam

2025-01-12 06:39:46

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I went from not knowing much about it to seeing it as a genuinely viable alternative. Telling all my mates about it! Seen your post about Nostr on X originally so big up you brother, Jazakallah kheyr

2025-01-12 03:37:44

10 Islamicate adaptations of Hollywood Blockbusters
Here are 10 fun soft power projection projects 💯
1. No Country For Kuffar
No Country For Old Men (2007)
An elderly organised crime boss of a secular past has to confront the hard realities of contemporary times, when his last remaining corrupt police official friend is executed. He is persued by officers of the Sharia Courts, a group of bold and daring youth
2. The Khan
The Usual Suspects (1995)
Asif Khan is a MI5 informant, on a quest to capture The Khan. Surely not?
3. Four Sheep
Four lions (2010)
4 brits move to Karachi, following the crash of the British Pound. They open a Fish and Chips shop.
4. Al Qamariyya
Sailor Moon (1992)
Mecha niqabi anime. A young cybermadrassah student develops a mecha suit for a science project that ends up having geopolitical consequences. Her quiet shy high school crush turned husband donnes the suit on the battlefield.
5. Tassawuf
Jujutsu kaisen (2020)
Demons and curses but with Sufi Sages performing exorcisms using dhikr.
6. Jihad
Die Hard (1988)
As Zabit Magomedov arrives home to spend Eid with his family, an Israeli terrorist group attacks the Anji Arena, where the Eid funfair is held.
7. Bail out
Rush Hour (1998)
American Yahya Carter and Egyptian Mido El-Gazi infiltrate a Chinese money printing syndicate based in Cairo.

2025-01-11 15:47:40

#introduction Muslim twitter user since 2011, made the switch because it’s clearly an unwelcome place for us. A SAIF observing node in the network.
Serious interests: Islam, geopolitics, economic independence and cooperation amongst Muslims, rhetoric and propaganda.
Unserious interests: football (man united, unserious team 🙄) , anime, MMA, boxing.

2025-01-11 15:15:58

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Ay you a legend bro thank you!

2025-01-04 13:11:33

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Ok, will do thanks. Is there anywhere you recommend I get a lightning address?

2025-01-04 11:37:19

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Your post made its way to X, prompted myself making the switch. Thanks!