Not Adam’s Alt

Me when I tell the ladies I’m a podcaster
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2024-10-20 00:56:03

Pastor Jimmy told me that they’re going to rebuild the temple in Jerusalem soon and that is very important to the end times.
I can’t wait and am praying for war with Iran

2024-10-20 00:05:56

Tina wants to have a “birthday month.”
I will never financially recover from this

2024-10-19 22:11:35

Tina when I haven’t gotten her a new handbag in over a month
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2024-10-17 00:28:00

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I mean the cludio (closest studio)
What did you think I meant?

2024-10-17 00:27:23

No I won’t come out of the closest.

2024-10-16 03:20:28

“No authority dot social”
lol I am the authority

2024-10-16 02:05:26

Tonight I am praying with Pastor Jimmy for war with Iran

2024-10-16 01:37:42

I just went duck hunting with Tim Walz.
Will share pics later. I was afraid he’d shoot me by accident but he missed

2024-10-15 12:59:46

If I wore a beanie everywhere like Tim Pool, then would you donate?

2024-10-13 20:35:31

You could be a CyberCommodore

2024-10-13 01:44:54

Back on the market
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2024-10-13 00:23:18

Please share and repost, it's important, I'm blocked
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2024-10-12 20:02:43

Just gave myself an award.
Please clap
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2024-10-12 17:21:37

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@npub18su…nd38
This makes me angry

2024-10-12 16:45:24

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My preacher told me that Luke would strongly disapprove.
I am more of a Leviticus guy myself

2024-10-12 16:43:36

I saw a homeless man the other day begging for scraps
I rolled down my window and yelled “YOU SHOULD DONATE TO THE SHOW.”
That’ll teach him

2024-10-12 02:27:50

You could be a CyberKnight

2024-10-03 20:16:15

No Agenda is partnering with Taurus and Black Rifle Coffee Company to bring you The Judge brand espresso
It kicks like a shotgun shell fired from a revolver and it’s better than seven knighthoods.
You’d better order quick because it is limited quantity and literally no one is buying this

2024-09-28 17:12:13

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@npub130m…83us
Every penny went to handbags.
Every. Penny.

2024-09-28 17:09:00

I’m preparing for homelessness

2024-09-26 20:12:21

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@npub130m…83us
Delete this shit

2024-09-24 22:33:55

New donation level
$50,000
Adomoral of the Fleet
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2024-09-19 03:46:38

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@npub1zad…m05h
I’m afraid it will go nuclear

2024-09-19 02:59:50

Once I told Tina: sometimes you act just like your mom
I will forever call the ensuing incident: the war in Ukraine

2024-09-15 02:19:42

I am voting for Kamala because she supports Tina’s right to choose

2024-09-14 21:19:24

God says no to drugs
I can still use nicotine though right?

2024-09-14 14:14:53

If I had sex with Laura Loomer live on air, THEN would you donate?

2024-09-14 14:01:46

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@npub130m…83us
Tina won’t let me off the leash

2024-09-14 13:51:40

If we brought back Club 33, then would you donate?

2024-09-14 09:43:04

In podcasting 3.0, we will be shifting from a donation model to one where I can just withdraw from your bank account anytime I want

2024-09-13 01:59:09

The other day I saw some kids who were on the street corner getting high
I walked up to them and said, you should be getting high on God instead!
I gave them Pastor Jimmy’s phone number

2024-09-12 21:40:36

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@npub130m…83us
If it quacks like a duck then it votes for the black bitch

2024-09-11 02:46:14

The debate didn’t happen.
100% fake. Made up by the media.
Tune in to the show Thursday to find out why

2024-09-09 15:07:17

Getting ready for the church retreat in Waco. Pastor Jimmy told me to bring Hawaiian Punch.
Should I get the red or the blue?
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2024-09-09 12:43:40

My pastor Jimmy, showed me this incredible photo of himself from younger days. Such an incredible person
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2024-09-09 02:54:14

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@npub130m…83us
Pam says it’s the same picture

2024-09-09 02:50:02

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@npub130m…83us
We’re having a retreat down in Waco. Pastor Jimmy says to bring Hawaiian Punch
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2024-09-08 21:27:52

Tina and I did NOT have a threesome with a hooker in Mexico
Stop spreading rumors
And he 100% wasn’t a dude

2024-09-08 18:16:30

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@npub130m…83us
I have better hair than that pedo

2024-09-08 17:58:46

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@npub130m…83us
No donation, no speech
Tina gives me all the freeze peach I need without yappy knights who don’t pay

2024-09-08 01:06:16

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@npub130m…83us
Tina told me to post:
“Get a girlfriend, incel”

2024-09-08 00:35:14

I applied for my ninth credit card today
(Yes, the other 8 are maxed)
When they asked me what I do for a living, I knew I couldn’t say podcaster
So I said, “Government Legislation Analyst.”
I’ll be approved in no time

2024-09-07 15:20:41

@npub1njp…djv3 is an amateur
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2024-09-06 13:22:30

It’s simple:
Donate $8 to the show, don’t get banned

2024-09-05 19:24:49

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@npub130m…83us
Do you want to be banned? I have the master password

2024-09-05 19:17:07

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@npub130m…83us
Delete this shit

2024-09-05 12:34:16

Now that I have the NAS master password, I will be requiring that all accounts donate $8 /month to stay verified
If it works for Elon, it works for Not Adam

2024-09-01 19:38:57

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@npub130m…83us
Reminds me of the day I met Tina

2024-09-01 19:24:55

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@npub130m…83us
THANK YOU for remembering
Tina forgot

2024-09-01 19:19:46

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@npub130m…83us
Those who knew, knew

2024-09-01 19:16:36

Yes at MTV, the men’s room had a glory hole
No I’m not saying anything more about it

2024-09-01 17:37:58

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@npub130m…83us
Delete this shit

2024-09-01 16:39:33

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@npub12hn…jefx
I thought this was a picture of me for a second

2024-09-01 14:09:16

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@npub19jf…gfzu
I would make a donation bot, but the only thing I know about source code is how to do the daily source code

2024-09-01 13:57:40

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@npub130m…83us
I used to think this.
Then I found my lord and savior, Jesus Christ, who is always forgiving.

2024-09-01 13:53:30

When NAS finally apologizes to me, it will be like the return of the prodigal son.
All are welcome. You can be “No Agenda Social” again.
So long as you recognize me as your god king and respect my authoritah

2024-09-01 13:45:19

Whenever you guys on NAS are ready to apologize to me, all you have to do is donate.
Uncle Not Adam understands.

2024-09-01 01:14:30

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@npub18su…nd38
Excellent, excellent
Wait
If this gift pack includes sealing wax or a ring I’m suing you for 50%

2024-08-31 16:16:34

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@npub1kf3…znpn
Tina is not a creeper, she is the only one who will give me the sexy time

2024-08-31 16:02:10

I used to pay people in the Philippines to listen to the show
Then Tina introduced me to sock puppets

2024-08-31 15:29:57

I think I have the monkey pox
Look at my avatar and you tell me

2024-08-31 15:12:25

Sometimes I ask my young self,
What could I have done different to be B tier celebrity, and not C or D?

2024-08-31 14:19:15

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@npub12hn…jefx
That’s why you have No Agenda pod

2024-08-30 23:47:37

Fuck
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2024-08-30 15:49:49

You have no idea how hard life is as a D tier celebrity

2024-08-30 03:22:31

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@npub130m…83us
At what point did you think that JCD isn’t going on the show with an erection lasting longer than four hours

2024-08-29 23:24:45

If I made a video of me singing “Donate enough to be a knight some day” in full Lederhosen, with a German flag and ten kegs of Oktoberfest, THEN would you donate?

2024-08-29 23:18:01

Have you tithed before?
To the show, not to God LOL

2024-08-29 16:48:47

They call me the Podfather
That means you owe me a little piece of the action

2024-08-29 13:20:58

GO GODCASTING

2024-08-27 18:49:03

The following people are CIA assets
Donald Trump, RFK Jr., Ron Paul, Eriner, and CSB
Will not explain

2024-08-26 12:43:14

I don’t know which is going through degrowth faster, the U.S. economy or No Agenda

2024-08-25 21:39:44

Whenever you’re shopping at the goodwill, remember that I’m shopping at the goodwill
Tina is humiliated. She says I look like a Macklemore album

2024-08-25 19:25:22

By my second week at MTV they had me irreparably blackmailed
“It’s like being part of the family,” they said. They had dirt on everybody.
No I’m not telling you who they is.

2024-08-25 19:01:40

The new knighthood agreement says I can garnish your pay like the IRS if you don’t donate

2024-08-25 16:38:55

Would you shits donate again if I started giving away Cybertrucks and building wells in the Congo, like Mr. Beast?

2024-08-25 00:30:22

You know the feeling when you pull up to Dairy Queen and they’re out of ice cream
This is me when I log in Sunday and see there were zero donations.

2024-08-24 20:49:48

No Agenda is having a “Going out of business” sale
75% off knighthoods while supplies last
You made me do this.

2024-08-17 19:57:43

If donations don’t increase by 30%, Tina will be starting an OnlyFans.
If we don’t even get a 10% increase, then I will start an OnlyFans.
And trust me, you don’t want to see that

2024-08-17 13:19:58

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@npub15f5…68kp
Was my uncle Don a glow n*****?

2024-08-17 13:11:36

What is a “glow n*****” and why does poa.st keep calling me one?

2024-08-16 23:58:31

This economy sucks
Should I sell a course? If so, what in?

2024-08-13 19:21:25

If you don’t support Israel, delete your account

2024-08-13 00:28:08

Every episode of the no agenda show be like
*plays media clip*
lol dis stupid
*plays another media clip*
so stoopid
*donation segment*
*another media clip*
HAHA so stupid

2024-08-11 22:16:13

No Agenda is partnering with Mike Lindell to bring you No Pillow
It’s like having a pillow, except you don’t have one
Only $49.95, order fast while supplies last
Because there are none

2024-08-11 19:14:05

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@npub12hn…jefx
Tall blonde Dutch nordics for Kamala

2024-08-10 14:59:54

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@npub12hn…jefx
I told Tina that we shouldn’t get the Trump bus for hot pockets 2024, it was 50% off

2024-08-09 13:42:49

I’ve reached a deal with Leo LaPorte.
No Agenda will be broadcast on the TWiT network, now twice a week
Podcasting 2.0 will be renamed Netcasting 2.0
If you shits donated more I wouldn’t have to do this