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The real Don Quixote of Mugicha.

Swashbuckling sperg, Windmill tilter, Swordsman against Sorcery and itinerant shitposter.

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2024-10-19 23:21:26

GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR, HAS BEEN DECLARED A CHUD BY THE SENATE AND PEOPLE OF ROME
ALL CITIZENS IN GOOD STANDING ARE TO TELL HIM TO CHECK HIS PRIVILEGE
IF THEY ARE ABLE
THESE MESSAGES BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE JUDEAN PEOPLES FRONT
https://mugicha.club/media/959734211e0b30b83ae8082c011196354cf9842efcd81e2bdc8c53926e35f872.jpg

2024-10-19 23:18:55

"AND CAESAR, THAT TYRANT, HE GASSED MMVI JUDEANS, BEHOLD A PILE OF THEIR CALIGAE"
https://mugicha.club/media/a67201c8f6eb9bcfe52ebe262c9910cfd99c922b3bb14623d47c2ad71b8595a0.jpg

2024-09-12 15:59:59

Cigarettes are awful and everyone has forgotten how bad they are because of how much WORSE pot is.

2024-09-08 14:44:37

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>the chaotic good reddit secular humanist.
The "wacky millennioid wholesome quirk chungus" you could even call them.

2024-09-08 14:35:03

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So the comparison everyone does between what happened to the Starks and the Lannisters lmao.
Yeah I'm sorry I'm not going to treat Berzerk as anything but misery porn with good art.

2024-09-05 13:44:06

Wow so 40k is so based and fash huh (it never was)
https://mugicha.club/media/c56fc97badc979bc25c3a21c891ff6833cdc8e7d7abccf4ba2cd37ded5adb32c.jpg

2024-09-04 14:26:28

Why are you niggers torturing yourselves by inventing awful scenarios in this thread
It's a funny scholastic anecdote
#note1t6p…356j

2024-08-31 15:16:12

Perfect example of
Thing, West:
Thing, Japan:
https://mugicha.club/media/fbe489b9929bc2e7d96520c098def0750b2bde3c273f866c14a6d235672955f4.jpg
https://mugicha.club/media/716047df3609a8353757dff18ede04a61ee49d96c6be8c7e7896316dd087549f.jpg

2024-08-31 14:54:38

By far the funniest revelation so far is that so few people in the replies have actually seen Jin-Roh they're straight assuming I'm factually correct by calling it libtard coded.
#note19q4…f9vr
https://mugicha.club/media/5dc8f285c9dbb68ed646e9fff709768608e867f776c7cded33a59d65505e68d0.webp

2024-08-31 14:42:57

Jin-Roh is extremely libtard coded and you dumb niggers don't realize it because you're distracted by the jangling keys of stahlhelms and red spectacles.
https://mugicha.club/media/7df152b39f2fefda339ad9ad20d8770f0e18af6594682f5cbbdcdc84c4616ffd.jpg

2024-08-30 16:49:17

Guys who run GM advice channels and similar faggotry need to be worked to death in a labor camp
https://mugicha.club/media/4bd8001289e5a754142233e51f0662f0179b018adeab71b0adefea60ffcbd1da.png

2024-08-19 20:40:32

Speaking of Machiavelli.
>"Fortune is a woman and if you want to control her, it is necessary to treat her roughly."
>"She is more inclined to yield to men who treat her more boldly"
>"She [Fortune] is most aroused by those who put her to flight"
"Fortune wants to be raped by a bold man." t. Niccolo Machiavelli
https://mugicha.club/media/5a9042da6800f2d271ce8cd33dca19b28cddcb174e0e07371b3b74da760fbdb2.jpg

2024-08-19 19:39:12

"Wow what a cute Brit girl"
>she starts talking
>sounds just like this guy
https://mugicha.club/media/cf50f2115ed160925a98c51b32a262a9dee54bb00b0ae8379648a88d1e13bd90.png

2024-08-19 14:24:54

The highest form of trolling is to express a genuine opinion in the most inflammatory manner possible.
#note16l7…mmv0

2024-08-16 00:15:29

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But is he a doctor?

2024-08-14 16:20:32

@npub1tm5…zt6m @npub1cvh…wx2e
Had a weird thought earlier. Could it be read that when God cleanses the world in the Deluge it's basically a baptism or suggesting one? Since it is in a way washing away sin.

2024-08-14 15:48:04

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Seeing this pop up on my own tl never stops being weird
https://mugicha.club/media/6209e64e29d1bc1a474d45de8eec886fc2eed68dc794d5cb89b4cf1d81ab821d.jpg

2024-08-13 15:16:34

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What's so bad about this hellthread it's gonna lead to defedding?

2024-08-13 13:16:02

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Probably gay because you're thinking about balls

2024-08-13 12:55:10

You think about the Roman Empire because you're a stinky pleb, I a Patrician, think about the Roman Republic.

2024-08-12 22:21:17

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This man is more literate than 90% of fedi lmao

2024-08-12 22:17:14

Anyone who accuses someone of [thing] is actually doing [thing] themselves

2024-08-10 15:25:30

Unlike what some people think in the replies of this post, racism and anti-semitism are also not a cheat code to take the first step on the path of virtue. You just don't fucking understand what virtue is if you think it's something born entirely from hate and spite.
#note1ktn…s7rd

2024-08-08 14:49:17

GOOD CITIZENS OF FEDI!
BY BY ORDER OF TRIBUNE PEATICUS, @npub12xe…vshq , THE NARCOTIC CRYSTAL METH IS HEREBY DECLARED AS "PEATY"
BE AWARE, ALL OBJECTIONS WILL BE PUNISHED BY BEING SENT TO THE DUMPSTER ARENA OF WAFFLE HOUSE
https://mugicha.club/media/b453eab97a64d8c0f299678ef404cbfd40b37b5691648583cb038e6db00519a5.jpg

2024-08-06 12:40:55

"WHOAH DUDE I WORSHIP ODIN" Yeah I bet you listen to the Mamas & Papas too you fruity nigger

2024-08-06 12:24:37

Monstergirl enjoyment is just the HIV to the full blown AIDS of being a furry and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

2024-08-06 12:22:42

Posting half naked anime girls online? Literally homosexual, you're trying to make other dudes crank their hogs.

2024-08-06 12:20:48

"VGH, the past was so based, so trad"
Nigger you'd be shitting yourself to death from dysentery

2024-08-06 12:07:53

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Arguably the same type of dude.

2024-08-06 12:07:16

Long ears on elves are pig disgusting and you should be ruthlessly destroyed like the wretched hentai jelqing gooner that you are for liking them.

2024-08-06 12:04:16

The supreme irony of men who profess to love Tolkien's work and then goon to the vilest elf porn known to man

2024-08-06 11:57:10

IMPERIOUS FARTING

2024-08-06 01:48:20

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Most intelligible polish sentence

2024-08-06 01:45:12

All my posts have been meticulously work shopped in the 88th level inner mugichat and closely scrutinized by 14th level Peating mountain hermits (Bond girl posters) before being given final approval of the Dark Lords of Albania

2024-08-04 18:54:47

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IMAGINE, JUST IMAGINE
ROTATE IT AS AN APPLE IF YOU'D PREFER
PERSEUS HOLDS UP A PREDATORS HEAD AND ITS BEEN REMEMBERED AS THE GORGON OVER THE MILLENIA
https://mugicha.club/media/0829dca5dd89fb580c3683867e737247c8f232800c2badcf74a23eb9d5fa3d4e.png

2024-08-02 11:38:10

Writing "subtext" on bricks and "allusion" on hammers and beating illiterates to death
https://mugicha.club/media/83abee58be924d0e0225bbc1f6052e52aeb1c1e4a3679fab6e736a88809a5740.png

2024-08-02 00:04:04

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Bro there's this thing called "cats", cute, fuzzy and you can hug them and they do all kinds of retarded bullshit

2024-07-31 21:58:28

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>mfw @npub198p…up6a read a draft and all he could was uoh post about one of the characters
https://mugicha.club/media/561b7a5933199daab13cc1fcfa0c355957d0f5d62922a80c2b927d93556f9b5b.jpg

2024-07-31 21:45:38

>"Hell yeah I got this great idea to write a battle sequence from multiple pov's"
>10k words later and I've just got to the 'bunch of guys lining up on a field' phase
https://mugicha.club/media/971c795b5b0d5650f99e553c602f2b24c2fdfc0872261184cab00d1028cb9c1e.jpg

2024-07-31 14:03:51

Being a racist antisemite is not a cheat code into being a virtuous person and a lot of you niggers need to be beaten with bricks and hammers until you get it.

2024-07-29 23:00:33

Use this next time you filthy animals
https://mugicha.club/media/d8c39c9e7deb186da60c8034d08afbd450378f08a340fd303d8a240a71f65b1d.jpg

2024-07-29 20:19:07

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Wow I expected this post to be a lot more heinous

2024-07-29 16:05:14

Lotta dudes should do serious reading on what pretty much every thinker of note in the Western canon had to say about "Hubris" and "Pride" and their consequences.

2024-07-29 16:04:04

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"Nah man you don't get it, I'm built different" he says right before getting destroyed by his own hubris

2024-07-28 21:48:34

A FINE REWARD IS OFFERED FOR THE RETURN OF A STINKY FEMCEL HAG, STOLEN OR ABSCONDED FROM THE RADIATOR OF @npub1xs2…auw4
https://mugicha.club/media/eb39421f534441d2bb511d2733569e14cc15c75870c1389783e236c9f8c2f6a4.jpg

2024-07-28 21:45:32

MAY I REMIND THE GOOD CITIZENS OF THE FEDIVERSE THAT THE CRANKING OF HOGS IS FORBIDDEN AFTER SUNDOWN. BY EDICT OF AUTISMUS MAXIMUS @npub1mt0…esms
https://mugicha.club/media/34963f26df668381bed3a13b03187e42fbc56b063d9abd6a65f408dc647bd9d3.jpg

2024-07-28 21:42:50

GOOD CITIZENS OF THE FEDIVERSE! BE AWARE! ALL MOCKERY OF NICECREW.DIGITAL AND THEIR HOT TUB SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MAXIMUM!
https://mugicha.club/media/cc522a464ae5a4a97291edbfd477b9708809a20992791d547500c37df47b4b5f.jpg

2024-07-28 21:39:24

HE DROPS HIS SPAGHETTI LIKE A FAKECEL AND GOONS TO PICTURES OF 3DPD IN VILE JELQING RITES
https://mugicha.club/media/d5001763f665c333669ca39d58d5bce96a2e2044d45bd3f295097e5a0ad01216.webp

2024-07-28 19:23:28

Trapped in the straits between her Scylla and Charybdis if you know what I mean

2024-07-27 14:02:20

Self doxxing me & @npub1ddt…q0yw
https://mugicha.club/media/2814693fe276c73c6e6b51ae1192a022d7c6f1bfd479cc97f05180e27108f758.png

2024-07-24 13:00:39

STRATEGIC ASSRIPPING

2024-07-24 13:00:32

TACTICAL FART FEINT

2024-07-24 00:36:52

And we'll carve out your kidneys with them too
#note1689…3kqe

2024-07-23 21:43:01

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Such is the curse of entering the realm of the mugi sword spergs. Dare you become autistic enough to post Alatriste (2006) frame by frame and finding new and creative ways to threaten to kill someone over the internet over increasingly ridiculous things?

2024-07-23 21:39:14

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>ask question
>get answers
"Wow you people are autistic huh"
https://mugicha.club/media/739530dc37798d48fbfd1a6c02af77121adde8e87584e8d1e96c2d5fe4d01651.png

2024-07-23 17:15:23

The death of Caesar wasn't about political struggles in the Roman Republic, it was a spur of the moment murder because Caesar took the last piece of gabagool

2024-07-22 13:08:48

"We don't care, we're Mugichuds and we're going to kill you and steal your kidneys"
https://mugicha.club/media/2a2428ac0c1091ab748d8e04d146093d5532640621ee3fc031ecf6b2d1dc3377.jpg

2024-07-21 16:15:08

The Mugichuds descending on the Fediverse, 2024, shitpost on netcode
https://mugicha.club/media/39601c22160073f071862b7c622b99d9a59f87dfbe8be4c874f583f0fee5c1b3.png

2024-07-20 14:32:12

Being a misanthrope is absurdly easy. It is not particularly difficult to see what a bunch of pieces of shit human beings are. But it's also a fundamentally childish and juvenile view of people.

2024-07-20 14:24:52

Rightoid environmentalists have the same distorted view of the natural world as Disney adults.

2024-07-19 11:25:49

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Forever astounding how global jewry and their allies completely pissed away their power and its maintenance by promoting the shittiest and most dysfunctional human races.

2024-07-16 12:29:29

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And what the article is now after an editing war lmao
https://mugicha.club/media/1a8880771d2647e650eaf925443236900519deffa97b9c68fbab4cdca7dc924b.png

2024-07-16 12:23:05

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You have no idea lmao
https://mugicha.club/media/60223e54f7b741893785c64c5ce428fa6f088eb713e265d0267f501ec45ed01e.png

2024-07-16 12:18:49

Hold this image up to @npub1lyr…pjx6 and he'll start cringing and dying like a vampire.
https://mugicha.club/media/f1c25d429c3d9eb846965305adae43c54bd95a482a6a88e328afc946e858c36c.webp

2024-07-16 00:22:24

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Greggs is a pathway to abilities some consider unnatural

2024-07-16 00:20:05

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>FemTrump
That's a typical Norf Bri'ish rose

2024-07-16 00:17:59

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8 volumes to reveal this is the cute girls true form, such callous cruelty
https://mugicha.club/media/cf7d04dfbe4a7e3035982e6f19b2cce664b098bec20fd422be0bb2d1073bd81c.png

2024-07-15 12:37:11

Anime is just Japanese capeshit.
#note14s8…0m0t

2024-07-15 09:04:51

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Cringe? More like hell yeah

2024-07-14 21:02:08

It's been extremely funny to see Jimmy create an unintentional literacy test and how many are failing it in the thread. Hope you've survived the barrage of cringe bro.
#note1yd4…dczd

2024-07-13 11:23:13

Atheism is just a form of spiritual autism.

2024-07-12 16:06:33

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Come on guy.
https://mugicha.club/media/f3c219f6d5345640fa37bc91c4526423778bb0ea8b2afe2f96cb10ff6e87704e.png

2024-07-12 15:51:23

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Yeah, I obviously read them, what with the post that started this discussion screenshotting one. But like I said I'm not restating this entire discussion a second time. I've said it's retarded and I explained why and I don't feel like being ☝️ 🤓 "Akschually ur view of language is retarded AND contradictory" to just go from discussion to argument.

2024-07-12 10:42:37

AI, LLM's specifically, are just the gay and retarded Mechanical Turks of the 21st century.

2024-07-11 14:41:32

BUNCHA SLACKNUT GOONERS AROUND HERE

2024-07-10 22:09:51

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I'm going to turn the mugichat into Star Wars chat for the next two weeks for having put that idea on the timeline
https://mugicha.club/media/01bac7edc2bfaf5f6f4f8d0ab46640d3c87edba4497d3ebd69332edd6cee7d5b.mp4

2024-07-10 21:40:43

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Just waiting for the next gabnigger to self-immolate tbh

2024-07-10 21:17:03

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https://mugicha.club/media/01bac7edc2bfaf5f6f4f8d0ab46640d3c87edba4497d3ebd69332edd6cee7d5b.mp4

2024-07-10 21:02:01

#note1u28…h7zg
https://mugicha.club/media/b461a34dbcf17f34c3a0180f436eba855f99277167a649d574d6c05151b83760.png

2024-07-10 15:57:09

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I joke but it goes very well with potatoes and meatballs

2024-07-10 15:19:19

This silly wop thinks he's doing something heinous by combining med food with med food. Meanwhile I'm putting tzatziki on potatoes and pickled herring
#note1mja…u65y

2024-07-10 13:25:49

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https://mugicha.club/media/936b910586c544678cd9c5ac1a6073cd2407b315552bf1fd473614a3aaa2bbe0.png

2024-07-10 13:24:18

Johnny and Otto didn't quit fedi, they where simply banned from mugi by @npub1e7t…4zvc for not hating porches enough.

2024-07-09 20:31:33

Couple of days ago I smashed by head against a brick wall and watched paint dry.
#note1khw…j0kz

2024-07-09 17:46:15

Neat trick anytime a zoomer annoys you just talk about stuff from before 2010 and they'll kill themselves.

2024-07-09 17:41:01

Total Mugizoomer Death declared in the mugichat (mugillennials are discussing 80's pop stars)

2024-07-09 17:30:34

Tummy obsessed zoomers forever seething millennials came of age in a time when exposed midriff was common fashion.

2024-07-09 14:46:00

It consistently surprises me how like three or four guys here has turned Mugicha into some kind of nightmarish boogieman for the gab boomers. Absolutely mind boggling.

2024-07-08 20:50:43

Back hitting that sweet, sweet industrial solvent
https://mugicha.club/media/8a55d2bf2469b17b430e8263d9eefa1b80efd93d1252b46c6a3a5e9270146ba5.jpg

2024-07-08 20:47:57

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Bro just forget your dreams just ignore them dreams arent real bro just wake up

2024-07-08 15:09:09

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Bro that's just the average millennial woman

2024-07-08 13:17:55

Grok and Grug's croc adventures

2024-07-08 13:15:52

@npub1cus…6dl8 Screw you I replied an absolute banger to the post you deleted

2024-07-07 15:59:29

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If they're screenshots they're obviously true

2024-07-07 13:30:54

So you're saying the camera guys and toilet mutants hate each other? I dunno sounds like Star Wars to me.
https://mugicha.club/media/d724dd05d38993dc98c62d117399a3fa1c1916d61ee89690d0dc58f451e5b526.jpg

2024-07-05 22:20:58

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Damn I figured it'd be dead, haven't played it in years

2024-07-05 22:16:06

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Shit that game is still active?

2024-07-05 11:38:39

@npub10fa…qg2x rescuing his favorite e-girl from the clutches of her simps
https://mugicha.club/media/a6a39dac3d541a27976d8573368577bd0ff9eb6b490711d59a56db40ffdf3298.jpg

2024-07-04 18:47:32

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I have two, just as many as you have kidneys

2024-07-04 18:44:40

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Fall for what? You're a black Canadian and we're Albanian, that's just how it be.